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Evil Clowns, Evil Lip Balm and more Spooky Die-O-Ramas!

Great Pumpkin was on tonight, and for the first time in about ten years, I missed it. Well, I caught enough to notice that ABC took some liberties and made Charlie Brown do some heavy lifting promo work during the commercial breaks -- wtf was that all about? Missed all the good parts, though. If you're in the same boat, take note: ABC is re-airing the special tomorrow night. (I'm sure that there's some ratings/network competition-related reason for this, but I prefer to think that ABC is doing it just for me.)

Thanks to PlantMonster for the hot tip! New (or somewhat newish) at Walgreen's, it's the General Mills Monster Cereals lip balm collection!

I located Boo Berry and Franken Berry, but Count Chocula remains elusive. The completist collector in me is disappointed, but on the other hand, I can't say that I'd be a huge fan of chocolate Chapstick.

There is no feasible way to improve on these. The colors, scents and flavors are totally dead on, to the point where you would guess "Franken Berry" even if you had no idea it was supposed to look/smell/taste like it.

By the way, when I say "taste," I mean it, and not in that bullshit "lick your lips" sort of way. Of all the awful childhood habits that I've never been able to break, treating Chapstick like candy stands proud at the forefront. I've long considered lip balm as a more malleable form of Twizzlers.

While we were out Halloween store-hopping this past weekend, I absolutely could not resist this mask. The "Light Up Clown Mask" was fairly overpriced at twenty bucks, but it stood out like an unholy grail in a mask collection that was mostly filled wih easily recognized movie-and-television characters. I had to have it.

What struck me most is how reminiscent the mask is of those last minute costumes that I used to get from local pharmacies and supermarkets. You know the kind. When I was still young enough to wear costumes but too old to really care what those costumes were, it was common to just pick up the most heinous mask still available at CVS on the night before Halloween. If I was feeling saucy, I'd grab a plastic scythe or something to go along with it.

By that point, costumes were no longer a point of passion for my friends and I. We'd still dress up and go trick-or-treating, but by then, it was just a thing to do...not THE thing to do. Besides, we were really too old to get away with action-packed head-to-toe costumes, anyway. The other kids would've frown upon it and egged us. With all of that in mind, our half-assed costumes always ended up being something like that evil clown mask -- effortless and apathetic enough for us to avoid looking lame, but still somehow great.

The mask has an unmistakable Killer Klowns From Outer Space vibe, and I'm not just saying that because it happens to be a mask based on an evil clown. It really does sort of look like the lead Killer Klown from the movie. Then again, his face didn't light up.

Yeah, so, the mask comes with a tiny push-button remote, which activates a series of white lights that scatter underneath the mask and make your head look like a Christmas tree. It's a common gimmick in pseudo-extravagant Halloween masks, but it works well enough -- or maybe it doesn't.

See, what you can't tell from the crazy animated photo above is that my clown mask arrived completely busted. It's actually taped together up there. In reality, as soon as I opened the package, the mask fell into pieces. Two whole pieces!

The light-up stuff actually exists on a second mask, which, in a perfect world, would remain glued to the outer clown shell, giving consumers the impression that they're buying one whole awesome mask instead of two shitty broken ones. Since this is a pretty old item, the ancient glue lost its once-celebrated adhesiveness, and I was left with what's shown above -- plus a outer clown shell.

Am I disappointed? Not really. The way I figure it, I probably saved some kid from having the worst Halloween ever. We so often forget how a child's sanity hinges on every immediate event, and I can think of no quicker way for a trick-or-treater to have a heart attack than a busted costume. Besides, any kid who would've picked this light-up evil clown mask over some tired Hollywood pop idol costume is someone I'd want to save.

Wow, I totally dropped the ball on getting everyone's entries published in a reasonable timeframe. Sorry about that! We still have a few days left, so by the time Halloweekend is over, all Die-O-Ramas will have had their day in the sun. Or stark raving darkness, as the case may be.

Worst of all, some of the entries I'm stumbling onto now clearly deserved to be among the winners, making me feel like even more of a horrible monster for putting them up so late. Oi. Sorry guys, your work was much more tremendous than my organizational skills. I'm still compiling the remaining entries, but for a taste, here are five reader-created Spooky Die-O-Ramas that you've yet to see!


