HA. Okay, get this - if you live in the tri-state, you might listen to Z100. I don't, but the woman does, and the mornings have been a constant struggle between stupid Z100 and my choice, Stern. I was too busy this morn to make the usual dial changes after she took off, and just left it on. When they got done interviewing Ruben Idol Bear, a contest ran for the lucky 100th caller to win front row seats to their 'Zootopia' show. I happened to have the phone with me at the time, and the rest is history. I won the tickets.
Now course, my first instincts were to SELL SELL SELL. These ticks, easily, are worth 700 bucks or higher. Unfortunately, I have to pick 'em up like an hour before the show, so trying to hock 'em wouldn't work out. Looks like I'm going -- check out the lineup:
Haaaaa....me going to this kind of concert is like Satan going to Gap Kids to buy lacy baby panties. Whatever, it's still fun to WIN WIN WIN. Maybe Steve Tyler will spit on me. Oh well, if we're allowed to snap pics, I'll try to get some embarassing shots for you guys. Embarassing shots of famous tits and, uh, 'Ja Rule.'
Anyway, today's article might not be up till early Saturday, but I'll try to have it up sometime this afternoon.
REPLIES: 88 comments
oh, man! that concert sounds like my own personal hell. congradulations on winning something, but I am very sorry you have to attend. do people over 14 actually like those "artists?" and why is Aerosmith on a bill with Mariah Carey? ew, it is kind of like Indian food mixed with one of those Wolverine Sundaes from Baskin Robins. ew
Chestnuts roasted by t-rah @ 05/23/2003 10:36 AM EST
I haven't even heard of two-thirds of these groups. But then again, I don't listen to Radio Disney.
Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 05/23/2003 10:53 AM EST
What a nightmare.
Make sure to get lots of pictures of creepy, overly enthusiastic fans.
Chestnuts roasted by UbuRex @ 05/23/2003 11:16 AM EST
Yeah, the saving grace will certainly be alcohol.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 05/23/2003 11:16 AM EST
Wayne Wonder??!!?? WTF???
Chestnuts roasted by Kookie @ 05/23/2003 11:27 AM EST
Hey, Matt, can't you put up a brief auction at eBAY and have the wiiner meet you at the time you're supposed to get the tickets?
I mean, sure, there's the alcohol, but I always like to think of every possible option about making money before dropping the idea.
Chestnuts roasted by Roddy @ 05/23/2003 12:17 PM EST
Straight up. Who in the HELL is Wayne Wonder? Or Tanto Metro & Devonte?
Find somebody to buy the tix ahead of time, then take them along when you go pick them up. You'll probably get popped if you try to scalp them at the show, but maybe you could trade some hyperventilating 14 year old for her tickets and she could pay you the difference. Cha-Ching!!!
Winning is very fun, so bask in your glorious triumph. Congratulations.
Bowling for Soup?!? What kind of freaking idiot name is that?!?
Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 05/23/2003 12:20 PM EST
I had considered doing that, Roddy, but the hassle would even outweigh the hundreds of bucks. The place is going to be packed, and I'd only have an hour to get the ticks, find the guy who bought 'em, etc etc. Plus, since they're contest ticks, I'm not even sure if anyone could get in with 'em without my ID.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 05/23/2003 12:24 PM EST
Bowling for Soup doesn't even fit in with the rest of those bands.. they're gonna be at the warped tour this year. They aren't a radio-happy band like the rest of those bands
Chestnuts roasted by celery @ 05/23/2003 12:26 PM EST
Matt, you have to go. This is a once in a lifetime experience you can not pass up. I mean, don't you believe in fate? Was it fate that left that radio on to Z100? Was it fate that lead your fingers to dial the radio station?
Matt, it is your DESTINY to go to this '"concert". This is a sign from some higher being that you must go hear Ja Rule.
And think of it like this ... you get to sit about 20 feet from Britney, Mariah, Ashanti, and Kelly Clarkson. Life is good my man.
Congratulations.
Chestnuts roasted by sknyluv @ 05/23/2003 12:29 PM EST
I know what you mean, Matt; I felt the same way when my sister won Stevie Nicks tickets last year. It was like, "Oh cool, you won! Uh, buuuuut..." Anyway, thanks to a court date over a traffic accident, I didn't end up going, but I probably would have. Hell, it's free. Enjoy yourself, and I can't wait to hear the report on how it went.
