10/09/2004 Entry: "Emeril's Halloween Cooking Special."

Did you know Emeril had a Halloween special? Bam, he did. Bam. BAM. BAM. By the way, this appears to be the 500th entry on the blog. Kinda feels like there's been a whole lot more than that, but this calls for a celebration. I think I'll have coffee.

Survey: List your top five most prized possessions. Mine are really lame, I'll add them to the comments later. Doesn't matter if they're worth anything -- list the five things you can't possibly ever get rid of and that serve as a happy thought whenever you need one after a bird shits on you.

Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 10/09/2004 11:27 AM EST

Uhummm...
Well let's see:
-my 1983 Darth Vader helmet-box with filled with action figures.

-my four seasons futurama dvd set.

-the whole bunch of Terry Pratchett books

-the PC and...and...

-the original 40 figures set of miniature lead figures of Lord of the Rings

yeah, that would be the main thing, though my cd collection would follow immediately!

Chestnuts roasted by melonian @ 10/09/2004 11:27 AM EST

You don't know who Emeril is? Good grief...

1. My comp
2. Collection of Yankee memorbilia (inc. autographs, pics, jersey's etc)
3. All my Gamecube/Nintendo stuff
4. All my shoe boxes of pictures
5. My DVD collection

Chestnuts roasted by ANdrew @ 10/09/2004 11:28 AM EST

Oh, and I forgot, congrats on the big 500 blog posts. Or "D" as the Romans would call it (because numbers make things hard).

Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 10/09/2004 11:28 AM EST

five things I can't live without...

1.My guitar
2.My ninja boots
3.My purple heart
4.My superbowl ring
5.My letter from the president, thanking me for saving the nation "yet again".

Chestnuts roasted by Mark @ 10/09/2004 11:36 AM EST

hmmm
1.my bass
2.my transformers:the movie DVD
3.my bed
4. my girlfriend
5. mr original ghostbusters figures

hey matt we going to see 'madd matt' in this countdown?

Chestnuts roasted by MrSatat @ 10/09/2004 11:43 AM EST

I want a T-shirt with 'Bam!' Written on it. That would be my entire top 5 sorted. Although my patriotic USA t-shirt spelling 'The United States of America' as 'The Unftied Statfs of Amefica' comes a close second. Gotta love Engrish!

Chestnuts roasted by Rondette @ 10/09/2004 11:53 AM EST

thats awesome. you never cease to amaze me. who knew you were such an artist!

Chestnuts roasted by mikey @ 10/09/2004 12:12 PM EST

I only have one true prized possesion and I ain't telling, 'cause it's probably the secret of my power. But, I've had it since I was three months old. It's valuable to me. But, any five after that?*

1. Unicron
2. My tape of TransFormers: the Movie.
3. Spider-Man GBA case w/GBA and arcade collection carts (go Pac-Man!)
4. Big box of Atari carts, ah, what the heck, all my video games
5. My "Illustrated Edition Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy" with cool photoshopped aliens

*list void after the invention of the brain-implant that allows access to X-E from anywhere in the world.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 10/09/2004 12:19 PM EST

Great and hard, hard question. Mine...

- My DVDs everything from Aliens to Zardoz. Well, maybe not Zardoz

- My Imperial Shuttle. The gigantic one I think Matt has two or three of, only the reissue one. Still, it's uber.

- My DEATH TO HUMANS t-shirt. Because everyone should be constantly reminded of how funny Bender is

- My cellphone. yeah, I know that's lame, but it's my connection to all my friends.

- My computer, I guess. It infuriates me at every turn, but I just can't do without it.

Chestnuts roasted by fett @ 10/09/2004 12:20 PM EST

I love how one of the audience members has a sign touting garlic.

Chestnuts roasted by Horatio @ 10/09/2004 12:37 PM EST

1.My Bigwig sweater
2.My CD colection
3.My book Celoection
4.Crafts
5.a Microwave

Honestly what would you do without it!

Chestnuts roasted by Shugga @ 10/09/2004 12:46 PM EST

spell check as well!!

Chestnuts roasted by shugga @ 10/09/2004 12:46 PM EST

Hey Matt, I just wanted you to know that, thanks to you, I have rented "The Worst Witch" just in time for Halloween. Now I know just how to punish my boyfriend for not picking up his underwear

Chestnuts roasted by Jillybeann @ 10/09/2004 12:49 PM EST

1. My copy of Chrono Trigger
2. All my CDs
3. My comic book collection
4. My PC
5. All my DVDs

Yeah I realize a collection isn't technically "one item" but so what?

Chestnuts roasted by plasmo @ 10/09/2004 12:52 PM EST

Pedro from NY-Fuckin-City is back.

I hate emerill. I hate it when the only thing on food newtwork are his shitty shows. Great piece, matt.

Top 5 possessions:

1. My car
2. My Fantastic Four #3 (the one where they get their uniforms and the fantasticar)
3. My collection of bootleg Cure concert CDs.
4. My surfboard
5. My cigarrettes

I BEG YOU TO CHECK OUT THE DISCUSSION FORUMS ON www.thepigsite.com. I've recently invaded them with off the wall comments and ask you all to join in. These are most clueless hysterical people on the planet.

