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Evil Clowns, Evil Lip Balm and more Spooky Die-O-Ramas!

Great Pumpkin was on tonight, and for the first time in about ten years, I missed it. Well, I caught enough to notice that ABC took some liberties and made Charlie Brown do some heavy lifting promo work during the commercial breaks -- wtf was that all about? Missed all the good parts, though. If you're in the same boat, take note: ABC is re-airing the special tomorrow night. (I'm sure that there's some ratings/network competition-related reason for this, but I prefer to think that ABC is doing it just for me.)

Thanks to PlantMonster for the hot tip! New (or somewhat newish) at Walgreen's, it's the General Mills Monster Cereals lip balm collection!

I located Boo Berry and Franken Berry, but Count Chocula remains elusive. The completist collector in me is disappointed, but on the other hand, I can't say that I'd be a huge fan of chocolate Chapstick.

There is no feasible way to improve on these. The colors, scents and flavors are totally dead on, to the point where you would guess "Franken Berry" even if you had no idea it was supposed to look/smell/taste like it.

By the way, when I say "taste," I mean it, and not in that bullshit "lick your lips" sort of way. Of all the awful childhood habits that I've never been able to break, treating Chapstick like candy stands proud at the forefront. I've long considered lip balm as a more malleable form of Twizzlers.

While we were out Halloween store-hopping this past weekend, I absolutely could not resist this mask. The "Light Up Clown Mask" was fairly overpriced at twenty bucks, but it stood out like an unholy grail in a mask collection that was mostly filled wih easily recognized movie-and-television characters. I had to have it.

What struck me most is how reminiscent the mask is of those last minute costumes that I used to get from local pharmacies and supermarkets. You know the kind. When I was still young enough to wear costumes but too old to really care what those costumes were, it was common to just pick up the most heinous mask still available at CVS on the night before Halloween. If I was feeling saucy, I'd grab a plastic scythe or something to go along with it.

By that point, costumes were no longer a point of passion for my friends and I. We'd still dress up and go trick-or-treating, but by then, it was just a thing to do...not THE thing to do. Besides, we were really too old to get away with action-packed head-to-toe costumes, anyway. The other kids would've frown upon it and egged us. With all of that in mind, our half-assed costumes always ended up being something like that evil clown mask -- effortless and apathetic enough for us to avoid looking lame, but still somehow great.

The mask has an unmistakable Killer Klowns From Outer Space vibe, and I'm not just saying that because it happens to be a mask based on an evil clown. It really does sort of look like the lead Killer Klown from the movie. Then again, his face didn't light up.

Yeah, so, the mask comes with a tiny push-button remote, which activates a series of white lights that scatter underneath the mask and make your head look like a Christmas tree. It's a common gimmick in pseudo-extravagant Halloween masks, but it works well enough -- or maybe it doesn't.

See, what you can't tell from the crazy animated photo above is that my clown mask arrived completely busted. It's actually taped together up there. In reality, as soon as I opened the package, the mask fell into pieces. Two whole pieces!

The light-up stuff actually exists on a second mask, which, in a perfect world, would remain glued to the outer clown shell, giving consumers the impression that they're buying one whole awesome mask instead of two shitty broken ones. Since this is a pretty old item, the ancient glue lost its once-celebrated adhesiveness, and I was left with what's shown above -- plus a outer clown shell.

Am I disappointed? Not really. The way I figure it, I probably saved some kid from having the worst Halloween ever. We so often forget how a child's sanity hinges on every immediate event, and I can think of no quicker way for a trick-or-treater to have a heart attack than a busted costume. Besides, any kid who would've picked this light-up evil clown mask over some tired Hollywood pop idol costume is someone I'd want to save.

Wow, I totally dropped the ball on getting everyone's entries published in a reasonable timeframe. Sorry about that! We still have a few days left, so by the time Halloweekend is over, all Die-O-Ramas will have had their day in the sun. Or stark raving darkness, as the case may be.

Worst of all, some of the entries I'm stumbling onto now clearly deserved to be among the winners, making me feel like even more of a horrible monster for putting them up so late. Oi. Sorry guys, your work was much more tremendous than my organizational skills. I'm still compiling the remaining entries, but for a taste, here are five reader-created Spooky Die-O-Ramas that you've yet to see!


