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06/17/2004 Entry: "What's inside Jason's Kinder Egg?"

CH CH CH CH CH...

Take a STAB at it, oh ho ho ho. That's right. Guess. The answer will be posted tomorrow. Here's a clue:

Origin of one whose coolest clothes were alive.

REPLIES: 77 comments

Hey! Hey, I think Spider-Man is in Jason's egg.

Chestnuts roasted by Aaron @ 06/17/2004 03:08 PM EST

If there is any justice in the world it'll be Freddy's head. Damn I thought it was going to be Ch Ch Ch Chia!

Chestnuts roasted by Blah...blah @ 06/17/2004 03:12 PM EST

Is it Venom?

Chestnuts roasted by J-Dog @ 06/17/2004 03:18 PM EST

It probably won't be a brand name figure like that...it's freakin Kinder-egg....um plastic spider?

Chestnuts roasted by Ant @ 06/17/2004 03:27 PM EST

Perhaps this clue was too obvious. Blame Jason.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 06/17/2004 03:32 PM EST

Without the clue, I'd have said a pretty pink folding umbrella. That's all a serial killer really needs.

Or a Corey Feldman doll.

CH CH CH CH CH

Chestnuts roasted by Molten @ 06/17/2004 03:41 PM EST

The origin of anyone, regardless of clothing choice, is the womb... Is it placenta?

Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 06/17/2004 04:02 PM EST

ch ch ch ch ah ah ah ah, hmm could it be satan?

Chestnuts roasted by jimmy @ 06/17/2004 04:16 PM EST

i mean jason voorhees

Chestnuts roasted by jimmy @ 06/17/2004 04:17 PM EST

Random guess of no imortance: John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever. Or Spawn.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/17/2004 04:43 PM EST

A brand new mask? Or maybe another sequel?

Chestnuts roasted by Moparman @ 06/17/2004 06:00 PM EST

its a spider

Chestnuts roasted by Dark cid @ 06/17/2004 06:13 PM EST

The answer is Mare Winningham.

Chestnuts roasted by IncogNegro @ 06/17/2004 06:26 PM EST

ch ch ch is it John Travolta?

Chestnuts roasted by casinoskunk @ 06/17/2004 07:32 PM EST

Ooh, I want it to be Corey Feldman's head in the egg. They could mark it up to coincidence.

Clothes were once alive, huh? Like leather? Maybe it's CatWoman. Or fur? Cruella DeVille?

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 06/17/2004 08:13 PM EST

Maybe it is a cow. Fonzie's jacket is obviously the coolest clothes. And leather used to be alive as a cow.

Chestnuts roasted by Bright Noah @ 06/17/2004 08:26 PM EST

my guess is that it's a monkey, or snake, snake oh no it's a snake. or was it the someone who set up us the bomb? can I add some more annoying references or should I just play fucking dead

Chestnuts roasted by brandon @ 06/17/2004 08:27 PM EST

Hmm...I'm gonna say alien plant matter.

Chestnuts roasted by Mina @ 06/17/2004 08:38 PM EST

If it's Frostor, I'll crap my pants.

Chestnuts roasted by Frostor @ 06/17/2004 08:42 PM EST

Too bad the days they had smurfs are long gone by now.. That would've been perfect.

Golum would work, as well, though...

Chestnuts roasted by Creature SH @ 06/17/2004 09:02 PM EST

Hmmm maybe its a crap or something, since all those Cobra La idiots had living crab clothes....especially GOLOBULOUS!!!

SHSHSHHH CHUCHUCHU AHAHAHAHAHHHHH

woulda been better than CH CH CH CH.. unless you wanted us to all poop our pants anticipating... CH CH CH CHIA! Or... Chia Chia Chia! Or.. Ch-Chia Ch-Chia!

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. S @ 06/17/2004 09:32 PM EST

is it a Members Only jacket?

Chestnuts roasted by Snake @ 06/17/2004 09:52 PM EST

I suck at guessing games.

Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 06/17/2004 10:46 PM EST

A sex toy.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 06/17/2004 11:15 PM EST

Oh wait a minute. It's not a sex toy. That's actually what the container is for. The toy inside this arousing container is probably Spider-Man

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 06/17/2004 11:18 PM EST

Y'know, it did look like Jason was going to say "Ch Ch Chia!" Thanks a lot for the disappointment, Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 06/17/2004 11:20 PM EST

I'm hoping that it is the rotten tooth of Corey Haim.

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 06/17/2004 11:42 PM EST

I just realized that the Jason doll must be huge. It's head is bigger than the container.

Chestnuts roasted by Bright Noah @ 06/17/2004 11:52 PM EST

I would guess it's a gak/slime type of substance.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles came from slime, and their shells are "alive".

Am I right?

Chestnuts roasted by Chris @ 06/18/2004 12:21 AM EST

If there's any justice in the world it's Swampthing. But it could also technically be Superman. I think Clark Kent's suit came alive once.

Chestnuts roasted by Lodin @ 06/18/2004 12:27 AM EST

I was SO SO SO hyped for a Chia article and now my hopes are dashed. I hate you. sad

Chestnuts roasted by mindsuckr @ 06/18/2004 12:34 AM EST

Gotta be some kinda spider

Chestnuts roasted by KMC @ 06/18/2004 12:35 AM EST

Toilet Paper.
Bolt from a 76 Nova.
Bread Pudding.

Chestnuts roasted by Fawsher @ 06/18/2004 12:44 AM EST

it's a surprise...no, really...look at the picture....it's printed right there

okay, i guess plastic crap

Chestnuts roasted by new @ 06/18/2004 01:05 AM EST

HYPERCOLOR CLOTHING - back when we were youths, that shit was cool, er tha bomb, err, the shizznitt!

. .walk into the jaws of hell. . .
. . we can wipe you out, anytime. .

Chestnuts roasted by Mugzy. . . @ 06/18/2004 02:05 AM EST

Origin of one whose coolest clothes were alive.

If it's the ORIGIN, it's gotta be some sort of evil alien goo, right?

Chestnuts roasted by Evil Brian @ 06/18/2004 06:24 AM EST

Is it Nathan Bitner?

Chestnuts roasted by Cobra Soldier #18 @ 06/18/2004 09:25 AM EST

Oh, and happy birthday to me!
My second guess is the moon

Chestnuts roasted by Cobra Soldier #18 @ 06/18/2004 09:26 AM EST

Yup its a spider

Chestnuts roasted by Silent Rob @ 06/18/2004 09:28 AM EST

What's German for spider...die Spinne. Its a German Plastikspinne. Was ich, gewinnen Sie?

Chestnuts roasted by Blah...blah @ 06/18/2004 09:37 AM EST

Super Spider

Chestnuts roasted by Jonas @ 06/18/2004 10:50 AM EST

Very obviously, it's MC Hammer's talking cartoon shoes

Chestnuts roasted by KJB @ 06/18/2004 11:21 AM EST

I think it's Corey Haim...or Krang the brain.

Chestnuts roasted by toytoons @ 06/18/2004 11:41 AM EST

We like the moon.
Todays guess: David Lee Roth.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/18/2004 11:51 AM EST

The wait is killing me.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 06/18/2004 11:55 AM EST

I hate to be a follower, but it's a plastic spider. Gotta be.

Chestnuts roasted by Kodo @ 06/18/2004 12:11 PM EST

Cross Colors?

Chestnuts roasted by Masta Shake @ 06/18/2004 12:17 PM EST

a sheep..yeah

Chestnuts roasted by zombone @ 06/18/2004 12:38 PM EST

hungry man "breakfast from hell"

Chestnuts roasted by Gnarkill @ 06/18/2004 01:33 PM EST

Is somebody from "Silence of the Lambs" in there?

Chestnuts roasted by Kennef @ 06/18/2004 01:39 PM EST

One of those spider rings.

