09/25/2005 Entry: "The Jones Soda Halloween Collection!"

Okay okay, you can stop e-mailing me, I got them I got them. Exclusive to Target, it's the Jones Soda Halloween Collection, a series of four fine soft drinks ranging from "Caramel Apple" to "Candy Corn," and yeah I've probably got 24 hours to live. Actually, they're nowhere near as offensive as the flavors in last year's Holiday Pack, but it's just more proof that we should always think twice before drinking from cans with pictures of goblins on them. If interested, they're cheap, on borrowed time and are absolutely going to be the cause of many "HAVE YA HEARD ABOUT DEEEEES" conversations this Halloween season. Enjoy, and pretend it's Monday.

Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 09/25/2005 03:14 AM EST

nice article. The non novelty soda I've had that tasted shitty was the red licorice kind that safeway makes. The first few sips were ok, the rest was bad. Especially because it was flat.

The jones soda I would try is the blue, neon light one. Psst check out my listing link

Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 09/25/2005 04:34 AM EST

Gee, I thought I was all special telling Matt about these, but I guess I was just one of the many.

I'm giving them out to trick or treaters this year.

Chestnuts roasted by The Fuzzy Hulk @ 09/25/2005 04:53 AM EST

I didn't really think the candy corn tasted 100% like candy corn. I'd go maybe 40% candy corn and 60% cotton candy (or cotton candy flavored bubble gum). The first sip made it totally understandable why they chose not to put the stuff in larger cans. P.S. Corpse Bride is really good!

Chestnuts roasted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 09/25/2005 05:36 AM EST

Those cans look ominous. I think they know that once you drink from them, your soul will be theirs...

I'm all for new and exciting drinks, but hopefully these don't taste like medicine. I'm sure the flavours were created when one guy was eating, say a caramel apple, and said "You know what? This would be better...as liquid food I could down in three seconds"

Chestnuts roasted by Dr. Acula @ 09/25/2005 05:46 AM EST

Whoa... that is the bluest blue I've ever seen in a soda. Despite the words of warning on taste, the color alone seems to be a vortex - sucking my soul out of me and replacing free will with a strong desire to go to Target and grab a 6 pack.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Boligarky @ 09/25/2005 06:18 AM EST

I don't have anything to say about soda, but I just wanted to gloat about the fact that I'm going to see System of a Down tonight in Columbus. I don't normally have much to gloat about folks. So, please, let me have this...just this once. Nyah-nyah-nyah.

Chestnuts roasted by The Yeti @ 09/25/2005 08:51 AM EST

Just another manic pseudo-Monday.
Is it wrong that a review which repeatedly underscored the unpalatability of each and every soda in the line makes me want to go out and stockpile them so I'll never run out?

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 09/25/2005 08:54 AM EST

FINALLY, a soda can that outdoes Pepsi's COOL CANS circa 1989. Great article.
Does anyone know why most of the Boglin ebay auctions are from the UK? Is that where they were produced?

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 09/25/2005 10:01 AM EST

I have nothing to say except I'm going to target later to get me some of that soda. And maybe a couple BARC (Biker Advanced Recon Commando) speeders. Duros disaster :o

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Poop @ 09/25/2005 11:01 AM EST

You know, I am suprised Jones did not include a "Blood" flavor. "Human Brains" would've been very festive and canible-like as well.

Chestnuts roasted by Warx @ 09/25/2005 11:19 AM EST

yes! i can drink candy corn now..life is complete! ;p

Chestnuts roasted by danoslayer @ 09/25/2005 11:44 AM EST

I have spent a life deprived of novelty holiday soda. And I am worse off for it.

Chestnuts roasted by The Wukong Effect @ 09/25/2005 11:59 AM EST

Every time I read your nasty soda reviews i'm reminded of my old Dr. Dreadful Drink Lab set. That thing was disturbing and made the the most horrid foggy/fizzy water that my friends and I all gathered around and sucked it down. Did anyone else have that or am I just weird. I had the food lab too, where you make eyeballs and monster brains to eat. Gross gross gross...

Chestnuts roasted by Mattman @ 09/25/2005 12:15 PM EST

I had to shield my eyes from Scary Berry Lemonade. I avoid any drink that is nuclear-bright.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeff Mack @ 09/25/2005 12:33 PM EST

Whats the Canadian Equivalent to Target, or maybe the Alberta euquivalent, western alienation strikes again!

