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YOU BEDDER WASH OOT.

Well, it's Christmas Eve! Officially! Plooky plockily! I still need to buy a few presents, I still need to shave for the first time since 1937, and I still need to stuff 50 mushrooms with breadcrumbs, garlic, oil and my top secret ingredient. I am not ready. But, I have lots of wine. And sake. And eggnog.

Thanks for spending another holiday season with X-E! The 2009 Advent Calendar is complete! This year's was a soul-sucking sacrifice to get done, but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out, and I'm glad that when I'm seeing stars from the wine/sake/eggnog twelve hours from now, I'll be able to think of those stupid little characters having a merry Christmas instead of being eaten by crabs. Ironically, we'll have just finished eating crabs ourselves by then. Their legs, anyway.

Full disclosure: Really wish I would've had time to post more "normal" holiday stuff this season -- that's my one regret. Well, that and the fact that we were too busy and frantic to even get a Christmas Tree. And that I didn't use the foot of snow we got to build an ice fort. Yay, wine. I had to focus on the AC, because once that thing gets away from me, there's no catching up. Hopefully we can do some more "standard" celebrating between now and New Year's?

Your support is so appreciated -- thanks again for making this dinosaur of a site still worth mashing my hands on an ash-encrusted keyboard for after all these many years. Have a great holiday, and please use the comments to talk about your own Christmas celebrations -- the parties, the people, the traditions, and all of that shiny new plastic.

I've gotta go find a razor, scotch tape, and a department store that's still open. Below: Random happy pictures.

I'll see ya for the Fallout Thread -- have a good one!

Posted by Matt on 12/24/2009. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 218 comments

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And a Merry Christmas to all! Well done, Matt!

Chestnuts roasted by BlakeMP @ 12/24/2009 1:47 PM


After a month of searching, i finally found it today- Pomegranate 7up!

Chestnuts roasted by Jason @ 12/24/2009 1:49 PM


H:ey, Matt. Posted this in the last thread, but just in case you don’t read it, wanted to say congrats on finishing the AC. Another great one. Have a great Christmas.

Chestnuts roasted by Chris Martin @ 12/24/2009 1:49 PM


Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you get what you want! Matt, thanks for the many years of Holiday countdowns! Here’s to 100 more! As a gift to all of the internet, I put out a free album today. Please enjoy it. (Link above). Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! WOOO!

Chestnuts roasted by Ricky @ 12/24/2009 1:54 PM


Ahh, Yellowtail Shiraz…best wine under ten bucks :D

Merry Christmas! Me and Max are flying solo this year…for the last time, hopefully! Next year I hope to host Christmas in my new home, and I am going to make all the relatives come over and everyone is going to be forced to wear their Sunday best or suffer the wrath. Besides, it’ll seem classier when the expected drunken debate starts and the men have ties on.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 12/24/2009 1:54 PM


Thanks for the AC this year, Matt — have a great Christmas.

Chestnuts roasted by Review the World @ 12/24/2009 1:59 PM


Merry Christmas, Matt! Thanks for the Christmas wishes. And thank you for finishing the Advent Calendar for once! I read it every year. My family agrees that it’s the weirdest holiday tradition they can think of.

Chestnuts roasted by Brandon @ 12/24/2009 2:01 PM


Have a great Christmas, Matt and the rest of the X-E’ers! Hope everyone has a wonderful time and fun fun FUN!

Chestnuts roasted by Guise @ 12/24/2009 2:05 PM


Merry Christmas from New Jersey, everyone! Thanks for the advent calendar this year, Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by Jason @ 12/24/2009 2:09 PM


What an excellent ending, and a great way to mentally prepare for Christmas (my Christmas IS quite a bit like being kidnapped by giant crabs).

Chestnuts roasted by DrSketch @ 12/24/2009 2:13 PM


Congratulations on finishing the AC this year Matt!

As always, I’ll be lurking–but I’m probably as busy as you now, so I don’t comment much.

But at least I remember the good, strange early days still.

(Nads? Really? I still haven’t gotten over that).

Sean.