(Hey, come to think of it, I get to see two free concerts within the next week: They Might Be Giants and O.A.R. And I didn't even have to call in to a radio station or anything. Score!)
Chestnuts roasted by The Lucky One @ 05/23/2003 12:31 PM EST
Yeah, I'm not really big on anyone playing, but I can't complain about getting seats that would cost hundreds for free. :)
The circumstances were just funny, because I swear, that station being on our radio is something we argue about on a daily basis.
Oh well - hopefully they'll be an article hiding somewhere in the concert.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 05/23/2003 12:36 PM EST
touch kelly clarkson for all you xe followers. puh-leeeeeeease :) then e-bay the restraining order.
Chestnuts roasted by kennef @ 05/23/2003 12:52 PM EST
Bowling for Soup not radio friendly? They're on radio and MTV very often. They are as much sugary pop rock as the other pseudo-rock bands on that list. Aersosmith used to be semi-respectable...
Chestnuts roasted by UbuRex @ 05/23/2003 12:58 PM EST
Hahaha...Z100 totally eats it. Be glad you weren't subjected to Jingle Ball, Matt.
Wait wait wait...TLC? Isn't "L" dead?
Chestnuts roasted by tripmaster @ 05/23/2003 01:06 PM EST
Z100's changed with the times, and not to my tastes unfortunately. I went to their first Jingle Ball years ago, and the bands were much different from what they play these days. (Weezer, Hole, etc)
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 05/23/2003 01:12 PM EST
Is nobody else frightened that the event is "hosted" by Britney Spears and LISA MARIE PRESLEY! It's like being hosted at an intimate evening in the bowels of HELL. Excpet I bet Hell has better music. And better hosts.
It also sounds like the event was created by American Idol, then padded by a lot of established artists (?) to give them credibility. Except that afro freak, whatever his name is. They finally surgically removed him from Kelly's career, apparently.
Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 05/23/2003 01:21 PM EST
"Afro-Freak" and Kelly Clarkson are starring in a movie together, called From Justin To Kelly, so they're not really seperated at all. (I watched one episode of Idol the whole season. Why do I know all this stuff?)
Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopez was killed an a car accident about a year ago. T-Boz and Chili took a year off from performing, before returning to the stage recently. I assume that they kept the "L" in the name to show respect and remembrance for Left-Eye. (Although they could add a Betty to the group and become TCB. Taking Care of Business!)
Out of all the bands on the roster, I would say TLC is probably the only one who has stayed consistenly good and true to their roots.
Mariah Carey and Jewel went slutty;
Ja Rule got pussy-whipped; and Aerosmith, well, it's self-explanatory.
But I agree that at least there will be a high degree of jiggle factor and booty shaking. Let's just hope it won't be by Ruben.
Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 05/23/2003 02:28 PM EST
Winning free really expensive tickets to an ass show? Kind of like getting a free kick in the nuts. Yeah, it's free, but it's gonna hurt like Hell. Anyway, Matt, bring a Super Soaker, or some kind of squirt gun. Don't FORCE an X-E article out of it, let it become one naturally. Water and electricity. Nothing bad can come out of that. Shock the shit out of Kelly for me.
Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 05/23/2003 02:49 PM EST
You get 'em an hour before the show, eh? You can't sell 'em real fast? Maybe you won't get 700 bucks a pop, but 50 bucks (or less) is still better than that lineup.
http://www.damntheyankees.com
Chestnuts roasted by Jimmy @ 05/23/2003 02:51 PM EST
True, Z-100 used to be a decent "alternative" station...then it went top 40 and the rest is history. At least you went to a good Jingle Ball. The only one I went to was graced by the likes of Chumbawumba and Aerosmith among others...
Chestnuts roasted by tripmaster @ 05/23/2003 03:02 PM EST
poor, poor aerosmith. i can just see them sitting there going 'jesus christ. we USED to be cool, and now THIS is our audience? when the hell did THAT happen?'
it's a shame, really. the only time they're on TV anymore is when some music channel wants them to play 'walk this way' with a bunch of rappers at some awards show.they did it back a few years ago with kid rock, and again a little while ago with nelly and missy elliott and a bunch of other idiots to 'remember' jam master j. just look at the faces of steven tyler and joe perry. they're totally not having any fun anymore. mainly because they have to stoop so low.
i think they need to retire.
oh, and my little sister has a few bowling for soup songs, so they're obviously radio-friendly unit shifters.
