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Evil Clowns, Evil Lip Balm and more Spooky Die-O-Ramas!

Great Pumpkin was on tonight, and for the first time in about ten years, I missed it. Well, I caught enough to notice that ABC took some liberties and made Charlie Brown do some heavy lifting promo work during the commercial breaks -- wtf was that all about? Missed all the good parts, though. If you're in the same boat, take note: ABC is re-airing the special tomorrow night. (I'm sure that there's some ratings/network competition-related reason for this, but I prefer to think that ABC is doing it just for me.)

Thanks to PlantMonster for the hot tip! New (or somewhat newish) at Walgreen's, it's the General Mills Monster Cereals lip balm collection!

I located Boo Berry and Franken Berry, but Count Chocula remains elusive. The completist collector in me is disappointed, but on the other hand, I can't say that I'd be a huge fan of chocolate Chapstick.

There is no feasible way to improve on these. The colors, scents and flavors are totally dead on, to the point where you would guess "Franken Berry" even if you had no idea it was supposed to look/smell/taste like it.

By the way, when I say "taste," I mean it, and not in that bullshit "lick your lips" sort of way. Of all the awful childhood habits that I've never been able to break, treating Chapstick like candy stands proud at the forefront. I've long considered lip balm as a more malleable form of Twizzlers.

While we were out Halloween store-hopping this past weekend, I absolutely could not resist this mask. The "Light Up Clown Mask" was fairly overpriced at twenty bucks, but it stood out like an unholy grail in a mask collection that was mostly filled wih easily recognized movie-and-television characters. I had to have it.

What struck me most is how reminiscent the mask is of those last minute costumes that I used to get from local pharmacies and supermarkets. You know the kind. When I was still young enough to wear costumes but too old to really care what those costumes were, it was common to just pick up the most heinous mask still available at CVS on the night before Halloween. If I was feeling saucy, I'd grab a plastic scythe or something to go along with it.

By that point, costumes were no longer a point of passion for my friends and I. We'd still dress up and go trick-or-treating, but by then, it was just a thing to do...not THE thing to do. Besides, we were really too old to get away with action-packed head-to-toe costumes, anyway. The other kids would've frown upon it and egged us. With all of that in mind, our half-assed costumes always ended up being something like that evil clown mask -- effortless and apathetic enough for us to avoid looking lame, but still somehow great.

The mask has an unmistakable Killer Klowns From Outer Space vibe, and I'm not just saying that because it happens to be a mask based on an evil clown. It really does sort of look like the lead Killer Klown from the movie. Then again, his face didn't light up.

Yeah, so, the mask comes with a tiny push-button remote, which activates a series of white lights that scatter underneath the mask and make your head look like a Christmas tree. It's a common gimmick in pseudo-extravagant Halloween masks, but it works well enough -- or maybe it doesn't.

See, what you can't tell from the crazy animated photo above is that my clown mask arrived completely busted. It's actually taped together up there. In reality, as soon as I opened the package, the mask fell into pieces. Two whole pieces!

The light-up stuff actually exists on a second mask, which, in a perfect world, would remain glued to the outer clown shell, giving consumers the impression that they're buying one whole awesome mask instead of two shitty broken ones. Since this is a pretty old item, the ancient glue lost its once-celebrated adhesiveness, and I was left with what's shown above -- plus a outer clown shell.

Am I disappointed? Not really. The way I figure it, I probably saved some kid from having the worst Halloween ever. We so often forget how a child's sanity hinges on every immediate event, and I can think of no quicker way for a trick-or-treater to have a heart attack than a busted costume. Besides, any kid who would've picked this light-up evil clown mask over some tired Hollywood pop idol costume is someone I'd want to save.

Wow, I totally dropped the ball on getting everyone's entries published in a reasonable timeframe. Sorry about that! We still have a few days left, so by the time Halloweekend is over, all Die-O-Ramas will have had their day in the sun. Or stark raving darkness, as the case may be.

Worst of all, some of the entries I'm stumbling onto now clearly deserved to be among the winners, making me feel like even more of a horrible monster for putting them up so late. Oi. Sorry guys, your work was much more tremendous than my organizational skills. I'm still compiling the remaining entries, but for a taste, here are five reader-created Spooky Die-O-Ramas that you've yet to see!