Chestnuts roasted by Diarrhea Dave @ 09/25/2005 12:35 PM EST

Ah, Dr. Dreadful.

The only man with enough foresight to give the world lickable, flavored warts.

Chestnuts roasted by The Wukong Effect @ 09/25/2005 12:48 PM EST

Manimal,

So, which one were you?

Chestnuts roasted by Kyle @ 09/25/2005 12:57 PM EST

Matt, I hate to criticize your english, but the expression "2 for 2" near the end of the article implies there were two options, and both worked out. Personally I think "2 and 2" works better, as in two balls and two strikes, four total possibilities, with a pair of both good and bad resullting. Once again, feel free to tell me to F-off, and I'm sure you'll erase this as soon as you reach a decision.

Chestnuts roasted by Mad Cow @ 09/25/2005 01:41 PM EST

No, no, you are correct. It should've read "2 for 4," like it now does.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 09/25/2005 01:44 PM EST

I hate my town for not having a target now.
I really want to try that berry lemonade one. Because honestly, i dont enjoy ingesting things unless they can possibly harm me internally.

Chestnuts roasted by Zorkporker @ 09/25/2005 01:46 PM EST

I'm haunted by not knowing what wet aspirin smells like. I'm gonna have nightmares!!!

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 09/25/2005 01:49 PM EST

I gonna get me on of them. Bye the way love what you did with the blog... halloweenie Look, im chucky!

Chestnuts roasted by Cotter @ 09/25/2005 03:34 PM EST

I'm surprised there's no pumpkin flavor here. Or are they saving that for a possible Thanksgiving Soda Sequel?

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 09/25/2005 04:11 PM EST

The Yeti: I just wanted to gloat about the fact that I'm going to see System of a Down tonight in Columbus.

No comment

Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 09/25/2005 04:18 PM EST

that's what I'm talkin' bout, Gozer!

course, I'll be in Milwaukee week after next for KMFDM, so what's that mean to me? Who knows, who cares. Is it me, or does the Rave get worse every time I go there?

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 09/25/2005 04:29 PM EST

I don't have a valid opinion on KMFDM, but they are on the Mortal Kombat movie soundtrack which is pretty good (the soundtrack, not the movie), so I'll give them props. Not madd props, but just props.
Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever actually been to the Rave, even though I've lived within like 100 miles of it my whole life. Meh.

Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 09/25/2005 04:46 PM EST

Either the Jason has been swapped or I'm going completely crazy. Actually, I guess those aren't mutually exclusive.
I've actually warmed up to System of a Down since hearing Richard Cheese's amazing covers, and I spent far too many of my tender years listening to Green Day to really haterate, but this line from Gozer's link just about killed me: "If Green Day's vile American Idiot built political commentary out of Lego, Mezmerize snaps it together out of Duplo..."
Speaking of dumb things I did as a teenager, when I first discovered Jones soda on a vacation I was immediately obsessed. I bought every bottle they had and convinced myself I was going to get a picture onto a label (this was before they offered the customized ones, and no I never even bothered submitting a photo ). My dresser was covered with empty bottles that I used as decoration and/or nifty candleholders. I didn't get rid of them until I moved out of the house, and even then it was reluctantly. Still miss 'em, along with the Star Wars Pepsi cans they shared decorating (and eventually landfill) space with.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 09/25/2005 04:52 PM EST

haha! look, this blog is no. 666

http://x-entertainment.com/updates/entries/archives/00000666.html

i guess satan really does own jones' soda.

Chestnuts roasted by Ralph @ 09/25/2005 05:53 PM EST

I am going to have to buy the jones soda. I have to admit I am curious about what liquid carbinated caramel apples taste like.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 09/25/2005 06:02 PM EST

I do know what wet aspirin smells like, and the memory of it is enough to keep me from trying those. I'm slightly interested in the Caramel Apple one... but unless I'm already going to Target for something else, I'd rather just read about it

Chestnuts roasted by Diana @ 09/25/2005 06:10 PM EST

:-) Jones soda is good

Chestnuts roasted by Raffle @ 09/25/2005 06:17 PM EST

I could really go for a refreshing Fufu Berry right about now but even today it's tough to find Jones in bottles around here...I see Whoopass all the time but I'm no energy drink fan.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 09/25/2005 06:20 PM EST

Went to TARGET but no soda.

