09/06/2004 Entry: "S'Mores Wars."

Here's a quick article on two of the many S'Mores Makers that've hit the market recently. You don't need a campfire to have your grahamy choco marshgoodness these days -- all you need are some sterno cups and a low-watt bulb. Featured in the article is the "Hershey's S'Mores Maker," a kiddy device, and the "Casamoda Indoor/Outdoor S'Mores Maker," a machine meant for people much better than you or I.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 09/06/2004 03:28 AM EST

..."as if you've seen Satan bottlefuck your mom".

Chestnuts roasted by Kristal @ 09/06/2004 04:18 AM EST

You badddddddddddddd.

Chestnuts roasted by Kristal @ 09/06/2004 04:19 AM EST

I didn't know they made those things!!! That is some weird ass shit!!

Chestnuts roasted by fggfhgf @ 09/06/2004 08:10 AM EST

Don't buy the pre-made smores by hershey's, they suck.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr King @ 09/06/2004 08:13 AM EST

my parents got this smore make last year. they used it exactly once, the day after christmas. whenever i go over there now it's in the same spot... i think maybe smores are meant to be a special camping treat or something... or maybe they're just lazy. who knows.

Chestnuts roasted by Big Jerm @ 09/06/2004 08:13 AM EST

Where in the world did you get that second (better) one? I love s'mores, but only get to go camping once in a blue moon! I refuse to put a marshmallow on my s'more until it's been on fire and charred all over. Mmm, now I'm hungry.

Chestnuts roasted by snowcalico @ 09/06/2004 09:21 AM EST

It's my goal in life to become those people on the back of the Casamoda s'more maker.

Chestnuts roasted by Proper Copper @ 09/06/2004 09:39 AM EST

The crust around a blackened marshmallow is truly a delight.

Chestnuts roasted by Jason @ 09/06/2004 10:06 AM EST

I remember once that I was leaning down to the lit stove to light a cigarette. I soon realized my mistake as the front of my hair started to crackle. If I hadn't taken a shower ten minutes prior, the room would have smelled a lot worse. Despite how relevant this story is, I must head to class, peace.

Chestnuts roasted by MiltQn @ 09/06/2004 10:19 AM EST

I like the marsh, I like the choc, I am just not that big on the graham. Maybe it comes from all of those "whistle while you eat this graham cracker" contests in 4th grade......

Chestnuts roasted by manimal789 @ 09/06/2004 10:45 AM EST

Wow, i'm here early, people might actually read my post now! I like my S'mores more like the outcome of the Hershey Crap One. I always hate the black marsh crust. FINISH THE CHIA ARTICLE!

Chestnuts roasted by ANdrew @ 09/06/2004 10:46 AM EST

I like the marshmellow cooked to black cinders, it always tastes so flaky and burnt.

Oh yeah, FINISH THE CHIA ARTICLE!

Chestnuts roasted by RPharazon @ 09/06/2004 11:35 AM EST

Put a graham cracker on a plate, aquare of chocolate on that, then a marshmallow on that, zap in a micowave for about 20 seconds, slap another cracker on top. Not as good as a flame-tortured one, but good for a quick fix.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 09/06/2004 11:42 AM EST

The Hershey-spawned mashmallows look pretty damn delicious actually. Though you gotta question whether any kid would have the patience to wait half their young lifetimes for the things to cook.

Chestnuts roasted by Ginrai @ 09/06/2004 11:47 AM EST

I learned one of the most important life lessons while cooking s'mores once.

Chestnuts roasted by whirred @ 09/06/2004 11:48 AM EST

Awesome. I love s'mores. I don't see the point of a smore maker. unless your in the city and if you start a fire and that guys with the weird hats come and yell at you. I can see why now.

Go Terps.

Chestnuts roasted by Walks @ 09/06/2004 11:52 AM EST

I hate burnt marshmellows on my smores.

Remember when they used to make frozen smores in the early 90's? Those weren't bad.

Currently, my favorite pop-tarts flavor is smores.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 09/06/2004 12:27 PM EST

If I want S'mores, all I have to do is go to Hannaford and get the supplies, shear off a branch from the silver maple, light a fire in the fireplace and let 'er rip!
Yes, I live in a mobile home and it has a fire place... with real fire, not that cheap paper fan fire!

