There's your little dog and pony show. Tomorrow's article should be good - it's about the most famous cereal premium of all time, a small-but-spirited item that had the kind of fad power to take in nearly 80 million dollars from the U.S. alone. I've been keeping up a pretty decent schedule with the article frequency, no? Just goes to show you how far fifteen cups of coffee at 7 AM can actually take you. I've got a huge lot of stuff to review coming on in - not movies this time, but actual stuff. These are the kind of things that really can't be reviewed unless I've got them in my hands to fondle and take pictures of, so figure on a heavy dose of firsthand item examinations real soon. What the fuck am I talking about? Guess I need a sixteenth cup.

By the way, enter your name in that Sony Watchman contest if you haven't already. I'm serious when I say that it's in no way a come-on - I personally know the people responsible for both putting the contest together and sending out the prizes, and they're basically just trying to clear out old warehouse stock. Again, if you're one of the winners, make sure you e-mail me to let me know.

Chestnuts roasted by Ubu Rex @ 02/12/2003 11:57 AM EST

Ha, I had the Yoda wallet. Cheap, cheap plastic. Damn thing broke the first time I used it. I hate Yoda.

Chestnuts roasted by Squid Head @ 02/12/2003 12:50 PM EST

I still have my YODA eraser!!!! it is in my STARWARS carrying case, under my grandma's bed. I used that as a pretend Yoda, because my REAL Yoda was too special to me to use in regular play. I chewed on Princess Leia's bounty hunter mask so much I am surprised i didn't choke on it.

Chestnuts roasted by t-rah @ 02/12/2003 01:53 PM EST

I'm pretty sure those items could fetch a few pennys on ebay.

Chestnuts roasted by Big Will @ 02/12/2003 01:55 PM EST

I was just partaking in the joy that is the whale section and i read something disturbing...Frenchy from American Idol was in porn???? please explain this disturbing disturbing news? wasn't she the somewhat heavy girl with the great voice? she was my favorite! get back to me please!

Chestnuts roasted by t-rah @ 02/12/2003 01:59 PM EST

A lot of people thought she was gonna win. Yeah it's true, or at least according to what Robin said on Stern today. The pink-haired dark horse rumbunny seems to have had a colorful past checkered with side trips to the Pornorama. Plus she just had these - amazing - big huge monster hands.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 02/12/2003 02:03 PM EST

Spikor would kick the shit out of Frenchy from American Idol with his deadly body spikes.

Chestnuts roasted by The Toixc Avenger @ 02/12/2003 02:15 PM EST

My friend Brodi wants to know if Spikor is completely covered in spikes even his dork. Then that would mean he could never get laid, which explains why he fights for the forces of evil. (Sorry for the consecutive posts, there is just something about that Spikor)

Chestnuts roasted by The Toxic Avenger @ 02/12/2003 02:19 PM EST

Well there's two theories on this.

1) He has no spikes anywhere else from the waist down, so he doesn't have a spiky dick.

2) His torso and head are all spikes, so his pipi is probably spiked too.

I think you should ask Mario Lopez since he's down wit He-man.

www.theotherhalf.tv probably has an email addy to him.

Chestnuts roasted by Casey Jones @ 02/12/2003 03:22 PM EST

I think I may actually have been the only kid ever to own a Sy-Klone figure. For whatever reason, I made him a serious 'bad ass' out of my He-Man figures, before I knew he sucked so much. No weapon, and a stupid radar in his chest? WTF?

Chestnuts roasted by Evan @ 02/12/2003 04:05 PM EST

I had him. He was the first to die. Fisto lived longer when I needed some casualities on the good guy's side. MAN AT ARMS lived longer than Sy-Clone. When the man with the penis shaped head lives longer than you, it's pretty sad.

I think I'd have Sy-Clone be the jobber of my action figure wrestling leagues too. Two-Bad, who just punched himself in the face all the time, even got a win over him, I think.

Chestnuts roasted by Casey Jones @ 02/12/2003 04:13 PM EST

Ok, maybe someone out there can answer this one. There used to be a tv show where the gimmick was that you could "control the action." This entailed buying a light gun-type toy and firing at the bright flashing lights during the space ship battle scenes. I think that the toy gun would then make noises and sound like you were kicking the evil spacemen's asses.

This was a regular tv show, not a game or anything like that. If anyone knows what this, please tell me so I can once again sleep at night.

Matt, if you know, could you maybe do an article on it?

Chestnuts roasted by Ronnie Pruitt @ 02/12/2003 05:56 PM EST

Captain Power?

