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Hello!

I was going to post this as a comment, but considering that the last thread is nearing 1000 comments (all positive) and takes about seventeen minutes to load, we may as well start anew.

I'm alive and unchanged. Seriously, I've just been working. A lot. It's been a less-than-ideal grind and I very much look forward to the current wave passing so I can get back to doing what I love to do best: Nothing, with a side of you.

Some of you have expressed interest in an early return for the Halloween Juke. I couldn't agree more and will try to include this soon as a partial mea culpa. I've been listening to that shit constantly, though I don't know if it has as much to do with me wanting Halloween as it does the fact that Geico's "Somebody's Watching Me" commercial airs 772 times each hour.

Also, there was an a site in circulation that evidently attempted to redirect users to a bad place. I cannot lie: I thought you guys were mistaken, but you were right, and the ad guys at UGO (and me) really, sincerely apologize for any trouble it caused. It's been eradicated and you should have no further trouble.

I finally watched that Clone Wars movie. Now, I was as hard on the prequels as anyone, but despite what seemed to be common opinion, I really didn't think it was bad at all. Granted, I fell asleep halfway through, but I'm assuming it grew no more offensive from there. Plus, the first reveal of Jabba's son, suddenly crawling out and goo-goo gah-ing with absolutely no build or fanfare, cracked me up so much that I had to rewind the scene seven times before watching the rest of (or the rest of the first half of) the movie.

Very odd to hear an ice cream truck's jingle playing during a thunderstorm in early April, but I swear, I just did.

Posted by Matt on 04/06/2009. E-mail me!



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anybody watching “Easter Beagle”? It’s pretty fun, Snoopy’s dancing. Yee-ha!

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 04/07/2009 8:27 PM


You’re = You Are

Your = possessive (e.g., your website)

Posted by Gammar Nazi

I will let the missing “r” in grammar be its own irony. :)

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 04/07/2009 8:29 PM


The Manimal: LOL

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 04/07/2009 8:44 PM


I’m supposed to spend Easter with my fiance’s folks, and I’m none too keen on the idea, due in to small part to my distaste for ham and the fact that I will have an Easter basket waiting for me at home that I won’t get to nosh on until I get back home. Plus his mom is going through a midlife crisis or something right now. It seems she’s making plans to go to the Fangoria con and that’s just… just…. I mean mother-in-laws aren’t supposed to go to horror conventions, right?!

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 04/07/2009 8:52 PM


DJ D, I hope you are right about Terminator. I hadn’t heard that is was renewed. I thought it was “on the bubble” to be cut. Just when it was getting really good…

Chestnuts roasted by drew do @ 04/07/2009 9:13 PM


Man, I love the Sarah Connor Chronicles. The better damn well renew the thing for another season.

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 04/07/2009 9:45 PM


No, mothers-in-law are not supposed to go to Fangoria Con. DJ’s who have been reading Fangoria since they were 12 are supposed to go to Fangoria Con. Unfortunately all the ones I know (well, one of them anyway), can’t afford it this year. And that is very sad.

drew do: Unfortunately I think you may be right after all. I just did some digging around on the net and things don’t look good for it. I think I heard wrong the first time. Crap.

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 04/07/2009 9:50 PM


XE is my anti-twitter. Its all the validation I need.

Chestnuts roasted by dave @ 04/07/2009 9:53 PM


when i was 4, the local priest twittered my tweets i’m still in therapy

Chestnuts roasted by clodhopper @ 04/07/2009 10:02 PM


Eh, I thought The Clone Wars was a dumb move on George Lucas’s part…but even that dreadful excuse for a continuation of a legend couldn’t hold a candle to the awfulness of “Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls.”

And I’m sure I’m amung the many readers here who love XE the most during Halloween!

Chestnuts roasted by LemonyShepard @ 04/07/2009 10:25 PM


HAHAHA – I just scrolled all the way down to the ‘Tales From the Dark Side’ post and went into the comments there…! Ha – then it took me a few moments to remember “oh yeah! New post.” I’m an idiot.

Anyone watching RAW? God, every match has been 6 and 8 man tag matches. Where’s the storylines? The heat? I missed Wrestlemania, but read all about it. I wish RAW had better coverage of it.

