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05/19/2003 Entry: "HULKAMANIA II!"

The Hulk Piñata returns with more Hulk goods, including green apple Twizzlers, green slime Jell-O pudding, more gummi candy, and even a special new friend. Click here to see the latest batch! From what I'm hearing, this barely scratches the surface. There's at least ten more insane Hulk-items out there I've yet to come across, and there's no signs of it ending till that movie's made 50 trillion bucks.

REPLIES: 39 comments

Pinata full of Hulky Candy Goodness Hulk!

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 05/19/2003 01:55 PM EST

I am currently eating Hulk Oreos.

They are like regular oreos, but if I find a green one, they inject me with the gamma formula.

Then me smash.

Rargh.

Chestnuts roasted by Ed Franklin @ 05/19/2003 02:07 PM EST

hooray hulk with pinata new desktop wallpaper

Chestnuts roasted by rowdykatie @ 05/19/2003 02:08 PM EST

ok... so toxicity in another blog post made me remember this.... maybe you guys will too. it was kinda like the G.U.T.S. guys, and monsters in my pocket. It was called... the garbage bag bunch... or something like that. the gimmick was you didn't know which one you got until you put the trashbag in water, and disolved it... someone has to remember these guys... im gonna post it in the blog till someone tells me how expensive they are on ebay

Chestnuts roasted by chad @ 05/19/2003 02:42 PM EST

'Trash Bag Lunch.'

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 05/19/2003 02:44 PM EST

Matt to the rescue yet again!

Chestnuts roasted by Travis @ 05/19/2003 02:58 PM EST

All this hulk stuff, and you haven't reviewed the Hulk voice changing mask?

We've been using it at my work to leave threatening voice mails using the Hulk's voice.

"THE HULK NEEDS THOSE T.P.S. REPORTS, A.S.A.P.!!"

Almost as fun as the hulk hands.

Chestnuts roasted by cousin loomis @ 05/19/2003 02:58 PM EST

At least the article didn't degenerate into piñata porn.

Shit what the fuck is up with Hulk shit? Shouldn't all this stuff only come out if the movie is a hit?

Chestnuts roasted by fllffyulfd(Mash the keyboard) @ 05/19/2003 03:20 PM EST

There probably are hulk condoms.

Chestnuts roasted by llgll @ 05/19/2003 03:21 PM EST

Green Apple Twizzlers were da bomb in Phantoms, yo.

Chestnuts roasted by Kev @ 05/19/2003 03:48 PM EST

HULK rules! When I was helping on a Tyrannosaurus dig (fossils), the common joke when removing the rock overburden was "HULK SMASH!" followed by slamming a pick axe or sledge hammer down on the stupid rocks, trying to get to the bones.

Unfortuantely, that phrase will become WAY too common to use like that now. Any suggestions for a new rock-breaking phrase? And I wish those Hulk Hands had been around then. We could have said the words without talking. Of course, they probably would have been destroyed after about a day.

Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 05/19/2003 04:17 PM EST

Have you been trying to contact your favorite semi-celebrity?
http://www.stararchive.com/starc2000/search.php
Here are the sad results for Corey Haim
http://www.stararchive.com/starc2000/sl/2795.html

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 05/19/2003 04:42 PM EST

ME-it's probably difficult to find the right cardboard box in LA so you can deliver Corey's mail.

Coincidentally, every address on there had a Dumpster nearby.

Chestnuts roasted by Travis @ 05/19/2003 04:45 PM EST

Sean - You could say, "Look at the bad guy." Then you could yell "I'm oozing machizmo." Then you could razors edge a sledgehammer.

Chestnuts roasted by CalmingEffect @ 05/19/2003 04:52 PM EST

Razor Ramon 4 Life!

Chestnuts roasted by Rob @ 05/19/2003 05:54 PM EST

Hulk is blah. Fat Daddy with Green Bamboo Peanut make better movie subject.