Chestnuts roasted by evin @ 05/23/2003 03:04 PM EST
Matt,
Congrats on the tickets but if you don't like the radio station or the groups...uh, why did you try to win the contest? :) Inquiring minds want to know! I don't care if it was free or not if it was someone I really couldn't stomach (which is just about everything they play on Z100 these days) I wouldn't go...though I could see a really good article coming out of this and I have to give you credit that you'll be close enough to Steven Tyler to see him do lewd things with his microphone stand...;) By the way, I personally stopped listening to Z100 after Elliott left the morning show. I miss his obnoxious laugh and having met him once in person, I was glad to find that he was a surprisingly sweet and QUIET guy! Have a great time!! Your loyal reader and resident Tim Curry fan, Melissa
Chestnuts roasted by Melissa @ 05/23/2003 03:07 PM EST
Hey, I'll enter anything for free stuff. I still send in those 'No Postage Necessary' postcards from travel mags just to get brochures for places I have no interest in seeing.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 05/23/2003 03:09 PM EST
Damnit, what the hell is going on? We lost the giant ape juice again. I'll fix this. Photog's giant ape juice, Nathan Bitner's Giant ape juice, Matt's giant ape juice, my giant ape juice. Bungie employees drink giant ape juice, Man-at-arms should drown in giant ape juice, I would love to see the Baroness swimming naked in giant ape juice, Andy Kaufman drinks giant ape juice, robots use giant ape juice for fuel, Nukie's snot is giant ape juice, giant ape juice, giant ape juice, giant ape juice. Thank you. I'm off.
Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 05/23/2003 03:41 PM EST
Hell is for children after all.
Chestnuts roasted by jjhhkd @ 05/23/2003 03:48 PM EST
ape juice article would definitely fix up this little ape juice cuh-nun-drum.
Chestnuts roasted by kennef @ 05/23/2003 03:56 PM EST
I'd have to imagine that the music being played over the P-A in Hell would be Jennifer Love-Hewitt tunes intercut with the sounds of hippopotomus defecation and crinkling aluminum-foil. Meanwhile, they play nonstop Slayer tracks in the employee lounge.
Chestnuts roasted by The Yeti @ 05/23/2003 04:15 PM EST
Hahaha. Aerosmith are whores.
Chestnuts roasted by ChaosMonkey @ 05/23/2003 04:16 PM EST
Bring a gun, shoot Ja Rule. Thank you for your time.
Chestnuts roasted by Tglancy @ 05/23/2003 05:07 PM EST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice score. If you can call it a score. Kinda like going to the doctor and they find a new undiscovered form of syphilis. I guess it can have its ups.
Be sure to throw something at Ja Rule for me. Something preferably hard. And possibly sharp. Anyway, congrats.
Chestnuts roasted by Hippo Crates @ 05/23/2003 05:16 PM EST
omigod, Z100, that brings me back lol. i used to live in NY, now in CA. congrats on the tix, it'll be hard but try to enjoy yourself :D
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Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 05/23/2003 06:06 PM EST
Matt,
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to bring a large sign to this concert. It can be folded up and smuggled along. When you get to your front row seats, unfold the sign and proudly hold it above your head for the world to see.
What does it say?
"Britney is a whore"
Chestnuts roasted by BlindSpot @ 05/23/2003 06:19 PM EST
What is with that forum that keeps winning in the Giant ape juice competition? I can't even find the phrase giant ape juice there. I think Google is being bribed to maintain a giant ape juice empire.
Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 05/23/2003 06:22 PM EST
Congrats Matt!!! It's free!! My favorite flavour!!
Chestnuts roasted by KoNaX @ 05/23/2003 06:23 PM EST
First of all, radio contest tickets are all bogus. Having to show up at the arena to claim them does not guarantee that they'll actually be there. If it was a legitimate contest, they would have mailed you the tickets ahead of time, and they would be right there in your hands. I don't trust this scam, then again look at what acts you'll actually be seeing. Even I've never heard of most of them.
The last concert I've been to was this one at the South Street Seaport coming upon a year ago. It was a progressive Celtic rock show with Young Dubliners, Seven Nations, and Great Big Sea. Lots of beer drinkings going on, lots of dancing in the crowd, and my sister's friend got it all on tape (which I'm still waiting for).