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 02/12/2003 05:59 PM EST

I'm thinking it was maybe Captain Power. During some scenes, parts of the screen flashed weirdly, and you could use the various spaceships or gun thingies to make sounds that would inspire your mother to start drinking. I'm pretty sure I still have a couple of those toys somewhere...

Chestnuts roasted by Patrick @ 02/12/2003 06:27 PM EST

YES!

Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future! Damn that show rocked. I don't know what made me think of that, but it's been driving me crazy.

Thanks Matt!

Chestnuts roasted by Ronnie Pruitt @ 02/12/2003 06:27 PM EST

On the note of Sy-Clone, how could you say his career ended with his stupid comic? He was in the new show! So far, though, he's only been in one episode, the name of which escapes me. Skeletor stole some stones from him that turned He-Man and him into invinceable samurai. Sy-Clone almost killed himself, but He-Man stopped him. Fucking He-Man.

Chestnuts roasted by Random, faceless geek @ 02/12/2003 06:46 PM EST

Captain Power was created by the director of the live-action He-Man movie, Gary Goddard (He company, Landmark Entertainmnet, is one of the top interactive ride designers and he also created Skeleton Warriors; landmarkusa.com)and the creator of Babylon 5, J. Michael Straczynski.
www.captainpower.com

Chestnuts roasted by Tank @ 02/12/2003 07:20 PM EST

Hey Matt, it's about time you got the forum back up and running. If you can do this, I will send you my Optimus Prime (with a missing arm) toy that I tossed at my brother during one of my legendary temper tantrums from yesteryear.

Chestnuts roasted by OJ Simpson @ 02/12/2003 07:21 PM EST

There are some Captain Power VHS tapes at my local Half Price Books, as well as a few other of those types of games. Maybe I should get them.

Chestnuts roasted by Ubu Rex @ 02/12/2003 08:31 PM EST

The site linked has Captain power episodes on a DVD

Chestnuts roasted by tank @ 02/12/2003 08:53 PM EST

Hey, don't mean to make an anal retentive comment or anything, but did you notice in Sy-Clone's comic that at the top of one page, the narration (if you can call it that) refers to him as Tornado. Hey, think about it.

Chestnuts roasted by Andy @ 02/12/2003 11:42 PM EST

"The Yoda figural eraser was actually the first Star Wars item I've ever owned, having been given to me by my brother who felt the eraser smelled just a little bit too much like candy. Indeed, it smelled so much like candy that I couldn't help biting Yoda's ears off and eating them."

Sometimes it scares me to read the things you write. I sometimes feel as if I have a cyber clone. I remember the sweet candy smell of the Yoda eraser. I fear mine met the same end as yours. I still have mine, and he's missing his ears. To this day, I can't recall what happened to them. If my stomach could talk, I'm sure it would help me recall the whereabouts of many of my childhood toys...

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Joe @ 02/13/2003 02:06 AM EST

excuse me for being a geek, but i remember cyclone in a heman cartoon. they REALLY put over his spinning power.
first his arms spun, like torndoes, then his legs spun, like tornadoes, then he became a really big tornadoe and blew all the villians back to where they came from. i think he may even have been in shera instead but i cant remember which one.

Chestnuts roasted by tin man @ 02/13/2003 05:30 AM EST

I heard a rumour Sy-clone was the end result of a charector creation contest. Any one no if there was any truth to it?

Chestnuts roasted by Other @ 02/13/2003 06:09 AM EST

I had those erasers except for yoda and jabba! My royal gaurd one stuck around for ages...I bet it's still around somewhere, though probably crumbling and chewed up and encrusted with dust bunnies. I used those as surrogate action figures.

Chestnuts roasted by Scythemantis @ 02/13/2003 06:30 AM EST

regarding cyclone being a character created by a contest winner:

he wasn't, but there was once a haracter contest, but the winners character was never made into a figure. look at www.he-man.org to find out more, and look at pics and stuff.

Chestnuts roasted by tin man @ 02/13/2003 09:38 AM EST

Looking at the Star Wars noise I saw glow in the dark erasers. Why would anyone need that? You can't write in the dark, so why would you want your eraser to glow? Or would you write with the light on, then run over and turn off the lights, then fix your mistakes? I'm so confused.

Chestnuts roasted by guttercar @ 02/13/2003 11:05 AM EST

Erasers glow in the dark because it is neat. Who need's an eraser that smells good or is shaped like an alien? No one NEEDS them, we just love them. You need to let go of logic and feel the force, dude.

Chestnuts roasted by t-rah @ 02/13/2003 11:46 AM EST

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