Chestnuts roasted by Molten @ 05/19/2003 06:24 PM EST

I still say the Hulk pinata sounds like Bizarro from SuperFriends (hint, hint). At least, that's how my mind reads it, and who can rely on my sick mind?

I like the blog comments because there's less of a chance of getting banned. Not that I've ever been banned from anything. I've been made very unwelcome in places, but never banned.

Chestnuts roasted by Go Knock Jimmy Down @ 05/19/2003 06:40 PM EST

I wanna see a factory screw-up purple Hulk hands. FUN!

Chestnuts roasted by Onslaught Six (still wanting his He-Man Happy Meal article) @ 05/19/2003 08:50 PM EST

http://www.toyarchive.com/TrashBagBunch.html

I love the names, wastor, desposor, ect.

Chestnuts roasted by 123456789101112 @ 05/19/2003 09:27 PM EST

Oh, wow. That Hulk action figure is rad. He's got on a Spidey life-jacket and a hat like John McCrea from CAKE. I guess Hulk not swim so good. But Hulk is fashionable. Sort of.

Chestnuts roasted by ChaosMonkey @ 05/19/2003 10:55 PM EST

What? There's more than one kind of Hulk pudding? What a world we live in where a man can choose to either mix his own Hulk pudding or be lazy and open a Hulk pudding cup. Hulk pudding...doesn't sound too appetizing after you say it a few times...

Chestnuts roasted by Black Zarak @ 05/19/2003 11:03 PM EST

I like pudding, but I don't think I'd enjoy it being green. That would make me feel unclean.

Chestnuts roasted by Priam @ 05/20/2003 01:43 AM EST

I'm impressed the Hulk there came up with "eggshell with a hint of pink". That doesn't sound very hulk-ey to me ;)

What flavor is the green hulk pudding?

Chestnuts roasted by jjgoreha @ 05/20/2003 07:55 AM EST

I'd like to hear the Hulk's thoughts on the recent developments in Six Feet Under. Does the Hulk prefer Lisa or Brenda with Nate? Lisa was being a bitch but Brenda was a bitch and a whore. Maybe the Hulk is responsible for Lisa's disappearance... I wouldn't put it past him. He could have lured her into his green van with the promise of jolly ranchers and pudding decorated with his face. Then he would have Nate all to himself - but we know he's just using Nate to get closer to David.

I also think the Hulk kind of looks like Billy.

Chestnuts roasted by shinfifo @ 05/20/2003 12:00 PM EST

Speaking of Marvel merchandising:
http://www.superherohype.com/cgi-bin/news/fullnews.cgi?newsid1053437054,5839,
"...Lipson, who worked with Cuneo at Remington Products, said Marvel now had hundreds of licensing agreements in markets from toys to video games and films. In film, Marvel has struck several deals in which it gets not only a licensing fee for the rights to characters but also a percentage of gross box-office sales."

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 05/20/2003 12:46 PM EST

Dah.... Lemur no post on this blog yet, post now!!!! Lemur like Hulk article, think Bull should be smashed so Lemur eat candy-goodness inside!! RAHHHHHH! Lemur be Hulk for Halloweed, get green paint in hard to clean places and dye jeans purple. Lemur no like purple pants, but Lemur will wear them one night. Lemur hungry, go eat Hulk candy now...RAHHHHH!

iceman801@yahoo.com

Chestnuts roasted by Psychic Lemur @ 05/20/2003 05:53 PM EST

I got a glowing Hulk sour candy. Now, whenever I get mad, I turn into a pinata. Not quite what I hoped would happen. Well, at least I am full of wonderful candy to share with all of the loyal fans of X-E. Come by and whack the shit out of me with a baseball bat. A Baby Ruth bar will pop out of my ass for you.

Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 05/21/2003 05:25 PM EST

The pudding's flavor is vanilla...at least that's what the box says in the pic.

Chestnuts roasted by Teddy Ray @ 05/21/2003 08:08 PM EST

I just saw Slim Jim's at the store that were "Hulk-Sized" with 17 beef sticks instead of 15...

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