Damn, my keyboard is being tempermental tonight.
Chestnuts roasted by Go Knock Jimmy Down @ 05/23/2003 08:44 PM EST
Man, this concert sounds so lame, so...so...Bitner.
Chestnuts roasted by Onslaught Six (Still awaiting his He-Man Happy Meal article, even though the commercial and toys are no longer in production.) @ 05/23/2003 09:09 PM EST
"Straight up. Who in the HELL is Wayne Wonder? Or Tanto Metro & Devonte?"
they are reggae artists
Chestnuts roasted by photocdclub.com @ 05/23/2003 09:15 PM EST
ps anyplace that's got kelly clarkson, mariah, ashanti, britney spears dancin around in probably skimpy outfits, count me in.
besides if your girl listens to that station i'm sure she'll enjoy herself, which means when you get home you'll be giving her giant ape juice all night long.
Chestnuts roasted by photocdclub.com @ 05/23/2003 09:25 PM EST
If you like free travel brochures Matt, then I dare you to get as many of those free travel videos form various states that you can send away for at one time. I see South Dakota and Arkansas advertised a lot.
Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 05/23/2003 09:51 PM EST
OKAY! since this is such a huge event, i have formulated this master plan:
1. Dress as Photog (i know you can make great costumes Matt)
2. Sneak past the bouncers (wont be too hard, they are drooling over Clarkson)
3. Jump on stage
4. Kick Britney
5. Grab the mic and yell " BITTNERRR, YOUR BELOVED CREATION IS HEEEERE! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!"
Good luck Matt, and godspeed. This is important. Your fans need you.
Chestnuts roasted by wack0 @ 05/23/2003 10:05 PM EST
I know what you are talking about in Los Angeles (where I live) the local pop station KIIS FM has Wango Tango the west coast equilvant of that show. I wouldn't be caught dead either show.
P.S. just try not to kill yourself, but I understand if you do. =P
Chestnuts roasted by pikachulover @ 05/23/2003 10:08 PM EST
Man, I havn't listened to Z100 ever since Chio left. Or got fired. Or whatever. Well, then again, the only reason Chio was even cool was because he interviewed Green Jellÿ back when they had Three Little Pigs out.
Really weird thing though, Z100 actually introduced me to friggin' WEEN of all bands. Of course, they had to have it where they claimed Mr. Lenard was singing Push th' Little Daisies and it was his "lost hit", but still, friggin WEEN.
As for the concert lineup, well, Third Eye Blind isn't too bad out of the ones I've heard of anyway. Have fun though. If you can.
Chestnuts roasted by Lim @ 05/23/2003 11:09 PM EST
I opened for Bowling for Soup once... a few years later, they're being nominated for Grammys.
Now I'm here writing petitions to recreate the "Fearless Photog".
Mother fucking fate.
Chestnuts roasted by Ed Franklin @ 05/24/2003 02:27 AM EST
jesus christ chavez freed the mexican grape growers by turning their labors into wine. he deserves ur homage.
Chestnuts roasted by urquidez @ 05/24/2003 03:00 AM EST
i cant belive no one has said it yet...
MARIAH WENT CRAZY! MUAHAH!!@! CRAZY AS A COCONUT!!
...
'kay, i'm done... and that was lame...
Chestnuts roasted by evin @ 05/24/2003 04:12 AM EST
Hey ME good suggestion. I think a great article could come out of those travel videos highlighting the aspects of all the states of the U.S. of A.
They're free, so you could order a ton of them, and just encode the choicest bits. See the Rock Man! Visit beautiful Virginia Beach! Have your picture taken with the world's largest ball of string!
Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 05/24/2003 04:17 AM EST
Congrats Matt!!
I say go for it!! Its not everyday that you win a pair of concert tix....It is a PAIR...right?
Remember to take tons of pix!
Chestnuts roasted by Boo! @ 05/24/2003 04:23 AM EST
Gee Matt, try to lie better next time.
Everyone knows you gotta have these guys on speed dial when it comes to these contests.
Chestnuts roasted by Squid @ 05/24/2003 04:24 AM EST
Hmmm. Let me check the line-up again:
Aerosmith: What in the blue HELL are they doing on this card?