Chestnuts roasted by Pedro @ 10/09/2004 01:13 PM EST

OK, my list (complete with mostly unnecessary commentary)...

1. A box with all my personal mementos in it (home movies, pictures, notes, etc.) I didn't want to clog up the list with all that stuff.

2. My camcorder. I spent many a youthful summer afternoon making (often embarrassing) videos with my parents' camcorder and I really missed having one after I moved out. I was able to get one for myself last year and may I never be camcorderless again...

3. My video collection. Most notably, my plethora of Kids Inc. tapes. YES, I KNOW it was a lame show, but my world revolved around it when I was 6. Every time I watch those tapes it's like a little vacation back to 1985 and reminds me of that innocent, psyched-just-to-be-alive feeling you have as a kid. Moving on...

4. My autographed picture of Greg Kinnear that E! sent me back in 1993. It doesn't mean quite the same to me now as it did then, but I was euphoric for weeks after getting that in the mail. Good times.

5. I have to say, my catalog collection. When I was a kid, I always got excited when the new Sears and JCPenney catalogs came in the mail (especially the Christmas ones). The ones I didn't wear out I've kept (some of the notable ones I did wear out I purchased again - thank you, eBay). My favorites sit in the living room and I love to flip through them.

Chestnuts roasted by Lori @ 10/09/2004 01:19 PM EST

1. Sliders DVD Set (I payed 90 fucking dollars for it).

2. Collection of Thomas Haden Church films along with episodes of Ned & Stacey and Wings on DVD and VHS (It took me 4 years to collect).

3. Sonic the Hedgehog stuff.

4. My notebooks (Nobody really needs to be reading my Mary Sues about Thomas Haden Church, it's a self-enjoyment thing. I know I sound like a psycho THC fan... well... I'm not *runs off with a THC cardboard cut-out*).

5. My sanity... except for Thomas Haden Church. Damn you, Church!!!

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 10/09/2004 01:33 PM EST

Umm....

1) my life,

2) my house,

3) my writing and drawing ability,

4) my extended family,

5) and insert one inanimate material thing here, I guess.

Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 10/09/2004 02:01 PM EST

1. My dog
2. My game boy SP. (I like how it flips open.)
3. My family and friends
4. Choco Tacos
5. My computer

Chestnuts roasted by HOTSHOT @ 10/09/2004 02:06 PM EST

1. My Cats
2. All my quilting supplies
3. Lord of the Rings box set(books)
4. My wedding album
5. My iPod (ok, it's my husbands, but it's still cool).

I guess these are more like, things I'd take with me if I was stranded on the ubiquitous desert island... I can't think of any "possessions" that I am like, super proud of or whatever. I mean, it's just stuff that I bought, most of it. Anyone can buy stuff.

Chestnuts roasted by B-Dawg @ 10/09/2004 02:11 PM EST

Also, "I came to see Garlic!"
Hilarious!

Chestnuts roasted by B-Dawg @ 10/09/2004 02:13 PM EST

1. My kids
2. My computer
3. My collection of comic book paraphernalia.
4. my alphabetized DVD collection.
5. my wife's boobies.

Chestnuts roasted by Whirred @ 10/09/2004 03:07 PM EST

1. CD collection
2. Cat
3. Computer (specifically all my ill stuffz on the hard drives)
4. Recordings of songs my friends and I made
5. Penis (although I don't get much use out of this one)

Chestnuts roasted by Dan @ 10/09/2004 03:16 PM EST

YAY! YAY! YAY!
YAY! YESSS! (Is that you Snake?) BAM!

Chestnuts roasted by RewolfJ @ 10/09/2004 03:31 PM EST

Hmm...

1. My 20" desktop LCD EDTV. Bought for the sole purpose of hooking video games up to it. Also noteworthy as the second most expensive thing I own.

2. My computer. Gaming-quality.

3. My GBA SP. Rock.

4. My freedom. I can pick up and go anywhere in the world on very little notice.

5. The number five, because it's won me a bunch of money at the roulette wheel. Once bet $1 on it, hit for $35, pulled $5 off the game, let the remaining $30 (aka the table maximum on single-number) ride, and hit for $1,050. Pulled it off the game and tried again, but three in a row was not forthcoming (but it would've been sweet).

Chestnuts roasted by MonsterDog @ 10/09/2004 03:39 PM EST

HAHA! My car keys....are still...inside. That was damn funny, man!

Chestnuts roasted by Buzzcocker @ 10/09/2004 03:41 PM EST

1.My computer... I have a problem.
2.My pink stuffed rabbit named Mr. Pink.. or "Bunny" to his friends.. and his lover, a brown stuffed bunny named Howard - I can't sleep without them.
3.Music
4.My car - The Mighty Fighting Probe
5.My glass cat colletion..

wow, I'm lame.

