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02/02/2009: Man Eating Chicken is dead.

Sorry I haven’t posted…I’ve been watching the Super Bowl for two weeks straight!!

Hmmm. Work: Riotously busy, so I won’t bother promising anything for this week. But maybe I’ll surprise you. Also, I don’t want to post once and then vanish for another month, so no worries there. The site’s like a junked car. It’s annoying to think about crawling under it to fix things, but once I do, it’ll run smoothly.

To clarify: If I don’t post for a while, it doesn’t mean I died. But then again, I suppose it could?

Speaking of death, our last fish finally kicked. Now we have a 55 gallon fish tank with nothing but water in it. Sad, but now the opportunities are endless. Any ideas? I’m thinking blue crayfish and blue crayfish exclusively.


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Discussion Thread: 483 comments

The Barry at 02/11/2009 8:09 AM EST but really do I care anymore? Its been 51 days and still no Advent Calender!

Feh!

Ghosted by Barry @ 02/11/2009 10:17 AM EST


Just to brighten up your day (at least if you live anywhere near northern CT) I had for lunch yesterday.. A shamrock shake and 2 CHERRY pies from Micky D’s. Shamrock shake and Cherry f’n pies. Now if only they had a McRib…….

Ghosted by Toxikfoxx @ 02/11/2009 10:20 AM EST


Yuan Jing met an astronaut with a ray gun that looked like Ethel Merman? Sounds like something out of my worst nightmares. Glad ‘ol Yuan Jing pulled through that.

Ghosted by tanta07 @ 02/11/2009 11:05 AM EST


Holy Moley! You guys should have seen the hail we had down this way. Not the disasterpiece other towns had, but being the recipient of sky-borne crushed ice is enough to make you feel for all cars in sight. It even made CNN, Fox News, and World News Now. Of course, as Okie weather is wont to do, today is all bright and sunny. Good kite-flying weather. I can get a paper bag, some glue or tape, some string, and I can make a quick kite. Wheee!

Ghosted by kingklash @ 02/11/2009 1:36 PM EST


Matt= Huge prick.

Ghosted by Justin @ 02/11/2009 1:46 PM EST


Same could be said of Justin.

Sorry, couldn’t help myself.

Ghosted by Neg @ 02/11/2009 4:17 PM EST


Yuan Jing, Will you marry me?

Not in the Real sense, but in the “Pee Wee Marries a Fruit Salad” sense.

Ghosted by kittymao @ 02/11/2009 5:26 PM EST


Pee Wee married a fruit salad? Honestly……….?

Ghosted by PlantMonster @ 02/11/2009 6:26 PM EST


Plantmonster:Yes he did! Just search for it on X-E.

Ghosted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/11/2009 6:59 PM EST


I read the article. My brain hurts. I keep thinking that a giant green thingamagig is going to show up and start screaming.

Ghosted by PlantMonster @ 02/11/2009 7:31 PM EST


LOL at all the new people freaking out because Matt doesn’t update in a week or two. It happens. It’s happened before, it will happen again. The man’s got a life.

kingklash
I’m in Waco, TX, and we had pea-sized hail and 70-80 mph winds. Made it through without any major damage though. I’ve been through worse storms. And yep, today was beautiful, sunny, and 70 degrees. :D

Ghosted by Cameron T. @ 02/11/2009 7:37 PM EST


Something just occured to me. Sorry for the triple post.
Has anyone here ever heard of Laser Cats. Click my name to see what I’m talking about.

Ghosted by PlantMonster @ 02/11/2009 7:39 PM EST


I am now officially a fan of laser cats.

Ghosted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/11/2009 7:55 PM EST


You mean there are people that HADN’T heard of Laser Cats?

Scandalous!

Ghosted by Cameron T. @ 02/11/2009 7:57 PM EST


Thanks for all the advice on Wii games, y’all. I AM looking forward to buying some of those old-school games.

I’m glad you guys like Laser Cats. Every week, I record SNL on my DVR. Every week, I watch it. Every week, I wonder, “Why am I still watching this?” Those digital shorts, that Lonely Island stuff, grates on my nerves. SNL doesn’t seem to be striving for the funny anymore, just the obnoxious. Kristen Wiig is a prime example of this. I KIND OF like the sketches where the guys are listening to a song, sharing stories, and singing the chorus together. I don’t know why. I’m old…I miss Celebrity Jeopardy and Will Ferrell doing Harry Carey. “What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck…I forget the rest, but your mother’s a whore!” “If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.”

Ghosted by Teddy Ray @ 02/11/2009 9:08 PM EST


“Matt= Huge prick”

Dude, go you! But, why are you showin it to Justin?

Ghosted by random @ 02/11/2009 9:21 PM EST


Looks like you forgot one thing—I just started using Laser Cats again!

