Chestnuts roasted by ThePlatinumStag @ 05/06/2009 11:11 PM
Is Matt dead?! I don’t know if I can make it through a summer with no X-E!
Chestnuts roasted by Hazzard @ 05/07/2009 1:48 AM
ThePlatinumStag:Iv’e got a LOT of catching up to do with Scrubs! I only managed to watch the first episode of the latest and final season. I’m guessin the ending was good?(No spoilers!)
Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 05/07/2009 3:10 AM
There is no denying I have frozen my ass of for the past 3453534254 months and that we dont need to be wishing fall and winter on us yet, when we havent even hit summer. And by god, will it stop raining already?!?!
Chestnuts roasted by meepy @ 05/07/2009 6:58 AM
meepy, you must be in New England.
Sorry to bring up bad memories, drew d. I just saw the poster and became curious. I really need to go back and read those articles.
Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 05/07/2009 9:03 AM
I wrote the Giant Ape Juice section! And I sourced it more thoroughly than any paper I’ve ever written in my life
The Missing poster features Waiterbot, Kuse and James Lipton, which reflects the rather unsettled circumstances in which we last saw them.
Rev, I knew that you would have the wisdom to help me through. I’m in your debt.
Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 05/07/2009 10:50 AM
As a 31 year-old adult, I’m somewhat ashamed that I still love Chicken McNuggets. They just seem to be designed to be finger food for 6 year-olds.
But I still really enjoy watching Spongebob Squarepants, and I frequent a site that reviews G.I. Joe toys and Ecto Coolers, so I guess it all makes sense.
Chestnuts roasted by tanta07 @ 05/07/2009 10:54 AM
Lucky: I’m not jealous. Here’s why:
Chestnuts roasted by King JLA @ 05/07/2009 11:03 AM
Then don’t watch it die, what are you, some kind of ghoul? Either apply some kind of CPR, or just go away and let the ship sink in peace. Other wise, you’re just poking it with a sharp stick. Hope corpse juice squirts in your eye, you pervert.
If I can hold out for a bit until the opening day crowds thin out a bit, I am going to get a McD’s famous Triple-thick Shake. Love those shakes! I’ll pretend not to have Diabetes just for that moment.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 05/07/2009 12:36 PM
How much insulin does it take to counter the effects of one McDs shake? Keep those syringes ready, kingklash.
Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 05/07/2009 12:41 PM
Hello. My name is DarkSideofBrightness and I am a McNuggahoic. I am not ashamed to admit this.
Oh come on, people! Can’t the small minority of us X-E’ers who prefer the warmer months thaw out a little before you guys start wishing it away for your beloved fall and winter?
I have a love-hate relationship with McDonald’s. Generally, I’ll eat anywhere else in a heartbeat. Why waste a fast food trip on the “food” at McDonald’s? Then, one day, out of nowhere, I’ll get a craving for McDonald’s, and it’s all I want. I’ll hold on to that craving until I get it, and after that, I’ll go back to my feelings of disdain until the timer goes off again and I have to have a Big Mac or I’ll die. The exception is their fries. I love them any day of the week. They’re my favorite fast food fries, even in their new bastardized, trans-fat-free form. I’m also a sucker for a McRib. The last time it came around, I was in my first trimester and so nauseous I couldn’t even watch the commercials. I’m still sad over that.
Chestnuts roasted by Lori (The Original) @ 05/07/2009 1:09 PM
I am so happy to see this thread is still going. Keep it up. If this thread goes away I am going to take down the framed screenshot of the front page of this site that I have hanging on my wall, and put it in my closet.
Chestnuts roasted by Morfnblorsh @ 05/07/2009 2:01 PM
someone email Matt and demand satisfaction!
Chestnuts roasted by Ford @ 05/07/2009 2:23 PM
Wow Squee I had no idea you wrote the Wiki entry (or part of it anyway) just another reason why you rock! They don’t call you Crown Jules for nothing!!
ok so i just typed out a really long, really awesome first post and my computer f’ed up so here’s the short version. i love X-E. here’s the article that brought me here, still my favorite
I’m still on pills, thank the maker. I watch what I eat, and have a good relationship with Splenda, Equal, and to a way lesser extent, Sweet and Low.
I avoid most sugary sugars. Also, sugar free candies made with the sweeteners that end in -itol. Those are the ones with “excess consumption may cause laxative effect” on the labels.
It doesn’t take a lot of work to be largely sugar free, but the expense is a bit harsh.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 05/07/2009 4:22 PM
Hey, Boots the Monkey. Retrocrush is going to start allowing comments after their articles sometime in the near future. Why don’t you go over there and talk about how much it sucks and how that site’s never updated and is dying? I think it’s safe to say we could use a break from you.
Chestnuts roasted by Teddy Ray @ 05/07/2009 4:32 PM
teddy ray I killed John Denver because every time his infomercials would come on about his albums, I wished he would get smacked in the face with a brick or die a horrible death. I was mean and I feel bad, because he was a good singer. On the night he died,before we knew anything, my family was sitting around playing his 8 tracks because they just found them under my grandmas end table. I said something like, watch him die this week I bet. I have no clue why I was so mean. Hour later, we find out he died.
Chestnuts roasted by mandy_Reeves @ 05/07/2009 6:02 PM
Ford- I CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION!
kingklash- But sorbitol is fun to chug! Almost as fun as ipecac!
Boots the Monkey- So have you finished painting the “The end is near” signs! Put pine scent in them!
Y’all- Does anyone have any opinions on the work of Don Ho, the Hawaiin singer guy? Anyone?
Chestnuts roasted by PlantMonster @ 05/07/2009 7:48 PM
Life without Chicken McNuggets and fries is life almost not worth living, I say.
(*handing mandy_star_killer_Reeves a stack of Seth Rogan movies*)…Please. Do your worst. I’m begging you. It’s got to stop.
Maybe there’s just something in the air, because I have plenty of material to blather on about and I just can’t bring myself to do it.
McDonald’s is meh. I don’t buy the McRib hype, and their fries haven’t been any good since like 2004 or something. I only go there when I really, really, REALLY don’t want to cook, but also have very little money to spend. Two regular-ass burgers for two bucks is a pretty good deal, and I cut some calories by telling them to hold the ketchup and only put mustard (ketchup on a burger is meh anyway).
Plus, I don’t get them with cheese because I don’t really like it anyway, and if I’m actually going to eat it, it’d better be real cheese instead of cheese-flavored yellow plastic-like substance. Am I the only one that’s freaked out by American “cheese”?
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Just saw the end of Scrubs.
crying like a baby ;-;