Chestnuts roasted by Sean (Fish one) @ 12/24/2009 2:15 PM


Hey Matt.
That.. was.. AWESOME! It had comedy, action and all that other junk no one cares about. I LOVED IT! It’s like a 25-scene long Christmas special! I’ve been reading the X-E advent calendar since at least 2005, and I’ve loved every year. You aren’t returning my e-mails so I thought I’d tell you here: Merry Christmas Matt. May Waiterbot call you a tablef*cker. (i can’t really say that word yet.. i’m only 14. haha!)

Chestnuts roasted by V.J. @ 12/24/2009 2:18 PM


Merry Christmas from this crazy-assed pirate in Alabama. Thank you so much Matt, it was one of the best Advent Calendars yet! I think there’s a little line of prose that sums up my feelings about what you do for my Christmas season. You guys may know this one…

“And it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well if any man possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Waiterbot observed, FUCK YOU CHARLES!!!!!”

Chestnuts roasted by Capt. Will @ 12/24/2009 2:24 PM


Merry Christmas to my entire X-E family! I less than three you guys so much!

I’m going to my aunt and uncle’s house with the parents and the wife this evening. Family…yay.

I have got GOT to get in on the X-E Secret Santa next year!

Thanks for sharing that video in the last thread, kb! And might I add that we have some lovely X-Ettes ’round here? So, an extra Merry Christmas to all you lovely ladies from one fugly sumbitch. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Teddy Ray @ 12/24/2009 2:27 PM


Its always a pleasure to read, Matt. Have a kickass Holiday everyone!

Chestnuts roasted by NintendoMan @ 12/24/2009 2:33 PM


Great to see the AC finished early this year! I’m so excited to read it (I’m saving the ending for Christmas like a good kid would do.)

Your yearly advent calendar has inspired me to make my own each year, although I find Christmas to be really lame so it’s called the Cynical Advent Calendar. Check it out at (ready for it?) http://www.cynicaladventcalendar.com

Chestnuts roasted by Kris @ 12/24/2009 2:36 PM


Merry Christmas!!!!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Jennz @ 12/24/2009 2:40 PM


Wooo Hoo Matt, way to go with another Advent Calendar! Merry Christmas to all fellow XErs. Can’t wait for the fallout thread! Im off to bake cupcakes for Santa with my Daughter. I hope everyone enjoys tonight and tomorrow to the fullest!

Chestnuts roasted by Gregor @ 12/24/2009 2:43 PM


Sorry for the double post, I forgot to mention that Cute Raccoon’s singing Danzig fuggin RULE!

Chestnuts roasted by Gregor @ 12/24/2009 2:45 PM


Hey Matt, awesome AC this year! Great ending. I want to wish you, the woman and all your fam happy holidays and a great new year. Love ya!
Dan

Chestnuts roasted by dantheman137b @ 12/24/2009 2:54 PM


Merry Merry to one and all! Awesome AC this year…I can’t imagine my xmas season without it!

Off to wrap Christmas Eve PJ’s and make cookies. Have a good one!

Chestnuts roasted by MissJess @ 12/24/2009 2:59 PM


Thank you so much Matt for the wonderful AC this year! you have truly outdone yourself. Hope the fatman brings you all you wish for this year, and a very Merry Christmas to all you XE’ers! This year has truly been one for the books!

Chestnuts roasted by RandyRoyce @ 12/24/2009 3:02 PM


I am happy that the XE Advent Calendar made it through its entirety this holiday season.

I miss Legotron, Cher, and Tigerboy :(

Oh well. maybe next year.

Oh and Box too i guess.

Chestnuts roasted by chrander @ 12/24/2009 3:22 PM


Matt, I wanted to say “thanks.” I’ve been reading since the very first advent calendar so many years back. And until winning the die-o-rama contest I’ve never written. Things got wonky right after the contest so we completely forgot to write and say thanks.

But thank you so much. I sent Dana a link to the advent archives so she’d be caught up by this year, and she’d check for updates even more enthusiastically than myself. So, thank you for all of the hard work on these, we really look forward to them.

Now… my birthday is Christmas day and I just got off work so I have some serious drinking to catch up on.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Chestnuts roasted by Robert @ 12/24/2009 3:23 PM


Merry Christmas Matt and all – enjoy these last hours, then throw for gods sake throw out that fucking tree before March!

ho ho ho

Chestnuts roasted by Ford @ 12/24/2009 3:30 PM


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