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HALLOWEEN IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

It's Halloween! I challenge you to make the most of it! Go trick-or-treating! Go trunk-or-treating! Bob for apples! Watch the Elm Street series in its entirety! Sacrifice owls!

The weather here is perfect: Gloomy, grey and inoffensively chilly. I haven't checked the forecast, but judging by the wind and clouds, it wouldn't surprise me to be completely underwater by 9 PM. My kingdom for a thunder clap.

Tonight, we're heading to a friend's house to drink and eat our way through a pile of scary DVDs that would stack taller than Andre, all while carving pumpkins with designs that are certain to be obscene. It's the last hurrah for horror, and it's hard to imagine that by this time tomorrow, I'll be waist deep in red-and-green Sunday circulars, fifty times more excited that I am now. There are four quarters in the year, and people, we're living in the only one that matters.

So ends the Halloween Countdown -- thanks again for continuing to make the site worth keeping alive, and I hope your howliday is a good one! Course, if you're stuck home with nothing to do, you could always relive this year's creepy content, conveniently linked below!

The “Ghost Finders” Haunted Camera!
Evil Clowns, Evil Lip Balm and more Spooky Die-O-Ramas!
Halloween Mood DVDs: The Mega Review!
Cape is the new rock.
Frightening Filler.
And exposed viscera.
Milton Bradley’s SPIDER WARS, from 1988!
The NY Aquarium’s HAUNTED SEA-FARI!
Haunted Snack Mansion! Color-Changing Cars! AND MORE!
X-E’s Shoebox Die-O-Rama Contest: THE RESULTS!!!
Madballs Jumpers & Halloween Popcorn!
Halloween Window Silhouettes, Bubble Tape, and Spider Lights.
Kind and Gentle Freddy Krueger toys.
The Halloween Cocktail!
The Trix O’Lantern!
Along came a giant fake spider.
Halloween Velvet Treats!
Blood Bag: The Candy!
The Snoopy-O’-Lantern?
LIFE-SIZED MOTION ACTIVATED AUDIO-ANIMATRONIC JASON VOORHEES OMG OMG
Cap’n Crunch’s Halloween Crunch Cereal!
Chucky: Pro-Wrestling Superstar.
Halloween Slinky! Halloween Hot Wheels! Halloween Fruit Things!
X-E’s Shoebox Die-O-Rama Art Contest!
Deadly Dollar Store Stuff.
Dots Halloween Mix!
Monsters: A Pop-Up Book.
Halloween Chips Ahoy!

We've got a few hours to kill, because our little party is sure to last until tomorrow afternoon, and if we show up too early, we'll be unconscious by midnight. I've been waiting for trick-or-treaters, but none have arrived. Not a single one. I'm aghast that we've scared society into ditching one of its greatest traditions, but on the other hand...more Twizzlers for me.

Normally, we just combine assorted candies into Ziploc bags to give to trick-or-treaters, but Target was selling these awesome boxes of full-sized Twizzlers varieties for ten bucks. Couldn't resist. I'm so anxious to hear a knock on our door, because giving retail-sized candies to trick-or-treaters is sure to make me the hero of the neighborhood. Alas, nobody has come. Maybe it was a bad idea to decorate the front lawn in a dead ferret motif.

In the comments, discuss your Halloween adventures! Don't know what kind of computer access I'm going to have by tonight, but if there's any, I'll pop by with drunken tales of poker games won and face paint tubes exploded.

Oh, and as promised, below are the final entries in the Spooky Die-O-Rama contest! I'm sure I missed a few, since I never get through one of these art contests without pissing off several people. Thanks again to everyone who entered -- these entries were truly the soul of this year's Countdown!


(Click here to see a larger photo!)

"Attack of the Corn"
Created By: Stephanie B.

Stephanie is just one of the many entrants who was robbed of a spot in the winner's circle, but at least she's done her part to make the last batch of Die-O-Ramas feel mighty and proud.

