Shown above is Burger King's contribution to the Shrek 2 hooplahrgh, a Kid's Meal with one of eight different free Shrek toys (I got a watch, shaped like Donkey's head), your choice of the usual crap food, and if so desired, a green-dyed cherry limeade Shrekky Icee monstrosity. Unbelievably enough, this is only the second official Shrek 2 slushie seen thus far -- 7-11 had theirs first. Burger King was never known for setting the trends, but that might just be the pissyface inside me talking. I still haven't forgiven them for discontinuing production on those neat paper crowns.
Next up, Dunkaroos: Shrek Edition. You know the Dunkadrill. You've probably seen some of the older commercials with an Aussie roo dunking and rooing. Chances are, you've eaten some Dunkaroos. Small crackery cookies arrive alongside a just-generous-enough helping of Don't You Dare Call It Cake Icing, and now it's Shrek's turn to feel the glories.
The cinnamon graham cookies come in assorted Shrek shapes -- his head, his initial, his girlfriend, DONKEY, and something that looks like a dragon but I can't say for sure because I still haven't seen either of his movies. The frosting is vanilla, with rainbow sprinkles. The sprinkles explain Shrek's giant smile. Shrek does love his sprinklinies.
Finally, here's something a little stranger than Shrekaroos and slushies. HAIR.
"Crazy Hair" is a new kind of candy from the Lucas Company, and though Shrek seems to be the biggest part of their global takeover, he's by no means the only recognizable character gracing the bottle tops. Basically, you pull off Shrek's torso, turn the makeshift dial on the bottom, and slowly, candy strands ooze out of several holes on top -- just like hair! It's vile tasting stuff ("Swampy Sour Green" is the flavor), but I guess I can see the attraction. Just to drive the point home that Crazy Hair is crazy, there's a big picture of an irrelevant cartoon duck plastered on the tube. Not much more to be said. It's disgusting, and it's candy.
I passed up on a can of official Shrek 2 Silly String. In retrospect, I should've bought it. Just so I could say I did. Maybe I could just lie about it.
REPLIES: 81 comments
can I be first? no, ok then
Chestnuts roasted by brandon @ 06/10/2004 09:25 AM EST
See, that candy is a rip off. Wouldn't it be more fun to have the candy grow out of Shrek's head?? It's not really "hair" if it's just growing out of a random yellow tube...stupid candy designers.
Chestnuts roasted by B-Dawg @ 06/10/2004 09:41 AM EST
Crash Dummies are coming back to tv!
http://www.toymania.com/news/messages/5154.shtml
Chestnuts roasted by Kennef @ 06/10/2004 09:56 AM EST
Man, isnt lucas that weird mexican company that makes that weird tasting salt that you chase with weird tequila? I think is called "pica" or somthing. oh well.
Chestnuts roasted by zombone @ 06/10/2004 09:59 AM EST
Will it ever end?!?! Any day now, the special edition Shrek emblazoned PT Cruisers will be released... I just know it. Of course, the only thing to differentiate them will be a sticker on the side. Ooh, "Special Edition". Ok, maybe the "S" will have the ear things too.
Chestnuts roasted by Gretchen @ 06/10/2004 10:00 AM EST
that hair candy reminds me of the old ghostbusters slimer gum that came in a tube. that stuff was terrible, too.
i haven't seen the movie because i'm already so sick of seeing all this shrek crap. at least when it's on x-e it's clear how much lunacy has gone into this marketing campaign.
Chestnuts roasted by jumbogumboman @ 06/10/2004 10:02 AM EST
That Puss bobblehead is cool, it's got glow-in-the-dark eyes! My kid loves to pull the head off it and stretch the spring, go figure...
The BK in my town has the Shrek inflatable head and hands strapped to the roof, if you want a photo I can get one this weekend... Wonder what they'll do with them once the promotion is over. That'd make one kick-ass decoration at Halloween, a huge Shrek strapped to the roof of your house!