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"Shoebox of the Living Dead"
Created By: Kittymao

Full disclosure: This really should've been one of the winners. I knew that the second I saw it, but somehow, I misplaced the e-mail and screwed up. Well, better late than never: Kittymao, you've won yourself a DVD! It may arrive after Halloween, but horror movies are still okay in November.

I'll let her describe it: "In a nutshell, it is the Beginning Graveyard Scene from Night of the Living Dead -- the 1990 version, directed by Tom Savini. Johnny has just wrestled with the western Bolo Zombie -- AND LOST -- and our forlorn and scared Barbara is about to make a run for it."

Incredibly, Kittymao made all of the elements -- she sculpted and painted the figures, and even sketched out the background with precise faithfulness to the film that the diorama was based on. And check out the detail work! Way too much finesse and awesomeness here for me to handle. Awesome job!


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"This Is A Bughunt"
Created By: Darth Poop

There's more to Darth Poop's Aliens-inspired opus than it seems! Don't let the first glance fool you, because there's a lot more to this than neatly organized action figures! Check out Darth's photo gallery, and you'll see what I mean. In fact, every time I go through that gallery, I realize just how much work really went into this. Darth, if you're reading, would you mind giving us a breakdown on how this was created?

As you browse through the gallery, keep a sharp eye and spot all of the crazy minute details, from the severed limbs to the Aliens lurking under the platforms! With all of the stuff happening in "This Is A Bughunt," it's easy to forget that everything's contained in one measly shoebox! I'm starting to think that I should just send everyone who entered a DVD and be done with it. :)


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"Graveyard Awakening"
Created By: Dymphnawolf and Aitora

Dymphnawolf and Aitora's intro: "It is a night time graveyard scene in which a grave digger takes a break from his grim occupation, unaware of the danger that lurks behind him in the form of a rotting corpse that is digging itself free of its resting place. If you look closely, you can see that the zombie is missing part of his head, leaving the contents exposed."

There's an odd and unsettling feel to this one -- it's as if the entrants used a time machine to pillage their diorama from some horror-obsessed kid from the 1930's. The antique feel definitely adds a creepy layer, and I'm especially fond of the toothpick cross in front of the open grave.


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"Election Night"
Created By: Thorzul

You know, Thorzul, you may have gotten robbed. I think yours is going to be a fan favorite. In Thorzul's words: "I chose to think outside of the typical Halloween fright fest and depict what might possibly be the scariest thing I can think of."

Political and societal commentary aside, I'm enamored with how Thorzul so effortless turned a shoebox into a television set. It's no doubt the most uniquely concepted Die-O-Rama that I received, and I'm sure Thorzul wants to kill me for waiting so long to post it.


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"Hallowbunga!"
Created By: Class3KillStorm

Class3KillStorm's diorama was one of several Ninja Turtles-themed entries. Here's his description: "Basically, the concept is that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are having a Halloween costume party, and Raph and Leo aren't too happy about Michaelangelo's poor costume choice. Donatello was too busy making machines to attend; also, I don't own any Donatello action figures."

What Class3KillStorm didn't mention is that his Die-O-Rama glows in the dark! Course, the best stuff is hiding in the background -- look close and you'll spot a crayon-drawn Shredder and Bebop, putting aside their usual differences with the Turtles for the sake of a successful Halloween party.

Again, thanks to everyone who entered, and if you haven't seen your Die-O-Rama spotlighted yet, stay tuned -- it ain't Halloween yet!

Posted by Matt on 10/27/2009. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 154 comments

Um…so…not to have ten million tons of gen x-er internet spite rain down on my head, but does anyone here dislike Peanuts, or is it just me? I mean, I love the TV specials as much as the next red-blooded American. How could you not? The music is great, the stories are pretty tight, you can’t argue with the dance sequences. It’s just that I really, really dislike the comic.

Yeah, thought about that a bit more. Really fucking hate that comic strip.

Chestnuts roasted by Jack Stray @ 10/28/2009 6:10 PM


LOVE kittymaos diorama…and I hate that clown thing it scares the pants off me!

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 10/28/2009 6:25 PM


Jason: Like I said, it depends on what criteria we’re using. If we’re going by sheer iconic status, Leatherface would definately beat Ghostface, but if we’re going by popularity (aka the Halloween costume test) Ghostface kicks the daylights out of both Leatherface and Pinhead. Of course, the fact that you can practically get a great Ghostface costume at any dollar for under 10 bucks, while you have to spend quite a bit to look a like anyone else, probably plays a big part of it.

