05/06/2006 Entry: "This SNT brought to you buy the "Fright Pack!""

This edition of the X-Entertainment Saturday Night Thread is brought to you by...

Anchor Bay's "Fright Pack," a collection of six "campy classics" dressed in an awesomely shitty beer six-pack-esque box that was too cool to pass up on even despite the fact that I already own two of the movies inside. The set runs for 25 bucks, and if you'll forgive the parade of italics, includes: Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Return of the Killer Tomatoes, Transylvania 6-5000, Return to Horror High, Sleepaway Camp and Vamp. Rent out a lakehouse and bring about 6,200 Amstels...you've got a party.

Here's to hoping at least a few of you are spending this SNT in the dark, watching a bad scary flick with a laptop over your crotch and alcohol in arm's reach.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 05/06/2006 10:24 PM EST

That is an awesome set! Too bad it doesn't have the original Killer Tomatoes too.
Can I do a mini threadjack and ask if anyone has any good Kong related names for a dog? I have to send registration papers this week (As it stands he'll be Bean of Skull Island).

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 05/06/2006 10:30 PM EST

Sitting at home on the computer on a Saturday night?

Hah, teh loser is you!

Oh wait...nevermind.

Chestnuts roasted by whitemale_98/competent soldier @ 05/06/2006 10:35 PM EST

I hit up Jenkinson's Boardwalk today and scored some awesome crane machine prizes, including (but not limited to) a Pacman and a yellow Marshmallow Peep.

In my attempts to win said Peep, I accidentally won a purple Peep and a blue Peep. I was so agitated that I left and came back some time later, where I pumped quarter after quarter into the machine while this little redheaded, 10-year-old bitch stood behind me, cunningly watching my every move... waiting for me to run out of quarters so that she could go in for the kill.

But, ON MY LAST TWO QUARTERS, I won the yellow Marshmallow Peep! Yay!

Chestnuts roasted by Hey I'm Jeff @ 05/06/2006 10:37 PM EST

Nah, my Saturday night is being spent sitting in my slightly busted computer chair, staring at my monitor and thinking about all the stuff I should be working on. No alcohol yet tonight, but had plenty whilest out clubbing yesterday. Plus I met one of the girls in this month's issue of Playboy. Not my type, though.

But your post did remind me I have a copy of Elvira's Haunted Hills have yet to watch. Maybe I should bust that out tonight. BOOBIES!!

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 05/06/2006 10:37 PM EST

Frankenhooker on VHS, 6 bottles of Old Peculier, Nintendo DS, and a clingy tuxedo cat make up what is bound to be an awesome and laid back Saturday night. P.S. Ugh Sleepaway Camp! Elvira makes up for it though. Not a bad selection.

Chestnuts roasted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 05/06/2006 10:38 PM EST

Hey I'm Jeff, you should've told the little kid, I just cashed my enviable paycheck into quarters and I'm not going anywhere without that yellow peep, so step off!

Chestnuts roasted by whitemale_98 @ 05/06/2006 10:45 PM EST

Jenkinson's having Pac-Mans in their cranes is reason enough for me to get back to Point Pleasant as soon as possible.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 05/06/2006 10:53 PM EST

who wants to play monopoly?

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 05/06/2006 11:15 PM EST

SLEEPAWAY CAMP= classic slasher flick. Most disturbing lines- "Look at all that young fresh chicken. Where I come from we call 'em baldies. Makes your mouth water, don't it?"

Chestnuts roasted by Stevie B. @ 05/06/2006 11:15 PM EST

Hey all-
In addition to the "Fright Pack" I bought at the local Best Buy, directly below it was a lone box-set called "Toxie's Top Ten." HOW could I pas that up? It has the best of the worst in it.
We're starting the night with some Pabst Blue Ribbon and a viewing of "Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator."

Chestnuts roasted by Pepe @ 05/06/2006 11:35 PM EST

Pepe-that sounds awesome

also alchohol check and movie check but I still need a laptop so I may fall asleep and not check back I had to dig holes for tree planting all day and it wore me out.