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"Shoebox of the Living Dead"
Created By: Kittymao

Full disclosure: This really should've been one of the winners. I knew that the second I saw it, but somehow, I misplaced the e-mail and screwed up. Well, better late than never: Kittymao, you've won yourself a DVD! It may arrive after Halloween, but horror movies are still okay in November.

I'll let her describe it: "In a nutshell, it is the Beginning Graveyard Scene from Night of the Living Dead -- the 1990 version, directed by Tom Savini. Johnny has just wrestled with the western Bolo Zombie -- AND LOST -- and our forlorn and scared Barbara is about to make a run for it."

Incredibly, Kittymao made all of the elements -- she sculpted and painted the figures, and even sketched out the background with precise faithfulness to the film that the diorama was based on. And check out the detail work! Way too much finesse and awesomeness here for me to handle. Awesome job!


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"This Is A Bughunt"
Created By: Darth Poop

There's more to Darth Poop's Aliens-inspired opus than it seems! Don't let the first glance fool you, because there's a lot more to this than neatly organized action figures! Check out Darth's photo gallery, and you'll see what I mean. In fact, every time I go through that gallery, I realize just how much work really went into this. Darth, if you're reading, would you mind giving us a breakdown on how this was created?

As you browse through the gallery, keep a sharp eye and spot all of the crazy minute details, from the severed limbs to the Aliens lurking under the platforms! With all of the stuff happening in "This Is A Bughunt," it's easy to forget that everything's contained in one measly shoebox! I'm starting to think that I should just send everyone who entered a DVD and be done with it. :)


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"Graveyard Awakening"
Created By: Dymphnawolf and Aitora

Dymphnawolf and Aitora's intro: "It is a night time graveyard scene in which a grave digger takes a break from his grim occupation, unaware of the danger that lurks behind him in the form of a rotting corpse that is digging itself free of its resting place. If you look closely, you can see that the zombie is missing part of his head, leaving the contents exposed."

There's an odd and unsettling feel to this one -- it's as if the entrants used a time machine to pillage their diorama from some horror-obsessed kid from the 1930's. The antique feel definitely adds a creepy layer, and I'm especially fond of the toothpick cross in front of the open grave.


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"Election Night"
Created By: Thorzul

You know, Thorzul, you may have gotten robbed. I think yours is going to be a fan favorite. In Thorzul's words: "I chose to think outside of the typical Halloween fright fest and depict what might possibly be the scariest thing I can think of."

Political and societal commentary aside, I'm enamored with how Thorzul so effortless turned a shoebox into a television set. It's no doubt the most uniquely concepted Die-O-Rama that I received, and I'm sure Thorzul wants to kill me for waiting so long to post it.


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"Hallowbunga!"
Created By: Class3KillStorm

Class3KillStorm's diorama was one of several Ninja Turtles-themed entries. Here's his description: "Basically, the concept is that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are having a Halloween costume party, and Raph and Leo aren't too happy about Michaelangelo's poor costume choice. Donatello was too busy making machines to attend; also, I don't own any Donatello action figures."

What Class3KillStorm didn't mention is that his Die-O-Rama glows in the dark! Course, the best stuff is hiding in the background -- look close and you'll spot a crayon-drawn Shredder and Bebop, putting aside their usual differences with the Turtles for the sake of a successful Halloween party.

Again, thanks to everyone who entered, and if you haven't seen your Die-O-Rama spotlighted yet, stay tuned -- it ain't Halloween yet!

Posted by Matt on 10/27/2009. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 154 comments

Kinda off topic… but kinda on at the same time, I was just switching stations on my radio and found one that was playing only spooky sounds cd’s … Ive been listening to spooky winds on the outside of a haunted mansion for the last half hour. Yes.

Chestnuts roasted by Travisto @ 10/29/2009 1:34 AM


Robert-

The reason you see Freddy, Jason and Leatherface grouped together is they are all owned by New Line Cinema so they license them all to the same companies.

While I don’t have the fondness for Leatherface that others have you probably could make a case that Michael Myers would deserve to be in any horror trifeca… or at least the next generation trifecta since Dracula, Frankenstein and The Wolfman were the original three.