Chestnuts roasted by Lauren @ 10/09/2004 04:00 PM EST

hmm hard question...

1. My quilt. I made it with a family friend over a snowy weekend.

2. My Anne Rice book collection. I hear you mocking me, stop it.

3. Certain CDs in my collection.

4. The video for Travis' "Sing". Seriously, it never ever fails to make me happy. Those who don't know Travis or don't know the video, it's worth it to go to www.travisonline.com and find it in their video area.

5. Tie between A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle and my computer.

What's on Matt's list?

Chestnuts roasted by Mara @ 10/09/2004 04:36 PM EST

1.Family/Friends(without them id be a lonely man)
2.my computer
3.PS2
4.Football(live it..love it)
5.skateboarding(it rox)

Chestnuts roasted by Mr.Fun @ 10/09/2004 04:36 PM EST

Let's see...

1. My computer of course.

2. My dog. Although I'm apparently the only one who can't live without him.

3. Pencils and paper.

4. The hundreds and hundreds of drawings I've done with those pencils and paper.

5. Hm... let's see... my large book collection? Nah, that's what the library is for... I'm sure there is a fifth. I feel it in the back of my mind...

Chestnuts roasted by Sucrose @ 10/09/2004 05:46 PM EST

1. loewe t.v. (there is no other)
2. broadband internet (of course)
3. blade runner dvd signed by william sanderson (j.f.) (also first disc purchased back in '97)
4. can of korn signed by korn (greatest band in history)
5. bottle of johnny walker blue (purchased on a special journey, saving for another)

Chestnuts roasted by chuck roast @ 10/09/2004 07:13 PM EST

Matt, as another Mat who has made something of a name for himself drawing shitty comic strips, I applaud you. Well done, sir!

Prized possessions... hmm...

1 - The blanket that was made by my grandmother, given to my parents when I was born, in which I was wrapped when I came home from the hospital. It's in rough shape after 27 years, but I still have it.
2 - A dicebag with the embroidered image of one of the characters from my comic dressed as a D&D elf on it, given to me by my good friend Marcy.
3 - The Usagi Yojimbo Roleplaying Game book that Stan Sakai drew Miyamoto Usagi in.
4 - Two sketchbooks containing drawings by my artist friends from various places.
5 - My computer. I'm kind of a dork.

Chestnuts roasted by BDK Mat @ 10/09/2004 07:26 PM EST

Let's see:

1. My PS2, GBA, and games. Naturally.
2. My action figure collection.
3. My Initial D die cast car collection.
4. My porn.
5. My desire for Matt to review "Mac and Me"

What, you're surprised?

Chestnuts roasted by A-wel Cruiz @ 10/09/2004 07:30 PM EST

fuck the survey

This update was an awesome comic!

Chestnuts roasted by dfgdfg @ 10/09/2004 07:49 PM EST

I think all the good Emeril jokes have already been made, so think up something original and insert it [here]... anyway, that was funny as hell, Matt.

Five top possessions? Hmmm...

1) My collection of signed playbills from the various and sundry theatrical events I've attended over the years (yes, I'm one of those nerds who waits outside the stage door)
2) My copy of Hamlet (again, nerd to the highest degree)
3) My music collection
4) The stereo which enables me to listen to said music collection
and
5) My Kurzweil SP-88 (read: really nice fully-weighted keyboard/synthesizer). If I could afford it, I'd have the super souped-up K2600. In the meantime, however, this does quite nicely.

Chestnuts roasted by Pirate7L @ 10/09/2004 08:09 PM EST

I swear to God, the comic's story was witnessed in reality by a friend of mine when he saw "Fahrenheit 9-11" and some guy flipped out, left, and came back for his keys. Or is that scenario some big urban legend and it never really happened?

Chestnuts roasted by DebbieDowner @ 10/09/2004 08:20 PM EST

What the heck is sticking out of Emeril's ass in the "I Came for Garlic" pic? Does he have a tail?

Let's see, top five things:

1. My photo albums and home movies. I'm a bit of a nut about taking pictures of every single happening in my life.
2. My cappaccino maker.
3. All of my pets (1 dog, 1 full grown cat, 1 kitten, 1 hamster, 1 garter snake and 1 fish).
4. Febreeze. B/c, as much as I love them, animals are stinky.
5. The Stand by Stephen King. I read it at least once a year and I never get tired of it.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 10/09/2004 08:31 PM EST

1) My boyfriend, who's a Yankee-loving Republican who won't stop talking sometimes, but still loves this Independent Red Sox fan who hates Clear Channel.
2) My purse with the giant clock built in (except when people constantly scream out "Flava Flav!!!" when I walk by).
3) Airplanes and flying - I actually don't mind the airport. Something is wrong with me.
4) The Squishee "machine" I bought when I moved into my apartment.
5) My picture of me and my boyfriend with Dane Cook at his show last May. Dane noticed my Ralph Wiggum shirt and we started talking about The Simpsons. My boyfriend was drunk and happy because he, for some strange reason, interpreted this as "a celebrity checked out my girlfriend's rack!!!".