There's a lot to love with this one -- from the wholly custom scarecrow with the paper facial features, to the evil corn dudes who seem to have been crafted out of those amazing corn-themed corn on the cob holders. Any justification for using the word "corn" that many times in a single sentence equals brilliance. Steph, you're my favorite Steph out of all the Stephs I've ever known.



"Count Dogula"
Created By: Tommy

Oooh! This one is pure glee. It's hard to find dioramas featuring vampires in blood-soaked chambers that manage to seem so harmless and cheerful, but I suppose that's the benefit of making a vampire out of a hot dog. Tommy even provided a photo of Count Dogula burnt to a crisp, and though he didn't provide an explanation, I'm guessing that it represents a vampire who was exposed to sunlight.

Also, is this really the only Die-O-Rama that made use of those five-point casino arcade spider rings? To everyone besides Tommy: For shame.



"Die-O-Hazard"
Created By: Nick

Nick's diorama is pretty wonderful, mixing LEGO figurines and fallen branches to recreate a scene from Resident Evil. I just wish he included some larger photos, because who wouldn't love a closer look at Cujo mangling Man Eating Chicken in the lower left?



"Haunted Evening"
Created By: Nakairra D.

Nakairra went through a lot of trouble to send me this entry. The pictures kept bouncing and the links kept dying, and by the time I actually got to see it, Christmas had already come and gone. Really dig the haunted mansion in the background, and the pipe cleaner trees are just the thing October 31st needed to double its birthright specialness.



"A (Star)Scream of a Good Time"
Created By: Alienux

Alienux provided no description of his diorama, save for its title. I'll have to piece this one together myself. Seems as if Starscream is spending his Halloween torturing a skeleton, while a living-but-sadly-stationary Demon Apple voices his displeasure in the background. I don't know why the Demon Apple is wearing an enormous severed finger, but then, Halloween is all about mystery.

PS, I can't tell if that's the original Starscream figure or one of the many re-issues. I'm guessing "re-issue," because there is not a single original Starscream figure left in the universe that still has its forearm missiles.



"The Terryfying Tale of the Tricks and the Treats"
Created By: OrbitalVelocity

Perhaps it's best that Orbital handles the explanation. "Our little protagonist just wants Mr. McEvil to give her some of his shitty candy, but he's gone to great lengths to make sure that doesn't happen. He's blocked off the path to his haunted mansion with a spooky toothpick fence and a giant man-eating spider! Oh nooo..."

Does the crayon castle in the background remind anyone else of Bowser's fortress from Super Mario World? I've gonna have that ominous techno beat playing in my head until Thanksgiving now. Thanks, OrbitalVelocity.



"Sneakerama"
Created By: Kristin M.

HEY, that's not a diorama. Kristin knew that skirting the rules was grounds for disqualification, and said as much in her e-mail. But look closer, and you'll likely forgive her. Here, the shoebox diorama is less a diorama and more of an actual shoebox, playing home to a pair of sneakers with iconic horror-related images painted on the sides. I'd totally wear these, but truth be told, I have hooves.

Have a good one, monsters!

Posted by Matt on 10/31/2009. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 212 comments

Happy Halloween everyone!

I have the Swine Flu (no lie), so I’m spending Halloween with movies, websites and enough candy to cause a diabetic coma. :P

Chestnuts roasted by WordFuzion @ 10/31/2009 6:22 PM


Happy Halloween everyone. Not much is going on here. Waiting for the trick or treaters. My nephews came by, and they caused quite a ruckus. You could say that trolls invaded my house. Ha ha.

Matt, you be careful out there, and have a designated driver. If the SNT hasn’t started already, let’s just star it now. I got nothing for a topic, so lets just keep updating the events of the night as it goes on. I just saw Bigfoot on the History Channel, and now they’e doing UFOs. I saw Trannsylvania on Cities of The Underworld yesterday. I wish they’d show Vampire Hunter D.

Chestnuts roasted by Lonestar76 @ 10/31/2009 6:31 PM


Happy Halloween! I printed out the template for the pumpkin from the opening of Carpenter’s Halloween, carved the sucker, lit it up and hoisted it 13 feet up on a column in my front yard. But, Im in Australia and nobody does anything for Samhain at all, so he was pretty lonely… but proud.