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 09/06/2004 12:27 PM EST

used that casamoda at a part a couple weeks ago.. worked pretty good

Chestnuts roasted by Jenny @ 09/06/2004 12:42 PM EST

320th post! should I celebrate that? lol

Chestnuts roasted by ArcticOrange @ 09/06/2004 12:48 PM EST

My sister and I tried a microwave for fire-free S'Mores. It worked a little too well: we had to fiddle with the time a few times, but everything turned out nice and hot. Could you use the adult S'Mores maker for other things, like a PuPu platter? Seems silly to spend so much on an appliance that only cooks one type of thing.

Chestnuts roasted by Divaah46 @ 09/06/2004 01:00 PM EST

Matt, where did you get the Casamoda s'more maker? I'm hungry now and I kinda want to see what else the thing could cook.

Chestnuts roasted by HungryHungryHippo @ 09/06/2004 01:03 PM EST

haha matt! did you actually buy both!?....I want one

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron Lynch @ 09/06/2004 01:50 PM EST

now I want some smore. DAMMIT!

Chestnuts roasted by jajaka @ 09/06/2004 02:05 PM EST

Mmm, Smores. I've never had real smores. The closest is those Pop-Tarts.

Chestnuts roasted by The Dragonrider @ 09/06/2004 02:20 PM EST

I hate them (too rich and sugary), but I love making them the old-fashioned way. Most people I know like them golden brown (texture like sun), so that's how I always make them, and I must say I typically do a pretty good job.

There IS something do nice about doing them the old fashioned way. I recall a time towards the end of last Spring semester in which my buddies and I went down to the Fraser River (a river in the Vancouver Area) and sat on the sandy bank around a fire, making smores, drinking beers, smoking pipe, and discussing various things. I had a great time with some of my best friends.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 09/06/2004 02:24 PM EST

Did anyone else notice, on the pic that displays the light bulb of the Hershey's S'More Maker, the word 'Damp Cloth' looks like Pimp Cloth?

Just askin'!

--Nate

Chestnuts roasted by psyKlone @ 09/06/2004 02:35 PM EST

psyKlone-yer name is Nate too, eh? Didn't know there was another Nate on here. Anyway, good observation.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 09/06/2004 02:36 PM EST

Oh, and a correction for my post of reminiscience (is that a word?):

"do nice" = "so nice"

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 09/06/2004 02:38 PM EST

I can understand kids wanting something like this to play around with (I mean, I know I want one, and I'm 22), but what about the yuppies?

It's like the motorized corkscrew that costs close to $50 they sell in Sharper Image catalogues. WHY?

Yuppies are like kids. Kids want useless crap but they don't have any money. Yuppies have too much money so they buy useless crap.

It's like the hotdog cooker my family recieved from a relative a few years back. We've used it maybe twice since then.

Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 09/06/2004 02:44 PM EST

That Casamoda S'mores maker can be bought at Lowe's Home Improvement Centers - I know, I work there and was amazed when I first had a glance at it!

~Want S'more?
Some more of what?
No, S'mores!
"The Sandlot" - love that movie!

Chestnuts roasted by Mugzy. . . @ 09/06/2004 03:51 PM EST

You spent way too much on that fancy cooker. I saw it today at Famous Barr for a mere 13.95.
That's the beauty of a gas stove. You can score a smore any day of the year.

Chestnuts roasted by Peg @ 09/06/2004 04:52 PM EST

This article rocked! Very reminiscent of old X.E. stuff. 8)

yay matt!

Chestnuts roasted by Ash Ketchup @ 09/06/2004 04:55 PM EST

I must admit that i am more of a fan of "fake" marashmallows and real ones. I consider those hard, crunchy marshmallows you get in lucky charms to be "fake" marshmallows. S'mores only tasted good when i was a child, nowadays that much sugar would make me sick. For example, I'm sure you people have heard of Zebra Cakes..." A delicious yellow cake with creme filling covered in white icing and trimmed with fudge stripes.
Twin-wrapped 10 to a carton." As desribed by the Little Debbie website. I never understood why they were twin wrapped because by the time i reached the second cake I wanted to vomit all over myself. It was like being force fed sugar in some twisted kind of torture. Same goes for cream sticks you can buy at the bakery. The cream filling they use for it is all grainy and ultra sugary and just tastes like shit.
Also I would have to agree with Matt on the expression on that kid's face. Although his expression doesn't compare to the facial expressions of the monsters on the Yipes! game box. http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/monsters/4.html for those who aren't familiar with yipes! and hey, it relates to halloween somewhat so it works.

