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03/05/2004 Entry: "New Article: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cookies!"

When you happen upon a sealed box of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cookies from 1989, you shouldn't keep it to yourself. In today's article, we open up and examine the doughy legacy, complete with two commercial reviews and an epilogue featuring Rocksteady rhyming. The cookies came in four flavors, and Leonardo really wanted you to eat them. Have a nice weekend. Love being a turtle.

REPLIES: 101 comments


First post!

Chestnuts roasted by The Lucky One @ 03/05/2004 04:16 PM EST


Did these taste like teddy grahams? Oh by the way FIRST POST.

Chestnuts roasted by pygmalien @ 03/05/2004 04:16 PM EST


I love being a turtle! :D

Chestnuts roasted by eyeless @ 03/05/2004 04:17 PM EST


Drats. Foiled again

Chestnuts roasted by Pygmalien @ 03/05/2004 04:17 PM EST


Okay. I actually hate it when people do that, but I figured I had to try for it at least once. Forgive me. Never again, I promise.

Chestnuts roasted by The Lucky One @ 03/05/2004 04:20 PM EST


Holy shit, my brother loved these. They were no TMNT pudding pies, but oh well.

Chestnuts roasted by B-Dawg @ 03/05/2004 04:20 PM EST


Hey, those things look just like Teddy Grahams.
I'm amazed at your ability to buy ancient food in order to review it, even when it looks/smells/is crap. Seriously, I probably would have done almost anything to avoid touching those, especially if they smelt a little bad and they were that old.
...so, yeah. Love the site. Keep it coming. ^_^

Chestnuts roasted by 9volt @ 03/05/2004 04:25 PM EST


I love those old local commercials that try to feature popular characters. I have a tape with an old commercial for "Ewoks on Ice." Yeah, Ewoks on FRICKEN ICE! It's a little local commercial featuring seven-foot Ewoks.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 03/05/2004 04:46 PM EST


I heard the dude. Well, not him, but when local stations or malls had Turtle promotions, there was always some poor shmuck trying to sound like a surfer, and failing in spectacular fashion. But what do I know from surfing? I lived in Oakland, where only tough, rugged guys (and girls) surf. Mainly because you tell someone from the east bay you surf Alameda, and watch them check you over for scars. Rocks the size of VWs, and rats the size of small rocks.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/05/2004 04:55 PM EST


ewoks on ice>? ugh, all that "on ice" shit is shit!

Matt, you didn't tell us where you got this box of ancient cookies.

Who keeps this stuff????

Chestnuts roasted by Servum septum @ 03/05/2004 05:06 PM EST


Oh man, I used to eat those things all the time. Good stuff. And yeah, I think they did pretty much just taste like Teddy Grahams.

Chestnuts roasted by Rood @ 03/05/2004 05:09 PM EST


A few weeks ago I promised/threatened myself that I would watch all three of the live action TMNT-movies in a row, this might be the thing to finally push me over the edge to do it.. Oh and I would have definitely picked the apple-cinnamon cookies. I'm a sucker for cinnamon..

Chestnuts roasted by iivuli @ 03/05/2004 05:11 PM EST


It seems like I always had the variety that came in the turtle van shaped box. I don't really remember the commercial or the other varieties of packaging, but that van-shaped box is eternally stamped upon my brain.

Chestnuts roasted by Rood @ 03/05/2004 05:16 PM EST


I can't remember having eaten those, but it stands to reason that I must have at some point, what with the TMNT obessession I shared with every other kid on the planet. Those bank/jars do look awfully familiar.

Chestnuts roasted by Frostor @ 03/05/2004 05:35 PM EST


"Obsession"--curses, why do I always make typos on this one blog?!

Chestnuts roasted by Frostor @ 03/05/2004 05:36 PM EST


Wow, talk about bang for the buck.
Not one, not two.. no not even 3 but 8 article to read..
Plus that sweet StarWars drop-down at the end of the 4 *new* turtles article, You should do more of those Matt.. It's even better than a working archives :P

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 03/05/2004 05:40 PM EST


Speaking of which, I notice you used the same background in the archives page as the Muckman article.. Coincidence?
(or just wishful association on my part?)

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 03/05/2004 05:46 PM EST


The Dr. Seuss rhymes made my day!

Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 03/05/2004 05:59 PM EST


I remember eating the chocolate chip kind as a kid, I don't think I liked them but they were TMNT so I ate them anyways. I got a box of chocolate chip Teddy Grahams a few years ago and it was like being 6 again, only eating bears instead of mutant turtle freaks. (sorry if this double posts, I got a DNS error on the first try)

Chestnuts roasted by Trampus @ 03/05/2004 06:12 PM EST


Hm...

...nope, sorry, I'm still reeling over Bebop and Rocksteady's sexuality.

Chestnuts roasted by Jessie @ 03/05/2004 06:51 PM EST


Darn...I don't remember getting these when I was a kid. I had the gigantic cereal bowls, though, so all was cool.

Chestnuts roasted by The ORIGINAL Paul @ 03/05/2004 09:23 PM EST


I don't remember these, either, but my parents didn't buy a lot of the "fad" food unless my sisters and I really, really begged. It was also likely that the cookies never made it to South Jersey in great quanties or at all. The normal boxes and the commercial ring vague bells, but I don't recognize the coin banks (although they are cute - I want Raphael) or the vehicle-shaped animal cracker boxes.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 03/05/2004 10:02 PM EST


Now this article brings me back a few years. Hell I remember eating these things WAY back in the day, I always thought they were pretty good.

Chestnuts roasted by West @ 03/05/2004 10:20 PM EST


Ah, yes, Ninja Turtle cookies. I used to have the turtle cookie jar. I probably didn't like the cookies but I did keep the package. It was sitting on a shelf for years (empty of course) and it got thrown out eventually. This site makes me remember weird stuff.

Chestnuts roasted by JG! @ 03/05/2004 10:22 PM EST


Did the company that made these have peanut butter and jelly sandwich cookies? I remember eating those a lot.

Chestnuts roasted by JG! @ 03/05/2004 10:23 PM EST


This isn't related to the TMNT article (I'll get to that right after this post), but was anyone watching the Spongebob marathon at about 9:15 this Friday night? Patchy the pirate was doing time-travel-themed ads to promote Spongebob goes Prehistoric, and he went to hokey places like Egypt, the Mayflower, etc.
But then! An ad came up where he stepped out of his time machine deal and this is what he saw:
http://www.greenslime.org/woyc_img/woy1_013.jpg
He time-travelled back to the days of You Can't Do That on Television! It was the most awesome unexpected crossover since the Ghostbusters fought a parody of He-Man, or Bebop & Rocksteady were watching the Smurfs.
Those episodes would be good for reviews, btw.

Chestnuts roasted by Alt-Tab (w/ new blog) @ 03/05/2004 10:58 PM EST


Matt, thou hast done well in defeating the Turtle Cookies. Thou hast gained 1 Experience Point. Thou hast gained 2 GOLD.

But seriously, Red Slime's got nothing on cookies so old Hilary Duff was in diapers when they were first baked...

Mmm...Hilary Duff...brings out the Nabokov in me. Unclean thoughts...about cookies...and milk?!

I'll shut up now.

Chestnuts roasted by Monster Dog @ 03/05/2004 11:14 PM EST


yeah teddy grahams shaped like ninja turtles. Either way I still eat them, the chocolate chip kind that is. Cinnamon and the other one aren't that good.

Oooh and by the way 28th post...The Lucky One and pygmalien you two are both idiots and desrve to choke on some TMNT cookies

Chestnuts roasted by ZacWax @ 03/06/2004 12:01 AM EST


Just to follow through on an earlier post: I believe the Ghostbusters ep is called "Station Identification," where a ghost posesses a TV station and makes the main character in a He-Manesque show come to life.
I don't know which TMNT ep I was talking about, I think I out-obscured myself. But they were definitely watching the "Slurps," who were just like the Smurfs except green all over. Some things you never forget.

Anyhow. Boring cookie time? No such thing! Cookies are always a good time. Except possibly cookies ten years old, which I don't see very often. I'm okay with that.

Was it actually fashionable to have hand-shaped ass-stamps back then? That's so WEIRD! Then again, girls that age nowadays have pants with "cutie" or something written on their asses. I go to Tufts University where the mascot is Jumbo the Elephant, and there are girls with "JUMBO" written across their asses. Very hard for me not to giggle.