Kyle, good work! That's me on the left taking a page from the Road Warriors. (For those who are interested, click the name or check out the Saturday Night thread for more details on the non-survey)

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 09/25/2005 06:27 PM EST

Just watched the movie "Popcorn" it was pretty good cheesy horror movie. Then I watched "Deadly Friend" . I gotta find some jones soda.

Chestnuts roasted by Milkspasm @ 09/25/2005 06:42 PM EST

I've decided to make my own Candy Corn soda.

I need a 50 gallon tub of Dr. Pepper, a bushel of fermenting corn, and some DOTS.

Chestnuts roasted by The Wukong Effect @ 09/25/2005 06:53 PM EST

Road Warriors? Is that another wrestling thing?

Chestnuts roasted by Kyle @ 09/25/2005 07:26 PM EST

So I picked up the Scary Berry and S'Lime varieties a couple of weeks ago and I really liked them. I love the Berry Lemonade when it's not Halloween-themed, but it tastes so much better in a can with a jack-o-lantern design on it. Yum.
After reading the article, I might pick up Caramel Apple sometime, but there is still no way I'm springing for the Candy Corn. Even if it only tastes faintly like it's namesake, that's too much for me. I am not a fan of candy corn.

Chestnuts roasted by Rainbowfeet @ 09/25/2005 08:25 PM EST

Rainbowfeet, I have a question re: Scary Berry. Did you drink yours chilled? A couple of folks said that they enjoy it, but I just can't believe it. It's not bad in the sense that it makes you wanna hurl, but I just can't picture sitting there sipping my way through even a half-sized can.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 09/25/2005 08:27 PM EST

How the hell can anything be anything in a "more than literal sense?"

Chestnuts roasted by Dave @ 09/25/2005 08:28 PM EST

"More than literally edible," meaning one could drink it for reasons other than the fact that it is conceivable to drink it. As in, they might even like it.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 09/25/2005 08:29 PM EST

Gee, now I wish I lived near a Target. At least these sound a little bit closer to ingestible, if not 100% perfect (or even 50%).

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 09/25/2005 08:41 PM EST

Sorry Kyle but yes this is another wrestling reference. Long story short, the Road Warriors (aka the Legion of Doom) were a landmark wrestling tag team who emerged in the early 1980's. Hawk and Animal were designed to be villians but they were very popular with the fans like traditional good guys would have been. Hawk died in 2003 thus ending the greatest tag team in wrestling history. Click the name and the other link for more.
According to their webpage, Animal gives motivational speeches. Maybe a good keynote speaker at X-E-rama '06????
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Road_Warriors

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 09/25/2005 08:51 PM EST

Matt- Yes, I drink it straight from the fridge. I don't think it would taste as good warm, or even not very cold. Was yours chilled or warm? I'm honestly surprised that you dislike it that much, but I can completely see where you're coming from.

Chestnuts roasted by Rainbowfeet @ 09/25/2005 08:59 PM EST

It was slightly chilled, which may have played a part in my disgust. I'll freeze the shit and give it a second whirl. If the opinion changes, I'll add a note to the article.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 09/25/2005 09:01 PM EST

I don't know, maybe that will improve it a little- let me know.

Chestnuts roasted by Rainbowfeet @ 09/25/2005 09:09 PM EST

The Road Warrior movie was awesome but wrestling sucks worse than Jones Soda. A friend and I were out cruising Target this afternoon and she bought two packs of Candy Corn and drank four cans out of it. It smelled disgusting. I wouldn't even try it. Ewww. She called me later and said it tastes even better frozen, like a candy corn popsicle. ew

Chestnuts roasted by KittyCatGirl @ 09/25/2005 09:32 PM EST

Don't know if these are up yet

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/jones-halloween/default.php

http://www.retrocrush.com/podcast.html
(see podcast 16)

Looks like this is the reason no one can find it, all the webmasters are buying it up....

Chestnuts roasted by toadboy @ 09/25/2005 09:50 PM EST

X-E-rama - now that sounds like a good idea. It would at least give me a valid excuse to go to NYC.

Chestnuts roasted by Kyle @ 09/25/2005 09:55 PM EST

Oh wow I just noticed that everyone's postings are now "ghostings." That pun hurts me deep down.

Chestnuts roasted by Kyle @ 09/25/2005 09:55 PM EST

"The Road Warrior movie was awesome but wrestling sucks worse than Jones Soda."

Yeah, well that's just like your opinion, man.

