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Man Eating Chicken is dead.

Sorry I haven't posted...I've been watching the Super Bowl for two weeks straight!!

Hmmm. Work: Riotously busy, so I won't bother promising anything for this week. But maybe I'll surprise you. Also, I don't want to post once and then vanish for another month, so no worries there. The site's like a junked car. It's annoying to think about crawling under it to fix things, but once I do, it'll run smoothly.

To clarify: If I don't post for a while, it doesn't mean I died. But then again, I suppose it could?

Speaking of death, our last fish finally kicked. Now we have a 55 gallon fish tank with nothing but water in it. Sad, but now the opportunities are endless. Any ideas? I'm thinking blue crayfish and blue crayfish exclusively.

Posted by Matt on 02/02/2009. E-mail me!

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Teddy Ray – Finding Nemo? Maybe? Just a guess. Cookie??

LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST was on tonight. I KNEW it would be the person that it was (in the water)! At least, I HOPED it would be them…

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 02/04/2009 11:05 PM

Teddy Ray:

From Finding Nemo?

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 02/04/2009 11:06 PM

Wow, Matt’s alive. Your absence was about as big as the mystery of where Amelia Earhart vanished from. I think we were even thinking of nominating a new owner for X-E. We’re just glad that you’re back Matt. If you have to be absent for a while, just remember to put a blurb on X-E every 2 weeks on how you’re doing. Ok?

Chestnuts roasted by Joe @ 02/04/2009 11:19 PM

I was at Wal-Mart today and they had all the Indiana Jones action figures marked down to $1.00 each! They had tons of them, too. Gotta love a good clearance sale.

Chestnuts roasted by Jon @ 02/04/2009 11:53 PM

I shall go buy a LeBouef figure for a voodoo doll until that new Bumblebee comes out.

Chestnuts roasted by Neg @ 02/05/2009 12:06 AM

I forgot about Starfish. They would make cool pets.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/05/2009 12:44 AM

Ooooooh Muppet Baby I kinda wish I hadn’t read that, or at least what I read before forcing myself to look away. Damn being in a later time zone than everybody else!

Klondike Bars are meh. The Oreo Klondike Bars are something else.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 02/05/2009 1:10 AM

Oreo sundaes are delicious too.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/05/2009 1:37 AM

YEAH! NEW POST! Gald to see you posting Matt. I knew you would come home to us X-E readers.

On the new fish topic, I would have to go with the Lion Fish or Piranhas. Lets wieght the options.

1)Lion Fish: Large, pretty colors and fins. Not to mention POISONOUS SPINES! How many people can say ” ..and thats my Lion Fish, If you touch it it there is a good chance you will DIE!” Can you say, Badass!

2)Piranhas: Fish with teeth are always cool. Plus they can grow to be quite large. So just imagine a tank with 10-15 softball size Piranhas swimming around. Then your talking to a friend thats over and just like some 007 vilian you casually walk over (while still holding the conversation) and drop a 20lb turkeys leg in the tank and watch it get devouered down to just the bone in seconds. While your guests gawk you jsut keep talking like normal. You will earn much respect, quick. Thats how I see it anyway.

Chestnuts roasted by ALAH @ 02/05/2009 4:23 AM

Here’s the fish for you – garra rufa, also known as doctor fish. They’re used for pedicures…just stick your feet in with them and they nibble off all the dead skin. People actually pay money for this. You could bring in a nice second income!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/07/21/national/main4279160.shtml

Chestnuts roasted by Trish @ 02/05/2009 6:59 AM

I won some goldfish from a fair one year long ago. I named them Statler and Waldorf. They lived many long years. I was surprised since they were just carnival goldfish.

I also had a duck when I was young. He was a nice mallard. I named him Quackers (my sister refused to name her duck Cheese, so she went with Alice). He never learned how to quack. He squeaked his whole life. Alice quacked along merrily and Quackers squeaked pathetically. This is the story of my life.

Chestnuts roasted by DarkSideofBrightness @ 02/05/2009 11:26 AM

I never much cared for Klondike bars…I feel like there’s far better chocolate covered ice cream desserts out there. Plus, there’s no stick…That always annoyed me.

Chestnuts roasted by Mary Mary @ 02/05/2009 11:26 AM

Yes, Matt, I still come around–and like you, I am so much busier with a real life that I honestly don’t get to post in the comments much. Hard to believe I’ve been coming around here since 2000. Back then I was a grad student–now I manage a dino museum.

Anyway, I would suggest against grouping crayfish together. They work best on their own in smaller tanks, they are just too efficient of hunters.

Chestnuts roasted by Sean (Fish one) @ 02/05/2009 1:31 PM

grumblegrumblestupidMuppetBabyandCameronTgot
myanswerwaytooquickgrumblegrumbletakeyourdamncookiesandgo

Lost was awesome last night…when I saw HIM floating in the water, I knew who it was…best. show. ever.

Chestnuts roasted by Teddy Ray @ 02/05/2009 2:09 PM

The shopping which is not passes furry small-numbered hamper those, when being pleasant, why it made possible, whether or not there is a empty tank, if you call. It is normal, to be an obstacle in me with a hamper, it turns with the wheel and the roll of sphere. But you did not live long.

Chestnuts roasted by Yuan Jing @ 02/05/2009 2:59 PM

Yuan Jing: You should write fortune cookie messages.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/05/2009 3:03 PM

Two fish were in their tank.
On says to the other, “You drive, I want to shoot the gun this time.”

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 02/05/2009 3:10 PM

I noticed a strange character named Xing Yuan in a SubGenius IRC channel recently.

I do believe Yuan Jing – IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME – is stalking me. He wants to execute me and replace me as Big Boss of This Area.

Not gonna happen, pal.

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 02/05/2009 3:32 PM

So Matt, have u decided on what to do with your aquarium?

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/05/2009 4:39 PM

MATT IS DEAD.

Chestnuts roasted by Justin @ 02/05/2009 4:53 PM

No, no, no, he’s outside, looking in!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 02/05/2009 5:02 PM

X-E Matt is totally dead, dude. It’s the only explanation.

And he’s shutting down the site from BEYOND THE GRAVE.

NYC is terrorized by zombie Matt, wandering the streets, deleting comments and shutting down websites and eating brains.

Touch my brain and I’ll clean your clock, X-E Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 02/05/2009 5:07 PM

I think it would just be easier if Matt turned his tank into an Arachnid habitat. In other news i’m no longer snowed in. yay.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/05/2009 5:25 PM

If he is dead then who is that doing my laundry

Chestnuts roasted by Saint @ 02/05/2009 5:28 PM

HOLY CRAP!!! They’re comin out with a new Punch Out game!!!!
Oh happy day!

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/05/2009 6:00 PM

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