TLC: Only group I can stand on this card.
Mariah Carey: She is hot. So you can just ogle her and ignore her crappy music.
Ja Rule: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! NOT HIM!
Ashanti: She's hot but she sucks singing live. Unfortnaley, expect her and Ja Suck to do one of their irritating and annoying duets together so it is going to be TWICE the pain! Oy.
Kelly Clarkson: Ugh.
Clay Aiken and Ruben Studdard from American Idol: DOUBLE UGH.
Jewel: Well, she now has a new slutty look so expect to ogle her also. Cover your ears though to drown out her crappy music.
Third Eye Blind: I like "Semi-Charmed Kind of Life" and think they are an okay band. But what the hell are they doing in this card? They haven't released an album in years!
Simple Plan: Blah. Lame MTV punk-wannabe band.
Bowling For Soup: Another blah. Just one of these lame punk-wannabe bands. Add in Blink 182 and Good Charlotte and the circle of suck is complete.
Wayne Wonder: I hate reggae music.
Tanto Metro & Devonte: Once again, I hate reggae music.
Daniel Bedingfield: Lame.
JC Chasez: Lame.
Ginuwine: Lame. Again.
Special Guest Host: Britney Spears and Lisa Marie Presley: Oh dear.
I feel sorry for you Matt. You are going to endear this cavacade of crap for about 2 hours. Still, remain strong and who knows, you just might get an article out of this crap.
On the bright side, you won't have to hear Justin Timberlake, Nelly, any boybands, 50 Cent, and anything else normally heard on Z100.
Just do a favor for me, when Ja Rule comes onstage...BOO HIM!!! BOO THE HELL OUT OF THAT NO TALENT HACK!!! Do it for one of your loyal fans please!!!
p.s.-I hate mainstream music...except for Avril Lavigne.
Chestnuts roasted by Steven @ 05/24/2003 05:20 AM EST
haha no plex but it's just funny to me that people who sit around reading articles about he man toys and hulk pudding seem so snobby about their music.
not that these artists are particularly great but damn there's alot of mainstream music out there that's listenable, u don't even like norah jones? what kinda stuff are yall listenin to?
Chestnuts roasted by photocdclub.com @ 05/24/2003 08:40 AM EST
Iron Maiden's "Rhime of the Ancient Mariner", on repeat, all day.
That's what I listen to.
Chestnuts roasted by Ed Franklin @ 05/24/2003 12:22 PM EST
Marvel HELMETS on the way...
http://www.figures.com/databases/action.cgi?setup_file=fignews2.setup&category=actionfigures&topic=170&show_article=3
Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 05/24/2003 12:36 PM EST
I listen specifically to nothing but Bad Religion. My car has no CD or tape player, just the radio, so you know what I do? I leave it OFF. I have absolutely no patience for mainstream music. I don't even know who Ashanti or Ja Rule are, but they probably do suck, based on y'all's comments on their suckiness.
"Congrats" on winning, Matt.
Also, since "American Idol" was mentioned here, this is still somewhat on-topic. My dream in life, until I turned 26 and became too old to enter, was to audition, and since my singing voice isn't too awful, have them vote 2-1 for me to go to L.A.(the guy who always says "dawg" votes against me), and me thank them profusely, but I never show up, so they'll always wonder.
Damn, that was one long-ass sentence.
Chestnuts roasted by Travis @ 05/24/2003 01:11 PM EST
alright matt, several things. first, I feel your pain, that music sucks. second, who are your favorite bands? third YOU CANNOT BE AN INNOCENT PICTURE TAKER AT THIS KIND OF EVIL! ACTION MUST BE TAKEN! I suggest either some shamless promotion of x-e, advertisments to fint mr biter, or just anti-pop slogans designed to humiliate everyone watching the show!
and ed franklin, the biggest band I've ever opend for was The Huntingtons. not that you care, but I'm proud of it.
Chestnuts roasted by brandon @ 05/24/2003 01:25 PM EST
Eww. Captain America shield on the way. Why? He sucks. If there was ever a well-known lame hero, he's the one. Somehting about giving villains a bull's eye.
Not that I ever really got into comics, but I still know that they could do better. Like Wolverine Claws. Or even Cyclops' Visor.
Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 05/24/2003 01:25 PM EST
Cyclops' Visor?
Just go steal a pair of Blu Blockers off some old hag's face, then spray paint them red.