Chestnuts roasted by Sara @ 10/09/2004 08:45 PM EST

My most prized possessions:

1. My TV
2. Computer
3. DVD Collection
4. CD Collection
5.The single most comfortable couch you will ever lounge upon

Chestnuts roasted by mushroom @ 10/09/2004 08:46 PM EST

Top Five

1) My wife and kids
2) My DVD collection
3) My stuffed Bill the Cat
4) My Lego Rebel Snowspeeder
5) My Hard Rock Cafe guitar pin collection

Chestnuts roasted by Joe in OH @ 10/09/2004 09:06 PM EST

Okay... I went back and read the comic.
Holy crap! I'm sitting here giggling! It reminds me of the stupid comics I used to draw as a kid. It was always about Princess Sally from 'Sonic the Hedgehog' trying to marry Sideshow Bob or vice versa. Sonic always ended up pissed until he saved Sally and changed her or something like that...
Throw in a rape and they'd be Luke and Laura.

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 10/09/2004 09:08 PM EST

1. Right Hand
2. Computer
Assorted Consoleries of the Gaming Type
3. Wallet
4. DVD collection (Empire of the Sun DVD=Best WW2 Movie not involving fighting EVAR. Spielburg. LOOK IT UP)
5. Left Hand (Bastard Child)
BONUUUUS!. Parappa The Rapper Sock-Hat

BAM! ADD AHNUTHA HANDFULL OF DEM SPICY CRAWFISH TO OUHR SEAFOOD ETTOUFE'!

Chestnuts roasted by Quentin TarentinO's @ 10/09/2004 09:25 PM EST

1. My computer
2. My GBA SP
3. My collection of very cute stuffed things.
4. My Playstation
5. My car (since I moved to the city, it's not REAL necessary...but it is when you like to take long road trips!)

Chestnuts roasted by The Dragon @ 10/09/2004 09:36 PM EST

Oh yeah, a friend of mine was asked once by a Southern ex-gf: "Whay're all them people chayring (cheering) fer gahrlihc?" To which both he and I say "Garlic NEEDS no reason!"

Chestnuts roasted by Dragon @ 10/09/2004 09:38 PM EST

from least to most importnat,
5. com, just like everyone else.
4. the word "kaki"
3. the non-working truck my dad left me when he died
2. sarcasm, and it's all mine
1. my daughter. sappy; but so what!

Chestnuts roasted by brandon @ 10/09/2004 09:44 PM EST

1. My Harry Potter books (1-5, but I'm extending this until the series is done)
2. All of my CDs, especially The Flaming Lips
3. My movie collection, which includes 3 (maaaybe 4) movies that I deemed worth buying
4. My computer
5. My collection of scarves

Chestnuts roasted by Rachel @ 10/09/2004 11:18 PM EST

in no particular order
my old journals
my stuffed animal collection
my video/dvd collection
my no doubt memorabilia
my CD collection

Chestnuts roasted by pikachulover @ 10/09/2004 11:22 PM EST

Here's some of mine...

1) Sealed 12-pack of Ecto Cooler which I must be buried with if only for the fact that I still can't believe I found it.

2) Tiki God statue given to me from my brother who bought it in Disney World at least 20 years ago. It's perfect.

3) Collection of assorted journals, mostly half-filled, spanning from the 4th grade till yesterday.

Still thinking on the last two.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/09/2004 11:22 PM EST

1. My DVD collection.
2. A picture of my grandpa.
3. My new car (I'm shallow that way).
4. My Master's Degree.
5. My Comic Collection.

And those aren't any any particular order...

Chestnuts roasted by bdsghost @ 10/09/2004 11:35 PM EST

I've gotta see this Tiki. Pretty pretty please?

I'd have to say
-My portable DVD player and collection
-My computer and all the assorted entertainment it holds. (Can the intranet count as a possesion?)
-My Monkees lunchbox, which is crammed full of letters from the hot Australian life guard/camp counselor who stole my heart oh those many years ago
-The rest of my correspondance/personal journals
-My baby pictures that show me, as a toddler, playing with a toy lawnmower and walking past a GoodGodIt'sHuge pot plant. Sentimental reasons.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 10/10/2004 12:27 AM EST

Wow, I never knew such beauty could be given to the world with markers and lined paper. You are truly a wonder. Seriously dude.

Chestnuts roasted by bookgirl @ 10/10/2004 01:44 AM EST

-Dungeons and Dragons bendy Carrion Crawler; a toy I've had for as long as I can even remember.

-Ultraman "Majaba" figure; a bug monster I've also had from a very young age. He was my best friend at the time.

-The eerie, three-eyed space monster painting my late grandmother painted for me (based on one of my drawings) when I was 5.

-My very beat-up copy of the first four Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books. I've re-read it specifically to get through otherwise depressing times.

-The mcdonald's Jackolantern pail my grandmother gave me the last halloween I spent at her house.