Chestnuts roasted by mrjayberry @ 05/07/2006 12:03 AM EST

Hey Matt, I do have the laptop, the alcohol, and the dark, but the movie isn't scary. I'm watching The Dream Team. I guess if I'm going to reject the whole scary movie thing, Boyle and Keaton are fine alternatives. Cute movie.

Chestnuts roasted by Bludge @ 05/07/2006 12:04 AM EST

Today was free comic book day??? And I missed it? Damn. I love free comic book day! I haven't bought a comic in ten years, but I can't pass up a stack of free comics. Free stuff rules!

Chestnuts roasted by Destro @ 05/07/2006 12:22 AM EST

Bludge I'm not watching a scary movie either. I guess I own Spike Lees Bamboozeled so its on right now. Already kinda fun because there was a Dvd "sneak peek"
and it reminded me when you had to explain to older people about dvds.

Chestnuts roasted by mrjayberry @ 05/07/2006 01:11 AM EST

I still have to explain to older people about dvds.

Chestnuts roasted by sharkshow @ 05/07/2006 01:20 AM EST

Felt like being from the geek gheto tonight so I got laptop and a 40 ounce. So I got the best of both worlds going on now. But I'm watching the Return to Salems lot. HOrrible but not as horrible as I'd like, and the main character was the guy who played the ADA in the first part of law & order so I keep expecting him to object.

Chestnuts roasted by edthacow @ 05/07/2006 01:57 AM EST

For those in need of a horror flick, Freddy Vs Jason is just now coming on channel USA, 2:00 AM EST.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt(#2?) @ 05/07/2006 02:04 AM EST

Oh man, Transylvania 6-5000! I would have bought the entire pack just for that. Too cool of a movie!

Chestnuts roasted by JiveTurkey @ 05/07/2006 02:06 AM EST

Destro -- It's a trap!

Seriously, I spent more money in comic stores today than I intended to. Sure, it wasn't much (a $5 Sandman compilation and an exploding penguin, pictured in the link), but the original plan was to keep the twenty in my wallet intact.

Ah well. Exploding penguins - and Flying Circus on at 11:30PM - make me happy. :¬)

Chestnuts roasted by The ORIGINAL Paul @ 05/07/2006 02:12 AM EST

wow I had forgotten about that Transylvania 6-5000, only part I remember is the cool theme song with some vampire like guy saying 'Transylvania 6-5000' like 15 times, and then myself saying it like 50 times over after the movie.

Chestnuts roasted by Edthacow @ 05/07/2006 02:13 AM EST

Or... You can watch Teenagers From Outer Space, here: http://www.countgore.com/Lab.htm

Chestnuts roasted by Matt(#2?) @ 05/07/2006 02:14 AM EST

Nope, no movies tonight. Netflix didn't show yet, even though they were supposed to get here yesterday. Damn New Orleans mail system.

Chestnuts roasted by Mara @ 05/07/2006 02:34 AM EST

Just got back from wal-mart. that's right, WAL-MART. Yes.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 05/07/2006 03:08 AM EST

That so, dohopoki? I hope you remembered to pick up some Pop-Tarts so you can get your 10 Free Photo prints.

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 05/07/2006 03:15 AM EST

Otherwise same, but the bad scary movie comes from my TV. The Evil Dead uncut from a non-cable channel. I love Finnish television, where it's okay to show tree rapes at 11 PM.

Chestnuts roasted by dudefromfinland @ 05/07/2006 06:07 AM EST

In America, the tree rape would have been cut out and replaced with a pony shooting a child in the face. Americans haaate sex, but violence is AOK apparently.

I don't drink, but when I got home from work I watched Star Wars. Not an awful little Saturday night.

Chestnuts roasted by Spoodles @ 05/07/2006 08:17 AM EST

Huh. I actually spent my SNT away from my computer, eating pizza and playing Risk 2210 with some friends. Remember, you can't hug with nuclear arms, but you can use them to turn all of Asia into a radioactive slagheap. And really, isn't that what it's all about?

