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Evil Clowns, Evil Lip Balm and more Spooky Die-O-Ramas!

Great Pumpkin was on tonight, and for the first time in about ten years, I missed it. Well, I caught enough to notice that ABC took some liberties and made Charlie Brown do some heavy lifting promo work during the commercial breaks -- wtf was that all about? Missed all the good parts, though. If you're in the same boat, take note: ABC is re-airing the special tomorrow night. (I'm sure that there's some ratings/network competition-related reason for this, but I prefer to think that ABC is doing it just for me.)

Thanks to PlantMonster for the hot tip! New (or somewhat newish) at Walgreen's, it's the General Mills Monster Cereals lip balm collection!

I located Boo Berry and Franken Berry, but Count Chocula remains elusive. The completist collector in me is disappointed, but on the other hand, I can't say that I'd be a huge fan of chocolate Chapstick.

There is no feasible way to improve on these. The colors, scents and flavors are totally dead on, to the point where you would guess "Franken Berry" even if you had no idea it was supposed to look/smell/taste like it.

By the way, when I say "taste," I mean it, and not in that bullshit "lick your lips" sort of way. Of all the awful childhood habits that I've never been able to break, treating Chapstick like candy stands proud at the forefront. I've long considered lip balm as a more malleable form of Twizzlers.

While we were out Halloween store-hopping this past weekend, I absolutely could not resist this mask. The "Light Up Clown Mask" was fairly overpriced at twenty bucks, but it stood out like an unholy grail in a mask collection that was mostly filled wih easily recognized movie-and-television characters. I had to have it.

What struck me most is how reminiscent the mask is of those last minute costumes that I used to get from local pharmacies and supermarkets. You know the kind. When I was still young enough to wear costumes but too old to really care what those costumes were, it was common to just pick up the most heinous mask still available at CVS on the night before Halloween. If I was feeling saucy, I'd grab a plastic scythe or something to go along with it.

By that point, costumes were no longer a point of passion for my friends and I. We'd still dress up and go trick-or-treating, but by then, it was just a thing to do...not THE thing to do. Besides, we were really too old to get away with action-packed head-to-toe costumes, anyway. The other kids would've frown upon it and egged us. With all of that in mind, our half-assed costumes always ended up being something like that evil clown mask -- effortless and apathetic enough for us to avoid looking lame, but still somehow great.

The mask has an unmistakable Killer Klowns From Outer Space vibe, and I'm not just saying that because it happens to be a mask based on an evil clown. It really does sort of look like the lead Killer Klown from the movie. Then again, his face didn't light up.

Yeah, so, the mask comes with a tiny push-button remote, which activates a series of white lights that scatter underneath the mask and make your head look like a Christmas tree. It's a common gimmick in pseudo-extravagant Halloween masks, but it works well enough -- or maybe it doesn't.

See, what you can't tell from the crazy animated photo above is that my clown mask arrived completely busted. It's actually taped together up there. In reality, as soon as I opened the package, the mask fell into pieces. Two whole pieces!

The light-up stuff actually exists on a second mask, which, in a perfect world, would remain glued to the outer clown shell, giving consumers the impression that they're buying one whole awesome mask instead of two shitty broken ones. Since this is a pretty old item, the ancient glue lost its once-celebrated adhesiveness, and I was left with what's shown above -- plus a outer clown shell.

Am I disappointed? Not really. The way I figure it, I probably saved some kid from having the worst Halloween ever. We so often forget how a child's sanity hinges on every immediate event, and I can think of no quicker way for a trick-or-treater to have a heart attack than a busted costume. Besides, any kid who would've picked this light-up evil clown mask over some tired Hollywood pop idol costume is someone I'd want to save.

Wow, I totally dropped the ball on getting everyone's entries published in a reasonable timeframe. Sorry about that! We still have a few days left, so by the time Halloweekend is over, all Die-O-Ramas will have had their day in the sun. Or stark raving darkness, as the case may be.

Worst of all, some of the entries I'm stumbling onto now clearly deserved to be among the winners, making me feel like even more of a horrible monster for putting them up so late. Oi. Sorry guys, your work was much more tremendous than my organizational skills. I'm still compiling the remaining entries, but for a taste, here are five reader-created Spooky Die-O-Ramas that you've yet to see!


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"Shoebox of the Living Dead"
Created By: Kittymao

Full disclosure: This really should've been one of the winners. I knew that the second I saw it, but somehow, I misplaced the e-mail and screwed up. Well, better late than never: Kittymao, you've won yourself a DVD! It may arrive after Halloween, but horror movies are still okay in November.

I'll let her describe it: "In a nutshell, it is the Beginning Graveyard Scene from Night of the Living Dead -- the 1990 version, directed by Tom Savini. Johnny has just wrestled with the western Bolo Zombie -- AND LOST -- and our forlorn and scared Barbara is about to make a run for it."