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 09/06/2004 05:13 PM EST

correction: I HATE "REAL" MARSHMALLOWS

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 09/06/2004 05:17 PM EST

heyy matt, do you think the s'more makers could make a cameo in chia plot (some kind cobra weapon perhaps)

Chestnuts roasted by bogeyb @ 09/06/2004 05:17 PM EST

hey* ich bin ein dum

Chestnuts roasted by bogeyb @ 09/06/2004 05:21 PM EST

Won't you develop a cancer from those burnt marshmellows? They look icky.

Chestnuts roasted by Mark Dark @ 09/06/2004 05:32 PM EST

I have to admit, I think I'd rather just wait until my dad has a barbecue and roast marshmallows that way. These things just seem too darn complicated. : 0 p

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 09/06/2004 06:43 PM EST

IMO, it's not S'mores unless you're using real sticks over a real fire.

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 09/06/2004 07:28 PM EST

Here's some links for those of you highly anticipating the soon to be released Star Wars trilogy on DVD

http://free.hostdepartment.com/s/starwarstrilogydvd/ep4.html

http://free.hostdepartment.com/s/starwarstrilogydvd/ep5.html

http://free.hostdepartment.com/s/starwarstrilogydvd/ep6.html

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 09/06/2004 10:45 PM EST

I was hoping for a nutritional count on those bad boys. You mentioned how bad they are, but never gave us any numbers. Like today, I picked up a few snacks for my kids for a trip to the playground. I bought six different things, all from The Dollar Tree - peanuts, Fritos, Duplex cookies, fruit snacks, pop-tarts and Teddy Grahams. If one were to ingest one serving of each of these snckas, one would have consumed 960 calories. It's enough to make you choke. Needless to say, I only let the girls have a few of each thing, and I made them pace themselves, w/ a ton of running around like maniacs to brun some of that shit off. I felt like I was being dorta cool by letting the, eat all of this junk food for once, and then I realized why they call it junk food. I never added up the fat grams. I bet I could ahve fried an egg in the amount of fat in those six servings.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 09/06/2004 11:01 PM EST

Wait a minute! Can't you just you use the stove you probably already have??
Matt should get paid for talking about these products that no one needs.

Chestnuts roasted by dfgg @ 09/07/2004 12:09 AM EST

Matt needs to get paid more than he is, for two reasons. One, because his articles are good. And two, because he needs a new table, one without green Contact paper on it.

Chestnuts roasted by Shelby @ 09/07/2004 01:38 AM EST

OK, I just realized its a patio table, so that's totally different.

Chestnuts roasted by Shelby @ 09/07/2004 01:40 AM EST

I'm going to have to pick up that nicer machine. Even though I realize that i probably don't need it.....maybe i'll give it to someone, then make them use it for me. They'd also be storing for me.

Chestnuts roasted by ASFJKHELFJSWLgVOISUDJGKS @ 09/07/2004 02:32 AM EST

phunqsauce, every Star Wars fan should read this Film Threat interview with the producer of the original two films, Gary Kurtz.

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 09/07/2004 02:35 AM EST

I went to a lock-in with my church once, about 15 years ago as a junior high kid...

We played a game called "Chubby Bunny" involving sticking those stupid, engorged, enormous marshmallows in your mouth, one at a time and seeing who could still say the words "CHUBBY BUNNY" without vomiting.

Well, most got to 10 or 12, but I got to 16 without having the Ultimate Vomit right infront of all of my fellow peers... the taste of marshmallows was just too gross, and the gooey white stickiness was oozing down my throat and set off my gag-reflex like none-other. It was even worse than that paste-clay stuff that they put around your teeth in the dentist's office to take a molding for braces. And that's BAD!

Anyway, I want you to know that your article helped me to relive that experience about 10-times over, and I dry-heaved right here at my computer screen.

Uhm, needless to say, I don't like s'mores anymore!

Chestnuts roasted by Barry J. Deeper @ 09/07/2004 11:44 AM EST

Oh, to conclude the story from before, I eventually met a guy who was able to stuff 23 marshmallows in his mouth without gagging, but I think he was gay... which may not speak to the marshmallows, but it may speak to the gag-reflex. Being a hetrosexual, there was only so much I could do.

Dont think about it too much.

As a Post-Text to the story, I have heard that many churches no longer allow that game to be played b/c some kid in Indiana actually died from it.