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 05/07/2006 08:28 AM EST

Interesting, I spent part of yesterday watching the original 1977 STAR WARS which, I confess, had been awhile. I guess the news that the originals were being released by that bearded, money grubbing,...(I digress,) got me fired up.
POLL QUESTION Will Lucas release a big 6 disc extravaganza and try to make even MORE money?

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 05/07/2006 08:39 AM EST

The Manimal:

My guess is yes, but not until Blu-Ray or HD-DVD is out in full force (pun intended)

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 05/07/2006 08:58 AM EST

I was offered the chance to buy the original VHS of Star Wars at a yard sale yesterday, but I smiled and passed because I knew I'd have it in my grubby, little paws before too long.

The Manimal: Yes, he'll release a box set I think. It'll include all of the deleted scenes and archival material that was left off of the original boxset.

Cameron T.: I think it'll come out on regular DVD. Then he'll release just the movies on HD. Then he'll release a HD-DVD box set. He's got to suck the next generation out of their dough too.

Chestnuts roasted by Spoodles @ 05/07/2006 10:58 AM EST

ahhh matt, i indeed did just that
The Entity with barbara hershy and enogh heineken to take down darth vader(although i doubt he wouldve drank heineken)good tiiimes, and where can i get me that movie pack?!
i looked on amazon, no dice.

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 05/07/2006 11:59 AM EST

JoshC: Amazon has 4 different sets of them, the one Matt has is the Campy Classics version. Just do a search for 'Fright Pack' and it will show up.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt(#2?) @ 05/07/2006 12:05 PM EST

matt #2, appreciate it kind sage,
and in response to the lucas question, of course he'll release a box set, and yet again another, digitally enhanced-er one, and another, he wants whatever money he can get his grubby0freakishly small hands on, how do you explain episode one?!?!
(please dont crucify my for that one! but being a orig. star wars fan that movie made me die a lil' inside...)

El-Josh-o

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 05/07/2006 12:16 PM EST

I spent my saturday night at work, then came home at 10, and eventually watched some Adult Swim. I don't know why I didn't come here.

I absolutely love that box set, Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 05/07/2006 12:27 PM EST

hey ryane, I dont get the cartoon network where i live, which boondocks episode was on last night? damn fine show, and was there a new birdman??

and goddamn i dont think ive posted this frequently EEEEVVVAAAHHH!!!

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 05/07/2006 12:33 PM EST

Actually, it wasn't on last night. I looked at the schedule, and it's on Thursday's at midnight, now. No Birdman, either. That's on Wed's at 12, and there are 2 shows back to back.

Saturday's are back to being all anime - which I'm thankful for. Even if I've seen Fullmetal Alchemist and Samurai Champloo 400 times each, I'll still most likely watch them again.

I see there is a Birdman episode on the Friday Night Fix lineup that you can watch online, anytime now.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 05/07/2006 12:45 PM EST

Aww man... I slept through the SNT!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Somethin' Funny @ 05/07/2006 01:11 PM EST

Aww man... I was going to buy pop tarts.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 05/07/2006 02:17 PM EST

Have any of the Sleepaway Camp movies been reviewed on this site yet?...I need my transvestite fix!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Kevin @ 05/07/2006 03:03 PM EST

Sleepaway Camp= best movie ever.

Eat shit and LIVE!

Kevin- it hasn't been reviewed, but I believe the villian was featured in some article.

Chestnuts roasted by Piscez @ 05/07/2006 03:04 PM EST

I haven't had a Pop Tart in about 4 years...man, now I really want one!

Saturday Night for me consisted of chaperoning the PROM. I was the poor unfortunate teacher in charge of the festivities this year- but, it was actually a hell of a good time! The students and I danced it up, and all went well. Afterwards, fellow teachers came over to my place and got drunk and ate the free food we scored from the prom. Not a bad time at all.

What's everyone doing today? Myself- school work, laundry, watching poker on tv, and some movies later on.