Chestnuts roasted by Alt-Tab @ 03/06/2004 12:01 AM EST


Oh my god, It's the Fox 42 Kids Club lady!

I grew up in Nebraska, and the woman doing the voiceover at the end of the second commercial was the host of the local Fox station's afternoon kids shows for a long, long time. I never thought I'd hear that voice again...

Now I have the jingle stuck in my head.
"Join the Fox 42 Kids club!
The Fox 42 Kids club!"

Chestnuts roasted by Fatmouse @ 03/06/2004 12:11 AM EST


The older version of TMNT are preferable to my taste than the "new age ones"...the "new age ones" look like villains, what with their eyes lacking pupils and all...

Other than Fruity/Cocoa Pebbles...what other cartoon-promoted food products from the 80s-90s are still out on the market today, anyway?

Chestnuts roasted by Li'l Jinx @ 03/06/2004 01:44 AM EST


I remember eating those as a kid. The taste of teddy grahams with the awesome-ness of turtles. I had muckman!! He came with some mutagen ooze!!

Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 03/06/2004 02:14 AM EST


I'd love to see you get a hold of a pack of the TMNT juice boxes. I bought a three month's supply of those one summer. Oh the memories!

Chestnuts roasted by Duckyass @ 03/06/2004 03:11 AM EST


Haha funny :)

Chestnuts roasted by Allie @ 03/06/2004 03:59 AM EST


is it just me, or does the kid in the first black and white picture look like Malcom in the Middle?

is there some sort of wierd Dick Clarck conspiracy going on for child actors these days?

Chestnuts roasted by Chopstick Sensei @ 03/06/2004 05:26 AM EST


man...... u guys are sexier than red jelly beans stretched between the gap between cindy laupers teeth

Chestnuts roasted by gi_ @ 03/06/2004 07:29 AM EST


I have a turtle bowl still. Leo has a big smile on his face.

We had Fox 45 Kids Club. The guy was crossed eyed. Their background was made from pvc pipes. I never joined.

I was always sad when I would sleep through the cartoons after school.

Chestnuts roasted by fk27 @ 03/06/2004 09:20 AM EST


Nice way to start a Saturday, busting a gut at a man flopping through a park in an oversized Mikey costume. That would fit perfect on Trigger Happy TV or some other crazy show.

Chestnuts roasted by Behonkiss @ 03/06/2004 10:10 AM EST


You defenitly need to make a TMNT toy comic strip thing.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 03/06/2004 10:48 AM EST


Heh. I vaguely remember these cookies.

I think I broke my Pizza Shooter trying to shoot them...

Chestnuts roasted by marril159 @ 03/06/2004 10:59 AM EST


Wooo hoo hoo

41st post!
oh yeah, it me b-day.

Chestnuts roasted by Louis mac @ 03/06/2004 01:23 PM EST


For a bit of realism, I farted while reading the article. Made the article really come alive! Long live Smello-net

Chestnuts roasted by Spiffy McKracken @ 03/06/2004 01:34 PM EST


I feel like I should remember these but I sadly don't. I do remember the Turtle pies though. BLEAH! The things we children went through for the sake of loyalty.

Chestnuts roasted by The Dragonrider @ 03/06/2004 02:49 PM EST


Wow. Ok, Mall Of The Bluffs....My father is from NE, yada yada, when i was kid, travellin to see the grandparents ya leave Chicago and dont see shit but cornfields till ya hit Council Bluffs, IA and its expressway close Mall Of The Bluffs. A pure sign of the glory that is america poking its toe out from the cornfields and tractor pulls.

Chestnuts roasted by JimCognito @ 03/06/2004 02:54 PM EST


Where in the sam hell did they find that terrible costume? I thought it was bad when they dressed them up like gay cowboys for the "Shells" tour outfits, but some fat guy in the midwest running through a park is infinitely worse, and therefore hilarious. I'm seriously going back to the article right now to make sure I didn't hallucinate it due to lack of sleep.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 03/06/2004 03:03 PM EST


Good article, as always, and the guy jumping around in the scary fursuit was a hoot. But one little detail is driving me absolutely insane:

Turtles = *Reptiles!* Very different from Amphibians. More evolved and all.

Carry on.

Chestnuts roasted by LaGremlin @ 03/06/2004 03:10 PM EST


Haha, that Michaelangelo suit looks like a modified Barney suit. I wonder what those cookies actually tasted like BEFORE their expiration date.

