Hello!
I was going to post this as a comment, but considering that the last thread is nearing 1000 comments (all positive) and takes about seventeen minutes to load, we may as well start anew.
I’m alive and unchanged. Seriously, I’ve just been working. A lot. It’s been a less-than-ideal grind and I very much look forward to the current wave passing so I can get back to doing what I love to do best: Nothing, with a side of you.
Some of you have expressed interest in an early return for the Halloween Juke. I couldn’t agree more and will try to include this soon as a partial mea culpa. I’ve been listening to that shit constantly, though I don’t know if it has as much to do with me wanting Halloween as it does the fact that Geico’s “Somebody’s Watching Me” commercial airs 772 times each hour.
Also, there was an a site in circulation that evidently attempted to redirect users to a bad place. I cannot lie: I thought you guys were mistaken, but you were right, and the ad guys at UGO (and me) really, sincerely apologize for any trouble it caused. It’s been eradicated and you should have no further trouble.
I finally watched that Clone Wars movie. Now, I was as hard on the prequels as anyone, but despite what seemed to be common opinion, I really didn’t think it was bad at all. Granted, I fell asleep halfway through, but I’m assuming it grew no more offensive from there. Plus, the first reveal of Jabba’s son, suddenly crawling out and goo-goo gah-ing with absolutely no build or fanfare, cracked me up so much that I had to rewind the scene seven times before watching the rest of (or the rest of the first half of) the movie.
Very odd to hear an ice cream truck’s jingle playing during a thunderstorm in early April, but I swear, I just did.
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I forgot about those for a minute lol. thanx jennyroo
Oh, the Billy Mays/Tony Sullivan reality show was awesome. So cheesy, and yet so amazing, much like the rugged, bewhiskered pitchman it documents.
LOST was fun last night, huh? I especially love any episode that makes Star Wars allusions, but they were really bringing it last night. Oh, and the Dharma Initiative marble-pattern composition book, with the little Dharma logo on the cover, how cute was that? I MUST have one. Careful examination of the preview for two weeks from now have me convinced that the cameo I’ve been waiting for all season (or, actually, since the S2 finale, but certainly since we met Radzinsky) is on the way, so I’m jazzed.