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Personally, I liked the first hockey mask rather than the two ugly Jason masks. Those make your head look like a pile of pudding.
Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 10/18/2004 08:42 PM EST
I always kind of admired the kids who could pull of the really bloody costumes...and the adults, too. I get sick at a papercut; don't get me STARTED on slasher flicks. My Halloween costumes were anything BUT monsters - black cats, cowgirls, butterflies, brides, princesses, gypsies, private eyes. Even just the masks always turned me more pale than Casper. My sisters have occasionally tried spooky (one was the Invisible Man one year) but I'm too baby-faced and too much of a scaredy-cat to be running around with hockey masks and long foam knives.
Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 10/18/2004 08:43 PM EST
Third? Wow this is like the twentieth time in a row I've posted a comment an d it was the third comment. I am awesome.
Chestnuts roasted by Meat Popsicle @ 10/18/2004 08:51 PM EST
Wow I have never been so close. 4th Ps. anyway these Haloween articles are getting better and better.
Chestnuts roasted by Jessie @ 10/18/2004 08:52 PM EST
Ah, good to know that my sister was not the only child who for many years wore her costume weeks before and after Halloween, day and night. The year my mom made us both dresses like Belle wore in Beauty and the Beast (the yellow goldish one) she wore hers to shreds then did it to mine also 
Chestnuts roasted by Mara @ 10/18/2004 08:53 PM EST
Matt, god this is dorky, but didn't Jason only wear a bag in Part II? He didn't have his mask yet, right?
Chestnuts roasted by Bryan @ 10/18/2004 08:53 PM EST
Dude, have your cousin wear the Hockey mask OVER the Rubber Jason deformed head mask, for thet extra bit of realism.
Chestnuts roasted by Tyler @ 10/18/2004 08:59 PM EST
How about a horror movie review Matt? How about one of the "Halloween" films? I'd like to see your take on Michael Myers.
You still haven't reviewed a movie with him in it yet.
Chestnuts roasted by Bob @ 10/18/2004 09:07 PM EST
9th, ever so close to the 7th, which was my record.
Isn't your cousin pretty pissed off at him being gawked at by 1000+ people on the internet?
Chestnuts roasted by RPharazon @ 10/18/2004 09:25 PM EST
"Friday the thirteen" rocks the house, even thought the movies a little cheesey it's still fun to watch also cool costumes.
Chestnuts roasted by Caylor @ 10/18/2004 09:46 PM EST
Yes, Jason only wore a flour bag over his head in the 2nd movie, the trademark hockey mask didn't come in until the 3rd.
A review of the Halloween movie sounds good!
Chestnuts roasted by ANdrew @ 10/18/2004 10:00 PM EST
A part 2 jason costume would be cool because you would be different from all the other jason's out there. Plus part 2 is one of my favorite Friday the 13ths.
Chestnuts roasted by Bright Noah @ 10/18/2004 10:37 PM EST
HAHA!! YES! Abobo! and "Sour Apple" Abobo!
Chestnuts roasted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 10/18/2004 10:59 PM EST
hilarious!!
Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 10/18/2004 11:17 PM EST
I like it that you kept the "fire" contact lenses in as part of your costume, Matt. Nice touch.
Chestnuts roasted by Shelby @ 10/18/2004 11:53 PM EST
I'm mad that the blood on Matt's costume is flourescent purple
Chestnuts roasted by Ant @ 10/19/2004 01:01 AM EST
http://www.sixsixfive.com/540.html
A little something about Nick-or-Treat.
Chestnuts roasted by Athena @ 10/19/2004 02:05 AM EST
You see scarier stuff in Africa every day... although nothing as scary as is seen every day on the streets of New Yark. (Mr Peanut springs to mind.)
Mmmmmm, You two do realise that you look like the Hillbillies from Hell, don't you? "Aw, Mah, I dahn't wanna eat up aall muh possum!!!" 
Chestnuts roasted by eminentfreak @ 10/19/2004 02:17 AM EST
Not a bad likeness at all on your nephew's part. I remember going the "masked killer" route one Halloween. I wasn't specifically Jason, but let's face it - the hockey mask has all but become the international symbol of "invincible serial killer," and you can't get the same message across with regulation bowling shoes.