Nice to see Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat.

God, how I LOATHE Vicki Guerrero. She is AWFUL.

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 04/07/2009 10:55 PM


I am hooked to twitter. I would love an X-E twitter or at least a hashtag. I usually participate in Disney and Conservative politics hashtags and you meet lots of people with similar interests. There are plenty of left-winger tweets for those who lean that way as well. Following hashtags is when it really gets addicting. My Twitter profile can be found by clicking my name.

As far as Halloween is concerned, the Disney Channel is having a Halloween in April week this week for those who need a Halloween fix. It’s mostly Halloween town stuff so if you’re into that, have a go at it.

BTW, nice to see a new post! No seriously, it is.

Chestnuts roasted by Berdo @ 04/07/2009 11:09 PM


I joined twitter, I don’t get it though. I mean, I get it, I just don’t get it. So, I will not ask you all to add me, cause you would be very bored with me.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 04/08/2009 1:06 AM


And still no sign of the Advent calendar… :cry:

Chestnuts roasted by Ben @ 04/08/2009 2:31 AM


Almost forgot, Twitter is lame. You don’t really do anything.

@mlsterben :oops:

Chestnuts roasted by Ben @ 04/08/2009 2:34 AM


Oh my God… someone still believes that the original Star Wars trilogy was one movie in three acts? George Lucas had a vague idea of that, but mostly he made it up as he went along. I mean from his “big screenplay that had to be split in three” the only thing that survived to Empire Strikes Back was that asteroid field thing.

Chestnuts roasted by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret Of The Ooze @ 04/08/2009 5:35 AM


Oh and Twitter sucks. I haven’t tried it, but I know it sucks – just like I knew that Facebook sucked before I even tried that one…

Chestnuts roasted by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret Of The Ooze @ 04/08/2009 5:38 AM


You guys still have actual ice cream trucks?

In Seattle all we have is swarthy foreign guys driving around in beat-up old Dodge vans with the ice cream menus taped up in the windows.

We always have to check it out whenever we see one though, cos my fiancee is determined to find a Bubble Play.

Chestnuts roasted by Daniel85 @ 04/08/2009 7:36 AM


Daniel! Long time no see buddy.

Chestnuts roasted by Tommy Day @ 04/08/2009 8:57 AM


I just wanted to tell everybody that I’ve been found.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1165930/Barry-giant-sea-worm-discovered-aquarium-staff-mysterious-attacks-coral-reef.html

I’m sorry for killing all those fish. It won’t happen again… as long as you bring me a fresh child. Yum yum!

Chestnuts roasted by Barry @ 04/08/2009 9:16 AM


I KNOW THAT E.T. FOREST SMELL!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Morfnblorsh @ 04/08/2009 9:30 AM


We have ice cream trucks where I live, but far more common are guys pushing around little carts full of ice cream (allegedly…more on that later). They generally don’t speak much English, and I’ve heard they are often selling drugs out of their little carts just as much as they’re selling ice cream. My only experience with this was one time I stopped one of the guys to guy a couple of ice cream bars, and he seemed annoyed with the purchase, like I was wasting his time by only buying ice cream. The ice cream was fantastic, by the way.

Chestnuts roasted by tanta07 @ 04/08/2009 9:31 AM


Occasionally I pass the Bronx Mister Softee Truck Depot. If there is a sight sadder than a yard full of silent ice cream trucks, I don’t know what it is.

I think Mister Softee is the one that has the trash receptacle with the child’s face painted around it, so one is meant to place their litter into the gaping, blow-up doll style mouth of a wide-eyed young boy or girl! “We’re hungry for your wrappers! Plug our throats with your barren popsicle sticks.”

I am despicable. I can find something sinister anywhere.

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 04/08/2009 9:36 AM


I KNOW THAT E.T. FOREST SMELL TOO, FROM THE RIDE, IN THE LINE. Why did Morfnblorsh say that anyways, but I KNOW THAT SMELL!

Chestnuts roasted by Louie @ 04/08/2009 10:35 AM


Eh, the musty water smell from The Pirates of the Carribbean ride is better.

Chestnuts roasted by Berdo @ 04/08/2009 10:49 AM


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