Ghosted by Kid Nicky @ 02/11/2009 9:28 PM EST


Awesome packaging for TMNT 25th anniversary sets! (Includes the 3 live action films and the cg film.

http://tmnt.warnerbros.com/

Ghosted by Barry @ 02/11/2009 9:39 PM EST


So I finally got around to seeing Bender’s Game, the latest Futurama movie. It was allright. Not as good as the previous two.

Ghosted by Lucky @ 02/11/2009 9:50 PM EST


Why buy old school games when you can emulate?

Ghosted by drew do @ 02/11/2009 9:54 PM EST


My comment is awaiting moderation?!?!

Ghosted by Neg @ 02/11/2009 10:12 PM EST


See?

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Picture1-10.png

Ghosted by Neg @ 02/11/2009 10:15 PM EST


Weird. That’s never happened before! Maybe Matt is trying to get rid of all the trolls and anti-Matt sentiments before they occur…

Ghosted by PlantMonster @ 02/11/2009 11:03 PM EST


I’m a little late to this comment, I hope it’s still valid, I had to redeem my comment coupon for it!

My dentist gives out Vicodin prescriptions pretty easily, and I’ve got quite a few left overs. I tried taking one when I wasn’t in pain (thought it’d be fun), and it isn’t really that great. It takes the pain away when you’re hurting, but doesn’t put you in a super happy way like I wanted on a normal occasion. Now I just have them for the emergency migraine…

Ghosted by Dr. Sketch @ 02/11/2009 11:23 PM EST


drew do:I like playing them with the Wii classic style controller.

Ghosted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/11/2009 11:57 PM EST


my dog had six puppies… they are apparently lab / basset hound… gonna be a weird summer.

Ghosted by bobby @ 02/12/2009 12:52 AM EST


bobby:Congrats. Puppies can be a lot of fun. Not to mention adorable.

Ghosted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/12/2009 12:58 AM EST


Cricket, that’s very cool! I’ve never been to Hawaii, but my daughter has. When she was in 10th grade, the school orchestra went to Hawaii for their yearly competition, lucky girl. She’s been to Europe, too…the summer before 12th grade, she was part of a Student Ambassador group that went to Italy, Austria, Switzerland, and France. It was an awesome trip – I sure wish I’d had the chance to travel at her age.

Mystie, I’ve done the outpatient surgery thing and it’s not too bad, as long as you have someone to drive you to and from and wait while it’s being done….and to help out at home for the first couple of days or so. As far as drugs go, I’ve been on major pain meds since 2000. I was put on permanent disability stemming from back problems – I’ve have three back surgeries (the first one was emergency surgery) and ended up with some complications that affected mobility and caused something called RSD…not fun at all. Thanks to family genetics, I’ve inherited an extremely high tolerance to drugs; Vicodin never really did much for me at all, but I do know that it can cause problems for some people. Just don’t advertise the fact that you’ve got them; you never know who might be listening and decide to come over and help themselves.

bitchpants, I know what you posted was meant to be read as I took a horror in literature class and it was BY FAR my favorite class ever. But what I read was I took a horror in literature class and it was BY FAR my favorite class ever. It took me several re-readings while shaking my head and saying “WTF? What does that mean???” before I got it right.

Then I read what tanta07 wrote: Yuan Jing met an astronaut with a ray gun that looked like Ethel Merman? Of course, my brain’s translation was “Huh. An Ethel Merman-shaped ray gun? Now that’s different.”

When this kind of stuff keeps happening, I know that it’s time to take a break from computer monitor reading. So I’m all set to watch the Wednesday night line-up…Monster Quest, UFO Hunters, Ghost Hunters International, and Top Chef. I’ll watch Lost after midnight when On Demand has it up. That’s entertainment.

And Justin? It’s the time-out chair for you, young man.

Ghosted by Trish @ 02/12/2009 1:02 AM EST


Hey Mystie, I hope you’re going to be okay. And may you make a quick recovery.

Just before sunset, I went on a walk, and a dog tried to bite me. What is it with me and dogs? Dogs just start
barking when I go by. One time, a little chihuahua comes
out of his owner’s property and heads towards me. I make
a threatening gesture, and he runs. What’s the point?
Does that dog really think he can take me on in a fight?
Silly little dogs, they act tough, yet they run away
when you shown some aggression. The dog that tried to
bite me, by the way was not a chihuahua.

Paula Abdul was on The Tonight Show. And Amy Adams looked so beautiful. I want her to win the Oscar.

Matt, I saw an Eighties film that you might like.
Fire and Ice. It’s an animated fantasy film made
by Ralph Bakshi. It’s like He-Man and The
Masters of The Universe, only sexier.

Ghosted by LoneStar76 @ 02/12/2009 2:36 AM EST


Drew,I’ve bought a couple PC sontrollers,and they’re never as good as console controllers. Also I like my TV and couch more than my 13 inch monitor and office chair.

The games are like 5 bucks,it’s not that big a deal.

Ghosted by Kid Nicky @ 02/12/2009 7:52 AM EST


i think matt is busy getting married..