Chestnuts roasted by Scythemantis @ 10/10/2004 02:13 AM EST

1. My guitar
2. My kitties
3. drivers license
4. my old transformers toys
5. my cd collection

Hey, this is a little off topic, but does anyone know if there is anywhere I could possibly download episodes of the great Eathworm Jim cartoon? I've looked all over, and I've been disappointed time and time again.

Chestnuts roasted by Mattallica @ 10/10/2004 03:26 AM EST

Mattallica, I've downloaded some eps of EWJ; I think I got them from Limewire. Could have been Soulseek, but I think Limewire. That was a great show. I have some on tape too.

Hmm, my five (and I know I'll mess it up, but here goes . . . oh and people aren't counted as possessions, but they would be there.)

1. Notebooks/Journals/love letters
2. Comic Book collection
3. Pets (cats mostly)
4. DVD/video collection (especially my cartoons and star trek)
5. a very special ring

Chestnuts roasted by AbraxasZugzwang @ 10/10/2004 05:44 AM EST

1)Original Optimus Prime
2)Original Megatraon
3)Original Soundwave
4)Original Shockwave
5)My Dog.

Chestnuts roasted by Trippy the 8th Dwarf @ 10/10/2004 09:49 AM EST

1) Beatles Collection (CDs, DVDs, Books)
2) Diggstown DVD
3) My Fun Size butter finger that's in the package upside down (worth millions i'm sure)
4) My excessive amount of pillows
5) My card board cut out of a military officer named "king"

Chestnuts roasted by Andrew the Stroud @ 10/10/2004 10:00 AM EST

Hmm.. that's sort of a tough one..I guess I'd go with:

1. My computer
2. My DVD's
3. Lego - All the sets I've had from when I was a little kid to now. Love them all
4. My original yellow Voltron cat, #5.
5. My Iron ring - whenever I look at it I say to myself, 'you're the man now, dog.'

Chestnuts roasted by EyeLikeP00 @ 10/10/2004 11:43 AM EST

1. My memory box (crammed with photos, cards, love letters from exes, notes passed in high school, etc.)
2. My stuffed caveman doll, Grunt. My brother bought him for me when I was in the hospital. I've slept with him every night since I was 10. (Good Lord, 15 years...)
3. All my Beatles memorabilia. Pic of my mom with John Lennon (my fave) back in '64, original 45's, CDs, books, entire Beatles Anthology videos, etc.
4. My entire Zelda collection. I have every Zelda game ever made for every console including crappy never-released in US Japanese versions.
5. My boyfriend + my Honda CRV. More specifically, my boyfriend in the BACKSEAT of my CRV.

Chestnuts roasted by Jillybeann @ 10/10/2004 12:39 PM EST

1) Ghostbusters action figure collection
2)CD collection from elementary school including Spice Girls and Ricky Martin.
3)Goosebump Books Collection
4)Whos the Boss Season 1 (a gift)
5)Genesis Games and Sega CD

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron @ 10/10/2004 01:17 PM EST

1) Melrose Place on DVD (31 discs!)
2) Cherry Coke
3) My iPod
4) My Wonder Woman DVDs
5) My Jem and The Holograms music CDs

Yep, I'm a girly geek!

Chestnuts roasted by Graham Stevenson @ 10/10/2004 02:30 PM EST

1.Picture of King Kong Bundy and myself (www.wrestllinggamersunited.com/bundy.jpg)
2.The fake leg my best friends ex-girlfriend gave me. I don't know why but I love having the creepy thing lying around, plus it's always a great conversation starter.
3.My vintage Dick Tracy movie T-shirt. Never seen the movie, never read the comic strip, but good god that fucking shirt rocks some hardcore shit.
4.My beer fridge. Coldest beer on the planet baby.
5.FTA satellite receiver. 600 channels...8 of which are hardcore porn...does life get any better then that?

Chestnuts roasted by wrestlelexxx @ 10/10/2004 02:43 PM EST

MATT - BEST UPDATE EVER!

Okay, here's a list of some things I like and don't want to throw away or something I don't know I'm kind of tired and I have to write two papers before tomorrow in no particular order:

* My signed copy of Ender's Game (HAHA, Orson Scott Card came to my campus and it was awesome)

* My mp3 collection (when I need to waste some time instead of spending it taking care of my various responsibilities, I can always turn to music)

* Video games (I play them)

* My cell phone (I only have three friends but I talk to them all the time)

* Uh... my wallet, I guess (It has money in it and some other stuff, it would suck to lose it)

That's not a great list but now off to the wonderful world of Thoreau and uber-hippy and Henry the 5th SEE THE KENNETH BRAGNANANANAH VERSION!

Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 10/10/2004 03:03 PM EST

-iPod

-Harry Potter books

-closet full of cosplay costumes (I put so much work into making them...)

-old diaries and sketchbooks (since they can't be replaced)

-computer

There's also a special pair of socks...... but they're not quite special enough to make it into the top 5.

Chestnuts roasted by yuki @ 10/10/2004 03:31 PM EST

-My computer
-My DVD collection
-My autograph of Jean Cretien. My dad got me it when he went to the Prime Minister's dinner.
-My books. I love to read. I have everything from Lord of the Rings to Arabian Nights.
-My "Scream" constume.

