
Relive X-Entertainment’s 2011 Christmas Season, with the list o’ links below!
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The Chia Pet Tradition Continues! Every year, I grow a Chia Pet. This year, I upped the ante. I grew a Chia Guy. (11/8) |
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Holiday Pop-Tarts Extravaganza! The only things better than these seasonal Pop-Tarts are the crazy recipes that came with them. (11/9) |
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The Greatest Christmas Presents Ever I! Reliving the greatest Christmas presents of my youth, up first is a Ninja Turtle with a really rude tongue. (11/10) |
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The Friday Fiver: Christmas Candy! Five Christmas candies, sold in similarly sized boxes. If you like Nerds, you will eat this post. (11/11) |
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The 7 Best Yetis Ever! From Bumble to the Wampa, here are my seven favorite abominable snowmen from all walks of pop culturedom. (11/13) |
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Target's Holiday Milk! This post has a few things, but Target's "Holiday Milk" -- velvet red cow juice -- gets top billing. (11/15) |
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Mr. Potato Head: Holiday Spud! Mr. Potato Head is back, and this time, he's a tree. I had a lot of fun with this potato tree, as you'll soon see. (11/15) |
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Low Budget Stocking Stuffers! Chattering teeth and generic wrestlers are only slightly better than coal. (11/17) |
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More Absurd Holiday Cocktails! 2011 continues the tradition of examining recipes for some really dated cocktails. This time, the ingredients include everything from green onion to bananas. (11/18) |
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Spumonster! Born an ice cream cake, died a monster. This is the story of my friend. My friend named Spumonster. (11/19) |
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The Greatest Christmas Presents Ever II! If you read this site, there's just no way you've never lost yourself in a bucket of LEGO bricks. Deny and die. (11/21) |
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McDonald's Holiday Chicken McNuggets! Easily among my favorite posts of the season, watch in awe as I recreate Holiday Chicken McNuggets from 1987 -- limited edition sauces and all! (11/23) |
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Happy Thanksgiving! What could have been a simple post wishing you a happy Thanksgiving turned into...something else. (11/23) |
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Black Friday! Stores opened even earlier than usual for Black Friday in 2011 -- if they ever bothered to close at all. I was there, and I came home one cookie richer. (11/25) |
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Kemps Holiday Ice Cream! Popsicles, shaped like snowmen and Christmas trees. Thing is, there are no popsicle sticks. (11/25) |
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Christmas Crackers! The ancient tradition of discovering shitty toys inside explosive cardboard tubes lives on, and I'm here to collect my crummy paper hats. (11/26) |
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10 Things About A Charlie Brown Christmas! From Lucy's coin bank to 100% metal pink trees, here are ten random facts and observations about my all-time favorite Christmas special. (11/28) |
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Wendy's + Toys "R" Us = Xmas! Wendy's and Toys "R" Us team up to bring us some fast food freebies worth celebrating. It's the "Unwrap The Fun" Kids' Meal! (11/29) |
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Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Winter Shapes! Macaroni and cheese is so much better when it's shaped like snowflakes and candy canes. (11/29) |
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The Greatest Christmas Presents Ever III! You've probably never heard of Con-Nect-Ables, but once you read this, that won't be true anymore. (11/30) |
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Christmas Story Crap! From a "Chop Suey Palace" statue to chic pink bunny slippers, here's a big, sloppy post full of Christmas Story crap! (12/1) |
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Holiday Roe! The story of one man's Christmas season changing for the better, all because of a cheap sushi joint. (12/2) |
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Tree, Meat, Cake, Gum, Birds! This post has it all. A Christmas tree. Beef snacks. Big League Chew. You can't go wrong. Read it now. (12/3) |
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Blogs of Christmas Past! X-E's archives are too big for any sane person to digest, so I've cherry-picked some of the better holiday blogs from years past, for your Christmassy convenience. (12/5) |
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Holiday Mallow Madness! Kraft attacks with an amazing and awesome onslaught of holiday-themed marshmallows -- each with weirdo recipes that I couldn't resist trying. (12/6) |
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The Kryptonite Crazy Box! The only thing missing from this article is Christmas. It has everything else, and I do mean everything. (12/7) |
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Holiday Toaster Strudel! Toaster Strudel, now with limited edition "Holiday Green" icing. Also included: The Toaster Strudel Art Expo! (12/8) |
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The Greatest Christmas Presents Ever IV! In the biggest addition to this series so far, bask in the five hundred glories of Jabba the Hutt. (12/9) |
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Coke's White Cans & The Snowball Blast Slurpee! The story of Coca-Cola's controversial "white cans." More importantly, the story of the most perfectly snowy mofo Slurpee ever. (12/10) |
Posted by Matt on 12/09/2011. E-mail me!















