Chestnuts roasted by OfUnknownOrigin @ 10/31/2009 6:36 PM


I don’t know what happened last night, but we only had 52 trick-or-treaters, when we usually have at least 100. Granted, it was a little rainy/windy/chilly, but we’ve had far worst weather than that for Begger’s Night before with no problem.

Also, I seem to be having problems finding pumpkin products this year for Halloween. Last year you couldn’t walk anywhere without finding stuff like pumpkin cookies, bars,fudge, etc. This year, not so much. Just today I finally found Pumpkin Ice Cream along with some Pumpkin Bread mix. Has Thanksgiving all of a sudden become the go to holiday for pumpkin foods?

Although I am having the Healthy Choice Pumpkin Ravioli for dinner tonite, which isn’t bad.

Will I lose my X-E license if I admit to buying some eggnog todaY? At least I didn’t buy the Hot Cocoa Ice Cream yet.

As for tonite, I’ll probably just watch whatever horror movie catches my interest.

Since the Ultimate Warrior was mentioned and it is Halloween, I have to post this:

Chestnuts roasted by King JLA @ 10/31/2009 6:37 PM


Handing out candy, watching halloween specials, and then getting drunk as shit.

That’s my night.

Chestnuts roasted by The Moxy @ 10/31/2009 6:45 PM


http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/402.html

In remembrance of my first XE article I ever read. Here is the Ultimate Warrior article.

Dress like a Panda for Halloween!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Daniel Lopez @ 10/31/2009 7:12 PM


Living in a new city and haven’t heard of any parties, so my plan is to drink a few beers/rum and cokes and watch Dead Alive, the “28…later” movies, house of 1k corpses and whatever is on Hulu.
Thanks again Matt for retailing us XE philes with your shared passion of all things spooky :)

Chestnuts roasted by Naterpotater @ 10/31/2009 7:16 PM


Hey Mr. Lopez, u gave me a great idea! What is everyone’s first article they read here that got them hooked? Mine was the “spiderman reviews crayolas crayons article”
seems like yesterday

Chestnuts roasted by Naterpotater @ 10/31/2009 7:19 PM


I’m co-hosting a party tonight with a friend. For the past few hours, we’ve been busily decorating the house, setting up the stereo and making purple, green & orange Jello shots. BRING ON THE MAYHEM!

Happy Halloween, X-E!

Chestnuts roasted by Cheetara @ 10/31/2009 7:22 PM


Happy Halloween, everybody. The wife and I are going to a party in Wiliamsburg. As Matt said, rain is definitely on the way here in NYC so that is gonna suck. Especially since this party has a yard and much of my costume relies on makeup. (I’m going as a Star Trek Red shirt victim of a warp core breach). But it’s a reason to get out of the house, unlike last year and the year before where I watched the live Ghost Hunters specials.

Hope everybody has a great night and don’t be too sad when it’s over. Because then it is time to start obsessing over Christmas!

Chestnuts roasted by BUCKLY! @ 10/31/2009 7:43 PM


Various and sundry infernal diabolical Samhain hails and salutations to all of ye!
An evening of sleazy ’70s Brazilian psych-horror, frustratingly difficult pumpkin carving (and baking it’s seeds), orchard-fresh unfiltered hot apple cider & cinnamon, candy corn, the last Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout in the back of my fridge, lighting the first fire of the season in the woodstove, and driving into town to ogle people’s decorations while listening to Mercyful Fate awaits me!

Massive thanks to Matt for really coming through and helping kick off the best damn part of the year! Hope everyone has a blast!

Chestnuts roasted by Jugendsehnsucht @ 10/31/2009 7:45 PM


I didn’t think kids did the trick or treating thing anymore. I know I haven’t seen any in at least 10 years.

Chestnuts roasted by El Loco Gordo @ 10/31/2009 7:58 PM


Happy Halloween! Thank you “This” TV for the worst movies ever.

My first X-E article was “trying to make home made TMNT pudding pies.”

Chestnuts roasted by Lobot @ 10/31/2009 8:00 PM


Happy Halloween everyone! Off to watch the Phils beat the Yankees!