Rp

Chestnuts roasted by Robert Poole @ 10/29/2009 1:38 AM


I like any version of Jason, but the supernatural version is my favorite.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 10/29/2009 2:12 AM


“The reason you see Freddy, Jason and Leatherface grouped together is they are all owned by New Line Cinema so they license them all to the same companies.”
Aha! That probably explains it better than anything else.

As much as I like Pinhead and consider him to be a horror film icon, to be honest,I never really thought of the Hellraiser as being a “slasher film”, I just thought of it as a good regular horror film. To me, a proper slasher film generally follows a pretty specific formula (crazed killer indiscriminately murders teens one by one with hand-held objects, until the “last girl” gets away), and Pinhead and the Hellraiser films deviate a bit too much from that for me to really include them. Other folks’ definitions of “Slasher film” are bound to be looser than mine, of course.

On an unrelated note, I wasn’t really feeling the Halloween vibe today, so I stuck on King Diamond’s Them. I’m sure it just has to do with growing up with that album, but holy crap did that ever do the trick! Totally re-energized all the spook-cheer that started leaving me when I saw Christmas related commercials on TV; I immediately had to go brainstorm some pumpkin designs.

Chestnuts roasted by Jugendsehnsucht @ 10/29/2009 2:21 AM


I knew that New Line owned Jason and Freddy, but I didn’t know they owned the Chainsaw films as well. That definitely explains the connection. Thanks, RP!

And if we expand the Best-Of list to include characters from any modern horror movies, not just slasher films, I’d vote to include Samara from The Ring. The Ring 2 wasn’t that great, but the first was genuinely creepy, did a fantastic job making current technology seem frightening (ok, semi-current; videotapes are basically passe nowadays), and it was actually an improvement over the Japanese film it was based on. (In the original, the boyfriend was psychic and just “knew” a lot of what was going on, a lazy narrative trick that removed all the suspense from the lead woman’s search for clues. Why should she bother investigating anything if her boyfriend was just going to pull all the answers out of the blue? The American version was also paced better, conveyed a grimmer atmosphere, and in general polished up a lot of the weaknesses of its inspiration.)

Chestnuts roasted by Robert @ 10/29/2009 4:02 AM


Is…is Shredder dressed as Dr. McNinja? If so, that’s awesome, because that was my costume for 2007.

On another note: Here’s Batman fused with H.P. Lovecraft.

Chestnuts roasted by TB Tabby @ 10/29/2009 5:13 AM


I’m rarely a fan of American re-makes of foreign films, but The Ring really did a surprisingly good job. Although I haven’t read it, I’ve heard that The Ring is actually a bit more faithful to the original novel than Ringu was, so that might explain part of it . I think Sadako had a slightly higher creep-factor for me than Samara (it might just have to do with seeing less of her in the film, and in this case, less is more), but the remake really managed to bring the goods when it came to the contents of the video. I could watch a feature length version just of that stuff and I’d probably be happy.

As for reoccurring horror film villains, while he wouldn’t make many lists where influence or popularity were requirements, I always dug Zé do Caixão (“Coffin Joe”). A dozen or so batshit crazy low budget films over a span of over 40 years, the creepy old perv just never manages to find his perfect bride. Probably would’ve helped him to trim his nails a bit, that’s gotta be a turn off for the ladies. Well, that, and the whole “covering your potential bride in snakes and spiders” thing.

Chestnuts roasted by Jugendsehnsucht @ 10/29/2009 5:47 AM


@Jack Stray RE: Charlie Brown-
I don’t think you’ll incur the wrath of anyone for not liking Peanuts; it’s ok. Despite Matt’s enthusiasm for millions of characters/toys, etc, a few of them I would not have gotten into myself. But I like Matt’s enthusiasm for them.

You mentioned Gen X-ers, and I don’t think they would be the main demo that embraced the Peanuts characters. I was born in 1962, and I guess I was not a “Baby Boomer”, nor was I a “Gen X-er”, but a lesser known group called “A Tweener”. That is right; you don’t refer in the plural, but singularly. The kids “between baby boomers and Gen Xers”. Or that is how I have heard it.