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 05/07/2006 03:07 PM EST

....alhough, I don't have any movies as campy as Matt's six pack to watch!

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 05/07/2006 03:08 PM EST

I gotta do laundry sometime today, I'll mope around because I don't wanna go to work tomorrow and start off another shitty week... and now you guys are makin me want pop tarts too. Luckily I have some (sans icing) in the cupboard!

I'll probably watch Advent Children later on, for the 7th time or something like that.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 05/07/2006 04:01 PM EST

My offer for a game of monopoly is still up.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 05/07/2006 05:12 PM EST

Only if I can be the racecar.

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 05/07/2006 05:16 PM EST

I like the thimble.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 05/07/2006 05:37 PM EST

I want the Top Hat!

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 05/07/2006 08:19 PM EST

I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking that Monopoly would be must improved if the pieces were modified such that the dog could wear the top hat and ride in the race car.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 05/07/2006 08:36 PM EST

Oh that would be sweet.

If we all land on the same spot, we could transform.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 05/07/2006 08:40 PM EST

The blog has taken a turn to the surreal. I will try my best not to MONOPOLIZE the conversation (*giving myself a thumbs down*)

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 05/07/2006 08:53 PM EST

Argh, I missed Friday's topic, and I LOVE to talk about Disney... so I will anyway:

Matt- If you're at the Polynesian, you need to make dinner reservations for the restaurant 'Ohana on a night that there are fireworks at the Magic Kingdom. When the fireworks start, the restaurant dims its lights and plays the same music/sounds they play in the park, and you can look out the giant windows and see the whole display perfectly across the lake. My boyfriend set up our dinner without me knowing all this was going to happen, and needless to say I was putty in his hands for days afterward.

Even if you don't give a crap about fireworks, they have awesome tropical drinks and they bring you a neverending supply of grilled meats on giant stakes. From their firepit. When I die I want to be buried under their bar.

Chestnuts roasted by Welsh Rabbit @ 05/07/2006 08:56 PM EST

I love that little Scottie dog. No one ever wants to be the guy on horseback. What is he, a statue? Lame.

Chestnuts roasted by Welsh Rabbit @ 05/07/2006 08:58 PM EST

I got final projects coming out of my ears, so that's been my groove today. Waiting to start The Sopranos until that's all handled so I'm dying...
Doing some research on my second choice doggie name (Obi-Wan KenoBean) and I came across a cool Lost/Star Wars related article: here
Speaking of Lost, anybody playing the online Hanso Foundation game? Coolest promotional website since the Requiem For a Dream site way back when.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 05/07/2006 09:29 PM EST

Squee: I'm not playing per se, but I'm following the progress. My brain doesn't work well enough to handle such encryption-type things.

If you like that, you'll probably love the Not Pron game.

Chestnuts roasted by Spoodles @ 05/07/2006 09:41 PM EST

Muppet Baby, in regards to your question, I am polishing up my resume to turn in to the office of the school I substitute at tomorrow. HOPEFULLY I will have a contract there next fall and chaperone the prom next spring! Okay, maybe not the prom, but anyway, I just want to thank everyone on this blog for constantly making me laugh. I want to give special thanks to the regulars like squee4242, Mystie, Muppet Baby, dohopki, Manimal and Kingklash for not only validating my nostalgic tendencies but also for making them even funnier. Finally, thank you Matt for a wonderful website. I don't want to sound cheesy, but I think you all understand. Anyway, I hope everyone has a good night and an even better tomorrow. See ya!

Chestnuts roasted by Bludge @ 05/07/2006 10:29 PM EST

Jeez Bludge, you scared me -- that read like a goodbye message! :o

Good luck with the teaching/resume/school stuff!

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 05/07/2006 10:33 PM EST

You're welcome Bludge.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 05/07/2006 10:39 PM EST

It won't be too much longer until this place becomes
X-Entertainment for TEACHERS (between me, Muppet Baby, and now Bludge).
First article: Matt's review of the impact of Haley Mills on the first season of SAVED BY THE BELL followed by another article about erasers.
Well, back to grading papers and making a ppt. on the Civil Rights Movement. TEACH ON!

