REPLIES: 21 comments
First?
I'm almost tempted to face the shame of having bought a Ven Helsing toy to get one of those jars. Those are awesome.
Chestnuts roasted by Ian @ 10/03/2004 01:05 PM EST
monster guts rock. anything with slime and goo...*the* best toy from the vending machine.
Chestnuts roasted by yorissa @ 10/03/2004 01:09 PM EST
Third? Yay. I like slime, especially glowing that tastes good even thougn you're not technically supposed to eat it.
Chestnuts roasted by Meat Pöpsicle @ 10/03/2004 01:20 PM EST
Fourth? I SO WIN!
wait. no I don't.
I need to find this slime.
Chestnuts roasted by Whirred @ 10/03/2004 01:39 PM EST
Not really spooky, but definitely gooey. I loved the appearances of George and Deaddo, 'cause how much better can a name get than Deaddo?
Chestnuts roasted by Shelby @ 10/03/2004 02:18 PM EST
i thought i was high, but shit...I thought that survey sounded familiar. oh well. that was a great article. Anything with talking toys and weird goo is automatically tops. those dolls are great.
Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 10/03/2004 02:39 PM EST
good stuff
Chestnuts roasted by mikey @ 10/03/2004 02:51 PM EST
Get Your Ass To Mars!
Chestnuts roasted by bob genghis khan @ 10/03/2004 03:35 PM EST
Just what I need another reminder to study for class tomorrow. 
Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 10/03/2004 03:55 PM EST
Somewhat off topic here, but I'm looking for an article I'm pretty sure was written by Matt (my only reason for doubting is that I can't find it on X-E or UGO). It was a list detailing some of Freddy's best kills, or it might have been a review of an Elm Street movie other than the first two... I'm certain it at least covered the girl who tried stabbing Freddy in the armpit.
Anybody know where/what it is?
Chestnuts roasted by RewolfJ @ 10/03/2004 03:59 PM EST
Have no idea, sorry. But anyway, those monster guts are awesome! I have an urge to go buy some but I'm broke... 
Chestnuts roasted by ToulouseLautrecMonfa @ 10/03/2004 04:18 PM EST
Actually, I had a minute.
Here's the link:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/freddy-10kills/default.php
Chestnuts roasted by ViolentN8 @ 10/03/2004 05:19 PM EST
Hey, I was just coming back to post that I-Mockery link. Oh, well.
Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 10/03/2004 07:03 PM EST
I guess guts are green. Maybe I should just shut up.
Chestnuts roasted by Walks @ 10/03/2004 07:04 PM EST
I love your things like this. Where its not so much a review as it is a story. Good job.
Chestnuts roasted by Crumie @ 10/03/2004 07:51 PM EST
"Got a feeling I should dull my fingernails a bit before the big date."
hahah, GROSS! i hope monsters really dont do stuff like that.
Chestnuts roasted by Spooky Pop-Tart @ 10/04/2004 03:05 AM EST
".....And there, hanging on the door handle, was a VAN HELSING FIGURE!" Side note: The local Carl's Jr and big Shell station are owned by the same family, so the mini-mart has those tins of VH mints four for a dollar.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 10/04/2004 11:51 AM EST
does thinking that deaddo's money shot on george is the sexiest thing ever, make me sick?
Chestnuts roasted by kill me, please @ 10/04/2004 12:08 PM EST
Wait till Matt puts up the Fisting shots of Deaddo and George.
Chestnuts roasted by Dik Fishman @ 10/04/2004 01:57 PM EST
Whirred, they have that slime at my local toysrus, so check down there. heh. down there.
Chestnuts roasted by Tom no like @ 10/04/2004 04:29 PM EST
Deaddo and George are the next Abbot and Costello.
They are that funny.
You write about Halloween toys like Hendrix played guitar. Seriously.
Chestnuts roasted by dj BC @ 10/05/2004 04:09 PM EST
