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Blood Bag: The Candy!

Ah, finally got a nice little batch of Spooky Die-O-Rama entries stockpiled. Some really good ones in there! As a reminder, you have until Saturday night to get your finished entries in. (Well, a picture of your finished entry. Or a link to a picture of your finished entry. You know what I'm saying.) It's still anyone's ball game, so why miss out on your chance to win this lovely item? Get with it. Find a shoebox. Thank you.

Gotta say, it's been a pretty good Halloween season so far. And by this I mean, it hasn't even felt Halloweeny yet, so I haven't had a chance to make the usual mistake of blowing my spooky wad in September. I've been researching local and semi-local haunts for random weekend trips, and even if none of them come to fruition, it sure is fun trudging through ten-year-old Flash splash pages to read about all of the pumpkin patches, hayrides and haunted houses that I may or may not see. If nothing else, such sites make for wonderful depositories of shitty Halloween clipart from 1996.

In the end, the Halloween season is mainly enjoyed during the four weekends of October. That's four chances to make the most of it. Do you have anything planned? Discuss in the comments.

I have to finish some real work before I can properly rededicate myself to fake work, so while I wrap things up, here's a quickie about a disturbing and life-altering Halloween candy:

It's the amazing Blood Bag, filled with "liquid cherry candy!" Yes! Over the past few years, I've been overjoyed to see blood bags evolve into a common sight during the Halloween season, but usually, they're just for decorative purposes. Not this one! This is a blood bag with edible blood!

The production value is pretty high. The bag is large and made of quality plastic, complete with the requisite "novelty blood type" label. They spared no expense to make the candy inside really look like blood, too. The stuff is deep and viscous, arriving in just the right shade of burgundy to make you think twice before eating it. Pfft, like anyone could resist.

Snip the tip and suck it down, but be warned, this cherry blood stuff is STRONG. Envision the concentrated syrup used to create a cherry Slush Puppie -- that's exactly what this is. Concentrated cherry-flavored liquid sugar, and there's enough to it to probably kill the poor soul who cannot resist the temptation to finish his or her blood bag in one sitting.

The Blood Bags aren't new. A quick search of the site confirms that many of you were speaking highly of them last year. And actually, I've received at least 3 or 4 e-mails about 'em this year. They've acquired a pretty serious following, all things considered, and it's easy to see why. Wait, no it isn't. I need something else to put after that comma. Something safe.

"They've acquired a pretty serious following, all things considered, and I'm happy to count myself among the Blood Bag's many acolytes." There, that works. Writing stuff is hard.

The uninitiated may be turned off by the 2.29 price tag, but they really shouldn't be. Firstly, 2.29 is an awesome price. There is nothing else on this planet with a retail price of exactly 2.29. Secondly, this isn't a one-off candy. There's enough edible blood in the bag to last you for a few weeks, assuming that you aren't some kind of pig addict who refuses to conserve.

Thumbs up from me!

PS: "Thumbs up" makes for an interesting Google Image Search.

Posted by Matt on 09/24/2009. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 110 comments

I swear to god, Yuan Jing posting is like a performance art.

Chestnuts roasted by kittymao @ 09/25/2009 3:30 PM


Annette, the traditional Dia de los Muertos tasty baked good is pan de muerto. There seem to be a lot of recipes online. Of course there’s always sugar skulls, but you need a mold for those. I actually saw some cheapish Wilton candy molds at Michael’s that would make teeny teeny tiny calaveritas (skulls), that I’m starting to regret not having gotten…I wonder if the Latino markets carry them, I’ve never seen them around.

So speaking of Michael’s, when I went there for die-o-rama supply shopping I found these cute $1 ceramics in spooky shapes so I picked up the bat-shaped one and used it to serve up Bat Dots at the office. They disappeared pretty quickly so I’m calling it a success. I only ate one myself, since I just got a crown recently and I’d like to keep it that way.

TGIF and a happy Friday to you all! My doofy dog had a run-in with a bee or something this morning, so after a trip to the vet I’m home for the day to keep an eye on him. He was rocking Vito Corleone cheeks for awhile there.

Usually Yuan Jing is right on the money, but I have to take issue here for once. We KNOW that we want the sandwich.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 09/25/2009 3:46 PM


“Ham Presumption” is a good name for a band.

Chestnuts roasted by Mrs. DarkSideofBrightness @ 09/25/2009 3:47 PM


I believe that it is also a good name for a sexual position.

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 09/25/2009 3:51 PM


Candy blood could essentially be the same thing as movie blood, because my understanding is that movie blood is nothing more than Karo syrup with red food coloring.

P.S. – Since the Rev has dismissed running zombies, I now have no choice but to ask for her hand in marriage. Clearly she is the perfect woman.

Chestnuts roasted by tanta07 @ 09/25/2009 4:23 PM


For those with Time-Warner Cable, their Seasonal Music Channel is playing OctoberFest tunes.

Chestnuts roasted by Shawn @ 09/25/2009 4:25 PM


I am surprised the statement “F running zombies right in their wound holes” would ever get me a marriage proposal. It is downright crude and despicable.