Chestnuts roasted by Mustang @ 10/10/2004 04:37 PM EST

hmmmm...
-video games (especially Sonic and The Sims)
-My computer
-My Dinotopia books
-My biology books (yes, I'm like science)
And, hmmmm......
-Either statue of tigers or Stich stuff animal, not really sure.

Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 10/10/2004 05:09 PM EST

I'm not good speller. It's suppose to be Stitch, from Lilo & Stitch. Minor error

Right now, I'm fall break from college, so I may be posting in more. Majority of my time, I'm either studying for Organic Chemistry or Physiology.

Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 10/10/2004 05:15 PM EST

1.T.V.
2.computer/internet
3.vcr(yes I still have video tapes)
4.my cat
5.my boombox

Chestnuts roasted by Liz @ 10/10/2004 05:41 PM EST

BAM!

Anyways, my most valued possessions:

1. My cat Kimmy
2. Laptop
3. DVD collection
4. CD collection
5. Wallet

Boring, eh?

Chestnuts roasted by JG! @ 10/10/2004 06:21 PM EST

Emeril sure does know how to get into the Halloween spirit. Hell, he knows how to torment Dracula.

Anyway, top 5:
1. Nintendo Entertainment System (including my collection of games)
2. Video collection (tmnt, horror flicks, Mighty Max, X-Men cartoon, etc.)
3. Computer (icluding the DVD player)
4. VCR
5. TV

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 10/10/2004 06:41 PM EST

I watched the emiril live show the other day on the food chanel. Did you know the guy has an f'n band?
For a cooking show?
You know what else he's not funny, all his bams and kick it up a who gives a fucks don't do anything for me.
Plus he's a fat fuck that sweats when he talks and is a heart attack time bomb waiting to happen.
Top 5:
Girlfriend
Self esteem
Alter ego (mr happy)
Scetch pad
beer

my girlfriend
my

Chestnuts roasted by turkeys can't fly? @ 10/10/2004 07:42 PM EST

had a couple to many of #5's towards the end.....

Chestnuts roasted by turkeys can't fly? @ 10/10/2004 07:44 PM EST

GAH-LIC! Hilarious.

1-Family
2-Music collection
3-DVD collection
4-Computer
5-Unedited tape of Muppet Family Christmas from the 80s. Plus I have a backup if it dies. Christmas isn't the same without it and all of the versions in stores are cut to pieces.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt(#2?) @ 10/10/2004 09:29 PM EST

One more thing...

I think we have enough Matts on this site now to start some sort of cult. Perhaps Madd Matt could be our demon leader with a goal in mind that we'll chant and bitch about but never actually attempt to accomplish.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt(#2?) @ 10/10/2004 09:33 PM EST

This thread has been dominated by the poll but few have mentioned the awesome Emeril special. I loved the sign "I came 2 see garlic." Flip on over to the Food Channel sometime and watch the guy. His fans really are that psycho about their spices. BAM!

Chestnuts roasted by Shelby @ 10/10/2004 10:49 PM EST

Prized possessions, huh? Let's see here....
#1 My HUGE videogame collection
#2 My computer and the kickass stuff upon it
#3 My collection of Gundam models including my 1/144-scale GP03 Dendrobium(the largest Gundam model of it's kind)
#4 All the friendships and BBS memberships I've gained in my many years on the internet
#5 The fact that I live in a free country, with a great family, and all that other stuff.

Chestnuts roasted by DocDragon @ 10/11/2004 12:50 AM EST

1. MY 450.00 KEYWOUND MANTEL CLOCK
(TO REMIND ME OF WHEN I HAD MONEY)
2.MY 4 "HUNGERFORD DOLLS" THE FIRST LISENCED PEANUTS FIGURALS EVER!
3 MY MULTIFRAMED PICTURE FRAME OF ALL MY FRIENDS (3)ONLY REALLY
4.EVRY EMPIRE PLASTICS INC. OUTDOOR HOLIDAY LIGHTED BLOWMOLD IVE ever owned
5. MY DVD OF MAD MONSTER PARTY(a must see for you matt)/and my dvd OF HAIRSPRAY

Chestnuts roasted by JAY @ 10/11/2004 04:54 AM EST

1) My dog "Punter".
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2) Hexagon Shaped jar - useful for all kinds of stuff
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3) Degrassi Jnr High & Degrassi High tapes
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4) University degrees (remind me of a time when it was acceptable to wake up at 1pm)
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5) Sex Pistols "Anarchy in the UK" Vinyl

Chestnuts roasted by grrlfrommars @ 10/11/2004 05:40 AM EST

Top 5 posessions? Hmmmm... In no particular order:

1. GBA SP
2. Ukulele
3. Computer
4. My watch (I'm OCD about time, and it was the first big gift my boyfriend gave me)
5. A lovely antique fashion-type magazine my mum bought me for Christmas one year