If I had to rank them, here’s my top 10 list:
1 and 2: Freddy and Jason, flip them as you see fit.
3.) Michael Myers
4.) Chucky
5.) Ghostface
6.) Pinhead- Just for his look alone
7.) Leatherface
8.) Hannibal Lector
9.) Norman Bates- I can always count on some guy putting on granny clothes carrying a knife for Halloween.
10.) The Fisherman from the “I Know What You did” films. This one might be controversial, but here me out here. A.) You can always find a “I Know” film playing on some channel all the time, even when it isn’t Halloween.
B.) His costume is even easier to do than Ghostface. All you need is a raincoat and a hook.

I know some of you guys are ticked I didn’t put Ash in my Top 10. For one, he’s not a villain. Also, I’ve never seen anyone dressed like him for Halloween ever. Can you even buy an Ash costume?

Chestnuts roasted by King JLA @ 10/28/2009 7:04 PM


My boyfriend just informed me that he has never seen, ‘It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown’

WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT WHAT WHAT

Chestnuts roasted by ashley @ 10/28/2009 8:05 PM


So I just finished Review the World’s Halloween special and holy shit, there is a Ghostbusters Slime energy drink! With the original GB movie poster logo.

On a similar side note, just saw my friend’s costume. She is going as Kate Gosselin. I thought she was Gozer. :(

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 10/28/2009 8:30 PM


So, The Great Pumpkin’s end credits are rolling as I type this. I missed it last night, but thanks to Amy reminding me today, I made a point of catching it tonight. Nice to see another one come and go. Anytime I see anything Snoopy related I want to go sit on top of something and pretend it’s a plane. Oh yeah, and Jack Stray, I don’t know what’s wrong with you.

As for the slasher debate, I gotta go:

1)Freddy
2)Jason (although I can definitely see how 1 and 2 could be flipped)
3)Michael Meyers
4)Leatherface
5)Pinhead
6)Chucky
7)Norman Bates
8)Ghostface

Bill: Gosselin’s a lot scarier. “Aim for the flattop!”

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 10/28/2009 8:40 PM


Please stop saying “First” if you’re first to comment.

Chestnuts roasted by Scott @ 10/28/2009 8:40 PM


Leatherface cannot be lower than 4th since he came before any of the others and he was the first slasher to don a mask. Jason and Myers were heavily influenced by him, and the hockey-masked Jason is very overrated considering he’s basically a complete ripoff of Myers’ character.

Chestnuts roasted by Tryclyde @ 10/28/2009 8:54 PM


dam! 20 percent of my body weight from febuary is GONE! Down 63.6 as of this morning….116 to go I think. I’m also 50 pounds til 199.

Lots of school stuff this week. Tests, quizzes, online english class that I hate with a passion….I cannot believe I got a 100 on my sociology midterm. I’m still trying to figure that one out!

Chestnuts roasted by mandy_Reeves @ 10/28/2009 9:04 PM


Also, the Peanuts tv specials were light years better than the comic strip simply because they had that feel to them that the comics could never have. I agree that there was never anything special about the strip.

Chestnuts roasted by Tryclyde @ 10/28/2009 9:06 PM


Wow – nothing special about the Peanuts comic strip? Really? Wow. It’s easily one of the most brilliant comic strips of all time, a fact that’s agreed upon by pretty much everyone in the industry. Charles Schultz was an absolute genius at conveying some of the darkest parts of the human experience through an incredibly light and accessible format, while remaining quite philosophical through his humor. Charlie Brown as the perpetual underdog loser is a fantastic fictional creation that mirrors aspects of everyone from time to time.

The holiday specials are certainly amazing in their own right, no small part in due to Bill Melendez’s directing and the fantastic music of Vince Guaraldi, but they pale in comparison to the many decades of the strip that Schultz provided. If you only know the last decade or so of the strip, I’d highly recommend taking a look at the earlier years (which are available in print in really nice volumes), from the ’60′s and on. There most certainly was quite a lot that was special about them.