Incredibly, Kittymao made all of the elements -- she sculpted and painted the figures, and even sketched out the background with precise faithfulness to the film that the diorama was based on. And check out the detail work! Way too much finesse and awesomeness here for me to handle. Awesome job!


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"This Is A Bughunt"
Created By: Darth Poop

There's more to Darth Poop's Aliens-inspired opus than it seems! Don't let the first glance fool you, because there's a lot more to this than neatly organized action figures! Check out Darth's photo gallery, and you'll see what I mean. In fact, every time I go through that gallery, I realize just how much work really went into this. Darth, if you're reading, would you mind giving us a breakdown on how this was created?

As you browse through the gallery, keep a sharp eye and spot all of the crazy minute details, from the severed limbs to the Aliens lurking under the platforms! With all of the stuff happening in "This Is A Bughunt," it's easy to forget that everything's contained in one measly shoebox! I'm starting to think that I should just send everyone who entered a DVD and be done with it. :)


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"Graveyard Awakening"
Created By: Dymphnawolf and Aitora

Dymphnawolf and Aitora's intro: "It is a night time graveyard scene in which a grave digger takes a break from his grim occupation, unaware of the danger that lurks behind him in the form of a rotting corpse that is digging itself free of its resting place. If you look closely, you can see that the zombie is missing part of his head, leaving the contents exposed."

There's an odd and unsettling feel to this one -- it's as if the entrants used a time machine to pillage their diorama from some horror-obsessed kid from the 1930's. The antique feel definitely adds a creepy layer, and I'm especially fond of the toothpick cross in front of the open grave.


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"Election Night"
Created By: Thorzul

You know, Thorzul, you may have gotten robbed. I think yours is going to be a fan favorite. In Thorzul's words: "I chose to think outside of the typical Halloween fright fest and depict what might possibly be the scariest thing I can think of."

Political and societal commentary aside, I'm enamored with how Thorzul so effortless turned a shoebox into a television set. It's no doubt the most uniquely concepted Die-O-Rama that I received, and I'm sure Thorzul wants to kill me for waiting so long to post it.


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"Hallowbunga!"
Created By: Class3KillStorm

Class3KillStorm's diorama was one of several Ninja Turtles-themed entries. Here's his description: "Basically, the concept is that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are having a Halloween costume party, and Raph and Leo aren't too happy about Michaelangelo's poor costume choice. Donatello was too busy making machines to attend; also, I don't own any Donatello action figures."

What Class3KillStorm didn't mention is that his Die-O-Rama glows in the dark! Course, the best stuff is hiding in the background -- look close and you'll spot a crayon-drawn Shredder and Bebop, putting aside their usual differences with the Turtles for the sake of a successful Halloween party.

Again, thanks to everyone who entered, and if you haven't seen your Die-O-Rama spotlighted yet, stay tuned -- it ain't Halloween yet!

Posted by Matt on 10/27/2009. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 154 comments

Awww, I’m sad to see all the Peanuts strip hate! :)

Granted, if you grew up on the later eras of Peanuts, its “wallop” was severely diminished. It’s commonly accepted even among the strip’s biggest fans that Schultz’s art (and ideas) were suffering by the end of his run, but if you go back to the strip’s glory years and consider the time that they were published during, they were wildly creative and even subversive, paving the way for such web-beloved strips as Calvin & Hobbes.

Laugh out loud funny? Nah, definitely not, but way soulful, and not in a stupid “trying to be” way.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/29/2009 5:45 PM


I don’t hate the Peanuts strip, but never really cared about it one way or the other. I always found it ironic that he died within a couple days of it ending though.

Chestnuts roasted by ericnrosesmom @ 10/29/2009 6:01 PM


I’ve been starting to notice that my thoughts on the Early Peanuts specials (Christmas, Thanksgiving, Great Pumpkin, etc) mirror the ones I have with Garfield’s: They were made at just the right time. All of the Garfield specials plus “Garfield & Friends” were made during the comic’s high point, and the 60s/70s were prime time for Peanuts as well.

Watching Great Pumpkin for the umpeenth time made me realize that the WWI Flying Ace sequence was probably the first time (at least in the cartoons) that truly nailed Snoopy’s imagination.

I think I know why the last 15 or so years of the strip sucked in one word: Rerun. After he was born, the strip (and many of the cartoons) began to focus on him and characters that weren’t Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus & Lucy were cast into the background. It certainly didn’t help that the strip itself had dozens of characters that met this fate already. There’s a different batch of supporting characters in each special. Compare the bit parts from the “Charlie Brown Christmas,” to “Great Pumpkin,” and for a more relevant comparison, “Great Pumpkin” to “You’re Not Elected.”