Chestnuts roasted by the Dude @ 09/25/2005 09:59 PM EST

If Jones Soda were the greatest thing ever in the history of the Universe, everything would suck worse than Jones soda.

Chestnuts roasted by The Wukong Effect @ 09/25/2005 10:11 PM EST

This is random, but I just saw the trailer for "Doom" the movie today. Is it just me or does it look like it'll be really awful? I can handle "The Rock" too - at least he wasn't in "The Pacifier". The trailer just had this terrible-movie feel to it. Not that it can't be awful and still entertaining (the Resident Evil movies come to mind). When will mankind learn to make either games into good movies or movies into good games? Why? I blame E.T.

Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 09/25/2005 10:14 PM EST

tonight i had a 'halloween soda' taste test, a rip off of Matt's for the holiday pack, i had those jones flavors and the Mountain Dew Pitch Black II, lol Had a buncha friends over and we all got sick off of the drinks, and real candy corn.

While watching Winnie the Pooh Halloween

Chestnuts roasted by Rutir @ 09/25/2005 10:54 PM EST

For the record I'm shocked Matt picked Pitch Black as the official beverage of the holliday season as well... I honestly now consider Caramel Apple to be my new favorite flavor of sugar water.

Tried the Candy Corn as well and it's actually growing on me. It's kind of like a heavy cream soda with a nice butterscotch finish.

Chestnuts roasted by Paul S. @ 09/26/2005 12:03 AM EST

Gozer I couldn't agree more. It just has BOMB etched all over its ugly face. Why do movie studios have to make movies like this? O think it is extremely to make a good movie based off a good video game because the essence of the game is only faithfully reproduced while playing the game. Trying to throw in live action to the mix makes things worse (see Street Fighter: The Movie) because it just looks hokey. Leave games to be games please!!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 09/26/2005 12:15 AM EST

I agree with Doom looking like it just plain sucks. I don't think I could could stand all the shots they did in first person point-of-view like in the game itself. It'd get tiresome after a while. But there has been some good movies based on video games, such as Resident Evil movies, more so Apocalypse. There has been a few alright ones too. But yeah, I suppose most of movies based on video games do suck. I guess they're making Resident Evil: Afterlife. Hopefully it will be good.

So, a dumb question, how do you make the Jason face?

Chestnuts roasted by Disgruntled Spam @ 09/26/2005 12:35 AM EST

aw yeayh, Gremlins 2 is on!! Evrybody say whut whut!! Gotta love Brain. And Rambo Gizmo. And Grandpa Al!

the last half hour of Spidey 2 sucked, enough to make me not want to see the first one or the rest of the 2nd.

oh yeah, regular smilie sad smilie which is who I forget.

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 09/26/2005 01:06 AM EST

mmm, Phoebe Cates!@! and that hat...yowza!!

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 09/26/2005 01:24 AM EST

What channel are you seeing Gremlins 2 on?

Yeah, a Doom ad ran during American Dad and it looks like they just filmed the game, then inserted shots of people screaming. The studio logic is, "these young people, who are the only people we care about, play video games. We must make quick movies out of them, plot be darned." Bah.

You know, I still believe it IS possible to make a good video game-based movie...it's just that no one will try.

Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 09/26/2005 02:11 AM EST

For anyone who might be interested, System of a Down and Mars Volta totally rocked my face this evening. It's fine for anyone to think that SOAD is juvenille drivel dressed up to look like valid political commentary or whatever, but I defy anyone to attend one of their shows and not admit to having a good time. I started reading the article you linked, Gozer, but I stopped after the guy dissed Tool. I'm sorry...but NOBODY disses Tool.

Chestnuts roasted by The Yeti @ 09/26/2005 02:20 AM EST

Gremlins 2 is on HBO Family. I'm so glad my parents have cable. Otherwise it sucks living with them again.

Mars Volta is okay, but I've never listened to much SOAD, not enough to like them. But I'm glad you had a good time at the show. Did you drink? Or smoke?

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 09/26/2005 02:35 AM EST

ya know, it's totally open for a sequel, with Gizmo still alive, and the female Gremlin bride/whore/lounge singer was gettin' it on with Robert Picardo. Gremlins 3, you know you would watch it!

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 09/26/2005 02:54 AM EST

word movie game video game movie movies never work out, maybe somewhat for angelina jolie? but in general man BAD career move, i'm surprised the rock would go that way he seems business savvy

who knows maybe it will be a hit but these days - doubt it

ghostings is a nice touch!