Chestnuts roasted by Javansdaddy @ 06/10/2004 10:32 AM EST
Here in Canada were I'm at,they have turned 7up green in color for shrek slurpies at the 7-11, still tastes craptastic.
Chestnuts roasted by JoeCanuk @ 06/10/2004 10:59 AM EST
That Crazy Hair candy has been around for a long time. Lucas used to make pretty much only Mexican candies, but recently they've started Americanizing with flavors that don't include tamarind. And I don't think it's a duck--it's got a hooked beak, instead of a bill. I'd think someone with your love of animals would know that, Matt...
Chestnuts roasted by Freezair @ 06/10/2004 11:15 AM EST
I guess I just adhered to the unspoken rule: if the fowl wears sunglasses, it must be a duck.
The label mentions tamarind, btw.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 06/10/2004 11:21 AM EST
Tamarind, hee! Mr. Trajeal bought some Spanish Koolaid, tamarind flavor. I looked it up online, and apparently, tamarinds are used in Mexico for constipation. FYI, and all that. You never know when you might be in need of some cleaning out.
I think that's a road runner on the Hair Candy. He's albino and that's why he needs sunglasses, to protect his pink irises.
Speaking of albinos, has anyone else here ever read "Geek Love"? I just finished it - highly recomended. It's about a carnival family who breeds their own human freaks for their sideshow acts. They've got an albino hunchback dwarf, a seal/aqua boy, siamese twin girls and one "norm" boy. Well, he looks normal, anyway. I bet you'd like it, kingklash.
Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 06/10/2004 11:27 AM EST
It's an albino roadrunner, I'm telling you.
http://www.dragg.net/users/pennywitt/wile/Wile1.htm
Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 06/10/2004 11:35 AM EST
NO MORE SHREK! Spidey sense tingling. I have seen the future and its red and blue and spidery. Out with the crappy movie crap in green and in with the crappy movie crap in spider-poo red. It has begun!
Chestnuts roasted by Blah...blah @ 06/10/2004 11:42 AM EST
Masters of the Universe: Mutant Slime Pit, on sale now for 9.99!!
I love KB toys' clearance section.
http://www.kbtoys.com/mp/surprise.html?ls=default&place=agta&_e=40c88&_v=40C8845DhwwSaABC3DBB7BDA
Chestnuts roasted by FuzzyHulk @ 06/10/2004 11:57 AM EST
Is it just me, or does that Crazy Hair look like a stylized dog log? Seriously.
Chestnuts roasted by God Animagnus @ 06/10/2004 12:05 PM EST
Its has begun over here in England. There is now a promotion on Ribena ,not sure if you get that in America its just a juice drink, anyway you can win a Donkey i dont know if its a real donkey, a blow up donkey, a toy of donkey from the movie but not matter what it is its a pretty wierd prize to win.
Chestnuts roasted by Gorm @ 06/10/2004 12:16 PM EST
Matt, all the BKs around me still have the paper crowns. It was probably just the BK you went to didn't have any.
Chestnuts roasted by Bright Noah @ 06/10/2004 12:21 PM EST
BKs discontinuing the crown?! WTF?! That to me is their staple product, not this Shrek crap! Anyway, haven't seen the movie, don't care to see the movie, but whoever is making money off this marketing thing has to be sitting pretty on some island right about now!
Thos who fear me, follow me. Those who oppose me shall die! For I am Serpentor and THIS I COMMAND!
Chestnuts roasted by Mugzy. . . @ 06/10/2004 12:34 PM EST
Well, we don't get the crowns here no more. 
I think it's part of a mass overhaul on the general way all the BKs look in this area. The crowns were just one of many changes that took the King out of Burger KING.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 06/10/2004 12:37 PM EST
I haven't seen the paper crowns myself in about 10 years. I live in Michigan, and they have been missing state wide for about a decade.
On a side note, anybody remember the "Table Service" BK was offering for while about 10 years ago? You would order nasty food, be given a number, and would go sit. Then they would bring the food to your table. You could eat Popcorn while you waited. I remember Dan Cortez pimping the service on his BK spots back in 93.