Being born in 1962, Christmas and Halloween specials were locked, and loaded and pointed right at kids like us. Christmas 1965, a 3 year old me was parked in front of the TV (I don’t remember exactly but I know I was) as the first ever Charlie Brown Christmas was run. Never mind Rudolph (which for some reason Matt doesn’t seem to post at all here.) Then next year it was Great Pumpkin for Halloween. And because my dad was a TV repairman, we had it in COLOR. Hear that everyone? This is becoming a “back in my day” story. Next I’ll tell you about our first electric can opener!

Gen X-ers already had cable TV. We got ours in 1974 in Scranton, PA. (as a mater of fact, HBO’s world premiere was in Wilkes-Barre, don’t you know!) So by the late 70′s, despite not yet having Cartoon Network, or TNT, et. al, there was still a supply of Christmas fodder, however cheesy. We did have access to the yule log from WOR Channel 9 in New York. Or was it Channel 11? Point being, when all the kids my age were first discovering TV, there were 3 channels, and Charlie Brown was an absolute annual EVENT. Like spotting a comet. I mean, everyone had the perfect excuse to drop what they were doing, not do homework, and watch Charlie Brown. Try that today when you have the DVD on your shelf.

There’s one thing that amazed me about my in-laws. My wife is the youngest of 4 kids. Her oldest brother would have been 11 in 1965 when all the classic specials were coming on TV. Last year at my daughter’s birthday party, in December, the daughter I named Clarice after a certain girlfriend of a certain reindeer, we were watching the Rudolph special. And my brother in law and his wife, they don’t remember watching Rudolph. My sister in law said something to the effect that they never watched it. I’m thinking, “Did you baby boomers begin your anti-establishment hippie ways as early as 10 years old?”

Well, anyway, some perspective about the 1960′s Christmas specials…

Chestnuts roasted by Alexander @ 10/29/2009 6:02 AM


Ok, I can see how many people think the Peanuts strip was special, but the tv specials were way better. I’m biased because I think most of the mainstream comic strips are terribly overrated while ones that are extremely funny lanquish in obscurity. Read the comics in your local newspapers, 90% of them are about as funny as a heart attack.

Chestnuts roasted by Tryclyde @ 10/29/2009 7:58 AM


There is something magical about the Peanuts TV specials. The hokey voice work, the relatively terrible animation – they had kind of a ragged charm to them that still holds up in this day and age of CGI ‘splosion-fests. And let’s face it – most of us would have never had been introduced to jazz if it weren’t for watching Peanuts cartoons.

Chestnuts roasted by tanta07 @ 10/29/2009 9:37 AM


I love the Graveyard Awakening one! I can see why it didn’t win (it doesn’t have the X-Entertainment-esque flavor that the winners had), but it’s my favorite of this batch. The out-of-focus branches in the front gives the scene depth, so that it doesn’t even look like a diorama; it looks like a scene from a claymation movie or something.

Chestnuts roasted by Stephanie @ 10/29/2009 9:46 AM


Alexander, thank you for talking about that. I feel like watching the DVD copy is like cheating, and if you catch it on tv then you have earned the right to watch it. It’s weird, my 50 year old best friend doesn’t understand the logic, but it works for me and apparently is common. I don’t even want to DVR the show, I have to catch it on tv while everyone else is watching it. I have watched Garfield’s Halloween Adventure with my cousin though, it was on my computer and he wanted to watch it. I wasn’t going to deprive the child lol.

I think it’s fascinating listening to stories about the older generation when they were growing up. How things we take for granted now was a new and state of the art thing back then. My Grandma told me once about when her family got their first car and how it was a huge deal. Imagine it being common to walk to the grocery store and carry groceries home.

Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 10/29/2009 10:07 AM


I’ll always hail Freddy as the number one slasher. Not only does the guy come up with extremely creative ways of killing his victims (rather than simply stabbing them with a machete or whatever)- he has charisma. He’s a killer with style.

Chestnuts roasted by Cheetara @ 10/29/2009 11:02 AM


A lot of the mainstream comics depend on daily readership to “get” the story. Like the comic For Better or Worse, looking at it randomly make it seem really lame. Following it over the years shows how amazing it really is. Peanuts is the same way for me, but I can see how casual readers would lose interest. Especially with crap like modern Garfield gracing the pages. I also love them because they’re a dying breed. In 10 years I’m not convinced they will exist any longer. Very sad because Get Fuzzy Is amazing!