Chestnuts roasted by diamondzdigidul @ 09/26/2005 07:33 AM EST

gremlins 3: the retired batch

do u wanna watch a bunch of over tha hill gremlins forgettin their lines and shit!!

Chestnuts roasted by diamondzdigidul @ 09/26/2005 07:35 AM EST

No, kidneyboy. No substance abuse for me last night. I was the DD. :-(

Chestnuts roasted by The Yeti @ 09/26/2005 08:41 AM EST

Manimal, I totaly agree with you in that The Road Warriors were the Greatest Tag team in wrestling history, anyone who thinks otherwise is Nuts. Now on the topic at hand. I too had no luck in my hunt finding those Jones halloween drinks. Why is it that when one hears that something tastes like shit we too have to taste it. I still can't figure that out? Oh well I guess we have to learn our lessons one way or the other.

Chestnuts roasted by Texican @ 09/26/2005 09:54 AM EST

My own little mini review:

Candy Corn - I thought this was the worst of the batch. It tasted to me exactly like drinking carbonated maple syrup. 3 out of 10.

Caramel Apple - Pleasantly surprised by this one because it really did taste like drinking apple juice, but with a hint of sugar and/or caramel. 7 out of 10.

Scary Blue Lemonade - Huge disappointment. The flavor sounds so appealing, but it just didn't live up. 4 out of 10.

Strawberry S'Lime - I thought this one was legitimately good. I found it to be rather tasty while choking down some hamburgers. 8 out of 10.

Mountain Dew Pitch Black - Pretty God awful terrible. And yet I can't stop drinking it. I swear they put crack in Mountain Dew. I'm suprised I ever managed to ween myself off of Code Red. 5 out of 10.

On a sidenote, I think a pumpkin pie flavored drink could be interesting. Maybe a pumpkin pie milkshake. Hm...I think I'll try to make one of those on my own for the Holiday season.

Chestnuts roasted by Brian @ 09/26/2005 09:55 AM EST

Brian: I agree with the pumpkin pie drink thought. I really like the "pumpkin spice" drinks at Starbucks that they have now during the fall season. I think I even like it better than the gingerbread and pepermint stuff they have during Christmastime.

Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 09/26/2005 10:32 AM EST

I was so thankful that Jones put them in tiny cans. It's a lot less soda to choke down or feel like you're wasting. Admittedly, though it's in my fridge, I still haven't tried Strawberry S'lime. I have tried the others, though. Scary Berry Lemonade was my first, and maybe I'm all screwed up, but I liked it. I drank the whole thing. And, yes, it was really cold. I've found that very few sodas actually taste good warm, and those that do always taste better frosty, so I figured they stood their best chance being chilled overnight. Brian was right, the Candy Corn soda did have a decidedly maple flavor. I recoiled in horror with one sip. Between my husband and I we've managed to pawn off all but one can. But, I think Caramel Apple rocked. It was like sparkling apple juice with a touch of caramel in it. The more I drank it, the more it grew on me. I actually found myself craving another can of it a little later. Make no mistake, it's a strange flavor, but the kind you can't help but want to keep trying. God bless Jones Soda.

Chestnuts roasted by Lori @ 09/26/2005 10:33 AM EST

After reading the article, and clicking the link to the Thanksgiving soda one, may I bring back the "I love VT" discussion from back then?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 09/26/2005 11:54 AM EST

For some reason this year I have been devouring candy corn and candy pumpkins like crack, its hard stuffing them in those glass pipes however. Seriously, though I'm eating pounds of them. I've been thinking of mixing some with vanilla ice cream too.

Chestnuts roasted by Funky Boo Berry the 70's Ghost @ 09/26/2005 12:35 PM EST

Actually the candy corn got me thinking of a new delicious Thanksgiving flavor: Creamed corn!!! YAY! And the word yay has me thinking of another: yams. Go yams.

Chestnuts roasted by Funky Boo @ 09/26/2005 12:37 PM EST

I've been working on a review of the Caramel Apple drink for my site, and it's hard to pin down an opinion..

If you just take a quick drink, to me, it's sort of like ginger ale but extra sweet.. however, if you swish it around your mouth like wine you can taste the distinctive flavors a lot more.