Chestnuts roasted by Lucky Lighter @ 10/31/2009 8:03 PM


Happy Halloween everyone!!! X-E makes the seasons that much better.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeff Mack @ 10/31/2009 8:06 PM


Happy Halloween all. Just watched “Death Bed: The Bed That Eats”… If you have not seen this film yet, you have not lived the true Halloween experience. btw, I’m not kidding, the film is called “Death Bed: The Bed That Eats” – it’s awesome. Matt, please review it.

Happy SNTalloween, too

Chestnuts roasted by Nizz @ 10/31/2009 8:14 PM


Not too many trick-or-treaters yet, it’s only 7:15 CST though, I imagine we’ll get a bunch this year with the weather as nice as it is tonight.

Happy Halloween everyone and Matt, you did an awesome job this year! Enjoy a beer, you deserve it!

Chestnuts roasted by MikeyD @ 10/31/2009 8:17 PM


WOOOT!!! Just got back from takin my bab sister Trick or Treatin! Had an AWESOME time! One of my local churches had trunk or treat. I don’t know what yours was like(if you had one) but the one I went to was really fun and nice. They gave all the little kiddies A TON of goodies and let them play games . After that, I took her to do the traditional door to door thing. All in all, a fun night. Now that that’s over, I’m gonna blast the X-E jukebox and have a scary flick marathon. Once again Happy Halloween ya’ll. :)

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 10/31/2009 8:25 PM


Hope you are all enjoying the atmosphere. Here in New Hampshire it’s brilliant!

Chestnuts roasted by wroclawski @ 10/31/2009 8:26 PM


Stephanie I love the zombie corn!!! We didn’t get near our usual number of trick or treaters either. Most years we get mobbed. Maybe it was too cold (low 50′s to start then got colder in a hurry). I saw one kid who had one of the most original costumes I’ve ever seen-spaghetti and meatballs! He had a colander on his head and a mop covered with brown pompoms for hair, with a red outfit and more pompoms. Adorable!

Chestnuts roasted by ericnrosesmom @ 10/31/2009 8:31 PM


How did you know I was stuck at home with nothing to do?? I did dress up for work today, but it was kind of disappointing since no one else dressed up and we had hardly any customers. I have long-ish red hair and nerd glasses, so I decided to dress up as Pamela Isley, pre-Poison Ivy (since a Poison Ivy costume would be inappropriate for work). I wore a white lab coat and leaf-themed jewelry. Then I printed out a screenshot I found online of Ivy’s ID from the Animated Series and stuck it in a plastic ID holder. I also had a clipboard with a diagram of some carnivorous plants, and a fake rose to carry around. I don’t think a lot of people got it, but it was fun for me.

Chestnuts roasted by Bluejay @ 10/31/2009 8:32 PM


Happy Halloween everybody!

Yeah, Lobot THIS is showing some shitty shit tonight, but not as bad as WGN’s only movie tonight. Pet Semetary 2!! Makes me sad I’ve only got basic cable!

Had some trick or treaters, not too many. More nerds for me! Need to start watching some movies, not going out as I had the regualar flu this week. Yeeha!

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 10/31/2009 8:39 PM


Happy Halloween. going to a kiddie party with my Charlie Brown and then who knows… Christopher Lee marathon. :)

Chestnuts roasted by WolfMan @ 10/31/2009 8:40 PM


Bluejay: That costume sounds awesome! :)

I had absolutely nothing to dress up for. All of my nearby friends are married/have kids/too busy/work weird hours, etc etc to have a party. Kinda sucks. Oh well.

I just made myself a veggie pizza, and brownies earlier, and am watching Ghost Hunters. I’m kinda pissed cause they fucked up the live investigation this year. :( Why couldn’t they leave it alone? Unless they do plan on doing live stuff at midnight… I guess I could forgive them then.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 10/31/2009 8:46 PM


75 trick or treaters tonight and still going strong! Boo-yah!

Chestnuts roasted by Jake the Snake @ 10/31/2009 9:02 PM


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