Chestnuts roasted by Rayzak (My site has Hotess Sushi!) @ 06/10/2004 12:39 PM EST
No, I still don't see nearly as much trash for Spider-Man 2. Shrek's got a record going. Sadly, I bet a future movie will break that record by having even MORE products. I don't know how, but they'll find a way.
Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 06/10/2004 12:56 PM EST
I haven't seen the BK paper crowns in a while. That tamarind/tamarindo ingredent is a root? that is used in Mexican candy and drinks.
Chestnuts roasted by pikachulover @ 06/10/2004 12:58 PM EST
I dont have the BK crowns in my area either. I miss them very much because I now longer feel like I rule over my meal. Sure, my court consisted of a whopper and some artery-clogging fries, but I was KING.
Chestnuts roasted by pulseczar @ 06/10/2004 01:02 PM EST
Last time I was in a BK, we had the crowns (and I'm in Michigan). Sure, things could have changed in that year, but they had them relatively recently. I've got one on top of my shelves. I love the crowns...
I really should check to see if we still have them.
Chestnuts roasted by Rainbowfeet @ 06/10/2004 01:50 PM EST
Think I might just find and read "Geek Love" if only just for the name. The Lucas bird might be a loon or a parrot, but most importantly, in the TV ads, he raps with a Latino accent! But he does look like a "Duck Tales" villain.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/10/2004 02:33 PM EST
We have crowns here in Nova Scotia
Chestnuts roasted by Isca @ 06/10/2004 03:42 PM EST
My vote for the Lucas bird goes to the seagull... White plumage, sunglasses, candy hair, Members Only jacket... c'mon, it can only point to a seagull.
Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 06/10/2004 03:48 PM EST
And Matt, what's the expiration date on that Crazy Hair stuff? I think you should pull it back out then (or ten years from now, as is your tendency) to see how well it fares over the years... oh, and leave it in your car during the waiting period... that should make things interesting.
Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 06/10/2004 03:52 PM EST
Tamarind, to my horror, is used in almost everything. Well, tamarind extract anyway.
The grocery store I go to every so often had resorted to making all of their employees wear Shrek ears (or whatever they are) for the sake of a dollar. Thankfully it's over now, but it's still sad to see so many people forced to sell their souls to an animated green ogre just to keep their jobs.
Chestnuts roasted by Gorex @ 06/10/2004 04:02 PM EST
Interestingly enough, the tube claims that the candy's good till 2007.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 06/10/2004 04:03 PM EST
I have an anecdote regarding those Burger King crowns they used to distribute. I was four years old and I was a lamb in the manger's scene at the town church (where my father had been pastoring at the time). One day, my family went to Burger King and my dad snagged a buncha those crowns, which really sparked my curiosity. What could he be using those crowns for? Anyway, the dress reheasal came around, and I noticed something about the crowns for the wisemen. They were nothing but Burger King crowns decorated with glitter and crap. Talk about a cheap church. Another funny thing was that when the curtain went down, I continued to try and look under it at the audience. As for me, I was mostly running around on the stage and out to my mother in the audience and crap, and no one seemed to even care. Hell, as the curtain was going down, I continued to try and look underneath it at the audience until I was lying on the floor of the stage. And I know what you're thinking. Typical four-year-old, right? Wrong. I can honestly say that all the other four-year-old lambs on that stage were standing there nicely, not doing a damn thing.
The enxt time I played a lamb was when I was six at a different church. I distinctly recall getting really annoyed with this one girl who couldn't have been more than three or four years old. All the other kids were trying to shut her up, but she kept wanting to know who was playing baby Jesus. Jesus was being played by a fucking doll. Stupid kid.
Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 06/10/2004 04:11 PM EST
Okay, so maybe I rambled on and on a bit there, but it's true. I remember most of it, and my parents confirmed it and even told me about the whole cutain thing, which I did not remember.
Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 06/10/2004 04:13 PM EST
we still have the BK crowns here on Long Island, poor you!
