REPLIES: 28 comments
Good god that's a lot of Christmas crap.
Chestnuts roasted by title of anime @ 12/20/2002 03:06 AM EST
You should do a scavanger hunt on this picture, like they used to do in kids magazines. Can you see....First one to crop and send 'em all to you wins world peace and an end to hunger. Cause no one gives out big enough prizes anymore.
Chestnuts roasted by Jokir @ 12/20/2002 07:06 AM EST
The light blue of XE matches the blue of your walls O_o
Chestnuts roasted by Its raining out :( @ 12/20/2002 07:52 AM EST
Whats with the telatubby?
Chestnuts roasted by Past1986 @ 12/20/2002 08:18 AM EST
That's not just ANY Teletubby. That's Po!
Chestnuts roasted by Attaboy @ 12/20/2002 09:50 AM EST
my x-mas tree is 6 inches tall and surrounded by ninja turtles holding ornaments. EEE!
Chestnuts roasted by Kennef @ 12/20/2002 10:28 AM EST
Hey, great movie review! I HAVE seen a worse 80's movie, though-- and it was quite amazing, too, with its dialog and performances.
Human Highway. If you know of Devo or Neil Young, and can stand either one, that movie is for you.
It's SOOOO BAD, It's amazing! The epitome of a cult classic!
Chestnuts roasted by Jensen Bohren @ 12/20/2002 11:20 AM EST
Nice tree, Matt. I'm sorry that I have to post a sad comment below such a festive picture, but I must deliver some bad news...
XE is no longer the top match in a Google search for "Giant Ape Juice"!
XE has been knocked down to number two. The new reiging king of Giant Ape Juice (acording to Google) is this: http://www.shtank-interactive.com/btc/index.php?comic=120
I sense a rivalry brewing here...
Check this out, from the above mentioned page: "GIANT APE JUICE! Yes. Giant ape juice. We aim to be at least the #2 giant ape juice referrer on the entire internet. Can't get enough of that sweet, sweet giant ape juice. Do you want some giant ape juice yet? Sure you do."
Looks like they overshot the goal a little, huh?
Just thought I'd share
BTW, what's up with the Advent Calander? The suspense is killing me...
Chestnuts roasted by Valel420 @ 12/20/2002 01:06 PM EST
a blue reindeer? Ms. Brite's got a sick sense of humor
Chestnuts roasted by sharkie @ 12/20/2002 01:45 PM EST
PREEEEEEEEEEEEETTY! ;D Matt's a lucky, lucky Christmas boy. Have a good one, Matt! ;)
Chestnuts roasted by Cristofer @ 12/20/2002 03:02 PM EST
that blue reindeer is actually a pokemon, horsea, wee!
Chestnuts roasted by kennef @ 12/20/2002 03:04 PM EST
HMMPH!! gizmo (and mogwais in general) would never hang out with rainbow brite or the teletubbies, they're FAR too cool for that! .... On second thought... giz did ride a barbie car didn't he? *sigh*
Chestnuts roasted by fnord @ 12/20/2002 09:03 PM EST
Is it just me or is the tellitubbie(sp?) staring at the tree? That doesnt seem like a jolly look on his face? Maybe he's jewish?
Chestnuts roasted by Santa Claus @ 12/21/2002 10:38 AM EST
I can see Metroplex guarding the entrance to the tree room. Ain't nobody breaking in to that room! Then again, I think the Teletubby would scare off anyone who snuck by the Plex! TELETUBBIES! AGH! RUN! Evil, evil creatures them Tubbies! I'm telling you! One day you'll all be sorry for not heading my warnin...what medication..get away from meeeeeeeeeeeee..........
Chestnuts roasted by ShadowWing: the technorganic Autobot @ 12/21/2002 06:05 PM EST
teletubbies fucking rule. that show is brilliant. makes SO little sense that it amazes me. i mean, one of them playing with a ball, another comes up on a scooter, gets hit in the face by a hat, they hug, and then fall down for no apparent reason while the sun laughs at them.
god i love childrens tv sometimes.
