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Sorry I haven't posted...I've been watching the Super Bowl for two weeks straight!!

Hmmm. Work: Riotously busy, so I won't bother promising anything for this week. But maybe I'll surprise you. Also, I don't want to post once and then vanish for another month, so no worries there. The site's like a junked car. It's annoying to think about crawling under it to fix things, but once I do, it'll run smoothly.

To clarify: If I don't post for a while, it doesn't mean I died. But then again, I suppose it could?

Speaking of death, our last fish finally kicked. Now we have a 55 gallon fish tank with nothing but water in it. Sad, but now the opportunities are endless. Any ideas? I'm thinking blue crayfish and blue crayfish exclusively.

Posted by Matt on 02/02/2009. E-mail me!



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Well mandy supposedly it can cause it, but usually only if you’re fasting or eating a super low-calorie diet. BUT I will say that one of the other girls in my WW session that lost like 11% of her body fat or so just had to get her gallbladder removed on Tuesday. Could be coincidence, or it could not. All I know is it’s the first time for gallstones in my family and that my cholesterol is top-notch, so that didn’t cause it. Personally, I blame it on the few months birth control, must like I blame it for giving me a giant water balloon for a left foot.

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 02/12/2009 9:24 PM

you know, I don’t mind when Matt doesn’t update or resigns writing articles but I do mind when other people rip off his material. Especially when it gets plugged by Fark.com.

http://www.gunaxin.com/a-tribute-to-fallen-dead-discontinued-sodas/11115

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 02/12/2009 9:35 PM

Shall we spam the living shit out of that place, Bill?

Chestnuts roasted by Neg @ 02/12/2009 9:38 PM

Sorry for the double post but you can even see a Playmobile character in the first picture. AAARGH!

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 02/12/2009 9:42 PM

Bombs away K

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 02/12/2009 9:42 PM

Bill, I saw that article on Fark earlier…sure, there are SOME similarities to Matt’s article, but all in all, I didn’t think it was a ripoff.

Chestnuts roasted by Teddy Ray @ 02/12/2009 9:52 PM

Now hold on- did Fark.com just steal the idea, or did they mercilessy hijack the article for their own purposes?

Chestnuts roasted by PlantMonster @ 02/12/2009 9:55 PM

Not sure that’s a Playmobil figure, and it isn’t word for word, obviously. But let’s point out the similarity over there and see what happens.

In the civil way. Matt’s a much better man than I, and I won’t besmirch his name.

Chestnuts roasted by Neg @ 02/12/2009 9:56 PM

Did anybody else notice that the dead sodas article stole images from Matt’s dead sodas article??

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/coke-2-232×300.jpg

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/sodas/2.jpg

Chestnuts roasted by Barry @ 02/12/2009 10:57 PM

Friday the 13th related, just last week I finally found out that in the end of F13th Part 9 Freddy makes a cameo! I feel like a fool.

Chestnuts roasted by Barry @ 02/12/2009 11:01 PM

Did you notice that Norb’s troll showed up over there?

Fucking hell~

Chestnuts roasted by Neg @ 02/13/2009 12:09 AM

Because of Matt, I want to spray paint Go Out on a door. I hope it’s not the end. That brown chihuahua bothered
me again today. I want to buy one of those dog whistles
I’ve seen on tv. If only I could find them.

Did you guys hear about a guy who roobed some stores with a Klingon sword?

My cousin loved the old Friday The 13th films. Though she doesn’t seem excited about this one. I’m gonna
wait for Watchmen and G.I. Joe.

Chestnuts roasted by LoneStar76 @ 02/13/2009 12:46 AM

I wonder if Matts settled on an idea for his tank.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/13/2009 1:40 AM

Just checked the site for the first time in a couple of weeks- I am a little late replying to this, but oh well. Matt if you have a long rectangular 15 gallon tank, and can clean it out really well, I highly suggest a hedgehog as a new pet. :)

Chestnuts roasted by crazy_mainer @ 02/13/2009 1:49 AM

Matt, try a red-eyed tree frog. They’re so small.

Chestnuts roasted by LoneStar76 @ 02/13/2009 2:16 AM

Just got back from a midnight showing of the new F13. Overall, not terrible. There were definitely some un-Jasonlike characteristics going on. Seemed like they borrowed some stuff from Leatherface and Michael Myers.

Still wish Rob Zombie would have directed it. He has basically ruined other horror flicks for me.

Chestnuts roasted by Sami @ 02/13/2009 3:05 AM

Tanta07,I agree they’re too expensive,but those Joe figures are badass. I was never a big fan as a kid (I had like 3 or 4 figures) but even I broke down and got some. They look cool next to Transformers,if the TF’s are in robot mode. Otherwise the scale difference is too obvious.

Chestnuts roasted by Kid Nicky @ 02/13/2009 11:09 AM

IT’s Friday the 13th! We need something Matt, anything. It’s not a spooky fun filled day until XE has something to say about it. They even released the new Jason flick today. You can even just say “Happy B-day J-son” and we will… we’ll… I will be happy.

Chestnuts roasted by Louie @ 02/13/2009 11:33 AM

Actually, I’m kind of counting on at least a little review of the new movie. I’m probably not going to see it unless it’s on Matt’s word, or maybe if the rest of y’all really give it glowing reviews. I’d love to see a scanned movie ticket and an SNT by about a day from now… :D

So the other night on Countdown, I heard what I swore was a Christmas Story reference (something about a “major award”). I ended up tweeting one of the show producers to see whether I was imagining things but she confirmed it: “I think we’ve had everything from Flight of the Conchords to High Anxiety references this week.” Big ups for random Christmas Story jokes in major news broadcasts, in February, no less :)

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 02/13/2009 11:55 AM

ITS FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH. THERE IS A NEW JASON MOVIE COMING OUT TODAY. MATT HAS NOT POSTED. X-E IS DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Chestnuts roasted by Justin @ 02/13/2009 1:21 PM

So I was working an accident last night and I stepped on a nail. Big one. Fucking Friday the 13th. So, I’ll be laying here reading Matt’s old articles like the many faces of Jason, review of F13 II and IV and probably the review of Ghoulies IV. You know, because it’s all famous and shit.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 02/13/2009 1:49 PM

Was it a Toe nail?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 02/13/2009 2:17 PM

Ha! No, a carpenter’s nail. Right through the boot too.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 02/13/2009 2:25 PM

Matt needs to ditch that advent calender once and for all and post some sweet sweet Jason goodness.

Chestnuts roasted by penmissile @ 02/13/2009 2:30 PM

Penmissle: We don’t need to do that when we can combine the two. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you “A Friday the 13th Christmas.”

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 02/13/2009 3:15 PM

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