Chestnuts roasted by jjgoreha @ 10/11/2004 12:11 PM EST

1. My Otto shirt

2. My Pancho Villa shirt

3. My tape of The Pee-Wee Herman Show. Was that a big enough piece of cake or what?

4. My Homies figures.

5. My He-Man tape. (It's a really crappy Golden Book video, but I still like it.)

Chestnuts roasted by thelegendarygeek @ 10/11/2004 12:18 PM EST

1. my laptop
2. my memory box (notes, pictures, etc)
3. my anime collection
4. FFXI
5. my ryo (dont ask)

Chestnuts roasted by Hikaru @ 10/11/2004 01:31 PM EST

1. back tire to my first bike
2. the hat my granddad use to wear
3. x-box, ps2 gamecube
4. old cards from child hood
5. nail that i shot into my knee ten years ago

Chestnuts roasted by supes @ 10/11/2004 02:14 PM EST

1.autographed New york dolls record
2.photographs
3.guitar
4.media (DVDs, CDs and video games)
5.my cat

Chestnuts roasted by D-Roc @ 10/11/2004 03:55 PM EST

First, the Emril special was HYSTERICAL!

1.My collection of AfterMASH episodes
2. My pleather "Beat It" Jacket
3. My Paul O'Neil baseball card signed by Paul O'Neil the former Secretary of Treasury.
4. My metal 'Bus Stop' sign that someone added a 't' to so it reads 'Bust stop.' Man, that cracks me up.
5. My mojo

Chestnuts roasted by Sweetie @ 10/11/2004 04:43 PM EST

Right now...

My DVD sets, including both seasons of "The Monkees," the limited edition Donald Duck set, and the Looney Tunes Collecion. The damn DVD sets cost me more than the player!

The computer I'm writing this on, of course. : 0 )

My stuffed animals and dolls, especially the ones I won on the boardwalk.

My hard-back books.

My now hard-to-find Sailor Moon dolls (stuffed and fashion doll-esque).

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 10/11/2004 09:36 PM EST

1. My family.
2. My cats.
3. My books.
4. My vibrator.
5. My computer.

Chestnuts roasted by jennifer Z @ 10/12/2004 12:35 AM EST

My red contacts
My Easton Classic hockey stick (more weight=more pain)
My computer, which I built myself incidently
My PS2/TV/Madden hookup
Alcohol, it took 22 years but I have begun the traditional family path of alcoholism. Hey, at least it's not crack!

Chestnuts roasted by MasterGakke @ 10/12/2004 01:40 AM EST

In no particular order...
1. My family.
2. Freddy Bear, my teddy bear I've had since I was 2 wks old.
3. My Sailor Moon, Cardcaptor Sakura, and other miscellaneous anime figures and collectibles.
4. My DVD & anime collections.
5. My Barbie collection

Chestnuts roasted by bLaCkNbLuE @ 10/12/2004 02:51 AM EST

Top five things? Herm...alright, in no order other than as I think of 'em:

1) My video collection (spanning both DVD and VHS, I've worked too hard at the eccentricies of it to just let it go - where else do you find a copy of Mr. T's motivational tape AND some never-heard-of after school special called 'Talkin' About AIDS?')

2) My Transformer collection, both old and new, and ESPECIALLY Fortress Maximus, because nothing inspires awe like a Fort Max in your collection

3) My bicycle. Cars are expensive, that thing is cheap and fun to ride.

4) My girl. I'm a love-struck fool, what can I say?

5) My banjo, because dammit, I'm going to learn to play that thing with skill someday.

Chestnuts roasted by M-Dan @ 10/12/2004 05:39 AM EST

I love polls

1. My cats, Church and Lokki
2. My computer with my copy of THE SIMS 2 (click my name! )
3. My books
4. My Tazmanian Devil collection (stuffies, pez dispensers, stickers, pins etc)
5. My bed (its sooo comfy)

Chestnuts roasted by -Jen- @ 10/12/2004 09:43 AM EST

oopsie on the linkage above...and here i thought i was being all thorough putting the http in my addy *sigh*

Chestnuts roasted by -Jen- @ 10/12/2004 09:56 AM EST

That was the stupidest thing I have ever read.

I loved it.

Chestnuts roasted by Villainous Fats @ 10/12/2004 11:28 AM EST

1-drums
2-computer
3-cd player
4-the bathroom
5-... um fridge?

Chestnuts roasted by steve @ 10/12/2004 12:21 PM EST

1) My violin (a 200-year old German beauty that belonged to my grandfather)
2) My engagement ring (which belonged to my husband's grandmother. She raised him after his mom abandoned him, leaving a note that cited the lyrics to "Freebird." No lie.)
3) My iPod
4) My cat (Lando Catrissian, if you must know)
5) My computer

Chestnuts roasted by rachi99 @ 10/12/2004 01:03 PM EST

I forgot to include my list from the Fallout Shelter survey. That's probably my favorite poll so far.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 10/12/2004 01:04 PM EST

1. My two cats
2. My wedding pictures and all the other pictures
3. My Green Giant soft blanket my dad got me from the grocery store when I was 10
4. My mom's watch she was wearing at her engagement and that I wore on my wedding day, plus my engagement and wedding rings
5. Start Trek memorabilia, containing a Brent Spiner autographed CD and signed pictures of Majel Barrett, Marina Sirtis and others.

