Happy SNT. Spending the evening stringing up lights where no lights should be, and ordering my clan of 400 nieces and nephews whatever nonsensical shit was most recently added to their wishlists. Pennsylvania Dutch eggnog, too. You?

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just read the Advent Calendar… Oh My F-ing God, did Waiterbot just want to SING? With Mista Snowman? It’s the Christmas Miracle to end all Christmas Miracles!