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"Shoebox of the Living Dead"
Created By: Kittymao

Full disclosure: This really should've been one of the winners. I knew that the second I saw it, but somehow, I misplaced the e-mail and screwed up. Well, better late than never: Kittymao, you've won yourself a DVD! It may arrive after Halloween, but horror movies are still okay in November.

I'll let her describe it: "In a nutshell, it is the Beginning Graveyard Scene from Night of the Living Dead -- the 1990 version, directed by Tom Savini. Johnny has just wrestled with the western Bolo Zombie -- AND LOST -- and our forlorn and scared Barbara is about to make a run for it."

Incredibly, Kittymao made all of the elements -- she sculpted and painted the figures, and even sketched out the background with precise faithfulness to the film that the diorama was based on. And check out the detail work! Way too much finesse and awesomeness here for me to handle. Awesome job!


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"This Is A Bughunt"
Created By: Darth Poop

There's more to Darth Poop's Aliens-inspired opus than it seems! Don't let the first glance fool you, because there's a lot more to this than neatly organized action figures! Check out Darth's photo gallery, and you'll see what I mean. In fact, every time I go through that gallery, I realize just how much work really went into this. Darth, if you're reading, would you mind giving us a breakdown on how this was created?

As you browse through the gallery, keep a sharp eye and spot all of the crazy minute details, from the severed limbs to the Aliens lurking under the platforms! With all of the stuff happening in "This Is A Bughunt," it's easy to forget that everything's contained in one measly shoebox! I'm starting to think that I should just send everyone who entered a DVD and be done with it. :)


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"Graveyard Awakening"
Created By: Dymphnawolf and Aitora

Dymphnawolf and Aitora's intro: "It is a night time graveyard scene in which a grave digger takes a break from his grim occupation, unaware of the danger that lurks behind him in the form of a rotting corpse that is digging itself free of its resting place. If you look closely, you can see that the zombie is missing part of his head, leaving the contents exposed."

There's an odd and unsettling feel to this one -- it's as if the entrants used a time machine to pillage their diorama from some horror-obsessed kid from the 1930's. The antique feel definitely adds a creepy layer, and I'm especially fond of the toothpick cross in front of the open grave.


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"Election Night"
Created By: Thorzul

You know, Thorzul, you may have gotten robbed. I think yours is going to be a fan favorite. In Thorzul's words: "I chose to think outside of the typical Halloween fright fest and depict what might possibly be the scariest thing I can think of."

Political and societal commentary aside, I'm enamored with how Thorzul so effortless turned a shoebox into a television set. It's no doubt the most uniquely concepted Die-O-Rama that I received, and I'm sure Thorzul wants to kill me for waiting so long to post it.


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"Hallowbunga!"
Created By: Class3KillStorm

Class3KillStorm's diorama was one of several Ninja Turtles-themed entries. Here's his description: "Basically, the concept is that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are having a Halloween costume party, and Raph and Leo aren't too happy about Michaelangelo's poor costume choice. Donatello was too busy making machines to attend; also, I don't own any Donatello action figures."

What Class3KillStorm didn't mention is that his Die-O-Rama glows in the dark! Course, the best stuff is hiding in the background -- look close and you'll spot a crayon-drawn Shredder and Bebop, putting aside their usual differences with the Turtles for the sake of a successful Halloween party.

Again, thanks to everyone who entered, and if you haven't seen your Die-O-Rama spotlighted yet, stay tuned -- it ain't Halloween yet!

Posted by Matt on 10/27/2009. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 154 comments

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FIRST!

Chestnuts roasted by MIKEY @ 10/27/2009 11:37 PM


aww, boo to missing great pumpkin =(

Chestnuts roasted by dedalusdedalus @ 10/27/2009 11:38 PM


My biggest regret of the Halloween season thus far is failing to buy any of the 50% off costumes I saw at K-Mart yesterday. They had a few good ones that would have only been $10. But I was unsure of the sizes and didn’t buy any.

Chestnuts roasted by Revbat @ 10/27/2009 11:41 PM


Awesome. I wish that I had had the time to put a
diorama together.

Great Pumpkin tomorrow on DVD, I think.