And my husband to carry this stuff.

Chestnuts roasted by Yzziefrog @ 10/12/2004 01:40 PM EST

Agreed, the Shelter Survey was definitely my favorite. I think the polls in general were a very good idea to start doing though. They add extra spice to the site. BAM!

Chestnuts roasted by Matt(#2?) @ 10/12/2004 04:05 PM EST

5. My Anti-Flag Mobilize CD
4. My dog NutSac
3. My Girlfriend
2. My collection of gum I got from under the tables of various Pizza Huts
...and
1. My ability to vote George W. Bush out of office. He is such a Dumbass

Chestnuts roasted by Murdoc @ 10/12/2004 04:16 PM EST

1.Rocky a stuff racoon Ive had since I was born
2.All my homestar stuff, including a personally signed thank you note from the brothers chaps.
3.A blanket my brother in-law gave me that has The date from my wedding and me and my husbands name on it.
4.wedding photos
5.An 80s she-ra doll and the scary thing that showed up at the end of the episodes with the rainbow tail that my best friend game me.

Chestnuts roasted by IHAQ @ 10/12/2004 04:25 PM EST

Um...

5. my vast collection of lyrics (crappy though they may be)
4. my copy of Josie & The Pussycats
3. my copy of The Mark, Tom, and Travis Show (the Enema Strikes Back)
2. my copy of Nimrod
1. my copy of So Long, Astoria (Yes, I am an emotard)

Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 10/13/2004 10:33 AM EST

I hate Emeril. So much. But I enjoyed this.

Favorite things? Wow, that is hard. Hmmm... my husband and my guitar would fight it out for the top spot...

Chestnuts roasted by Orin @ 10/13/2004 01:12 PM EST

1. NYC subway token I wear around my neck. I had it left over from a trip to my brother-in-law's father's house a few years ago, and threw it in my change jar with the rest of the spare coins in my pocket. Periodically when I went to the Coinstar machine in the supermarket to cash the change, it always got spit back out. I kept saving it, though, in hopes that one day it would be put to some use. A while later, I realized that I didn't have any important little trinkets or anything I could pass down to my kids one day... so I decided to take something really insignifigant and stupid and wear it until it became important to me. Subway token it is.

2. Baseball hat with 80-plus pins on it. Some of them are old Cub Scout pins, most are pins with bands and such on 'em. The hat? Worthless. Found it on the floor at a concert.

3. Bracelet given to me by an ex... well, I want to say girlfriend, but I'll just stick to "old friend". It used to be number 2, but then I turned 18 and got the design tattooed on my forearm.

4. My video camera. Not the actual physical camera, because I'm on my second one right now. Just that I have it, and that it's filmed so many fun times. I want to get into film, and having a camera for myself just gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside.

5. DVD's/CD's. 'Cause you can't go without music and movies.

Chestnuts roasted by Elmo Machete @ 10/13/2004 09:39 PM EST

First Post. Kisk-Ass site.
5 Things I can't LIVE without:
1.My Family/Friends
2.Sex...yep, I'm going to die soon.
3.Vacation...anywhere.
4.Deodorant
5.Vodka

Chestnuts roasted by MissJack @ 10/15/2004 11:45 AM EST

Oh the irony, I was watching tv when there is a commercial for Food Network about a Halloween episode for....Emeril. Not only that, but in the ad it shows him dress as Dracula! I think his producer must read this site, Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by Rirse @ 10/20/2004 08:28 PM EST

my holiday barbie dolls
hallmark collectible ornaments
star trek stuff
vintage barbie collection
breyers horses vintage

Chestnuts roasted by Flobear @ 10/26/2004 09:56 AM EST

my holiday barbie dolls
hallmark collectible ornaments
star trek stuff
vintage barbie collection
breyers horses vintage

Chestnuts roasted by Flobear @ 10/26/2004 09:56 AM EST

my holiday barbie dolls
hallmark collectible ornaments
star trek stuff
vintage barbie collection
breyers horses vintage

Chestnuts roasted by Flobear @ 10/26/2004 09:57 AM EST

my holiday barbie dolls
hallmark collectible ornaments
star trek stuff
vintage barbie collection
breyers horses vintage

Chestnuts roasted by Flobear@aol.com @ 10/26/2004 09:57 AM EST

my holiday barbie dolls
hallmark collectible ornaments
star trek stuff
vintage barbie collection
breyers horses vintage

Chestnuts roasted by Flobear@aol.com @ 10/26/2004 09:58 AM EST

my holiday barbie dolls
hallmark collectible ornaments
star trek stuff
vintage barbie collection
breyers horses vintage

Chestnuts roasted by Flobear@aol.com @ 10/26/2004 09:58 AM EST