Also, Homestar Runner’s Halloween toon for 2009 is up! It’s here:http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween09.html (BTW, Poopsmith turned out to be dressed as King Dirunia after all. Click on the symbol on his arm to unlock Homsar)

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 10/29/2009 7:08 PM


I have nothing but the upmost respect for the collected works of Charles Schultz. And Charlie Brown is an allegory for Jesus for cryin’ outloud– you can’t hate on Jesus!

Chestnuts roasted by Eric M @ 10/29/2009 7:49 PM


I haven’t read comics in the paper in years- just give me my Bloom County treasuries and I’m happy:)

Chestnuts roasted by Cheetara @ 10/29/2009 9:22 PM


I agree with Norbert. By the late 1980s characters like Shermy, Patty, Frieda and Violet were such distant memories that even Schultz stopped calling them by name when referring to vintage strips, preferring to label them simply as minor characters. For all his cult popularity even Pig Pen fell by the wayside while Lucy was considerably toned down.

I like the older strips and specials, where the “Peanuts gang” actually felt like a gang of kids, and not a handful of characters playing second fiddle to a dog.

Chestnuts roasted by Mike Russo @ 10/29/2009 9:26 PM


I think I am more of a Cathy fan.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 10/29/2009 9:49 PM


I don’t think the last years of the strip sucked at all. I actually find some of those to be the most charming because of Schulz himself. To this day I love how as he got older the drawing actually looked like it was getting older too. The lines weren’t as clean and the detail wasn’t there like it used to be and I love him for it. He personally drew that strip to the end and to me that is an act of love to his readers. I don’t know of many artists who loved their fans or creations as much as he seemed to.

I gush about him, but my entire family grew up on that strip. He created characters that people could relate to. There isn’t a person alive who hasn’t felt like Charlie Brown at one time or another. And as for all the characters that fell away over the years, I think they had to. People loved Snoopy and a few other core characters so Schulz gave them what they wanted. I am sad to think about a day when newspapers stop running the strip and TV stops playing the specials annually. When that happens it will be a major hit to many people’s childhoods.

Chestnuts roasted by drew do @ 10/29/2009 9:55 PM


I am sure like 90% of you have seen this but it is a really cool tribute page with a ton of comic artist’s tributes to Peanuts.

http://www.chivian.com/chivian/PeanutsTribute.html

Chestnuts roasted by drew do @ 10/29/2009 9:57 PM


One thing I did hate about the (very) late Peanuts strips: The immense oversaturation of Spike. Cactus Snoopy. :( I liked Spike in small doses, but it seemed like he’d pop up for weeks straight towards the end, there.

For fans of the Peanuts specials who weren’t necessarily into the strip, it’s a real treat to track down books of the old comics and see the strips that the specials were based on. (Especially on the Christmas side, because aside from the “makings of the special,” there were so many Christmas strips with a similar feel, it’s like having 45 different Charlie Brown Christmas specials to read through. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/29/2009 10:17 PM


I agree with you, Matt. I’m a gigantic fan of the specials and this year I started collecting the definitive strip collections. I’m only up to 1965 but I’m shocked at how much in those TV specials actually comes from the comic strips. The first 7 minutes of the special “There’s No Time For Love, Charlie Brown” is nothing but school-related strips brought to life.

Crazy shit.

Chestnuts roasted by Mike Russo @ 10/29/2009 10:29 PM


I’m starting to think Jugendsehnsucht and I have the exact same views on all things horror. Demented minds think alike, I guess.

“I think I am more of a Cathy fan.”

Bill: You’re a man’s man, through and through.

I just got back from grocery/Halloween shopping (and yes, I know what day it is). Target and Walgreens were a success. I got a skeleton and some tombstones for the yard, a giant skeleton thing to cover the front door, and some cool dishes for the kitchen with skulls and things.

Walmart, however…Epic Fail. They had one tired isle comprised of kids costumes and candy, and that was it. Pathetic. I thought maybe all the outdoor stuff was in the gardening section, so I headed over there. Oh, there were decorations in there alright. Christmas decorations. Hmf.

So tomorrow when I get in from work I’ll put up all my decorations outside (finally) and sit around for the 5 or 6 trick-or-treaters that I might get, then decide if/where I’m going out to do the devil’s work.

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 10/29/2009 10:51 PM


Peanuts is comic strip gold.

What is better? Fucking Family Circus? “Let’s see what little Jeffy is up to today. That will be good for a laugh.” That joke where the kids go really out of the way to get someplace close never gets old.

Or maybe Dilbert’s great take on office humor circa 1981? What about Garfield? Will he eat lasagna and sleep a lot? That is funny shit.

Bah! Peanuts is as good as the comics get.