Chestnuts roasted by MysteryD8 @ 10/27/2009 11:43 PM


Great Pumpkin on DVD is probably the best way to watch it, since every year they keep cutting the show a little bit shorter to make room for more commercials. It’s even better if you watch the old CBS Special Presentation lead-in first (click my name for the YouTube link).

Chestnuts roasted by Robert @ 10/27/2009 11:54 PM


Robert: Thanks, I needed that. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/27/2009 11:55 PM


I’ll break it down, yo.

Firstly I used sheet styrene to build up the interior of the shoebox. The walls, the one door, even the grated catwalk flooring. I glued a piece of foam along one of the corners to put the “ceiling” pieces at an angle. Once I had the walls and everything constructed, I started gluing bits and pieces onto them to break up the flatness and make it all sci-fi looking and such. Little G.I. Joe backpacks are great for this and I used many of them. Then I just glued some little tubes in there and the “room” was done.

The floor is just a few pieces of sheet styrene with window screen wrapped around them. There are a couple pieces from a computer at either end of the walkway to elevate it a bit.

The figures weren’t too hard. They were released by the now defunct (I think) Tree House kids toy company in 2004. I just had to cut them up and repose them. I also resculpted the face of the marine who got hit by the acid and added wounds and acid blood spray to some of the aliens along with cotton for where acid was burning stuff. Then I just painted them all up and glued them in place on the catwalk after it was painted.

I used red and grey spray-paint for the basecoat of the interior and then weathered it with acrylic and oil paints. I added some water slide stickers from some model kits and then glued the walkway in place along with the alien underneath.

I forgot to take into account the size difference between the xenomorphs and the colonial marines, though, so Vasquez and the gang are aiming too low.

I can’t think of anything else to write other than to say Thorzul should demand a recount.

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Poop @ 10/27/2009 11:57 PM


Darth, I wish I’d known all of that. :) You can push for a recount yourself.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/27/2009 11:59 PM


I’m pretty sure that’s Shredder and SPLINTER putting aside their differences in that last Die-O-Rama.

Chestnuts roasted by Potzorbie @ 10/27/2009 11:59 PM


I think you’re right, but I like Bebop more than Splinter.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/28/2009 12:02 AM


Matt, I refuse to believe that I lost Florida.

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Poop @ 10/28/2009 12:08 AM


Actually, I take that back. There’s a lot of old people there.

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Poop @ 10/28/2009 12:13 AM


Missed the Great Pumpkin myself tonight, but I’ll blame that on being diagnosed with the flu, sinus infection, and ear infection all in one switch kick. Oh, and also because I was into the last four episodes of season three of Dexter.

Tomorrow night!

Chestnuts roasted by Andy @ 10/28/2009 12:19 AM


Not having cable, I’m more than happy to settle with that classic “Special Presentation” graphic on YouTube and “Great Pumpkin” on DVD. Why don’t I have cable? Beyond the cost, I live alone. It seems kind of pointless to have cable for one, especially when that one doesn’t watch TV that much anyway.

For the Die-O-Ramas, Dymphnawolf and Aitora’s “Graveyard Awakening” is my skeletal-hands-down favorite. I love old movies and old-time serials, and this has the feel of a sepia Universal horror epic.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 10/28/2009 12:23 AM


why would california not vote republican

Chestnuts roasted by sum yung guy @ 10/28/2009 12:24 AM


They sure didn’t vote Republican in 2008.

WCW Halloween Havoc 1991 (on WWE Classics on Demand) is… bizarre. Rick Rude as the Halloween Phantom, the Chamber of Horrors, Oz…

Chestnuts roasted by Andy @ 10/28/2009 12:28 AM


Thorzul WAS robbed!

The Chamber of Horrors match has got to be the weirdest “scary” match that doesn’t involve the Undertaker in some way. I just watched the Buried Alive PPV today on WWE 24/7.

Chestnuts roasted by King JLA @ 10/28/2009 1:10 AM


Made sure to catch Great Pumpkin live as it just isn’t the same DVRd. Who else is sick of Christmas movie commercials during GP?