Chestnuts roasted by Emily @ 06/10/2004 04:17 PM EST
hrm, last year when I took my date to burger king before prom, they had crowns. I'll have to go check and see, but I would think they're still there.
and then she wouldn't wear one with me into prom. I was sad.
Chestnuts roasted by quentin mcalmott @ 06/10/2004 04:19 PM EST
Dear sweet lord when will it all end. Matt I seriously advise you to never talk about Shrek again. Its straining my relationship with your site, which I love so much. =(
Chestnuts roasted by Don't Touch, Willy. @ 06/10/2004 04:24 PM EST
There are still crowns at the burger king in my city. They've always had them. But the bad part is that we only have one burger king in the entire city. We used to have like 3 or 4 but they all went out of business.
Chestnuts roasted by redslurpee @ 06/10/2004 04:28 PM EST
I saw a dude wearing a paper crown just last week. They're for adults too.
Chestnuts roasted by jkhfkjf @ 06/10/2004 04:30 PM EST
Quentin-Dude. You went to Burger King for your prom? Lemme guess. Your parents were too cheap to send you somewhere decent. But anyway, shame on her for not wearing a BK crown. Girls like that suck.
Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 06/10/2004 04:33 PM EST
Well, i tried mailing it to you, Matt, but it bounced TWICE. prolly you have a 'shrek-related' filter set up on your inbox. that or a latino filter. the thing is, i'm in mexico, and here the shrek crazee hasn't hit so bad. 'cept for movie tickets.
http://img66.photobucket.com/albums/v200/Zefiel/Photos/shrek2.jpg
Lucas's a duck. we've always seem him as a duck, starting from his humble origins here, selling dusted chili as a seasoning. now he 's a SELLOUT. meh. even the candy hair idea he stole from another product here. back in the old time, the old product, non made by lucas, would have different characters for you to grow tamarind hair.
And tamarind grows in trees as a pod, and does help lots with constipation.
Chestnuts roasted by Zefiel @ 06/10/2004 04:41 PM EST
Is tamarind subjectively or objectively disgusting?
Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 06/10/2004 05:02 PM EST
Hey Matt, whilst I was browsing the local KB Toys store I noticed something. It was a Hostess Treats Baking oven, so you could make like..twinkies and shit, but not real ones just those "There as close to twinkies as well let you get" kinda. Anyway Shreck shit is still going strong here, also at the KB was one of those large dancing talking figures, theyc ome in various celebs like Rocky and so on. Only it was Shrek. Blahr.
Chestnuts roasted by Mr. S @ 06/10/2004 05:02 PM EST
Mr. S -- I actually have it, still sealed up in the box. It's on deck for sure....you'll see an article on it soon.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 06/10/2004 05:06 PM EST
Well, Nacho, it depends on whether "helps" means it relieves or causes constipation.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/10/2004 06:06 PM EST
Sally Struthers: "Do you like colon blockage? Sure, we all do! That's why I endorse tamarind."
Challenge: Next person you see, just say "Fart." Guaranteed it will make you smile.
Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 06/10/2004 06:15 PM EST
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!! MATT!!! READ THIS!!!!!
Strange but true: TV Guide is COMPLAINING about the Shrek Crap! Taken from the weekly "Cheers & Jeers" in the June 13-19 edition of TV Guide:
"JEERS to DreamWorks for trying to sqeeze too much green out of "Shrek 2." Don't get us wrong, we liked the movie, but we could have done without the promotional tie-ins with Burger King, Pepsi, General Mills, Baskin-Robbins, Dial, M&Ms, Hewlett-Packard, Hasbro, Activision and the U.S. Postal Service. This seems like an egregious case of ogre-exposure."
Yep, you're heard it. There is TV Guide, kicking and screaming amongst the ever growing pile of Shrek Crap. Hope you're happy to read this turn of events, Matt.
