PAFTO

What are you calling out exactly? The fact that people like to come here out of their own free will and post? The fact some of us are okay with having a convo amongst ourselves, because really, it doesn’t hurt anyone if we do? The fact that some of us understand that Matt just hasn’t posted, and we don’t take personally and cry like a 15 year old school girl like some of you complainers do? I don’t see how or why people posting on this has any effect on you or any part of your daily life. Perhaps you need a hobby?

If Matt doesn’t come back, it sucks, but I’m not losing anything if he doesn’t other than some great articles. Not money since this site is free. Not my time since no one is forcing me to come here.

However, clowns like you come and complain about a dead site and just keep adding to it, basically negating your own argument. And you keep coming back to argue. It’s actually pretty funny. I’m getting a kick out of it. I would definitely lose a few laughs if the site did shut down.

And obviously that was me who posted that very hysterical message about what I’m doing while I wait for Matt to return. Some of you guys are some real sly cats. Absolute genius’!!

Preach on Darth Galvatron.I got your back.

I think at this point Matt’s just content to see how big this thread can get before he starts the Halloween countdown. At least, I hope that’s when he’s planning on coming back.

Darth: Some people seem to think Matt owes them or something. They’re wrong of course, he owes no one here anything. He obviously started this site for his own amusement and that’s the main reason he runs it. If other people are entertained by it that just makes it better.

Wow!I guess takes one to know one comes into effect…cocksucker.But you don’t know me you insulent fool.Why don’t you reveal yourself coward.With all this time on yor hands I think eveyone would appreciate a blowjob from you.Asshole!

Couldn’t have put it better myself, Darth Galvatron.

ericnrosesmom: R2D2 and C3P0 would be great. The Wonder Twins is a good suggestion too, and I would think a little easier to pull off. How about an angel and a devil?

Disney buys Marvel:

http://news-briefs.ew.com/2009/08/31/disney-buying-marvel-for-4-billion/

Now we can get that “Punisher vs. Mickey Mouse” crossover we all wanted. Hey, they did it with Archie years ago.

Disney bought Marvel? Captain Epcot, here we come.

Neg
Yes, you can.

And I call shenanigans.

Jason
I remember D.A.R.Y.L. Doesn’t he fly an SR-71 at the end of that movie to get home or something?

In other news, Buffy the Vampire Slayer is going to be on AMC tonight at 7pm. No, not the show. The original movie. Craptastic!

Wonders how many names Matt posts under on this comments section :/

I like the wizard of oz.

The Unanimous Declaration
of the Thirteen United States of America

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. –Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavored to prevent the population of these states; for that purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands.

He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.

He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies without the consent of our legislature.

He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by mock trial, from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states:

For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing taxes on us without our consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury:

For transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses:

For abolishing the free system of English laws in a neighboring province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule in these colonies:

For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments:

For suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection and waging war against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burned our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow citizens taken captive on the high seas to bear arms against their country, to become the executioners of their friends and brethren, or to fall themselves by their hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have we been wanting in attention to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.

We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these united colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the state of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samual Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

My E-Peen is tremendous. It might poke your eye out.

Fake Matt I vote maybe. I’m still hoping out Alien masters will show up and tell us all Earth was just big experiment that’s being televised across the universe as a reality TV show.

I’m just as frustrated as anyone about the lack of activity by Matt on this site. It’s pretty much impossible to load this page from my phone, and it takes forever to scroll to the bottom once it does load. I think the worst thing is the fact that we all know Matt has been here recently and deleted some comments, but despite numerous requests, he won’t take the time to start a new thread. Maybe it’s all part of the master plan to set a world record for most comments on a single entry. Maybe he just doesn’t care, but why continue to moderate comments if that’s the case. Whatever the case is, maybe everyone needs to take a step back and relax a little and quit with the personal attacks.
Here’s a couple of suggestions:
How about a new topic for discussion? Horror movie most in need of a remake? Best book you’ve ever read, horror or otherwise? Best (or worst) back to school story? 100 words on what I did this summer?
Option 2 – Let the site go quiet for 1 day. Beginning at midnight tonight, nobody posts any comments for one entire day. In fact, we don’t even open the page. I know Matt isn’t raking in the dough from this site, but just maybe a day with no ad clicks would be an attention getter.
Okay, go ahead and begin to bad mouth me…NOW

It’s the end of August. Matt is clearly alive. I have cookies. So, it’s all okay.

Nah, I’m not looking to lead the revolution. I’m just suggesting that everyone could take a break from X-E for a day or two and then just maybe we could get a new SNT or some kind of update. There’s a lot of great sites out there and maybe they should get our attention just for a short time. Why, just today I not only saw peanut butter made from scratch, but consumed by an X-E regular
And I have no desire to bad mouth anyone around here, especially Neg who was one of the first people to talk to me around here when I stumbled on this site back in ‘04.

We can start a “I hate stina posts”if u prefer?

Neg
Don’t feel bad, there’s no reason you should remember the name. I used to post as Saint, but then someone else started using the name during one of my extended absences. I didn’t want to be associated with what this other person was posting, so I decided to honor domo-kun with my new name
Don’t get me wrong on the not posting deal. I have always said that Matt should post on his schedule, not ours. I just hate to see this community turn into a bunch of name calling and personal attacks. So I thought that maybe if some people stepped back for awhile, maybe there would be something new when they returned ad that would bring back some peace and love…at least until the next time that there’s a gap in postings.

Ah, but Domo I liked some parts of option 1!
Of course, adding anything here is just contributing to the problem. Meh ,what the hell.

Worst back to school memory? First day of grade 12- spending the whole summer thinking about a girl only to find out she switched schools. Shit.

Oh Jesus, the Halloween Countdown should be starting any day now, but the lack of activity lately makes me worry that it may not happen!

I would like to see a Killer Klowns From Outer Space remake.The Howling wouldn’t be a bad choice either.

We have a cold front coming through the hot humid area I live in, last night it felt like Fall. I’m so glad it’s almost here.

DJ D
Seems like Hollywood is out to ruin any movie that’s tied into anyone’s childhood.

Who knows what will happen with the Marvel franchises now that Disney has a hold of them.

Rob Zombie’s vision for Michael Myers was finished with Halloween II.Brutal kills in that one. As for a Blob remake,that would be pretty cool.Some of you might consider this blasphemy but,I didn’t care for any of the Blob movies.So…maybe a makeover would do this film some justice.