Chestnuts roasted by Carpeteria @ 10/28/2009 9:52 PM


Jack Stray & Tryclyde: You people are nuts! The strip was amazing and way ahead of it’s time. Without that strip we would never have seen… well, any of the other amazing comics we all grew up with. I can’t think of one major cartoonist that hasn’t credited Peanuts as a major inspiration. Schulz put soul into all the Peanuts media and I don’t think anyone has ever captured that since. The closest has been Bill Watterson with Calvin and Hobbes, which was also revolutionary.

Now for the poll:
1) Norman Bates (can’t beat the classic)
2) Jason (brought slashers to the mainstream)
3) Leather face (people still try to emulate this)
4) Freddy (for the dream concept, not Fred himself)
5) Buffalo Bill (much more frightening to me than Lecter)

Chestnuts roasted by drew do @ 10/28/2009 10:00 PM


1.Jason(He’s THE Champion! Nuff said! End of story! )
2.Freddy
3.LeatherFace
4.Micheal Myers
5.Pinhead
6.Chucky
7.Tallman(Phantasm)

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 10/28/2009 10:14 PM


Ok… I have to.

1) Jason when he was just a retarded psycho. Not too supernatural.
2) The Shape 1979
3) Micheal Myers as a kid 1979
4) The Hitchhiker from TCM
5) Jaws VI velvet shark. “roar” (arguably a slasher)

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 10/28/2009 10:23 PM


Wait, I thought Jaws IV was the last movie. Are you telling me there’s MORE?

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 10/28/2009 11:19 PM


Ha Ha! dyslexia strikes again! Or has it? Maybe Jaws VI will be a sock puppet?

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 10/28/2009 11:25 PM


Well Googling “Jaws VI” did turn up a terrible Youtube Lego video…

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 10/28/2009 11:28 PM


For whoever was talking about Taco Bell Blackjack tacos the other day, if you go there on Halloween night from 6-12 you can get a free one.

Chestnuts roasted by ericnrosesmom @ 10/28/2009 11:30 PM


Speaking of restaurant give-aways, apparently if you go to Chipotle dressed as any item on their menu on Halloween you get a free burrito.

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 10/28/2009 11:32 PM


mandy_reeves Congrats on your success!! I have some weight I need to lose too, ugh that’s gonna suck. I think you’ll do really well on your tests.

Carpeteria That was well written about the Peanuts comic thank you for sharing. I will always remember the weekend Charles Schultz died and his strip ended as well. It was a very silent Sunday morning when my cousins and I all took turns passing around the Sunday Comics and eating cereal. I thought it was beautiful how passionate he was about that strip. I admire workaholics like he was.

drew do You think buffalo bill was scary? lol I am addicted to watching this video in wonderment. My other two favorites are Just like that and Your girl. Any of them with him with that mask on in drag are wonderfully disturbing. I have nothing against trannys of course but this guy… he is something else.

Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 10/28/2009 11:47 PM


Instead of doing a top three, pick the top four and make them a Mount Rushmore. Can you imagine a giant sculpture of the heads of Jason, Freddy, Michael and Leatherface. I would put that on display in the fancy room.

I was in Wal Mart tonight and they had blood bags full of drink mixes. They did not look tasty.

Chestnuts roasted by stonetumbler @ 10/28/2009 11:51 PM


I actually watched the Monsters vs. Aliens Halloween one tonite. It’s not gonna become a classic, but it was a fun 30 minutes.

Chestnuts roasted by King JLA @ 10/28/2009 11:52 PM


Stonetumbler, I like it. Now I need to see that.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 10/29/2009 12:00 AM


If I had any artistic talent at all I would attempt it.

Chestnuts roasted by stonetumbler @ 10/29/2009 12:26 AM


I was just watching Jimmy Fallon now. And he brought up an interesting question. Ever notice how things seem to get more scarier and creepier around Halloween? Cases in point. I was walking in the hallway of my house. I walked past my room, and noticed that the door is open. I
forgot to close it. I look in there, to see a weird humanoid shape in there. I get a searful feeling inside me. I look again, only to see, that it is just my Lego chests, and mini shelf. The light distorted them, so they resembled a ghostly creature. Last night, I heard what sounded like a baby crying. Then, it started to sound like a dog howling. I opened the front door, only to find a cat making a mating call. So, I yelled at it to get off my property. Matt, I thought I saw someone that looks like Waiterbot recently.

Chestnuts roasted by Lonestar76 @ 10/29/2009 1:00 AM


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