Chestnuts roasted by NES Boy @ 06/10/2004 08:11 PM EST
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Chestnuts roasted by Graves @ 06/10/2004 08:13 PM EST
For god damned shuks shrek sake, matt, go see the movie.
You know you waaaannnaaaaaaaa
Chestnuts roasted by Max @ 06/10/2004 08:36 PM EST
nate:
actually, neither of us were really into going all that much; I was just bringing her because she was a sophomore and wanted to go to senior prom, so we decided that we didn't need to spend 80 bucks on food.
I was surprised she didn't wear it; she's the type of girl who you would think would. feh. anyway, yes, that did suck. and not in the good way.
Chestnuts roasted by quentin mcalmott @ 06/10/2004 08:56 PM EST
Hey Matt, I was walking down the chip aisle safeway and saw these chips called pep'eronis, they claim to be made with real peperoni. I'm too scared to try them but they could make for a funny review.
Chestnuts roasted by Gnarkill @ 06/10/2004 10:02 PM EST
If they bring out a Shrek bottle of Pepsi that tastes like Pepsi Blue I am so there.
Here in Australia the Shrek crap is just starting its invasion. PREPARE THE DEFENCES!
*Goes back to quest for Pepsi Blue now*
Chestnuts roasted by Troy @ 06/10/2004 10:06 PM EST
Ew!! Troy, no! Pepsi Blue is POISON!!!!! Didn't you see what happened when Skeletor won the battle for Pepsi Blue against Ash? POISON!!!!!
Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 06/10/2004 10:34 PM EST
Troy, go here, it is proof that Pepsi Blue is POISON!!!
http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/649.html
Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 06/10/2004 10:35 PM EST
I finally found a product that doesn't have Shrek on it. Yes, it actually exists! It's called....
....beer.
Chestnuts roasted by XTacy @ 06/11/2004 12:26 AM EST
I've got Shrek beer.
Chestnuts roasted by Lincoln @ 06/11/2004 01:27 AM EST
I tried those peperonis chips once, they were odd at first but after a few you cant stop! Cant have them anymore though. Too many carbs!
I stick with the pork rinds now 
Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 06/11/2004 03:11 AM EST
if anyone is interested in how much shrek is taking over australia, i can scan our department store (as you yanks say :o) ) catalogues full of shrek stuff... just tell me and it will be done.
Chestnuts roasted by Rachel Cakes @ 06/11/2004 03:58 AM EST
When I saw that the Shrek hair candy was made by Lucas, I immediately thought George Lucas. I was kind of hoping that the duck on the side of the toy was Howard the Duck!
Chestnuts roasted by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens @ 06/11/2004 08:45 AM EST
So, I got the Reagan funeral on my old Emerson TV/radio and the choir starts to sing "Jerusalem" and I start looking to see who had a bucket on their head. If there is anything that can ruin solemn moments, it is Monty Python.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/11/2004 12:11 PM EST
look at this....
http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2687079/ctid/17/INstock/Y/D/605/ls/default
POKEMON mighty beans at KB toys. Pokemon is mispelled in the description.
Chestnuts roasted by Ramus @ 06/11/2004 12:18 PM EST
The Pokemon MBs are a great idea. I was happy to see TMNT get the treatment, but in looking over the checklist...it couldn't have been much fun for kids (or us, the eternal losers) to collect. Too many variations on the four heroes in different outfits. I'm glad they made 'em, but yeah.
Pokemon, though -- that's perfectly suited for MB. As is Simpsons, which are coming out shortly if they haven't already. I suspect the Simpsons beans to be huge sellers only based on the amount of adult nuts who'd go for 'em . Pokemon's merchandising strength has inarguably dwindled since the days where I could head to a toy store and pick one of any number of Bulbasaur toys, but hopefully the MB connection will keep 'em strong.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 06/11/2004 12:26 PM EST
'Atari releases the video clip from Regurgitator for Transformers'
http://www.atari.com.au/news/?action=view&id=652
Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 06/11/2004 02:07 PM EST
speaking of the BK crowns.. Im not sure if we still have them around here or not because our Burger King has the reputation of being horrible, but I remember a couple of years back two of my friends got some of those crowns and went as "Burger Kings" for halloween
Chestnuts roasted by Toxicity- @ 06/11/2004 03:19 PM EST
And here I am, with a one liter bottle of Pepsi Blue.