Chestnuts roasted by Barry J. Deeper @ 09/07/2004 11:47 AM EST

Best thing about the ol' Chubby Bunny, is making the other guy lose. Here's how I made Little Brother blow the remains of about 20 'mellers: I looked him square in the eye, and said, "But do they come out crunchy in the microwave?" Now even I don't know why a non sequitor from a fishstick ad came to mind, but the result was spectacular. Ever see marshmallow goo come out someone's nose?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 09/07/2004 01:45 PM EST

Samantha Newark talks about Jem and The Holograms. Do not confuse her with the current UK singer actually named Jem.

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 09/07/2004 02:09 PM EST

"The slight downward thrust could be credited just as much to gravity than the heat lamp."

Bwahahahahahahah!!

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 09/07/2004 02:14 PM EST

S'mores aren't half as bad for you as cigarettes, Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by 4thDown @ 09/07/2004 02:47 PM EST

I just travelled through time and the 4th wall and I must say that was a boring s'mores. What's the un-abbrieviated name for s'mores anyway? I will use these divices to cook rat meat in the appocalyptic future.

Chestnuts roasted by eric foreman @ 09/07/2004 02:58 PM EST

The changes to the SW DVDs aren't as bad as I thought they'd be. Don't get me wrong, as I am majorly pissed off about the Jango Fett dubbing and Hayden Christensen being put in ROTJ, but stuff like fixing the Dianoga eye and the Rancor's matte lines are good.

Chestnuts roasted by Behonkiss @ 09/07/2004 03:14 PM EST

I think those Russel Stovers pre-made S'mores are pretty good.....

Chestnuts roasted by Jessie @ 09/07/2004 03:46 PM EST

Well, king, you are the Ruler of All Those Non-Sequitor-esque. Little Brother knew he had no chance, once you opened your mouth and started to talk.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 09/07/2004 04:32 PM EST

Yeah, I hear'd 'bout the kid who died. Seems they were using miniature 'mallows. One of the little buggers decided to go down the wrong pipe. End result: no mo' Chubby Bunny. Also known as The Day Stay-Puft Cried.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 09/07/2004 05:26 PM EST

Forget the Chia Saga. WHERE THE HELL IS THE SUPER-NATURAlS ARtICLE!!! ALso, WHat do you have against regular Mighty Beanz Matt. THe New Series Four is really pretty cool.

Chestnuts roasted by TOM @ 09/07/2004 11:54 PM EST

Next experiment...Try making cereal smores with Golden Grahams cereal, a Cocoa Pebbles piece and a Lucky Charms marshmellow.

Chestnuts roasted by Garrison @ 09/08/2004 02:36 AM EST

First????

Uh... I guess not.

Chestnuts roasted by Sweetie @ 09/08/2004 08:39 AM EST

I think that UK singer Jem should dress up as Jem from Jem and the Holograms

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 09/08/2004 10:13 AM EST

I give the Casamoda a huge thumbs-up. (Serious, yo. My thumbs are like Uma Thurman's in Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.) The only problem is having to buy cans of sterno for it... The staff at my friendly local Wal-Mart had no idea what it was. Someone finally managed to direct me to the camping equipment... Anyway, Casamoda rocks, and the sterno makes it rock with a pretty blue flame that roasts those Fluffy-Puffs quite nicely.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeremy @ 09/08/2004 10:48 AM EST

I've never had a smore in my life, not even a fake one. Now I want one! !
(What Chia article?) *goes and looks*

Chestnuts roasted by Sarah @ 09/08/2004 12:46 PM EST

Is there any safe way to eat a smores? I can never manage not to get that crap on my hands when I bite into it.

The Gram crackers are always sectioned off bigger then any normal sized mouth so you can forget about cramming the whole thing in at once.

Besides I like to nibble and eat slow. Shoving the whole thing in to avoid sticky hands just ruins the moment.

So if anyone has any tips on how to correctly eat a smores please post them.

Chestnuts roasted by Novaximus @ 09/08/2004 01:55 PM EST

keep going with the "worst [stuff] ever" expositories...I havnt been on for a while but laughed my ass off about the arcade, golf course and snake zoo.

Chestnuts roasted by missy @ 09/08/2004 02:53 PM EST

Matt the hit parade was great to see. I didnt know I was the only one who thought those articles were your best ones. do you actually read or consider what we say about what you write? well, if so, thanks for taking into consideration our fav. reviews.

Chestnuts roasted by missy @ 09/08/2004 03:19 PM EST

I love the Lilian Vernon reference! Matt, you need to do a segment on the pros and cons of "Shopping with Walter Drake". How one man could so deftly satisfy the needs of ninety year old women and gay men at the same time is a marvel of human accomplishment!