Chestnuts roasted by VK @ 06/18/2004 02:04 PM EST

"Very obviously, it's MC Hammer's talking cartoon shoes "

Please....never mention those damn shoes again, this is the second time this year somebodies mentioned those damn shoes, and twice is far too many if you ask me.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. S @ 06/18/2004 02:43 PM EST

Either one of SCTV's "Hungry Dude" dinners or one of the Olsen Twins.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/18/2004 03:01 PM EST

I guess, theorhetically, the Chia could be inside the egg. His clothes... er, fur... I mean, spouts? used to be alive, but by now are probably crispy char-flakes. How the chia got inside the egg - I don't know. The power of the Chia knows no bounds.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 06/18/2004 04:48 PM EST

I love Gnar Kill. My favorite song of theirs is "Handicap Handjob"

Chestnuts roasted by IncogNegro @ 06/18/2004 05:19 PM EST

Look, its clearly Cory Haim... honestly any other answer is just plain silly. I like silly

Chestnuts roasted by Mengelarxs @ 06/18/2004 06:54 PM EST

One of those dinosaurs that get big when you add water!

Chestnuts roasted by Bri @ 06/19/2004 04:23 PM EST

It's a newt!

Chestnuts roasted by Ryan @ 06/21/2004 05:40 AM EST

It's Eugene Dinsmore's house keys. Y'know how tards...er, I mean the mentally handicapped...always wear their house keys on a string around their neck? Well, Eugene must've dropped his and somehow they ended up in that egg.

Chestnuts roasted by Vanilla Gorilla @ 06/21/2004 12:18 PM EST

I'm guessing M.C. Hammer's talking shoes.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeremiah @ 06/21/2004 01:42 PM EST

I hope it's a box of Pudding Pops, and that he's in a sharing mood!

Yeah I don't know.

Chestnuts roasted by jjgoreha @ 06/22/2004 01:24 PM EST

Inspector Gadget. Believe me on this one. His clothes were sort of 'alive'.

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 06/22/2004 04:02 PM EST

ABC Gum. It's Already Been Chewed!

Chestnuts roasted by Beachball @ 06/22/2004 09:54 PM EST

No, wait. Maybe it's salt for his wounds! Mhahahahahahaha!

Chestnuts roasted by Beachball @ 06/22/2004 09:56 PM EST

Ch ch ch ch ch ...Matt, I so thought this was another of your awesome Transformers blog entries...

Jason can't transform he shouldn't make the transforming noice...is all I'm saying... as for a guess...

Is it a goaly's mask?

Chestnuts roasted by Destron @ 06/23/2004 11:49 AM EST

Monkeys.

Chestnuts roasted by Gryden @ 06/23/2004 05:58 PM EST

i got a scrooge mcduck once, so ill say a scrooge mcduck, duck tales ruled another time i got a pink panther, now all they got in them are cars or a train.

Chestnuts roasted by danny j @ 06/24/2004 03:28 PM EST

"Ch ch ch" sounds just like the first half of Jason's "theme"...you know, those breathy sounds that appear whenver a bush moves in the films:
'Ch ch ch, ahh ahh ahh'
"Jason XI - The Obscene Phone Calls" doesn't sound like a box office hit, though.

Oh all right - I'll make a guess while I'm at it. Stan Lee's shrunken head. Why not?

Chestnuts roasted by Northerner @ 06/28/2004 08:34 AM EST

umm do all of you realize that Matt answered what was in Jason's Kinder Egg on the 18th blog post??

Chestnuts roasted by Corey @ 06/29/2004 12:31 AM EST

Did I miss the post? Because what's in there is EVIL, PURE EVIL, I tells ya

Chestnuts roasted by Saphellus Gephallus @ 06/29/2004 01:17 PM EST

The chocolate on Kinder eggs makes your fingers greasy so you cant put the lil stickers on the toys rite.

Most of my Duck tales ones were eyeless cos o that too... shame.

Chestnuts roasted by Gerardo Atomico @ 06/30/2004 05:46 AM EST

the casette player making the ''ch ch ch'' noise :B

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