Chestnuts roasted by evin @ 12/22/2002 01:32 AM EST
Love the site man. I do a similar type of posts on my xanga plz check them out if you have the chance. I also live in Queens and frequent the yard sale scene. Lata guy
check it out at www.xanga.com/KuRt_LeVy
Guaranteed laugh.
KuRt_LeVy
Chestnuts roasted by KuRt_LeVy @ 12/22/2002 02:18 PM EST
See, "KuRt_LeVy_1337er," the difference between you and Matt here, is not only 1337 C0m3dy skillz, but also basic literacy. So, you know, long live TheMatt.
Chestnuts roasted by Digeridoo @ 12/22/2002 02:52 PM EST
Any chance at a review of Just one of The Guys?
I could think of like 100 funny things to say about that movie, so Matt should be able to come up with like 50 times that.
Chestnuts roasted by Casey Jones @ 12/22/2002 04:25 PM EST
Woooah, John Stamos from Full House took a big greasy shit in that dude Kurt_Levy's house!
Chestnuts roasted by Hand solo @ 12/22/2002 11:50 PM EST
What about the advent calander? Oh by the way that Kurt Levy site isn't very good, but that's just my opinion. Tree looks fantastic too. This whole comment seems very random. Oh well.
Chestnuts roasted by Mark @ 12/23/2002 04:36 AM EST
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Chestnuts roasted by advent calendar junkie @ 12/23/2002 05:31 PM EST
"advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar advent calendar "
I Concur.
Chestnuts roasted by Big Bad Lemur Tamer @ 12/23/2002 11:32 PM EST
Oh i agree I dont think that kurt levey site could hold a candle to this site. I just looked at it out of curiosity and saw how Stamos laid some pipe at the guys house when he was a wee lad. I'm sure I will never look at it again:p
Chestnuts roasted by Hand Solo @ 12/24/2002 12:19 AM EST
out of curiosity, is that the early model poe teletubby? the one that says fagot fagot bite my butt? i love that thing
Chestnuts roasted by pip @ 12/24/2002 09:45 PM EST
I am so jealous of your tree I could spit. This is my second year on my own and me and my roomates only have 3 collective ornaments. At our holiday party some of our more artistic friends who thought our tree was pathetic decorated it with household items. We now have a tape measure garland, a cheese grater, several powerbars, forks and spoons, bath scrubbies, combs, cat and dog toys and a fake snake on our tree. and then I come to x-e and see all of your overflowing christmas abundance AND A PO! it is injustice I say!!!! I just want to cry. why has Santa forsaken me? merry and pippin christmas to you, I am going to go admire the cheese grater.
Chestnuts roasted by t-rah, princess of pouting @ 12/25/2002 09:54 AM EST
I am Kurt Levy, and I am not at all funny. My site is stupid. I rip off a lot of photos, and I am a douchebag. Merry Christmas. Send me hatemail.
Chestnuts roasted by Kurt Levy @ 12/25/2002 04:15 PM EST
Kurt levy said that saved by the bell was from the 80's. Try early 90's.
Chestnuts roasted by mc @ 12/26/2002 03:31 AM EST
Kurt_Levys site is pretty bad. I gotta admit. On the Saved by the Bell article I think he used "alas" 57 times. And the whole article was like 70 words long. He also said lastly we have Lisa, and then lastly we have the principle. Lastly usually means the last one... but Kurt played some Tom-foolery on us.... Har Har. And his action figure story didn't hold a candle to Matts.
Oh well... don't promote your site on a board with such devoted fans as X-E's fans... you'll never stand a chance. Although I am loosing faith in Matt since I have been waiting for the end of the advent calendar for oh.... 7 days
Chestnuts roasted by Chad @ 12/26/2002 10:16 AM EST
