03/08/2004 Entry: "scrjs"

Chestnuts roasted by Orin @ 03/08/2004 04:27 PM EST

I see the despair of all of humanity.. and 2 fluffy bunny rabbits fighting over the last bowl of ice cream.. okay I see nuttin.. but at least I tried to think of something creative..

Chestnuts roasted by hugsnstuff @ 03/08/2004 04:39 PM EST

I see a man collapsed on a street corner, arm hanging over the edge. His mouth is slightly open, and his eyes are closed. What happens next?!?

Chestnuts roasted by Steve @ 03/08/2004 04:39 PM EST

Looks like somebody doesn't know how to use an Etch-a-Sketch...

Chestnuts roasted by Starscream @ 03/08/2004 04:40 PM EST

A duck doing the backstroke.

The left side in the center is the small head, with an eye and the beak pointed upwards. Near the bottom left corner is the rounded triangular wing. The rest is just water.

Someone want to interpret that?

Chestnuts roasted by Danny @ 03/08/2004 04:49 PM EST

Bizzaro Lite-Brite?

Chestnuts roasted by Justin @ 03/08/2004 04:49 PM EST

I see Elvis' hair on the right there....well...it's either Elvis' hair or a really stubby penis. Either way...

Chestnuts roasted by B-Dawg @ 03/08/2004 04:52 PM EST

I see...one of those Family Circus maze comics where they follow the little kid around everywhere. Y'know?

Actually, I don't get it. Oh well. Sleep and Pizza...sleep and pizza...

Chestnuts roasted by G.I. He-Man @ 03/08/2004 04:52 PM EST

I see a penguin covered with a messed - up blanket... Yup. That's it.

Chestnuts roasted by Papa_Taz @ 03/08/2004 05:02 PM EST

What do I see? I see a man that has fallen onto some spikes, and despite the fact his blood is spurting everywhere, he wails and cries like a howler monkey. The rest of the picture is...I dunno, clouds?

Chestnuts roasted by Armagideon Time @ 03/08/2004 05:05 PM EST

I see myself, standing naked, while all the girls from high school I had a crush on laugh at me and my mother calls me a faggot.

Oh wait, that's the dream I had last night. And every night before that for the last ten years. Think it means anything?

Chestnuts roasted by Hellpop! @ 03/08/2004 05:06 PM EST

It's a dead guy covered up or he could be sleeping I guess.

Chestnuts roasted by Meatwad @ 03/08/2004 05:06 PM EST

I see the Millenium Falcon escaping an exploding docking bay on the Death Star.

Chestnuts roasted by PhotoBoy @ 03/08/2004 05:08 PM EST

It looks like Homer Simpson's blueprints to that green car he created. What was the name of the car?

Chestnuts roasted by J-Dog @ 03/08/2004 05:24 PM EST

looks like the trail my cat made to the litter box after I spun him around in a pillow case.

Chestnuts roasted by VJ @ 03/08/2004 05:33 PM EST

I see the image of my new god. I must now boy down to pray towards it.

Chestnuts roasted by Spiffy McKracken @ 03/08/2004 05:48 PM EST

I see... Madness, utter and complete madness, reaching out to consume those who feel around and grab spare change out of strangers pockets. Spaghetti jazz horn solos arcing through the ether and changing the channels when I watch "Shaman King." Flapjack cacausoid atari whiplash in a red miniskirt. The twin angels Serendipity and Synchronicity, watching the ritual dance in the courtyard of the Palace of VaVoom to call back the Great Gorilla to the fields of velour. Who needs drugs when you have the Imagination From Another Planet.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/08/2004 05:56 PM EST

It's obviously a grossly disfigured man with a disapproving look on his face.

I want to tell him that I'm sorry, but I don't know which thing he knows about. Does he know about the office supplies? The prank phone calls? The 'secret' folder full of porn?

Whatever it is, I'm sorry!!!!

So, so sorry...

Chestnuts roasted by Big Ed @ 03/08/2004 06:26 PM EST

Ok so what do I win?