Maybe that does make me the perfect woman. Who is to say?

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 09/25/2009 4:28 PM


Just got done playing the Brutal Legend demo.
Wow! This game is sick. And JB is even funny…
2 severed thumbs up! Can’t wait for Rocktober 13th.

Chestnuts roasted by Burninfresh @ 09/25/2009 4:43 PM


Man oh man oh man. I’ve had a busy week and now I have to work for an undetermined amount of time tomorrow. I don’t know if I’m going to make the deadline on the Die-o-rama. It’s gonna come down to the wire at any rate. Yeesh.

Chestnuts roasted by Rhino @ 09/25/2009 4:49 PM


Rev,

You make it sound like being crude and despicable and being the perfect woman are conflicting ideals.

Chestnuts roasted by tanta07 @ 09/25/2009 4:55 PM


Running zombies are the very definition of sacrilege and stupidity. The fact that Rev rejects them does indeed make her the most sought after bachelorette in town. Well, that and her own innate awesomeification.

I wish that Yuan Jing was the valedictorian at my high school graduation, just so we could hear the speech.

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 09/25/2009 5:09 PM


Nicole That’s awesome. We live so close, who’d a thunk it? Yes, I’m a female WoW player, bit only casually. For the Horde!

Yeah, I made my own Jem costume. It was awesome – no sewing… just pins and hot glue!

Chestnuts roasted by Starsmudge @ 09/25/2009 5:18 PM


I LIKE runnin zombies. There I said it. Wanna make somethin of it?

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 09/25/2009 5:49 PM


Hey Starsmudge

Any tips for making a Jem outfit for a ten year old?

Chestnuts roasted by Shawn @ 09/25/2009 5:50 PM


Nice post! Can’t do the whole blood thing. I’m weird like that, I suppose.

Went to Target again and saw a Halloween Advent Calender. Uh oh….

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t201/veggiemacabre/hal.jpg

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 09/25/2009 7:49 PM


Hey Shawn!

Here’s the ingredients I used for my costume:

1. Pink tights – preferrably glitter if you can find them

2. Pump shoes – if you cannot find hot pink, improvise with hot pink duct tape (that’s what I did)

3. Pink Dress from Thrift store – preferrably with 3/4 sleeves (cut to be more like a wrap dress and cut at a diagonal at the bottom)

4. wooden dowel and styrofoam ball painted pink for microphone (or buy a pink mic)

5. White fabric and yarn and blue paint for the belt

6. Most important: the perfect pink wig: HERE

Go all out with 80′s makeup in pink tones. And glitter is acceptable!

I just looked at a picture of Jem and did the best I could. Let me know if this helped or you need anymore tips!

Chestnuts roasted by Starsmudge @ 09/25/2009 8:03 PM


Starsmudge

Thanks for the info, now my wife and I have a point of reference to work from. Now it’s up to our daughter to finalize her costume decision.

Chestnuts roasted by Shawn @ 09/25/2009 9:07 PM


Happy Friday, guys. New post coming in a couple of hours.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 09/25/2009 9:34 PM


X-E Matt has gone completely out of control.

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 09/25/2009 9:39 PM


Have youse guys seen the Instant costumes they have at Wal-Mart? They’re t-shirts with dracula clothes, pirate gear, and other stuff printed on them. While you’ve doubtless seen the Ghostbusters shirt at Target, the Wal-Mart issues are special because they come with a bandanna with a face printed on them to serve as your mask! I picked up a Pirate and a Zombie for about 8 bucks a pop.

Matt you might look into this as potential countdown fodder!

Chestnuts roasted by Capt. Will @ 09/25/2009 10:03 PM


Mmmm… candy blood. I got my donor card from the blood bank the other day and found out that my blood type is “B Positive.” I like that my blood type can also be used as a clever pun.

I’m still crossing my fingers that maybe this year will finally be the year I go to Jason’s Woods. My psychic says he sees my fiance and I being out and about a lot over the next few months, which is very true. We went to the ren fair last week and we’re supposed to go to some Halloween party in Jersey next month. Aaaannnnd November we’re going to the Macy’s Day Parade. I’m already practicing my pointing upwards while going, “OOOOOOooooOOOhhhhh!!!”

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 09/25/2009 10:30 PM


Billy, I was just there and saw that same thing and almost bought it. Maybe next time.

I also saw a nice display of frankenberry/boo berry/count chocula. AND a nice start to some Christmas decor.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 09/25/2009 10:34 PM


Starsmudge, rock on. For the Horde indeed! Wussy girls play Alli…;) And that’s THE MOST AWESOME Jem wig I have ever seen. I want to buy it and wear it all the time because it is so awesome. If I could get away with dressing like Jem every day, I so would. Shawn, good luck with your daughter’s costume. If she does pick Jem, let us know how it turned out!

Chestnuts roasted by Nicole @ 09/25/2009 11:11 PM


Starsmudge is outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

We are Misfits. Our songs are better. The Misfits, the Misfits…and we’re gonna get her…

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 09/25/2009 11:32 PM


100.

Chestnuts roasted by Ford @ 09/25/2009 11:55 PM


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