Not that I plan to drink it or anything. Ick. But it is a pretty blue...
Chestnuts roasted by Susan @ 06/11/2004 04:29 PM EST
I'm kinda surprised by the lack of crowns. I went to BK just a few days ago, and on the tray liner, they had a bucnh of crap, calling it the BK Bill of Rights. It had shit like "You have the right to eat fries witrh mayo, mustard, ketchup, or BBQ...or all of them."
The one that makes me surprised by the lack of them was "You have the right to wear a paper crown and be ruler of (insert make-believe kingdom here)". If they are still printing that, they should still make the crowns. Maybe the adults seeing that gave them a renewed sense of nostalgia and they took all of the crowns...
And Susan...what is it going to cost me to get that bottle of Pepsi Blue? I am so desperate to get some...I asked the guy that takes our Pepsi order at work to hunt some down for me...he has had no luck thus far...
Chestnuts roasted by OmegaZEROCustom @ 06/11/2004 05:46 PM EST
I'm relatively certain that I can still find Pepsi Blue here if you're that desperate. Have you tasted the stuff, though?
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 06/11/2004 05:52 PM EST
Yeah, I've tasted it...And I am that desperate to get some...actually, a few of my firends are as desperate as I am.
I tried to order a flat of 20-oz bottles directly from Pepsi, but our local distribution center was all out when I tried.
If you can get some, let me know what it'll cost me and I'll have the money on it's way to you.
Chestnuts roasted by OmegaZEROCustom @ 06/11/2004 06:00 PM EST
If you can't find a crown at BK, as long as you know some basic origami, you can alwys have the correct headgear. I know not only the Samurai helmet, but a Egyptian-style crown, a beanie-type, and a multi-type that can be made from newspaper that can become a Bishop's hat. Last time we were at the King, I would have made one for Little Brother, but he would have just gotten mad with power and most likely try to bless the food as it hit the counter. he's gooy like that. But, he did find somebody to marry him, so it must count for something.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/11/2004 06:00 PM EST
In Australia, Burger King is called "Hungry Jack's." (Or at least it was when I was there - presumably because of copywrite infringement or something). Anyway, you could still get a BK Crown - labelled as a Hungry Jack's crown - which made no sense. It has nothing to do with Jack, or Hungry, and "Hungry Jack's" has no monarchistic associations for Australians (who've never heard of it as BK), and I think Australia renounced the monarchy or something too... so it was very strange. We kicked around the bars of Surfer's Paradise, wearing our Hungry Jack's crowns with pride.
Chestnuts roasted by Rod @ 06/11/2004 07:53 PM EST
Can't you guys just get Blueberry Crush? That's all Pepsi Blue was, except maybe caffeinated; unlike Wild Cherry Pepsi (woo-hoo!) or Pepsi Twist, where they just have a twist of fruit-flavour, Pepsi Blue didn't even taste like Pepsi at all, so I didn't see the point of it at all, and I'm glad it's gone.
I wish they'd come out with the limited-edition Orange and Raspberry 7-Up flavours (no, not together) again; that stuff was the best 7-Up I've ever tasted.
Chestnuts roasted by Steve Brandon @ 06/12/2004 02:59 AM EST
I saw a table of Shrek crap in one of the local department stores today. It's only the usual plushies and cheapass watches and it pales compares to what you get.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt (NZ) @ 06/12/2004 04:13 AM EST
Well, the crowds have left and the dust has settled (I live in Simi Valley, where President Reagan is resting, and it's been CHAOS around here) and life can go back to normal. Last night was my 21st birthday and I went to a bar to celebrate. I came home with many quarters worth of stupid Shrek toys from the vending machine. I didn't even want the stupid things, and even as I was pumping quarters into the damn machine I was cursing your name for implanting the "Collect all the Shrek promotional crap" bug into my brain. Still haven't seen Shrek 2, though I do have a talking Puss In Boots plushie on it's way from Amazon (thanks to Gabby for mentioning it here on the blog!). I liked Shrek okay when I finally saw it, (I think you'd like it too Matt, just not love) but not enough to go see Shrek 2 until I've seen Harry Potter about 6 more times.
Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 06/12/2004 05:35 AM EST
I think the most ridiculous Shrek Crap is the cross promotion with the vans...I think its Chevrolet, I cant be sure. If it's not in the states, it's up here in canada. Long Live Shrek *thumbs down*
Chestnuts roasted by Cameron @ 06/13/2004 06:42 PM EST
I work at a Burger King here in Indiana and we have LOADS of the crowns. We get in a shipment about once a month or so. If anyone would like some, just email me at dynamitekidswheelchair@hotmail.com and I'll steal the shit out of those and mail them out. Get at me. Also, I could probably gaffle out a few of the Shrek 2 toys for one MR.X-ENTERTAINMENT, if he would so desire. I love thieving. Later, kids.
Chestnuts roasted by rex @ 06/13/2004 07:33 PM EST
I just saw the Shrek 2 movie yesterday, and at least it lives up to the hype, unlike so many movies, usually promoted by of all things the US Postal Service. I enjoyed it. Next up "Around the World in 80 Days", and of course "Spider-Man 2"!
I want to see the giant-sized Ninja Turtles using the Hostess Snack Maker. Or the Transformers. There aren't enough Transformers articles on the site!
I tried downloading the Atarti clip above, but after 5 minutes of not even getting started, I didn't bother.
Chestnuts roasted by ShadowWing the Technorganic Autobot @ 06/13/2004 07:42 PM EST
I work at a grocery store, I see the shrek crap every day. The first movie is OK (haven't seen the second one) but enough is enough. I'm sick of it, oh well, at least we didn't have to wear shrek ears ^_^
Chestnuts roasted by perpetually stoned @ 06/13/2004 11:10 PM EST
Matt, you know that they're just pushing Shrek 2 ridiculously hard because they KNOW that you didn't see the first one right? For god's sake man, go see Shrek 2 so we don't have to deal with oribital billboards for Shrek 3 in 5 years!
Chestnuts roasted by Black Zarak @ 06/14/2004 01:52 PM EST
I actually went and saw Shrek 2 the other night with a group of friends. I actually wanted to see something else, but since they had already seen everything else I would have wanted to see we went to Shrek.
It was actually pretty good. There is definitely a lot of adult humor mixed in with the silliness for the kids. I think I liked it better than the first, but I also had about a dozen beers in me before I saw this one, so I'm probably not the greatest judge.
Hell, give me a case of Coors and sit me down in front of Freddy Got Fingered and I'll laugh my ass off.
Chestnuts roasted by Beerstalker @ 06/14/2004 05:02 PM EST
We still have BK Crowns here in Kansas. I had no idea they were taking them away.
I have a question. Where did you get those Dunk-a-roos? My friend and I searched 5 grocery stores and found none. I was wondering if you could shed some light on this subject.
Chestnuts roasted by Iceman @ 06/16/2004 11:34 AM EST
I don't know if our BK has them anymore or not -- I've all-but-boycotted them since they discontinued the 2/99¢ tacos. Those things were da bomb.
Now the only time I go there is if that's where someone else wants to go, which is next to never.
Chestnuts roasted by red_beard_neo @ 06/16/2004 08:24 PM EST
Cereal, fine. Color-changing popcorn, ok. Slurpee flavours, still tolerable.
I have seen the face of death, and it resides on I-95 about an hour outside of Naperville.
A billboard. For Mancow. With Shrek's face in place of Mancow's, and a goatee and hair drawn on.
I pray for the apocalypse.
Chestnuts roasted by EludedSunshine @ 06/22/2004 07:19 PM EST
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