Chestnuts roasted by Ed Franklin @ 05/24/2003 01:36 PM EST
it seems to me that God has Bless you or Cursed you with these tickets i mean they are like front row seat an shit but do you really wanna put up with a Micky mouse club reunion???
Chestnuts roasted by CheebaSmoker @ 05/24/2003 01:58 PM EST
All I'm saying is that the visor would still be better than a stupid shield from Captain America.
And I love those Granny shades. I pretend that they're evil robots trying to look human (which is not always far from the truth).
Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 05/24/2003 04:19 PM EST
damn i would never think but those marvel helmets actually kinda fly!!
i wouldn't mind rockin one of them like in the corner of the room or somethin, haha people come in the crib see that be like 'what tha f--'??
how much do those cost tho?
Chestnuts roasted by photocdclub.com @ 05/24/2003 05:39 PM EST
Hmm. Well, congrats Matt. Can't say I'm entirely jealous, since I'd likely plug my ears, but Lisa Marie's hosting -- get her to answer three questions and there's your article right there. You could even pull an entire article out of one question, provided it's that one. Your first two are throwaways, really, to lure her into a false sense of security, and then ZOWIE! that one. You know what I mean. And if you proposition Britney while your woman (Dana?) holds the digicam and uses the mpeg capture function, I'd certainly enjoy a video download of your ass getting "Speared". I'd explain that further, but I think I'll leave it vague -- as is, it works on multiple levels, and yes, all of them were intended. Enjoy!
Chestnuts roasted by Wes @ 05/24/2003 08:39 PM EST
If Britney farts in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it really smell?
Chestnuts roasted by derek @ 05/24/2003 10:23 PM EST
Man, Bowling for Soup used to kick ass. They are from Dallas and I can remember going to their shows when something like 10 other people would show up.
Chestnuts roasted by Ugnaughts rule! @ 05/25/2003 12:23 AM EST
i still think simple plan is hilarious. bunch of whiney kids from montreal. can't get any more annoying than that.
actually, they came here once and played a free show, which is fucking insane because no one ever comes here [although that's changing it looks like. bad religion (ick. punk.) was here a few weeks ago, and sparta is supposedly coming], and STILL i couldn't be bothered to go. that tells ya' something.
Chestnuts roasted by evin @ 05/25/2003 01:40 AM EST
thats not his shield, Cap's shield is ROUND I TELL YOU ROUND!
how else do you think he chucks it like a frisbee :-D
Chestnuts roasted by Pointing out mistakes that only 2 or three people care about @ 05/25/2003 04:39 AM EST
Having something against Montréal?
need i say "Godspeed you! black emperor" ?
and Matt, i don't know if you are lucky or cursed but that's going to be funny reading about that show. I've heard that britney takes it up the ass humm :)
Chestnuts roasted by Porn pieces or the scars of cold kisses @ 05/25/2003 04:46 AM EST
yeah I'll admit it I"m a closet Aerosmith fan but when I've seen them they really catre to the audience their. Like I saw them in the middle of nowwhere at some out door concert with the crowd being mostly over 25 and they rocked out pretty good and didn't do any pop shit, then of course I saw them once in Minneapolis and the crowd consisted of teenages and well it sucked. Thing is really no matter how good or bad a band is if you can't have a good time with the audience around it isn't going to be all that great. Like Family values tour there have been a couple bands on the tour that I've seen seperate then once I get around all the anoying teenages it just ruins the show. Oh well.
Chestnuts roasted by edthacow @ 05/25/2003 07:10 AM EST
Wow. America gets Daniel Bedingfield? What an ugly joke-tard, second only to Robbie Williams in failing US crossover lameness. I hear EMI put 5,000,000 copies of Robbie's new album in US record stores. Sales so far are less than 40,000 after three or four weeks. hahaha...
Chestnuts roasted by cheven @ 05/25/2003 10:10 AM EST
Holy crap... Bowling for Soup rules.
Chestnuts roasted by RyanMan @ 05/25/2003 01:45 PM EST
If anyone wants to see a good copy of the Garbage Pail Kids movie but can't shell out the cash for an eBayed copy... here's a Bittorrent copy:
http://10mbit.com/suprnova/garbage%20pail%20kids.torrent
Chestnuts roasted by Master H @ 05/25/2003 03:02 PM EST
i live in rockland.