Chestnuts roasted by Recoil, webmaster of Contra database @ 03/06/2004 03:30 PM EST


Ah, they probably tasted pretty much the same as they would right now.

Either that or as a few others said up there ^
"Teddy Grahams"

I wonder what the first cartoon to have a food named for it would have been?

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 03/06/2004 04:14 PM EST


Heeeey, I was right about the Archives thing!
http://www.x-entertainment.com/archives/

Thanks Matt, now I'll never get any sleep :D

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 03/06/2004 04:16 PM EST


Great! Now I want old cookies. Time to look in the couch cushions.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/06/2004 05:30 PM EST


I vaugely remember the how the cookies tasted, but that I liked them. But they could have tasted bad. Like those certain foods that taste like sewage, but you are drawn to anyways. Maybe that's just me?

Chestnuts roasted by Rob @ 03/06/2004 06:35 PM EST


Has anyone seen the commercial for the new Fruit By The Foot? Instead of a piece of red plastic (like the piece that would come with the original Transformer toys), you use the actual Fruit By The Foot to read hidden messages.

Chestnuts roasted by She-Man @ 03/06/2004 07:40 PM EST


"Oooh and by the way 28th post...The Lucky One and pygmalien you two are both idiots and desrve to choke on some TMNT cookies"

Yeah, yeah... your jealousy is so transparent. And I'm a dork, not an idiot, but so what... at least now I never have to do it again. Thank God; I really do hate that.

(Of course, I also make it a point not to be insulted by people who can't even spell correctly, so...)

Chestnuts roasted by The Lucky One @ 03/06/2004 07:54 PM EST


I don't believe it! There WAS a worse costume than Next Mutilation! I remember the cookies (I think they also had the rights to Power Rangers and a couple others) but I don't remember the ad.

Chestnuts roasted by ShadowWing the Technorganic Ninja @ 03/06/2004 07:59 PM EST


I lived in Council Bluffs Iowa for the first 18 years of my life. The Mall of the Bluffs isn't in Nevraska and the park where they shot the commercial is a park in Omaha called the Heartland of America park. Yay for Council Bluffs!

Chestnuts roasted by jazzjunkie @ 03/06/2004 08:12 PM EST


holy crap dude. I WAS AT THE MALL WHEN THEY CAME OUT WITH THESE. I HAVE A PICTURE WITH ME STANDING NEXT TO RAPHAEL.

Chestnuts roasted by peteypablo64 @ 03/06/2004 09:08 PM EST


Ick.. I think I'd puke if I had to stand *next to* a ninja turtle.. I mean they're cool 'an all but shit!¿

Hey Matt, look what you've done now.. Damn Thexder!
MmMmmMmm.. Transformy goodness.....
(shameless plug)

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 03/06/2004 11:32 PM EST


Good stuff, Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by G'Noose @ 03/07/2004 12:14 AM EST


I remember trying this once before I went back to Teddy Grahams. If I am remembering properly, yes they tasted like Teddy Grahams, only crappy second rate Teddy Grahams made by starving orphans that mix their bile and hatred into every batch.

I am exagerating. They tasted like second-rate Teddy Grahams.

PeteyPablo64: It is now your mission in life to get that picture scanned and share it with us here.

Chestnuts roasted by Kit @ 03/07/2004 12:49 AM EST


I still have the ninja turtle cookie bank. I am gonna take it to the bank and finally empty out the coins.

Chestnuts roasted by Danny @ 03/07/2004 12:51 AM EST


Damn! It was only the Blog archive..
Crap, crap, crap...

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 03/07/2004 01:22 AM EST


Speaking of the "Shells tour" one poster mentioned, does anyone remember the cassette tape that Pizza Hut was giving away during the tour? I wonder if Matt has it. He must have got the mp3 of "coming out of our shells" somewhere.

Chestnuts roasted by Randy @ 03/07/2004 04:27 AM EST


Randy, here you go:
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0746/

Link's Sword:
http://www.planetgamecube.com/news.cfm?action=item&id=5102

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 03/07/2004 02:30 PM EST


He does have an MP3, check the review of the tour (assuming he hasn't taken the download down).