Chestnuts roasted by jeff_himself @ 10/29/2009 11:13 PM


Personally, Calvin & Hobbes is the epitome of comics for me. There hasn’t been a comic that has been able to replace that sense of imagination and wonder that Calvin exhibited.

Peanuts is currently being ran in syndication in my paper, and I enjoy reading it now, but I still find it a bit depressing. I think I see too much of myself in Charlie Brown sometimes, and I don’t like it.

You know what’s awesome, though? The Musical “You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown”

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 10/29/2009 11:44 PM


My husband is a big fan of the original Peanuts strips, but I haven’t read a lot of them myself. I liked what I did read, though.

Is anyone else pissed that Christmas usurped Halloween in the stores so quickly? Goddammit, it’s not even November yet and they’re already shoving Christmas down our throats. Bah! I’m not ready for Christmas yet. :(

Chestnuts roasted by Annette @ 10/30/2009 12:01 AM


I know Annette. But I must confess, I bought Christmas Tree Yankee candles the other day. When it is sociably accessable I will light them. You let me know when. ;)

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 10/30/2009 12:08 AM


Will do, Bill. :P

No seriously, my rule of thumb is no Christmas stuff until after Thanksgiving. I like Thanksgiving more and more all the time; the only thing you have to do is cook some tasty food and then eat it with your family and maybe watch some football if you’re into that. Nice and easy.

Chestnuts roasted by Annette @ 10/30/2009 12:23 AM


You can’t top Calvin & Hobbes, but I was always in to Fox Trot for lighter fare. It runs only on Sundays now, but it was great in it’s heydey.

Chestnuts roasted by BUCKLY! @ 10/30/2009 12:50 AM


I will take Peanuts comics from any era in my newspaper over most everything else in it. Exceptions: Pearls Before Swine and, sometimes, Foxtrot.

Chestnuts roasted by Andy @ 10/30/2009 12:57 AM


Peanuts defined it’s medium. If you don’t like Peanuts,you don’t like comic strips.

Chestnuts roasted by Kid Nicky @ 10/30/2009 7:38 AM


Amen. And I also agree that Foxtrot is one of the smartest comics ever to run. Tons of geeky in jokes.

Chestnuts roasted by drew do @ 10/30/2009 8:25 AM


Yes,indeed.I haven’t read comic strips in a while.Foxtrot is damn good.I think I can relate a little.At least me and the kid Jason share the same name.Only collections I have though,are 4 or 5 Far Side compilations.Given to me for free.The previous owner didn’t want them.

Chestnuts roasted by Jason @ 10/30/2009 8:56 AM


Happy All Hallows’ Eve Eve Everybody!!!

I spent all night last night cooking up a wicked storm for a party tonight. Listening to the jukebox, making vampire cupcakes, brain panna cotta, skull shaped bread and jack-o-lantern shaped casseroles.

Today, I’m gonna watch Killer Clowns while I push some paper around my desk.

It has been an AWESOME X-E Halloween this year! Gotta make a special effort to check out the SNT tomorrow!

Chestnuts roasted by velouria_78 @ 10/30/2009 10:19 AM


This Nicole has always loved Peanuts. I used to have some of the books of strips that I picked up in thrift stores as a kid. I agree that the newer strips weren’t as good, though. I think my favorite Peanuts special is Snoopy the Musical…I probably wore that tape out, I watched it so much. I also liked The Girl in the Red Truck, Charlie Brown because it mixed live action and animation. Though that did feature Spike. But he went to a roller rink! And caught a Frisbee! And got shot at!

The Christmas creep makes me stabby. Every time I walk into a store now, I just want to kick a small child. It’s too early for all the aisles of Christmas crap! I don’t want to think about Santa when I’m carving pumpkins, god damn it. The only places allowed to put out Christmas stuff early is craft stores, since people are buying things in June to make for Christmas. They get a pass. But fuck you Target and your Christmas tree displays that have been set up for a week. And your inability to have any more Jones Dread Apple soda.

I’m going to the best friend’s house for the weekend…tonight we’re going to an outdoor haunted house/hayride/trail thing, tomorrow we’re watching football and carving pumpkins and Sunday we will be in a sugar coma. I bought all the little packs of Jones Halloween soda so we’re going to have a taste test. His fiancee is the pickiest person I’ve ever known, so I’m really looking forward to grossing her out with at least one of them. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Nicole @ 10/30/2009 10:20 AM


Even more disturbing than starting to see Christmas decorations creeping into stores, I went into Target the other day, and a CD kiosk was playing Christmas songs. Uuuuurrrrgh. We have the next two months to have these songs hammered into our brains without starting in friggin’ October.

Chestnuts roasted by tanta07 @ 10/30/2009 11:03 AM


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