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Man Eating Chicken is dead.

Sorry I haven't posted...I've been watching the Super Bowl for two weeks straight!!

Hmmm. Work: Riotously busy, so I won't bother promising anything for this week. But maybe I'll surprise you. Also, I don't want to post once and then vanish for another month, so no worries there. The site's like a junked car. It's annoying to think about crawling under it to fix things, but once I do, it'll run smoothly.

To clarify: If I don't post for a while, it doesn't mean I died. But then again, I suppose it could?

Speaking of death, our last fish finally kicked. Now we have a 55 gallon fish tank with nothing but water in it. Sad, but now the opportunities are endless. Any ideas? I'm thinking blue crayfish and blue crayfish exclusively.

Posted by Matt on 02/02/2009. E-mail me!

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I was all for the sea monkeys, until I saw Dr.Sketch’s suggestion.

That aquarium could become the biggest dirty martini ever. After some cleaning maybe.

Chestnuts roasted by Amy @ 02/03/2009 7:48 PM

I’ll hook Matt up with a complete set of Seacons for the low, low price of a Green Bamboo Mystery Peanut.

Chestnuts roasted by Neg @ 02/03/2009 7:55 PM

For the tank… I’d go with an Anglerfish. No idea how you’d pull it off, but it’d be a conversation piece!

Chestnuts roasted by Brad @ 02/03/2009 9:54 PM

Thanks Teddy! (plays the Welcome Back Kotter song for feeling welcomed back)

Chestnuts roasted by BJ @ 02/03/2009 10:32 PM

Okay, I’m back- and I have tank suggestions.
Options-
1. Forget the tank and put a man-eating giant octopus in a wading pool.
2. Make it an empty tank with a “Bermuda Triangle” theme. Get every possible kind of fake wreck tank decorations (ships, planes, submarines), pile em’ up and fill the tank with floating skeletons!
4. Fill it with cats, and if anyone asks, just say “They’re CATFISH! DUH!”
3. Or GET COCONUT CRABS!!!!!!

Nice to have you back!

Chestnuts roasted by PlantMonster @ 02/03/2009 11:00 PM

I thought Pac Man Frogs ate ghosts.

When my grandma was in a nursing home, they had this huge fish tank. Among the fish, was this big one that would just sit on top of one of the rocks. Just sit there, and not do anything to its heart’s content. It wasn’t dead, it just liked to tell the other fish that it liked to sit on that rock.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 02/03/2009 11:06 PM

Words do not describe the Bermuda Triangle idea.

DO EET.

Chestnuts roasted by Neg @ 02/03/2009 11:08 PM

Neg- I have always been torn between a “Bermuda Triangle” fishtank and one with octopi. Maybe I should get a giant snail and glue shipwrecks to.

Holy shit. Someone get me a patent form!

Chestnuts roasted by PlantMonster @ 02/03/2009 11:15 PM

You should grow those Sea-monkeys!
That picture is crazy on the front… their all dancing and singing and playing basketball!
Just think how big they would get in that huge tank.

P.S. Are you talking about the Crawfish we eat by the pound in Baton Rouge?

Chestnuts roasted by Razzy the Cat @ 02/03/2009 11:44 PM

Fill that tank with those E.T. eyed goldfish. You know the ones. Every petshop sells them in the clearance section cause of those huge bugeyes. They look like Marty Feldman Fish. Heh. Swim this wayyyy

Chestnuts roasted by Sofa King @ 02/03/2009 11:57 PM

Ghosts and mice.

Chestnuts roasted by mr. Tony Danza @ 02/04/2009 12:02 AM

Man it started snowin BIG time in my neck of the woods today. The day started off calm and then all of a sudden at around noon,BAM, it really started to cut loose! I very nearly slipped and broke my pelvis AT LEAST 3 times bringin groceries in! Nice and cozy now though.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/04/2009 12:34 AM

PlantMonster, the octopi idea sounds very Ed Wood-ish. As such, I fully endorse it!

Still, the catfish idea tickles me greatly.

Chestnuts roasted by Stevezilla @ 02/04/2009 1:58 AM

How ’bout filling it with sea monkeys? see if they grow to the size of their tank like some fish do, think about it GIANT sea monkeys!!! and if it doesn’t work you could always glue some magnifying glasses to the tank.

Chestnuts roasted by Sharkagator @ 02/04/2009 2:00 AM

Now that I think about it sea monkeys would be a good one to go with. Speakin of sea monkeys, does anybody else remember this live action sat. morning show about them? I can’t remember the name of that show to save my life.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/04/2009 3:16 AM

The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys is a live-action, television series that aired in 1992, running for only 11 episodes before cancellation. (that is taken from wikipedia ULTRAMAN)

Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 02/04/2009 3:34 AM

Alternatively, as always X-E has the answer: “The picture above, the really disturbing picture above, shows characters from the early 90s wildly failed children’s show – The Amazing Sea-Monkeys! Yes, they had a show. Chevy Chase’s television run was more successful, but that isn’t to say this wasn’t a worthwhile show: it starred Howie Mandel. Yes, the Howie Mandel. The early 90s were pretty harsh on that guy. All he got to do was voice Gizmo and play the lead in a live-adaption tv show about sea-monkeys. And even after all that – he still managed to keep smilin’. Learn a lesson from Howie, kids. Your life could always be worse.”

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 02/04/2009 3:43 AM

Matt:

There is only one correct answer to what you must put in your tank and that is the Leafy Sea Dragon! You are the one that taught me about that, long long ago.

Chestnuts roasted by Johnny Bluejeans @ 02/04/2009 6:21 AM

I would do just about anything for one of those Mystery Peanuts. It’s the new Klondike bar,IMO.

Chestnuts roasted by Kid Nicky @ 02/04/2009 7:46 AM

Matt–I am glad to see you are not dead.

More importantly, there is a reason that blue crayfish (an Aussie oddity) aren’t usually displayed together–they will eat, or at least harm, each other. And yeah, given that they cost an awful lot, that could be an expensive Battle Royale. It could be dine, though, with lots of hiding places, but then you;d never see them, and they might still fight.

Chestnuts roasted by Sean (fish one--yes still around) @ 02/04/2009 9:25 AM

You know, I don’t think I’ve ever had a Klondike bar. Are they really that good?

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 02/04/2009 9:37 AM

Cameron T – really? you’ve never had a klondike bar?! There’s not all that much I would do for an original klondike bar (although they are quite good), but if you put the planter’s one with the peanuts and caramel in front of me, i’d probably kick a puppy or something. those are DELICIOUS!

Chestnuts roasted by bitchpants @ 02/04/2009 9:50 AM

Goob: Thanks. I knew the words sea monkeys had to be somewhere in the title.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/04/2009 10:30 AM

Howie Mandel was the dad sea monkey on the show.

Chestnuts roasted by mr. Tony Danza @ 02/04/2009 10:50 AM

Razzy, yes they are indeed talking about crawfish of the eating variety.

Chestnuts roasted by drew do @ 02/04/2009 11:17 AM

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