Chestnuts roasted by Meatwad @ 03/08/2004 06:33 PM EST

RCRJS = "silly crackhead 'roids are Jock stuff"

Chestnuts roasted by Spiffy McKracken @ 03/08/2004 06:46 PM EST

I see a penguin being subjected to the tying sequence from gullivers travels.

Chestnuts roasted by vyle @ 03/08/2004 06:55 PM EST

I see Matt being quite frustrated and banging on the keyboard to produce "scjrs" and then scribbling in paint in anger.

But then again, that's just me.

Chestnuts roasted by mindsuckr @ 03/08/2004 06:57 PM EST

I can't believe 24 people have commented on this. Well, now 25, I guess.

Chestnuts roasted by Talk About The Future @ 03/08/2004 07:05 PM EST

I know exactly what this is!

Obviously it's a plot direction map to a sitcom. Maybe Full House?

Hey, considering the map of the internet this seems perfectly sensible. Hehe, look at all of the little detatched bits. Those are obviously post-sweeps dregs, the poor writers were burnt out.

Chestnuts roasted by Tonnica @ 03/08/2004 07:33 PM EST

J-dog: it was called the "Homer."

Anyways, I see an evil monster ready to eat some of those old Ninja Turtle cookies and wash them down with really old Hi-C.

Chestnuts roasted by JG! @ 03/08/2004 07:51 PM EST

I see wasted bandwidth

Chestnuts roasted by Randy @ 03/08/2004 08:27 PM EST

I see someone's little nieces and/or nephews got their hands on his computer and decided to have a bit of fun, and someone being the softie they are, couldn't bring themselves to destroy a kids' masterpiece, so they posted it. : 0 )

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 03/08/2004 08:52 PM EST

I see a sun shaped nipple shield.

Chestnuts roasted by Joe @ 03/08/2004 08:57 PM EST

Its the DNA sequence for Photog.

Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 03/08/2004 09:26 PM EST

I see dead people...

/overdone

Chestnuts roasted by The Dragon @ 03/08/2004 09:34 PM EST

I see Ziggy (from the comics) in a deep depression with jelly beans. Yeah, that's exciting.

Chestnuts roasted by Aubrey @ 03/08/2004 09:55 PM EST

I see a fox in some tall grass. At first I thought Matt was doing some kind of abstract/conseptual art thing.

Chestnuts roasted by pikachulover @ 03/08/2004 10:01 PM EST

I definetely see a bird lying on a corriners table with a cloth covering his lower half. The bird obviously represents our freedom.

I then see black electrical wires consuming the bird and its environment. This obviously represents negatively how are lives are being controlled by electronics and how the leap in communications technology has deystroyed our simple ways of living.

We are all pluged in. No freedom, no escape.

Chestnuts roasted by Belmont, Simon Belmont @ 03/08/2004 10:02 PM EST

beautiful

Chestnuts roasted by Scourge @ 03/08/2004 10:04 PM EST

i see that Matt didn't wanna update the ol'blog today. That, or the formula for a drug that could cure all disease while burning excess fat and restoring sexual function, yet written in the undecipherable code of an idiot savant.
with a hangover

Chestnuts roasted by valarie @ 03/08/2004 11:07 PM EST

I see donuts. Sweet, wonderful donuts. Mmmmm...donuts.

Chestnuts roasted by Monster Dog @ 03/08/2004 11:37 PM EST

In all seriousness it could be that cloud of dust and dirt that surrounds Pig Pen.

It could be a depiction of a man's frustration with society at large.

It could be children playing hopscotch on the sidewalk. Or it could be a cat chasing a mouse through a run-down barn.

Chestnuts roasted by The Dragon @ 03/08/2004 11:40 PM EST

More artwork from the previous owner of the He-Man coloring book.

Chestnuts roasted by Kristal @ 03/08/2004 11:58 PM EST

I see an Haitian policeman's drawn descritpion of what happened today in any random street in Haiti.

Chestnuts roasted by Molotov @ 03/09/2004 12:01 AM EST

I love that even this generates blog comments. Is it because we are all the sorts of people who are eager to comment on anything just so that we can have our say or is it because we all secretly (or not so secretly) worship Matt as the Messiah of the Obscure and Strange and see it as our sacred and pious duty to post about some random dotty lines? I think I was just bored.

Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 03/09/2004 12:53 AM EST

Wait a sec.. I know what it is! your cat jumped on you while you were typing huh?

Chestnuts roasted by hugsnstuff @ 03/09/2004 12:59 AM EST

I see many different groups of ants following each other in straight lines, except for a few lines. Some of the lines converge and others stick to their own lines, they don't like to socialize. The ones refusing to join a line are the rebels of the groups. They don't like authority. Alright, I think I saw way too much in that drawing. I'm a little bit scared now, but that's okay. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Andrea @ 03/09/2004 01:05 AM EST

I see a blue line helicopter in mid-explosion, which is also composed of blue lines. It reminds me of Black Hawk Down and makes me want to cry.

Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 03/09/2004 02:25 AM EST

I see a swimming midget tangled in seaweed.

Chestnuts roasted by Usagi Yojimbo @ 03/09/2004 07:00 AM EST

Oh, I'm no good with these things. I can never get the 3-d image to appear.

Sailboat, sailboat, goddamn sailboat....

Chestnuts roasted by Alt-Tab @ 03/09/2004 07:04 AM EST

I see that I'm not the only wierd twisted fucker that reads this stuff.. :P

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 03/09/2004 07:48 AM EST

I see that I'm not the only wierd twisted fucker that reads this stuff.. :P

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 03/09/2004 07:48 AM EST

If it were yellow I'd say it was the envitable result of a 12 of pabst blue and a failed name writing excercise.....

Chestnuts roasted by GLS @ 03/09/2004 08:42 AM EST

I see Teela and He-Man.

Chestnuts roasted by iivuli @ 03/09/2004 09:19 AM EST

Alaska!

Chestnuts roasted by Jack Sparrow @ 03/09/2004 09:38 AM EST

WOW a picture of the new york subway system!

Chestnuts roasted by ghjgd @ 03/09/2004 10:47 AM EST

That is my state of mind after a visit from my mother. How did you know, Matt?

Chestnuts roasted by Kookie @ 03/09/2004 10:55 AM EST

It's a cry for help.

Chestnuts roasted by Jimmie The Scumbag @ 03/09/2004 11:00 AM EST

my grandmother can draw better than that!

Chestnuts roasted by mikey @ 03/09/2004 11:07 AM EST

I see the long awaited X-E review of the cinimatic classic/Micky D's commerical, "Mac & Me".

Either that, or the scooped brains of Katie Vick after having her corpse violated by Triple H.

Chestnuts roasted by A-wel Cruiz @ 03/09/2004 11:13 AM EST

Madness... no, and by the way it's a schooner.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 03/09/2004 11:22 AM EST

MOM?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/09/2004 11:33 AM EST

Actually, it was the opportunity to use my most favorite word---Cacausoid---in a sentence, sort of.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/09/2004 11:36 AM EST

"scrjs"

"Sister's Child Robert Jr's Scribble"

"Sanity can ring just stupidly"

"Scribble comments R just swell"

Ok, I give up.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 03/09/2004 12:09 PM EST

ha ha ha, you dumb bastard, it's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.

Chestnuts roasted by oldskool25 @ 03/09/2004 12:14 PM EST

It looks like the trails from an Ant Looney Bin.

Chestnuts roasted by Rybo Flavin @ 03/09/2004 12:56 PM EST

You're all way off. It's the path Matt took last time he played Zelda.

Chestnuts roasted by The Lucky One @ 03/09/2004 01:41 PM EST

I totally see a penis. PENIS.

Chestnuts roasted by Laurie @ 03/09/2004 01:41 PM EST

A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head!

Chestnuts roasted by Matt (#2?) @ 03/09/2004 01:48 PM EST

YOU KNOW WHAT????? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!!!!! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by oldskool25 @ 03/09/2004 01:51 PM EST

First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/09/2004 02:39 PM EST

I see Brock from Pokémon. It's the eyes.