Chestnuts roasted by mayorofsantaclara @ 09/08/2004 03:29 PM EST

I like to dip my marshmallow in Grand Marnier before I toast it. It's so yummy! Try it!

Chestnuts roasted by Gretchen @ 09/08/2004 04:43 PM EST

im british, i have no idea on S'mores. please fill me in! these things rock.

are they like chocomallow pop tarts?

Chestnuts roasted by soapdish @ 09/09/2004 08:26 AM EST

The yuppies in the box photo might be discussing things like stocks, too. They might be talking about how much they feel like rugged individuals by supporting Bush/Cheney.

I love Republicans. They are so cute! Catch Republican fever!

Weeee! 4 more years! Gimme another one of them ribbon stickers for my S-Series Ford! I ain't no loser--I'm a cute little Republican.

Chestnuts roasted by Christian @ 09/09/2004 12:06 PM EST

I like smores if the marshmellows aren't burnt, but the smores candy bars are crappy.

Chestnuts roasted by springsprite @ 09/09/2004 08:46 PM EST

Uhhh...Matt? That "cow" is actually a moose...just thought you'd like to know.

/friend of The Dragon, and also girlfriend of The Dragon's roommate is from Canada and sees moose all the time.

Chestnuts roasted by The Dragon @ 09/09/2004 09:00 PM EST

I always did like my s'mores Cajun-blackened...

Chestnuts roasted by Seburo @ 09/10/2004 08:31 PM EST

Me too

Chestnuts roasted by Joe @ 09/11/2004 09:19 AM EST

it wasn't until abot six months ago that I saw how people actually make smores. When I was a kid, we just wrapped up the whole she-nag in foil and threw it on the embers for about five minutes. This whole heating up the puffy goodness, then rushing it onto the grahm cracker is new for me

Chestnuts roasted by jason @ 09/11/2004 12:28 PM EST

Soapdish: asked, what is a smores?

Smores is an American camping tradition. You would roast a marshmellow on a stick over the camp fire. Then sandwich that marshmellow with a hunk of chocolate between two gram crackers.

It tastes better then you would think, but they are messy as hell.

You have a gooey sticky marshmellow covering all the safe spots to grab it. Then you have the pressure of eating it before the chocolate starts to drip from the heat.

On top of all this the gram crackers are like 2x2 inches which demands you to take it in with 2 bites sometimes 3.

The catch is you can't eat it with a knife and fork. It won't cut well and you'll loose the proper ratio of ingredients to get that magical bite.

It's hard to make too. It's a balancing act to hold the stick in one hand, while pulling the marshmellow off, then bracking the chocolate chunk while having your two gram crackers on stand by all the while you are still in your chair by the camp fire.

Chestnuts roasted by Novaximus @ 09/11/2004 04:07 PM EST

Wow, what a fun night tonight. Me and my friends went to Toys-R-Us to hit the green tag sale, then came back to my house, made a fire out in the field, and cooked Smores. Made me think of X-E all the way...

Chestnuts roasted by XTacy @ 09/12/2004 12:19 AM EST

i just have to tell you-
i am at work and took a big sip of cranberry cocktail juice, scrolled down to the part about "satan bottlefucking the mom" and promptly projectile spit the juice out onto my keyboard. that was hilarious. good article.

Chestnuts roasted by monkeyfeet @ 09/12/2004 03:38 PM EST

Smores are incredibly easy to make, my mom taught me this. Just put the graham cracker with 1/2 chocolate bar (or however much you want) on top of a paper towel in the microwave. Put a large marshmallow on top and turn it on high until the marshmallow swells up HUGE (usually under 30 secs, so keep an eye on it), then take it out and mash down with a second graham. Deliciousness.

Chestnuts roasted by Lauren From DC @ 09/14/2004 01:47 PM EST

Gretchen, you're suggesting a good way to start a bad fire, there.

I'm a cute little republican.

And the smores recipe I posted above is decidedly neater than the campfire version.

Chestnuts roasted by Lauren from DC @ 09/14/2004 01:50 PM EST

Join the Dark Chocolate of the S'mores, Luke.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 09/14/2004 03:17 PM EST

omg these lil plastic grills arent gonna cut it. we need 1 foot by 1 foot marshmallows, 2 x 2 foot crackers, a lot of topping, and a huge bonfire.

then, feed a family of 27 immigrants for a month. thats hunger control!

Chestnuts roasted by 1215 @ 09/15/2004 05:01 PM EST

wow, my xmas shopping is going to be done way early this year.