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 05/07/2006 10:49 PM EST

I didn't do anything today except paint my nails and mope about. I've been feeling kind of down and out lately, mostly from the loss of my beloved.

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 05/07/2006 11:09 PM EST

I hung out online for most of the day before I got stuck braving work. I'd hate it if we didn't get paid extra for working Sundays, and even then, the lack of help and long lines got to be a huge (and literal, given my sinus heachaches) pain.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 05/07/2006 11:30 PM EST

Thanks Bludge I always feel lucky there's such a great place as this in cyberspace.
Actually Manimal I'll be joining the ranks myself, once I find the right place (just preschool though).
Excellent Sopranos tonight. I had to watch through my fingers at some points.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 05/08/2006 01:49 AM EST

Good for you, Squee. Summers off, man, summers off. Maybe you can be like me and wake up at 5 to finish the work you didn't do the night before.
Just make sure the preschoolers bring a change of clothes because, as Barney Gumble's Uncle Al once said, "When it happens, you'll know."

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 05/08/2006 06:35 AM EST

The Manimal: I resent that. I mean, not all of us are becoming teachers. Some of us are becoming school librarians. And don't you forget it.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 05/08/2006 08:11 AM EST

I have given up attempting to participate in the SNT. For whatever reason I am banned at my house. But, hey, it gives me alot to read on Monday morning while I am avoiding getting any real work done.
I got a library card this weekend. First time since elementary school! I also got the letter saying my financial aid was all set and ready for next fall, so I can go back to school, again.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 05/08/2006 09:04 AM EST

Does a portable DVD player count as a laptop?
I want a M.A.S.K. revival, with improved designs on the classic vehicles.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 05/08/2006 11:52 AM EST

It's Monday afternoonish, I'm a bit late for SNT. That box set looks sweet. If my finacee wasn't such a wench and making me save up for a house, I would go out and treat myself.

Chestnuts roasted by Geoffinsanity @ 05/08/2006 12:47 PM EST

Geoffinsanity, just tell her you have priorities. Heck, some things are worth significant-other wrath. We're saving money for house renovations. I caught hell when I brought home the King Kong 2 disc DVD a while back. Marrying a non-geek can sometimes be a hassle, but I wouldn't trade her in for anyone.

Chestnuts roasted by freudguy @ 05/08/2006 12:52 PM EST

Teachers and Librarians, that's lame. I'm going to become a professional baseball player. If I'm too real for them I'll use my back-up career, professional basketball player. I'll be making millions while you're all making a difference.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 05/08/2006 02:29 PM EST

Professional baseball player? Professional basketball player? Dammit! Why didn't I think of that? Well, time for a road trip of revenge. My high school guidance counselor has failed me for the last time.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 05/08/2006 03:09 PM EST

What if you wanted to be a professional basketball?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 05/08/2006 03:48 PM EST

Danny DeVito should be a professional basketball.

Chestnuts roasted by Hey I'm Jeff @ 05/08/2006 03:53 PM EST

Sorry, Jedoc, didn't mean to leave out the media center support team.
Yeah, making a difference is overrated.

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 05/08/2006 04:16 PM EST

Oh my God, Sleepaway Camp . . . the face at the end . . . THE FACE!

Chestnuts roasted by Julie @ 05/08/2006 04:29 PM EST

I don't wanna come off as a johnny-come-lately here, but I too will be throwing my hat into the overworked, underpaid ring of the teaching community in the fall of '07. I'll be teaching grades 7-12 langauge arts classes, and I couldn't be more excited about it. You said it, Manimal...I think that X-E must bear an inherent charm that acutely appeals to those of us who are just crazy enough to be teachers!