Chestnuts roasted by Review the World @ 09/26/2005 12:44 PM EST

Huzzah to the Matt! He is all powerful! I am SO getting those now. Is the Scary Berry Lemonade different fromt their regular Berry Lemonade? Cause I've tried that, and I like it.

And NO ONE realizes that this is Blog #666??? Spooky.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 09/26/2005 02:02 PM EST

If you work your Googleage you can find a pretty recent blog discussion of the possibility of an actual Gremlins 3, including a quote from Joe Dante (basically saying 'No dice').

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 09/26/2005 02:04 PM EST

I wonder if trying to get this to 666 posts is asking too much?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 09/26/2005 02:09 PM EST

I'm never adventurous when it comes to consumables, but I'm pretty enticed now...candy corn grosses me out just as candy, so I think I'll be avoiding that particular drink. But seeing the scary berry in the glass reminded me of the first time I drank blue Kool-Aid and thought it was the best thing ever.

Chestnuts roasted by Jessica Marie @ 09/26/2005 02:19 PM EST

Jack and a box has a pumpkin pie milkshake, its frigging great! tastes exactly like it. Matter of fact, its better then the pie cause you can slurp it up instead of use a fork haha.

Chestnuts roasted by the80sruled @ 09/26/2005 02:26 PM EST

It's kinda weird seein Jones Soda in cans, something.. unholy about it..
Matt, I don't know if you're already on top of this but I just saw a badass (using the term loosely) Halloween commercial for Go-Gurt. Go-Gurt seems evil enough, but they've got skeletons and pumpkins n shit on the packaging so if you haven't already it might be something cool to check out for the countdown.

Chestnuts roasted by WonKa @ 09/26/2005 02:36 PM EST

Speaking of nasty sounding but good tasting drinks, have any of you people just taken a bottle of mouth wash and just guzzled it. After I saw Carrot Top talk about it on space ghost I had to try. I threw up

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Poop @ 09/26/2005 02:58 PM EST

I love regular strawberry lime...almost tempted to run downstairs and buy a bottle (except the last time I was down there, they only had the crappy flavors like berry lemonade left). Too bad the campus store won't sell the Halloween flavors, though, I'd love to try caramel apple. (Oh, the woes of lacking transportation.)

Chestnuts roasted by Megan @ 09/26/2005 03:01 PM EST

I have finally had my mind twisted enough by XE to make my first compulsive purchase. Yes, the Jones soda halloween flavors, along with Matt's article pursuaded me to buy all four flavors. I will spend tonight tourturing my wife as I beg her to try these ghoulish drinks with me.

Wukong the Target in the big city just North of you (that would be in NW Louisiana) has two huge shelves full of the Jones soda.

Chestnuts roasted by Tigerfan @ 09/26/2005 03:42 PM EST

"They're coming to drink it, Barbara!"

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 09/26/2005 05:58 PM EST

I forgot to mention this, but I think the Scary Berry Lemonade tastes like the middle of a raspberry Tootsie Pop. You have to envision it at the point where the chocolate is peeking through, but there's still raspberry candy left so you're getting an equal taste of both. That's my opinion anyway.

Chestnuts roasted by Lori @ 09/26/2005 06:04 PM EST

Out here in LA I tracked some Candy Corn soda down pretty easily at the local Target. I loved this stuff for about 3 sips, it's all downhill from there. I can see why the cans are so small. You can only take so much of this stuff.

Chestnuts roasted by D-Roc @ 09/26/2005 06:22 PM EST

Yeti...bummer, but an honorable sacrifice.

I work at Culver's and we have pumpkin milkshakes and malts. We actually just use the pumpkin pie mix(the stuff that looks like it came out of Robocop's ass trap) and just blend it up with custard. And a sprinkle of cinammon on top. We also have cranberry shakes (duh, being in Wisconsin!) and eggnog shakes start in the winter (which means next week in Wisconsin )

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 09/26/2005 09:01 PM EST

Holy Gross Batman! The candy corn stuff is the worst soda i have ever had.

Chestnuts roasted by BetterThanFew @ 09/26/2005 10:05 PM EST

I know the sodas themselves aren't worth it, but I knew nothing of Jones Sode before this article and now I have to try them.

On a side know, I hadn't read that Christmas article from last year until now and wow, you work(ed?) with some attractive ladies, Matt

Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 09/27/2005 01:35 AM EST

Brian,
Jack-in-the-Box made a pumpkin pie shake last year. It's pretty good. Order a small. Like the Jones Soda, a little goes a long way.