Chestnuts roasted by Behonkiss @ 03/09/2004 02:45 PM EST

When I was a kid, I was sitting on the floor at school all a-hunched over one day (working on some sort of art project.) Anyway, the cute girl in the class and my best friend started giggling at me and I looked over to see what they were smirking about. And my friend says to me, he says dude, pull up your PANTS, we can see your CRACK.
The feeling in my heart when the cute girl giggled at my behind. That's what you drew, son. That's what you drew.

Chestnuts roasted by Master H @ 03/09/2004 03:58 PM EST

I see... Matt's latest attempt to get a blog post up to 100 comments.

Looks like it's working. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Scott @ 03/09/2004 07:54 PM EST

It's a whale! The big thing in the middle is a whale, the rest is water.

Chestnuts roasted by DocDragon @ 03/09/2004 07:59 PM EST

Sorry I'm late.I got your message.I'll meet in the park Thurday at 4:00.

Oh,by the way,nice penguin.

Chestnuts roasted by Fhydra @ 03/09/2004 09:58 PM EST

"I totally see a penis. PENIS."

Always comes back to that with you ladies, doesn't it?
;]

Chestnuts roasted by The Lucky One @ 03/10/2004 09:47 AM EST

"I see... Matt's latest attempt to get a blog post up to 100 comments.

Looks like it's working. :) "

LOL! I always feel bad when I visit other blogs and there are only like three posts in them. Sad, sad blogs.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 03/10/2004 10:44 AM EST

I saw something like that in a urinal once. And there was a disturbing giggling sound from the stall behind me. Then I found out I was in the ladies room. Five-star restaraunt, my ass!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/10/2004 11:39 AM EST

I see the results of the Advent calendar from 2002. At long last.

Chestnuts roasted by ccuthill @ 03/10/2004 01:42 PM EST

Well, Whatevr it is, it's Anti-aliased.

Chestnuts roasted by Stilewalker @ 03/10/2004 02:32 PM EST

I see that Matt is starting to run low on ideas so he's messing with MS Paint.

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 03/10/2004 04:14 PM EST

I see the results of an Anna Nicole Smith all-night eat-a-thon.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeremiah @ 03/10/2004 06:17 PM EST

1. Save copy of picture.
2. Find map of Kansas.
3. Import to Photoshop.
4. Open Kansas map, and copy Matt's scribble to a new (2nd) layer.
5. Decrease opacity on 2nd layer to 50%.
6. Print image.
7. Find shovel.
8. Dig up treasure.

Chestnuts roasted by Robotmonster1 @ 03/11/2004 12:06 AM EST

Matt, this is not a good thing to do to a man when he's drunk! But it's fun! I was at the Celtics/ lakers game tonight. The refs fucking suck. I apologize for language. By ethanks!

Chestnuts roasted by Goonie4Life @ 03/11/2004 04:25 AM EST

robotmonster, i live in kansas city, do i have to give you guys a cut if i find the treasure?

Chestnuts roasted by valarie @ 03/11/2004 09:09 PM EST

I see Canada!

Chestnuts roasted by Mike @ 03/11/2004 10:59 PM EST

I see a recipe for Chicken Soup! ^__^

Chestnuts roasted by McFinklestein @ 03/13/2004 08:07 PM EST

Bitner lives!

Chestnuts roasted by Cory @ 03/14/2004 05:00 PM EST

Hoo-rah for Matt! Nice fucking drawing, you artistic epileptic!
Yay! How's that for some biting sarcasm? I can't believe I just commented on a scribble drawing by a twenty-somethiing year-old man child! Way to go, me! Just kidding! It looks like spaghetti from the spa-ghetto... or something!

Chestnuts roasted by Kaynyne @ 03/18/2004 10:01 AM EST

Is it done on one of those magnet-drawing things? Where you take the metal pen and pull the magnet dust-stuff up towards the screen? My grandfather had one of those for when we went over to visit, and I used it to take it to pretend I was very busy being a precocious artist child, so as to avoid talking to my aunt. (I wasn't a precocious artist child.)

The longer these things are up, the more comments are from bitchy trolls...

Chestnuts roasted by Goz @ 03/19/2004 03:04 PM EST