My dad talking normal sounds more like Michaelangelo than the guy in that commercial, but that REALLY isn't saying much.

My Fox Kid's club dealy was hosted by "Roxy the Fox" (some woman wearing a brightly colored fox mask) I hated her back in the day, but I feel sorry for her now. I hated her brother "Fleezer" (introduced a few years later) even more. Then she disapeared, and many years later: Fox-Man Kevin (just a guy), a backround of pipes, and a complete lack of segments of any kind appeared to represent Fox's kid-shows around the time of the Power Rangers/TMNT team-up.

Chestnuts roasted by RewolfJ @ 03/07/2004 02:41 PM EST


FUN FACT: This commercial was the inspiration for the movie Pleasentville.

Chestnuts roasted by Stilewalker @ 03/07/2004 04:18 PM EST


Wait... I remember these cookies (more specifically, I remember eating them on several occasions despite their horrible taste).

BUT- does anyone remember those Turtles cookies that tasted like Oreos? They were covered with green frosting that was molded into the shape of turtle shells, and on the inside they were... well, like one half of an Oreo cookie, minus the cream.

Anyone remember that?

Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 03/07/2004 06:39 PM EST


I still have and use that big Michaelangelo cookie jar as a coin bank. This is the first I've heard of it since.

Chestnuts roasted by Pdilly @ 03/07/2004 07:37 PM EST


http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~schapira/tmntnet2.mov

Chestnuts roasted by Master P @ 03/07/2004 07:53 PM EST


¡Hola señor Matt!

1-¿A Mike who looks like Barney in a pathetic local commercial?
¿Ewoks on fucking ice? this are reasons of why everyone in the world hates USA.
2- FACT- Here in Mexico TMNT was a primetime show at 8pm in competition for the ratings vs the Simpsons. The mexican dubbing has a plenty of local slang, its more fun watch the turtles in spanish than english

Chestnuts roasted by Erasmo @ 03/08/2004 02:23 AM EST


Sweet fucking sugar coating. Matt, I think you just busted a block im my head. When these things hit the market, I got hired to do a 2 day job in Connecticut actually BEING one of the turtles (in a really bad Raph suit). I remember having to sit in the super market half the damn morning, while little kids whacked the shit outta my shins, and the older ones just threw crap at me. End of the day, the lady from the cookie company gave me like 15 bucks and told me to scram, not even a free box or anything. I'll see if I can find some pics of that to email you, I'm sure I have them somewhere.

PS. Raphs (or Mikeys) mask on the column is an easter egg. Monopoly?

Chestnuts roasted by Toxikfoxx @ 03/08/2004 09:40 AM EST


I have the Monopoly hand-held slot machine. Loads of fun.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/08/2004 02:30 PM EST


Why do you insist on eating things that are at least 5 years old :P

Chestnuts roasted by Recoil @ 03/08/2004 04:41 PM EST


I joined the fox 49 kids club and i still have about 20 of the kids club mags and a couple postcards that I got when it was my birthday they had coupons for chuck E cheese's and stuff like that they were just an advertisement for the shows of course, power rangers, Bobby's world, Alvin and the chipmunks, sonic the hedgehog etc. I also have a special that the fox 49 guy had (forget his name) that was a kids show about kid's stuff, he interviewed a producer from the simpsons that is why I recorded it, I love the simpsons 'drools'

anyway I just thought I would put that out there...

Chestnuts roasted by goob @ 03/08/2004 05:19 PM EST


Ah the 80s... How I'm kinda glad I'm done with that--though those turtles were so cool. Hmm though I don't remember ever eating their cookies..even if I was a kid at the targeted age at the time... I only played the games.

I think I'm glad I didn't have any.. "artifical chocolate chip"? Did I see that right?

Chestnuts roasted by Merit @ 03/08/2004 10:16 PM EST


i actually liked the apple cinnamon ones the best

Chestnuts roasted by valarie @ 03/09/2004 12:18 AM EST


natural vanilla sucked

Chestnuts roasted by valarie @ 03/09/2004 12:19 AM EST


Wait, when was there a Power Rangers/TMNT team-up?

