Monthly Archives: November 2011

The Greatest Christmas Presents Ever: Chapter 3.

December starts tomorrow. So excited. So nervous. I always put so much pressure on December. That poor month. It’s going to be the busiest of the year, but I still expect it to be the best. Most of us do. … Continue reading

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Kraft Mac & Cheese Winter Shapes!

I chose the font in that logo because it looked something like macaroni and cheese. You can’t imagine the thought that goes into every facet of this website. Where is my fame? After their critically acclaimed Halloween experiment, Kraft is … Continue reading

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Wendy’s + Toys “R” Us = Xmas.

Not since Stephen Tyler crashed through the wall on Run-D.M.C. has an unexpected teaming worked so well. This holiday season, a redhead and a giraffe are making it cool to eat shit again. In the latest Wendy’s Kids’ Meal – … Continue reading

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10 Random Things About A Charlie Brown Christmas.

I’ve wanted to write something substantial about A Charlie Brown Christmas for a while now, but it seemed pointless to review/recap a show that you’ve all seen five hundred times. Instead, below are ten random thoughts and observations about my … Continue reading

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Christmas Crackers.

I’ve written about “Christmas Crackers” before. Twice, actually. Maybe this can be my new thing. I’ll be the guy who writes about Christmas crackers, annually. It could be worse. I could be the guy who resembles a California condor. I … Continue reading

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Kemps Holiday Ice Cream.

With only a month (!!!) left before Christmas, it seems I should get a move on if I’m gonna stand any chance of covering all of the holiday junk I bought. So, for what seems like the 83rd time this … Continue reading

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Black Friday.

It’s 3:30 in the morning and I’m just now sitting down to write this. If it comes out wonky, that’s my excuse. I’ve never been a Black Friday maniac, but since so many stores were opening unusually early this year, … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving!

This is your all-purpose Thanksgiving thread. Discuss what you’re eating, where you’re going and who you’re seeing. What are you thankful for? Is it turkeys? It should be. So many turkeys gave their lives for tomorrow’s dinner. Let us honor … Continue reading

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Recreating McDonald’s Holiday Chicken McNuggets.

As McDonald’s commercials taught us time and time again, no food is as Christmassy as a good ol’ Chicken McNugget. I’m dead serious. Being a television-glued, holiday-obsessed fast food fanatic throughout the ’80s, I had every reason to draw this … Continue reading

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Don’t shoot the messenger.

So, I’ve been fixing up the old Advent Calendars, and it finally hit me that I really don’t want to do it this year. I’m going to, but it’s going to be really short. Short, jokey and simple. Snowman, gift, … Continue reading

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