Chestnuts roasted by Bitchick @ 09/27/2005 07:26 AM EST

Being in the UK, I have to say it's fascinating to see all the effort fimrs/people go to over Halloween in the US. We just don't get any of this stuff over here. To be honest, the shops are so full of Christmas stuff there isn't any room for it..

Chestnuts roasted by DTMS @ 09/27/2005 02:30 PM EST

I always found it odd that Halloween is so unappreciated in the UK, considering all this stuff began in England and the British Isles.

I hope it's at least still popular in Ireland.

Chestnuts roasted by Monte @ 09/27/2005 04:10 PM EST

The soda cans dissapeared years ago here (Perú) coz they were more expensive than bottles (but beer cans still existing). Just imagine Halloween scary soda bottles... I'd like that

Chestnuts roasted by Yelinna @ 09/28/2005 12:23 PM EST

no halloween in england? blasphemy!

funky boo is HI-larious!!

Chestnuts roasted by diamondzdigidul @ 09/28/2005 03:48 PM EST

The only one I liked is the Berry Lemonade it reminds me of Slush Puppies/Nerds candy.

The rest taste like shit...

Chestnuts roasted by Jackie @ 09/28/2005 10:08 PM EST

I never really thought much of Jones soda to begin with, and that Thanksgiving set of theirs looked absolutely revolting.

This doesn't seem much better either. I love soda more than anyone, but that's just going too far.

Chestnuts roasted by Booth @ 09/28/2005 10:14 PM EST

I feel like the Strawberry S'lime and the Scary Berry Lemonade are just regular Jones soda flavors year round. I bought a twelve pack each of Strawberry Lime and Berry Lemonade at Target over the summer.

I haven't tasted the Halloween editions though, so I'm not sure about that. I really liked the Strawberry Lime though.

Chestnuts roasted by Sami @ 09/28/2005 10:48 PM EST

Question: Now understanding that S'Lime and Berry Lemonade are perennial flavors, does anyone know if they've been dyed such weird colors during their "normal" run?

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 09/29/2005 12:51 PM EST

target has these for 1.49 a 4 pack starting tommorrow. He Matt I just saw a comercial for the limited Halloween cereal. Think it was Apple Jacks or Luckycharms or something, prob like the 3 from last year, but different for 2005. Article to follow i hope?................

Chestnuts roasted by njguy @ 10/01/2005 03:28 PM EST

That's a great news. I'm glad to know about the new collection.

Chestnuts roasted by Ashton @ 10/03/2005 03:05 AM EST

Just picked these up at Target. I thought all of them were actually pretty good!! The candy corn was definitely like drinking maple syrup. I don't generall like drinking maple syrup, so I didn't drink the whole thing, but the flavor itself was unoffensive. The Caramel Apple tasted a little rotten-ish, like they haven't quite gotten that caramel formula down yet. It was just kind of like drinking really old apples. The other two tasted like normal fruity flavors to me. A little too fruity, so I'm glad they are in really small cans. I only drank like 1/4 can of each. Also, I read a recipe in the Target ad for Halloween Punch, using the Strawberry S'lime and the Scary Berry Lemonade. So I mixed the two and I think the mixed is WAY better than separated. I don't know if anybody else has tried this, but I really liked it. It kind of toned down the flavors assaulting your palate. It was nice. If anybody else tries it, let me know what you think. I also mixed Candy Corn and Caramel Apple (just so I could be the first on the board to tell the story!) Do not try it, it is REVOLTING!!

They're on sale at Target, so get them while they're hot (cold?) (By the way, I drank mine slightly chilled. They were in the fridge for about 30 min, and then I couldn't stand the suspense and had to try them.)

Chestnuts roasted by LuLu @ 10/03/2005 07:46 PM EST

I just drank some more and realized that the Caramel Apple tastes exactly like Apple Juice mixed with Apple Cider Vinegar. I don't taste anything resembling Caramel. It's not completely gross though.

Chestnuts roasted by LuLu @ 10/03/2005 07:55 PM EST

The strawberry lime and berry lemonade seem to be a lot brighter in the Halloween editions, or maybe that's just because there's a camera flash shooting through them. Berry lemonade is blue, but not quite that blue, and strawberry lime (my favorite!) is the same color as any other strawberry soda.

Chestnuts roasted by Tabby @ 10/04/2005 04:25 AM EST