Chestnuts roasted by Icymatt @ 03/09/2004 09:39 AM EST


that made my day. thank you :)

Chestnuts roasted by becca @ 03/09/2004 10:26 AM EST


Saban was behind Next Mutation. So it was a foretold, forgone, fortheluvvapete lock for a TMNT/MMPR crossover. Blorgh.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/09/2004 01:01 PM EST


Yeah, I too remember the Ninja Turtles Cookies.

They were 3/4 good. Leonardo's regualar cookies, Raphael's Cinnamon, Donatello's Chocolate Chip. The Michealangelo Peanut Butter ones sucked though...not even my dog would eat them.

I also remember the contest where you could fill out a stub at your grocer and win a toy. I won Donatello. Sweet!!!

Chestnuts roasted by pvtkeyser @ 03/10/2004 03:37 AM EST


I never ate the cookies, although I had the shitty tasting cereal. Ugh..

Chestnuts roasted by Jeremiah @ 03/10/2004 06:18 PM EST


dude, i swear i have that same figure of the rhino in th pants!

Chestnuts roasted by flod @ 03/10/2004 09:29 PM EST


That new Ninja Turtles series sucks. So it's more like the comic... I don't care! I like the old series. I wish that CN would start showing it.

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 03/11/2004 05:15 PM EST


Hey Matt, you oughta do a review on the TMNT snack that was known as Crunchabungas. They were pizza/cracker-like snacks. The other cool thing about them was that they had this cool claymated commercial featuring no one but the TMNT themselves. But I guess you can only write a review on it if you're able to obtain the appropriate resources (e.g. the commercial, the snack itself, etc.)

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 03/20/2004 07:40 AM EST


Nate: I know about those, and would love to, but can't just yet for reasons described in your last sentence. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 03/20/2004 02:25 PM EST


Matt: Yeah, totally understandable.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 03/22/2004 06:55 PM EST


Matt: Yeah, totally understandable.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 03/22/2004 06:55 PM EST


heh.. my brother still has one of the coin bank Turtles. i threw mine away a few years ago.

it was Hell to eat them even back when they were fresh, but you HAD to if you wanted the coin bank...

Chestnuts roasted by Sara @ 03/28/2004 04:35 AM EST


WHat was that thing on the corner of the box insisting that we watch them "come to life"? Is it milk? Are you supposed to drop them in your milk and watch them bloat up to life with milk blood?

Chestnuts roasted by mugatu_monster @ 04/15/2004 06:29 AM EST


Okay, I'm sorry that this has nothing to do with TMNT< but it has something to do with gone cookies; does anyone remember those chocolate chip cookie sticks called "Spit spot" I believe (like what Mary Poppins always said)? Mmm, tasty...and by the way, I have, on tape, the original TMNT cartoons- surprisingly homoerotic. Oh I'm sorry, I've brought sexuality into the classroom.

Oh well.

Chestnuts roasted by Josh @ 04/15/2004 08:08 PM EST


Okay, I'm sorry that this has nothing to do with TMNT< but it has something to do with gone cookies; does anyone remember those chocolate chip cookie sticks called "Spit spot" I believe (like what Mary Poppins always said)? Mmm, tasty...and by the way, I have, on tape, the original TMNT cartoons- surprisingly homoerotic. Oh I'm sorry, I've brought sexuality into the classroom.

Oh well.

Chestnuts roasted by Josh @ 04/15/2004 08:08 PM EST


Okay, I'm sorry that this has nothing to do with TMNT< but it has something to do with gone cookies; does anyone remember those chocolate chip cookie sticks called "Spit spot" I believe (like what Mary Poppins always said)? Mmm, tasty...and by the way, I have, on tape, the original TMNT cartoons- surprisingly homoerotic. Oh I'm sorry, I've brought sexuality into the classroom.

Oh well.

Chestnuts roasted by Josh @ 04/15/2004 08:08 PM EST


They are all sooooo sexy!

Chestnuts roasted by Blastoffamyblahdramyass @ 05/04/2004 01:08 PM EST


lmfao ur halarious

Chestnuts roasted by TaTe @ 05/24/2004 09:49 AM EST


hey i wish i knew where i could get a hold of these cute cookies!!

Chestnuts roasted by Pearl @ 05/25/2004 05:53 PM EST


hey i wish i knew where i could get a hold of these cute cookies!!

Chestnuts roasted by Pearl @ 05/25/2004 05:53 PM EST


hey i wish i knew where i could get a hold of these cute cookies!!

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