I started to regret it once the condensation starts to build up under the mask, though. Mine was probably made from the same mold as your nephew's, and my face felt like it was being pickled all night. Of course, I probably made things worse because I used nail polish to paint trails of blood dripping down. Bad crotch would have been a blessing.
But really, would it count as a true Halloween for anyone's childhood without a short-sighted costume decision? B)
Chestnuts roasted by Alex @ 10/19/2004 03:15 AM EST
I acquired my first Jason mask (of course, one of the cheapo plastic items) in a rather strange way. I was trick or treating one year in elementary school. While making my rounds, I saw some manner of white object lying on the sidewalk. On closer inspection it ptoved to be an abandoned hockey mask. Since I was more concerned about the brute fact of "free mask" and less about the sanitary concerns said mask raised, I picked it up and began wearing it. Now, many years later, the street mask still remains in my box of halloween- related things. I actually wore it last year around Freddy Vs. Jason time.
Chestnuts roasted by Kristian @ 10/19/2004 08:43 AM EST
I remember as a kid having absolutely no idea why anyone liked the Friday the 13th or Freddy movies. People tried explaining it to me, but it generally horrified me instead of inspiring the awe everyone else felt towards the films' anti-heros.
Me: "So, stupid people have sex and then get killed in terribly graphic ways, and that's it?"
Someone else: "Yeah. It's great."
Me: "The Wizard of Oz used to scare me."
Someone else: "Dork."
But I guess I've come to a better understanding of it all... I'm still not a fan of the films, but video games came along and totally desensitized me to violence.
OH, the preliminary draft of the Silent Hill movie is finished. Just a rough outline, but can you feel the excitement mounting?
With all the preparation that's going into the film's creation, I'm going to be really bummed out if we get Harry dodging bullets and running from explosions...
Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 10/19/2004 09:03 AM EST
I didn't know Jason had such a problem w/ camera flashes and red eye. It looks cool, though.
I bet your nephew was all over those contact lenses. Does your sister know that her son is plastered all over your site? Not that you can tell who he is, but should he ever run for office, this could bite him in the ass.
Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 10/19/2004 09:06 AM EST
MRRRR TTTTTT!!!!
I PITY THE FOOL!!!!
MY PREDICTION, PAIN!
Jason masks are ok, specially if you are Mr. T under them. I pity the fool!
Freddy vs Jason vs Ash!
Chucky vs Leprechaun
Michael Myers vs Pinhead
Leatherface vs the tall man
Boa vs Python
Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris
Brandon Lee vs Himself in a shootout!
Chestnuts roasted by Mr. T @ 10/19/2004 09:35 AM EST
Matt, your nephew's costume is a little better than yours. And I love the extreme red eye in his first photo - I actually thought for a minute you made him wear the contacts too. That would've been mean, but cool.
Is anyone else feeling uncomfortable with the mention of bad crotch in the same paragraph as an eight year old?
Chestnuts roasted by Alison @ 10/19/2004 10:43 AM EST
Alison, I pity you fool!
Chestnuts roasted by Mr. T @ 10/19/2004 10:51 AM EST
That last picture is sweet. It's like two G-money Jasons just cole chillin' in the crib.
Chestnuts roasted by Slacker @ 10/19/2004 11:26 AM EST
The last photo somehow reminds me of the song-and-dance scene in "Young Frankenstein." Look at it and think of Matt saying, "SOOper DOOOoper!"
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash chainsaw massacre in four part harmony @ 10/19/2004 11:46 AM EST
Matt,
That Jason mask you were wearing kicks major ass! The contacts definitely added a cool effect also. If you don't mind me asking, how much does that set cost?
Chestnuts roasted by J-Dog @ 10/19/2004 11:47 AM EST
Mr. T
brandon lee vs. himself in a shootout if the funniest thing i've read in a looooooooooong time. ha-ha
Chestnuts roasted by the biz @ 10/19/2004 12:34 PM EST
yo gnarkill, you posting under another name, because you're scared, bitch?
Chestnuts roasted by couch sauce @ 10/19/2004 12:36 PM EST
Couch Sauce,
I pity gnarkill, that fool. you called him out real good.
I pity the fool.
my prediction, PAIN!
Chestnuts roasted by Mr. T @ 10/19/2004 12:40 PM EST
Matt,
I just noticed the Swamp Thing trailer on the site...sweet.