Ghosted by walam @ 02/12/2009 9:02 AM EST


Sorry for the confusion Trish! However, I thought the exact same thing when I read tanta07’s post. Was that not right? ;)

Ghosted by bitchpants @ 02/12/2009 9:07 AM EST


Well, here was Yuan Jing’s original sentence: “There was a light ray gun in them, was side, like of Ethel Merman that you sing, it called to me. I did this, was moved really by incomprehensibly.” To me, he was saying the ray gun was like Ethel Mermen.

I know this is like criticising the paint job on the Titantic, but hey, things are slow around here.

Ghosted by tanta07 @ 02/12/2009 10:04 AM EST


I was overcome with joy last night to see the original G.I. Joe figures at Target (Duke, Snakeyes, Destro, etc.). I was less than thrilled to see they were priced at $6.99. Granted, the figures look to be a little slicker than the originals, but 7 bucks seem a little steep for a less-than-4-inch action figure.

Ghosted by tanta07 @ 02/12/2009 10:11 AM EST


Kid Nicky, I have an nes controller for my comp, also a 64 and snes one.

Ghosted by drew do @ 02/12/2009 1:26 PM EST


Tomorrow is “Friday the 13th” … I hope everyone else is as excited as I am to go see the new flick!

Ghosted by Kyle @ 02/12/2009 1:30 PM EST


I don’t come here for a day, and I miss a discussion on Laser Cats?! I’m a huge fan.

Also, thank you for giving me all of your Laser Cats, and now I’ll use them to take over the universe!

Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 02/12/2009 1:44 PM EST


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Ghosted by Yuan Jing @ 02/12/2009 2:21 PM EST


Maybe Matt is doing Christmas in July

Ghosted by ashley @ 02/12/2009 2:25 PM EST


I just feel better about paying the creators for their work.
That’s why I pay for the Wii points cards. It’s just a measly $20.00 for a card. I’m excited about the new F13th flick after seein the trailer. I’ll try to go see it tomorrow.

Ghosted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/12/2009 2:31 PM EST


yep…another couple weeks me and the hubby are gonna go on blog tv and start a cooking show. There is some sort of Flip video camera on sale at Biglots on Sunday for 28 dollars….so I need that first.

Mystie is it LOSING weight that can cause gall stones? I know you just had that awesome weight loss…and I was thinking it could be a side effect of that.

Ghosted by mandy_Reeves @ 02/12/2009 3:09 PM EST


I missed Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman last night, and heard this morning on the radio that it was a fairly decent train wreck of a interview. JP was all spacey and disheveled, and at the end, David said, “It’s too bad you couldn’t be here tonight.” But nothing tops either Crispin Glover’s infamous kicking incident, or Richard Simmons’ turkey-suited hosing down.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 02/12/2009 3:25 PM EST


I heard that the whole Joaquin Phoenix thing is a publicity stunt. But who knows? He may just be that nutty!

Ghosted by bitchpants @ 02/12/2009 4:00 PM EST


Don’t forget about the Drew Barrymore dance on the desk.

I think my neighbor finally turned off the Christmas lights. Maybe they’ll change them to all pink for Valentine’s Day.

Who hates Valentine’s Day? I guess 1-800-Flowers and Flowers.com love that day. And Hallmark. Of course Hallmark spends most of their profits on those awful Hallmark specials.

Ghosted by 4-LOM @ 02/12/2009 4:36 PM EST


Yeah I’m putting my money on the whole weird beard rapper thing being a Borat attempt, but then again Joaquin Phoenix does seem to be a bit of a nutbar either way. I remember when that frog crawled out of his head…I recorded that new emo lookin’ movie of his with Gwyneth Paltrow that premiered on HD Net, last I heard it’s one of his last ones evar before he devotes 100% to the music, man.

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 02/12/2009 5:33 PM EST


Ah yeah, Two Lovers. Spin said it was shite. Not that I believe Spin about anything, seeing as their stock and trade is liking stuff that no one has ever heard of.

I stopped paying a couple years ago and they just keep coming. Weirdest damn thing. I’ve had that experience with a couple of subscriptions.

Ghosted by Neg @ 02/12/2009 5:58 PM EST


Am I the only one that thought the Ft13th remake trailer looked AWFUL?! With Jason running and throwing axes with finesse?

Ghosted by Lottie_of_Millhaven @ 02/12/2009 8:02 PM EST


I KNEW IT! Yuan Jing is an alien! You will notice this (copied and pasted directly from his post)- I the alien

THIS PROVES IT! THE TRUTH IS IN HERE!

Ghosted by PlantMonster @ 02/12/2009 8:34 PM EST


RIGHT!
Whats all this then???

Ghosted by JoshC @ 02/12/2009 9:02 PM EST


AIM, Josh, AIM. :evil:

Ghosted by Neg @ 02/12/2009 9:20 PM EST


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