Chestnuts roasted by Jeff Mack @ 10/28/2009 1:18 AM


This is off-topic, but something I’ve been wondering about. When you see a grouping of slasher film maniacs, the standard threesome is Jason, Freddy and Leatherface. IMHO, Leatherface totally doesn’t measure up to the other two. I always figured he just got lumped in because if you’re going to have a team of horror icons, you need at least one guy carrying a chainsaw.

Is Leatherface more popular than I realize? Or is his lasting appeal really more about his weapon than the character himself?

Chestnuts roasted by Robert @ 10/28/2009 1:51 AM


$10.25 a gallon!?! I would sure be a bike-peddling mofo.
I like the election turnout though. Hee Hee!
>:)

Chestnuts roasted by Berdo @ 10/28/2009 2:22 AM


So many folks got robbed, but they’re all awesome.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 10/28/2009 2:47 AM


Robert: I always thought of the standard slasher threesome as being Jason, Freddy, and Michael Myers. Leatherface would be the odd man out if you want a top four, though. A smaller franchise; only 5 original films (not including the re-make), compared to 7 originals for Mike, 8 for Freddy, and 11 for Jason.
That said, as much as I dig the others, I’d actually take the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre film over all the rest combined. Something about that one managed to transcend the ol’ genre for me in a way that none of it’s sequels never could.

I’d encourage anyone who’s a fan of the whole ’80s slasher flicks to go rent Twitch of the Death Nerve (alternately titled Bay of Blood, among other names) if you haven’t seen it. It was a massive inspiration to all those movies (especially Friday the 13th, Part II, which actually damn near rips off a couple of the scenes shot-for-shot!), and IMO, not only does it earlier, but better too.
Also, despite it not telling you a whole lot about the movie, I love the trailer simply for how freakin’ groovy it is.

Chestnuts roasted by Jugensehnsucht @ 10/28/2009 3:05 AM


Alright new entry. Like the new die-o-rama entries. As for the cereal monster chapstick, I might check it out. I wanna taste it, I admit it. Also that Clown mask ROX!!! It’s a shame so many kids now a days, like to dress up as pop stars! What’s so scary about that? If they’re not gonna wear a scary costume, then they should at least wear something original. Or better yet, something original AND scary! Even better! Hope ya’ll have a Happy Halloween! I know I will.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 10/28/2009 3:28 AM


Man, Thorzul sure did come up with the scariest Die-o-Rama of them all.

Chestnuts roasted by Frostor @ 10/28/2009 3:29 AM


Matt You drive me crazy when you put up animated gifs. Don’t feel too bad a lot of things drive me crazy and my rants on my youtube channel are proof lol! But you can do something for us. Put up a still and then when our cursor is hovering over it it animates? That would be so much cooler then trying to tune out the blinking to read the text. I understand if it takes too much work but I wanted to suggest it. I can totally picture a bunch of 13-14 year olds slapping costumes together to casually go out trick or treating. With a jacket from an army supply store on. It reminds me of Freaks and Geeks when they go out trick or treating embarrassed but still wanting to go.

I watched the Great Pumpkin last night because I always try to catch it on tv. I am going to watch it Saturday with my gf and I think she is going along with it to humor me but I don’t care lol. I sent her a package yesterday it’s priority mail I hope it gets there before Saturday the post office guy said it would but who knows if you can trust those people. He said Halloween candy huh lol.

I sent her candy, she loves mint candy so I sent her mint 3 musketeers and junior mints. Also rainbow twizzlers which I love and it was hard to stay out of, good and plenty, and Halloween Peeps that she has never had before. Also other things but that was the main ones. We can talk for hours about candy so it was a big deal to me. I need to get some mint 3 musketeers on Friday because I didn’t get to eat any out of the package. I love those snack a packs because you get 8 pieces of candy for a dollar.

That isn’t too bad for people that only have like 5 bucks and want a sample of lots of candies at once. Harry and I have been buying the snack a packs of mounds like crazy lately. They are friggen addictive.

I will get the IV candy after Halloween. 2 bucks is too much to spend on cough syrup type of goop in a bag. Also walmart has these black skulls and jack o lanterns w/ a bulb in them w/ neon colors around the edges of the holes. They are 6 bucks I want a couple when they are half priced. Does anybody have one of those?

Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 10/28/2009 4:14 AM


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