Chestnuts roasted by drew do @ 10/29/2009 11:21 AM


The only people that would find Thorzul’s die-o-rama scary are those who fear freedom, liberty, and personal responsibility. /soapbox

Chestnuts roasted by Ghost of Vapor @ 10/29/2009 11:26 AM


Today on the subway I saw a mature gentleman, probably in his late 60s, carrying an glossy folder with images from the 1995 Batman Forever movie. As I looked at the stylized Riddler question mark logo from the film, I puzzled myself. Why the heck would a sexagenarian have something like that, where did he find this rather old item, and what does it all mean??? Can you make any sense of it? :-)

Chestnuts roasted by Dantheman137b @ 10/29/2009 11:51 AM


Dantheman137b: Sounds like he was carrying a press kit. You can buy them for just about any movie ever on eBay.

Why was he carrying a Batman Forever press kit? We may never know.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/29/2009 12:10 PM


I find Get Fuzzy, Dilbert, and Monty to be funny strips in the newspaper today. I can’t stand when comic strips tackle serious or sad issues, I get enough of that in the other pages of the news. I want mine to be funny, clever, lighthearted and to give me a chuckle or two.

Chestnuts roasted by Tryclyde @ 10/29/2009 12:20 PM


Matt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSiK0tyfrvw

I think you need to come visit us in Toronto, Canada some time next Halloween.

Chestnuts roasted by Brittany @ 10/29/2009 12:40 PM


Since I moved upstate(6 years ago),I haven’t read much comic strips.I used to read them everyday since I was about 4 or 5.I remember Sundays the best,cuz they were in color.Peanuts was awesome!Among a few of the others I enjoyed most were…Garfield,The Lockhorns(I’m sure back then I didn’t unerstand much of them,but I liked the artwork),For Better or Worse,The Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes.I always disliked Dunesbury.Some of the newer ones are pretty good as well.Like Get Fuzzy and Mutts.Saturdays were cereal and Saturday Morning cartoons,Sundays were cereal and color comics. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Jason @ 10/29/2009 1:46 PM


My mistake!I didn’t mean For better or Worse.I meant One Big Happy.Sorry!Nothing against For Better or Worse,I read it ,it just wasn’t one of my faves.I pretty much read all the strips with the exception of maybe 3 or 4(Dunesbury!Ugghh!)

Chestnuts roasted by Jason @ 10/29/2009 1:50 PM


Ha…I just watched the Supernatural Season 3 Christmas episode last night and it featured that very same CBS Special opening in front of it. In the bonus features, the director talked about how hard it was to get the rights because nobody could remember who created it and did the music for it.

Chestnuts roasted by BUCKLY! @ 10/29/2009 1:52 PM


@Alexander. For one thing, I was born in 1987, and I have no clue if I’m part of Generation Y or not. It’s either that, the Pepsi Generation, or the 500 other names that were given to children of the late 80s/Early 90s.

And thanks to invention of the DVR, I don’t think ANY show on TV can be considered an event anymore. I still watch all the Peanuts specials when they come on TV. For some reason, it just wouldn’t be the same on DVD.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 10/29/2009 2:59 PM


Debs, you will be the loveliest zombie to ever walk the earth, my dear.

Congratulations, mandy_Reeves!

Watched The Great Pumpkin last night. Then I watched the Monsters v. Aliens special. I haven’t seen the movie, but I thought the special was cute.

Chestnuts roasted by Teddy Ray @ 10/29/2009 5:02 PM


@ Jack Stray

Yay! I’m NOT the only person in the world who dislikes the Peanuts comic strip. I’m sorry but it’s just not very funny to me. And it’s got this weird, buzzkill, throw yourself off a bridge undercurrent running through it that’s always rubbed me the wrong way. I love Snoopy and Woodstock, and the Halloween and Christmas holiday specials but that’s as far as it goes for me.

For comic strip delights, give me Get Fuzzy, Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side, Garfield and Foxtrot every damn time.

Chestnuts roasted by Nicole @ 10/29/2009 5:39 PM


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