Chestnuts roasted by The Yeti @ 05/08/2006 10:01 PM EST

This has to be a personal best (worst?) for most posts but anyway.
Yeti, this is going to made up but it is true: I was going to make a joke about you becoming a teacher(you seem like such an upstanding anti-social kinda guy with a disdain for authority) but I guess the joke is on me.
Is there anyone on this thing who...?
(A) is not a teacher
(B) is not going to become a teacher soon
(C) is considering a career in teaching
(D) all of the above

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 05/08/2006 10:09 PM EST

Bludge: Thanks for the kind words, and welcome to the profession! Think twice before you let yourself be in charge of a PROM though- that damn thing consumed my life for 4 straight months...often, I would only get home at 6:30 PM, and had been at school since 7:30 AM...so, it makes for loooong days.

As for myself- despite LOVING my job, I am quitting!! The boyfriend got into Masters at our old university, so we are moving back to New Brunswick for next year. I will be demoted from being an awesome grade 10 English teacher with her OWN CLASSROOM to....a lowly substitute teacher...just like Bludge. Oh Jesus!

But, it's cool. I am tired of this rural area. My school only has 150 students total, and the town has a population of 5,000....of which only 1,000 are English. (I live in Quebec) SO, I will enjoy living in a city again.

Sorry for the long post- felt like sharing! And who knew there were so many teachers on the site? I thought it was just Manimal and me. Wow!

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 05/08/2006 10:20 PM EST

I was going to become an elementary school teacher, but I switched majors to English.

I think there are a lot of teachers here because the occupation attracts a lot of people with fond memories of their childhood, and of ages when they too were in school. Surprise, surprise: so do nostalgia websites!

Chestnuts roasted by Spoodles @ 05/08/2006 10:31 PM EST

I am not a teacher, nor do I want to become one. I'm an engineer. It's a damn fine profession, and I'm curious if anyone else here is one.

In my mind, the only thing that sucks about being an engineer is the potential to screw up. If you make a bad mistake and none of your peer reviewers catches it, your company could be out a lot of money. Worse yet, you could kill someone.

That's why I wanted a job at Hasbro. If you screw up, you're unlikely to hurt or kill somebody, unless irresponsible parents do something like giving a toy with small parts to a two year old. Also, designing toys sounds like the coolest job on earth. Unfortunately, I just can't seem to get my foot in the door there.

Chestnuts roasted by spaz307 @ 05/08/2006 11:07 PM EST

I'm not a teacher. And I won't ever be one because I... you know, hate kids.

Hey Muppet Baby, my brother's in college in New Brunswick. Is the university you're talking about Rutgers?

Chestnuts roasted by Welsh Rabbit @ 05/09/2006 12:20 AM EST

Hmm, Quebec? I guess it's not Rutgers, unless you're moving really far. And New Jersey's not worth that. Burn!

Chestnuts roasted by Welsh Rabbit @ 05/09/2006 12:23 AM EST

actually manimal, i start attending school in sept. and i plan on becoming a history teacher, so there's one more for the list!

El-Josh-0

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 05/09/2006 02:46 AM EST

hey muppet baby, just curious, the new brunswick you speack of, is it the new brunswick in the maritime province's of canada??

El-Josh-0

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 05/09/2006 02:48 AM EST

Not a teacher, though the original plan was for me to go for my MA and PhD after getting my BA in history. Damn burn out. I toyed briefly with the idea of going for Secondary Education but decided I really don't have the temperment for it. Was thisclose to getting my emergancy cert in NJ during an unemployment time until they told me my options were Newark, Jersey City or Asbury Park. Yeeessch! Found a temp job real quick that time.

Chestnuts roasted by LemurCat @ 05/09/2006 12:24 PM EST

Not that many people will be back to read this thread now that a new one is posted, but yeah- I meant New Brunswick the PROVINCE, in Atlantic Canada. I am moving back to Fredericton, New Brunswick. *does a happy dance*

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 05/09/2006 03:41 PM EST

I figured as much. I was all excited to see New Brunswick mentioned at first, since I live in such close proximity to New Brunswick, NJ.

Chestnuts roasted by Hey I'm Jeff @ 05/09/2006 04:51 PM EST