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Posted by Matt on 09/01/2009. E-mail me!



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Teddy Ray: Oh, you’re there. I picture all the regulars lined up in rocking chairs, kind of like the front porch of a Cracker Barrel, swapping stories and telling tall Adventurer tales. Sometimes the women folk join us, sometimes they’re off doing women folk stuff, and spend a lot of time poking fun at us.

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 09/03/2009 7:36 PM


Thanks, guys. Actually, despite the things I wrote, I cannot help but still tune in to RAW every week. In fact, I am going to see WWE live this month! Addictions die hard.

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 09/03/2009 7:44 PM


First!!!

Oh, damn, didn’t hit the Enter key fast enough.

But good to see Matt’s back. And yes it’s just as nice as Matt’s front.

Chestnuts roasted by Oz @ 09/03/2009 8:15 PM


mandy_Reeves wrote:

I had to hold my arms at my sides as to squelch my hand shaking reflex.

I am possibly getting some Chinese Dwarf Hamsters…

Mandy, when I first read that I thought, “Wow, that’s a weird name for some kind of neuromuscular disorder, ‘Chinese Dwarf Hamsters’ …”

Come to think of it, “Chinese Dwarf Hamsters” would be a great name for a rock group, though I think it’d also piss off the Asian community, the little-person community, and probably PETA as well.

Chestnuts roasted by Oz @ 09/03/2009 8:21 PM


DJ D, I hope you don’t think I’m planning on doing women stuff.

I am out in front of that Cracker Barrel, drinking Georgia Moon corn whiskey from a mason jar and cussin’ at traffic.

Believe it.

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 09/03/2009 9:10 PM


Rev: Oh, I love it. We’re putting you front and center, you crazy old bat.

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 09/03/2009 9:30 PM


Praise Jesus. Let the countdown begin…

Chestnuts roasted by Jake the snake @ 09/03/2009 9:31 PM


Well done, Drunkula!

Chestnuts roasted by Joey the Girl @ 09/03/2009 9:37 PM


Who’s this “Matt” guy, and why is he spamming this message board with a blog post?

Chestnuts roasted by jimbutsu @ 09/03/2009 9:51 PM


Teddy Ray Thank you for the welcome back. I hope none of you feel neglected or insecure because I was gone. Just focusing on other things so I can be really focused on this upcoming holiday season with you guys. And I have heard before people saying when they see a long post they assume it’s from me and I think that is funny. I just can’t say everything I need to say in a paragraph or two. I post long ass comments in every blog I visit. Not here but other places I feel it’s an honor for them to get a 5 paragraph comment from me so they better not bitch. Rev. knows what I mean by that. I think she understands me more then I understand myself in some cases. I think it’s her big forehead but I am not sure.

ellaenchanted I don’t know if you meant me as well but I try not to ass kiss. That is annoying to me as well. I don’t put people on pedestals even celebrities I really admire. I feel if I met some of my favorite celebrities I would just hang out with them like a regular person. And that is what they want anyway. I met a celebrity the beginning of July it was cool. He hugged me. I am not going to tell you who haha it’s one of those celebrities you are like you know that guy that did that thing and they are like no I don’t get cable lol.

Oh yeah!! You guys I found the funniest picture the other day and I wanna share! It’s a ninja turtle picture!

Here it is! Link kinda NSFW

Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 09/03/2009 10:17 PM


Mmmmm…Friday before a long weekend is coming!

I went school clothes shopping with my son today, it was as I remembered it as a child. The clothes part went OK, but when we got to picking out shoes there was a full out brawl. He wanted light up Sketchers and I wanted him to have Chuck Taylors. I won.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 09/03/2009 10:19 PM


I do understand you, Goob. It’s the power of the forehead. It radiates knowledge and power. It is developing its own following.

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 09/03/2009 10:22 PM


Matt finally returned, and so did the Shockmaster!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztwHqwRaPC4

What a week.

Chestnuts roasted by Slick @ 09/03/2009 10:27 PM


Muppet Baby: I still watch it too but mostly from my DVR so I can FF past everything I don’t like. Which usually makes RAW last about 13 1/2 mins. lol

Goob: Glad to see you back. I hope you are as ready for Halloween as I am. Oh and I love the ninja turtle pic!

Chestnuts roasted by SLICK316 @ 09/03/2009 11:02 PM


im so excited now

Chestnuts roasted by Simon @ 09/03/2009 11:03 PM


Slick: That was, INDESCRIBABLY, AWESOME, AND HILARIOUS, all at the same time!!! :D Happy you brought that to my attention! Shockmaster, FOREVER!!!

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 09/03/2009 11:34 PM


did somebody say something about mushrooms?

anyway, i didn’t read ANY of that last post. instead, i used my x-e time to revisit some favorite treats. Nads Hair Removal Gel? oh yeah! Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue? yep, toasty! Corey Haim’s Video Diary: Me, Myself, & I?? That’s X-E baby!

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 09/04/2009 12:28 AM


kb: Congrats on your victory. Way to be strong. When I was in the 6th grade I convinced my dad, after a great deal of begging (“You’ll never have to buy me anything ever again!”), to buy me this ridiculous $60 pair of BK’s with the pump up tongue thing. They had this stupid half-basketball thing poking out of the tongues and when you squeezed it, it pumped air into the soles. That was back when Air Jordans reigned supreme and it was all about having air in your soles. Well, I was all of about 4’5″ and weighed about 70 pounds soaking wet and couldn’t play basketball to save my life. Still can’t. All the tongue pumping in the world wasn’t going to do anything for my jump shot. I still feel bad about that. $60 back then was a lot more than it is now.

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 09/04/2009 1:07 AM


Strawberries? hmmm….
And Sept. 16th? Double hmmm… with extra lettuce.

Oh, and September 17th is my birthday! What a month it’s gonna be!

Goob- Funny picture, though I was a little distracted by the photo of the day next to it. lol

Chestnuts roasted by Hazard @ 09/04/2009 1:49 AM


Rev. I knew it was the forehead it’s just when I think about it I get insecure. I think that t-shirts should be made for it’s fanclub w/ one of those paintings on it.

SLICK316 Thanks. I am getting excited last night I watched some Halloween Simpsons episodes. I was giggling last week about that picture like a little 12 year old boy. After his older brother explained what “eating out” is. That is what older brothers are for.

Hazard Oh yeah those pictures sure are distracting. The pic of the day a couple of days ago was a full on girl bending over and you getting an eye full of her practically bare ass. I admit I spent at least 2 full minutes looking at it. That is how I am and the world just has to accept it :)

Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 09/04/2009 2:22 AM


200th.

Glad to see the Halloween Jukebox up and running.

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 09/04/2009 5:55 AM


Spoke too soon.

The Jukebox told me that I needed to upgrade my flash player.
I did. I re-started but I am still getting nothing.

Any body else having this problem?
Any ideas?

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 09/04/2009 7:26 AM


first time poster, long time reader(since matt thought ‘in of itself’ was one word). MOST HAPPY TO SEE MATT BACK! Yay! Matt’s not dead!

Chestnuts roasted by Scott @ 09/04/2009 7:54 AM


Matt,

Glad yer back!

AP

Chestnuts roasted by Alexander @ 09/04/2009 8:14 AM


Any comments on Rob Zombie’s H2? I went last night, thought it was pretty good. Loved the grimy feel due to it being filmed in Super-16. Violence was pretty brutal and totally amped up from the last one.

Chestnuts roasted by Gregor @ 09/04/2009 8:27 AM


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