Casamoda s'more maker! Casamoda s'more maker! Casamoda s'more maker! Casamoda s'more maker! Casamoda s'more maker! Casamoda s'more maker! Casamoda s'more maker! Casamoda s'more maker!

Chestnuts roasted by spazzamatic @ 09/16/2004 02:30 PM EST

my family got the fancy one and it's awsome! The things hold the paices and the top even burndt a whole thru the table cloth! o and i only like me marsh mallows burndt

Chestnuts roasted by Nikki @ 09/16/2004 10:20 PM EST

Wow, that Casamoda one looks like a fondue thing. Oh wait, its a fondue cooking doohickey with the pot holder taken off and disheds added. How badass is that? I'm gonna go buy one. Any excuse to use jellied flammables is a good one, and here me and my friends are, huddled around a bare sterno can cooking marshmallows like damn hobos!

Chestnuts roasted by EhhEff @ 09/17/2004 01:30 AM EST

Lauren from DC-

It's not jet fuel or anything - quite harmless, really...

The people in that picture might even be discussing zinger option! HAHA!

"Kitten, mightn't it be smashing if we add a little *naughty* zing to our s'mores?"

"Cheeky notion! I've got something delightfully precocious right here in the wet bar....!"

"...Aren't we just DEVILS tonight!?"

"My, yes, aren't we though! Anyone for a rousing game of badminton?"

Chestnuts roasted by Gretchen @ 09/17/2004 01:20 PM EST

Walter Peck....classic.

Chestnuts roasted by Derek @ 09/18/2004 05:48 AM EST

hehe now im hungry... r u kiddin? that hershey's smores maker looked like the crappiest thing in the world. the other one looked way cooler... my friend has one. my fave poptarts are smores though.

Chestnuts roasted by LenaK14 @ 09/19/2004 08:45 PM EST

God I am not sure if I should submit something right here. I haven't been a faithful follower of the s'mores effect. I think it's because my few attempts while camping with the family as a kid, failed. Has anyone else figured out what to do with a burning marshmallow that was originally intended to be placed atop a graham cracker and a slab of chocolate?
anyhow, I hear that tinfoil is the secret tool to the ultimate s'more. Don't ask me how it's done.
As for that it's a moose, it's a cow argument, It's horns are like a cow, but it has the profile and shape of a moose's head. Yeah, I live north of the border, too, but of the all the moose I've seen, 9 out of ten have been fiberglass.

Chestnuts roasted by Bitsy&Roary @ 09/25/2004 01:49 PM EST

God I am not sure if I should submit something right here. I haven't been a faithful follower of the s'mores effect. I think it's because my few attempts while camping with the family as a kid, failed. Has anyone else figured out what to do with a burning marshmallow that was originally intended to be placed atop a graham cracker and a slab of chocolate?
anyhow, I hear that tinfoil is the secret tool to the ultimate s'more. Don't ask me how it's done.
As for that it's a moose, it's a cow argument, It's horns are like a cow, but it has the profile and shape of a moose's head. Yeah, I live north of the border, too, but of the all the moose I've seen, 9 out of ten have been fiberglass. I'd say it's a strange moosecow lovechild, or maybe some sort of weird bull I've never heard of. We can safely assume it was SUPPOSED to be a moose...you know, camping, in the the woods, but the Graphic Artist goofed there. Or got tired with the Bryce 3d.

Chestnuts roasted by Bitsy&Roary @ 09/25/2004 01:50 PM EST

-->> ..i f7ckin' told everyone that real wood was made of plastic.. but you all f6ckin' called me crazy..

.. well sh6t..

Chestnuts roasted by ~tOkKa @ 10/08/2004 05:15 AM EST

Matt, Have you ever put a marshmallow in the microwave?
They swell up to 3 times their normal size in about 15 seconds.
They make decent s'mores except for the noticeable lack of black crustiness on the outside.

Chestnuts roasted by badhairday @ 10/10/2004 04:06 PM EST

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Chestnuts roasted by SMORES @ 10/14/2004 04:59 PM EST

I just say a ripoff of the grown up version of the smores cooker.

Thats all.

Chestnuts roasted by Guy who sees a lot stuff @ 10/16/2004 05:04 PM EST

I work at a place that sells those casamoda s'more machines. People are so damn crazy when it comes to those things. The first time I saw it, I thought, "Now who the hell would buy this." Now we sell out of them in like hours, and then people come begging for those things. People are just stupid.

Chestnuts roasted by Tony Soprano @ 10/28/2004 03:45 PM EST