Do you, by any chance, remember the public service announcement where Swamp Thing taught kids about littering..."Look at the way the cup acts like a boat in the water." CCR's "Born on the Bayou" was also a part of that particular PSA and so was a kid named Omar...all in all, a wonderful PSA that taught me how to make cups float and send out the call to Swamp Thing...Littering produces results man.
Chestnuts roasted by Goody @ 10/19/2004 02:34 PM EST
Man, I wish I had an uncle like you when I was that age.
Chestnuts roasted by Lauren @ 10/19/2004 06:12 PM EST
The jason's couldn't be from part III. Part III it was a brand freaking new mask.
o_O
those masks are too fucked up to be from part III
Chestnuts roasted by Henry @ 10/19/2004 06:57 PM EST
Oh Matt, would you please do a Halloween movie review of "Lady In White"?
I just saw it on late-night cable, half the time remembering how it scared the shiat out of me when I was little...only to imagine the other half of the time how hilarious it would be if you reviewed it for Halloween. I'll leave you to reminisce on your own...
Chestnuts roasted by Emily @ 10/20/2004 05:08 AM EST
check out the dancing skeleton.. hahaa..
http://content.collegehumor.com/media/movies/skeleton.wmv
Chestnuts roasted by EyeLikeP00 @ 10/20/2004 09:23 AM EST
Mr. T (the real Mr. T) is one celebrity I would love to meet. He's aslo a part of that group of quasi-famous people I would be honored to meet and at the same time would feel the urge to slap full across the face. I... can't explain it any better than that.
Other "celebrities" who fall into this category:
* Scott Bayo
* Tony Danza
* Captain Lou and that other guy who played Luigi on the Super Mario Brothers Super Show
Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 10/20/2004 10:36 AM EST
For SHAME!!
I pity you fools...
I'm the star of the Rocky series.
My prediction, PAIN!
I hope Red Sox never win, not even after I'm dead... I hope every team in the MLB wins the World Series for the next 30 years except Boston. Fool.
Balboa, he's stupid.
I pity you little freak killin dave carradine.
Chestnuts roasted by Mr. T @ 10/20/2004 11:25 AM EST
Somewhere, the real Lawrence Tero receives the T-Signal, alerting him to the fact that some posuer has glommed onto his identity. Adding to the crime is the perp doesn't even have the actual cadence of T-Speak down. His van is gassed up, his chaines are shiny, his Mandinka haircut is freshly trimmed, and he's ready to beat the faux T like he beat Cancer. Enough jibber-jabber, time to hit the road......
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 10/20/2004 12:01 PM EST
Hi Guys, Long time reader, first time poster. The Jason is mask is from the Jason Goes to Hell movie. The mask was damaged at the end of Part VIII by toxic waste and was deformed much like Jason's head. Glad to see some Jason love. Great stuff Matt.
Chestnuts roasted by Benji @ 10/20/2004 12:35 PM EST
EERIE, INDIANA DVD Reviews
Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 10/20/2004 02:02 PM EST
I don't know who you are but I got love for the REAL Mr. T.
Anyways, Yahoo has a scary movie guide that can be checked out by clicking my name.
Chestnuts roasted by J-Dog @ 10/20/2004 03:18 PM EST
Maybe if we ignore it, it will go away.
I'm anxious to see the last kid's costume. We've had Freddy and Jason - who's next? The guy w/ the broken beer bottle sticking out of his head from Idle Hands? A strawberry blonde wig and a cricket bat, so the little ones can go out as Shaun and beat some faux zombie asses? A glue on dimple and a fedora to dress like Brendan Fraser when he fought The Mummy? Hmmm... the possibilites are endless, I'm afraid.
Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 10/20/2004 06:45 PM EST
Hey!
Great articles... I'm a little slow on the draw this week. Very cool stuff. It's nice to twist a young mind so early in life! LOL
I hope Mike Myers is the next slasher! He's my favourite serial killer, next to Gacey of course. LOL
Chestnuts roasted by Croww @ 10/20/2004 09:46 PM EST
Child molesting clowns are nothing to Laugh Out Loud about.
Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 10/20/2004 09:51 PM EST
Great article Matt, as always!
Chestnuts roasted by Jeep @ 10/22/2004 09:58 PM EST
Hey... I want red eyes like that.
29509th post!
Chestnuts roasted by Blorsnatch @ 10/24/2004 03:43 PM EST