I WANT TO GO I LOVE DANIEL BEDINGFIELD WITH MY PEEPEE :'(
i wish i had been listening when you won. that wouldve been kool.
Chestnuts roasted by hi @ 05/25/2003 04:48 PM EST
Actually, that is Cap's shield. It's the original one he used back in the 30's to beat on Nazis with. I don't think he threw it like a frisbee in those days.
Chestnuts roasted by One of the 2 or three other people that care @ 05/25/2003 06:11 PM EST
He learnt to do that after seeing back to the future 3 :o)
Chestnuts roasted by Porn pieces or the scars of cold kisses @ 05/25/2003 09:55 PM EST
Nothing is truly free. They'll be selling bottled water for $5 or some other ungodly amount. In the time it takes to sit through all these bands how many bottles will you have to buy to avoid dehydration? It's a conspiracy, man...
Chestnuts roasted by hope @ 05/26/2003 06:58 AM EST
Hey Matt, That show really sucks ass. You should paint your face white, where a leather jacket with no shirt on and put your hair in a devil's peak just like the Misfits and then just sit there and stare at all the crappy acts with no emotion.
Chestnuts roasted by The Rebel @ 05/26/2003 02:12 PM EST
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2175551755&category=1306
@ $500 so far. I dont know about you, but an extra hour of my time would be worth $500!! How much can you possibly make off this site? im guessing not enough to pass up 500$ lol
Chestnuts roasted by dirtymicseamus @ 05/26/2003 06:01 PM EST
Wow, too bad there aren't going to be any cool bands there. Get trashed and yell at Britney to take off her top.
Chestnuts roasted by Black Zarak @ 05/27/2003 08:45 AM EST
so how was the show? are we getting a blog entry, or must we use our imaginations to envision the screaming hoards of tweeners?
Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 05/27/2003 03:10 PM EST
Yeah, having Aerosmith on a card like that is like having Abraham Lincoln emcee at a slavery rally. WHAT IN THE FUCK!!! That would be my response to that scenario, as I would imagine it would be for anyone else. Gee, and it's hosted by Britney Spears and Lisa Marie Presley....HHMM, u remember that song that goes, "One of these things is not like the other....."? Granted, Lisa Marie doesn't sing, but NEITHER DOES BRITNEY! And the rest of the line-up sounds pretty fucking lame, so lame in fact, that in order to enjoy this concert, u had better forgoe the alcohol, and just ask someone to hit you over the head with a huge mallet. I, as well, despise mainstream music, mainly because it's nothing but the same crap, over and over and over again. What in the fuck happened to originality and talent? And who convinced this Simon guy that he was all-knowing when it came to who can sing and who cannot sing? The ONLY reason why people like him is because he's from Britain, and he has a foreign accent, so this means that he automatically knows it all. Jeez, people are soo fucking stupid when it comes to what is and what is not music. I personally like Aerosmith, but only in small doses, cause I don't like to overdose on the fact that they USED to be a good band. Anywho, that's all I have to say about that!
Chestnuts roasted by GraphArtist @ 05/27/2003 05:55 PM EST
The show is on June 1st, Squee. Still debating whether or not to go. :) If I do, I'll write about it tho.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 05/27/2003 08:05 PM EST
oooh, for some reason I thought it was this past sunday. Guess I pulled a Bitner.
= /
If you decide not to go and can't sell 'em, send the woman and a friend. I'm sure they'll enjoy it.
Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 05/28/2003 03:19 PM EST
I've won prizes from radio stations on 3 different occasions. 1. Def Leppard's Hysteria (on record) (gave it away); 2. Tickets to a planetarium light show (didn't go); and 3. Tickets to a Kansas concert and an ET video (didn't bother going to the radio station to pick them up).
Now if it had been a NUKIE video...
Chestnuts roasted by Jeremy Henderson @ 05/30/2003 08:27 PM EST
so how the hell was the show? (or wasn't )
The only thing I won on the radio was a t-shirt for giving the best torture to do to an intern.
(Shave his legs, put him in a dress and have him visit the guest DJ in prison. Jacksonville had a celebrity guest guy they broadcast from prison as a gag at the time. Which, come to think of it, is pretty fucked up. Remember Bubba the Love Sponge anyone?...or is that just a Florida thing)
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