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I was hoping my first post after a seventeen year drought of blog entries would be more substantial, but I had work today, so all you get is filler.

The Advent Calendar isn't finished. I feel okay with this, because we still haven't taken down our Christmas tree. I'm serious. And it's a real tree. And the decorations are still on it. And it's right in the middle of our living room window, so it's not like we can keep this dastardly secret to ourselves. Believe me, it has nothing to do with refusing to let go. When you get down to it, we're just kind of disgusting,

Or maybe the Advent Calendar is finished, but linked in mysterious ways. It's very doubtful and I'm probably lying.

I don't owe anyone anything. I was quoted on the Ghoulies IV DVD box, for Christ's sake. You're lucky I turned down Hollywood.

I hope everyone's well. I don't have work tomorrow, so unless I come up with some brillaint excuse to get out of writing, there will be new, actual content here. What will it be about? I'm not allowed to tell you.

Clearly, a survey is in order. In the comments, tell us your least favorite movie of all time. It doesn't need to be the worst movie you've ever seen, because bad movies can be great. Muster all of your personal bias, and present the reasons why "Movie X" makes you want to kill people with rocks.

Once I finish building my robot, I'll join in.

Posted by Matt on 01/16/2009. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 1,240 comments

So after a nice dinner out at some local italian place my lady friend says to me in the car “ugh my feet are killing me and she takes off her sock to examine the problem and what pops out but a HUGE NASTY TOENAIL! I nearly puked! I mean it was huge. Like a whole nail. She goes “Oh… I thought i had a STONE in my shoe… and it was just a toenail” JUST A TOENAIL! this was no toenail, it was like the size of a Fritos SCOOPS chip no lie. I love how she played it off. I be that nail was logged in that sock for years. It was gross. Enjoy your cornchips this sunday. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Copperpot @ 02/01/2009 3:57 AM

Nice SNT>>> Anybody playing CoD 5 on XBL tonite????

Chestnuts roasted by LovesGreenKoolAid @ 02/01/2009 4:02 AM

Don’t know if I missed anyone posting about this already…

WB, Joel Silver shaping He-Man film – http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117999246.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

So who do you think the cast should be?

Chestnuts roasted by Trish @ 02/01/2009 4:29 AM

The good news is that since the east coast is suppose to be under like 200 feet of snow but Wed. that should increase our chances of hearing from matt.

Chestnuts roasted by thejyav @ 02/01/2009 10:13 AM

It was about time that Richard Dean Anderson, Macguyver himself, to participate in those MacGruber parodies. Although why they undermined them with jokes about Pepsi was weak.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 02/01/2009 11:08 AM

Reaping burns alot of calories…

Chestnuts roasted by PlantMonster @ 02/01/2009 11:54 AM

Teddy Ray – I can also get into “me” “myself” and “I” but that would be nitpicking.

Chestnuts roasted by Clockwork @ 02/01/2009 12:17 PM

Somebody is deleting comments. Why doesn’t somebody let us know what is going on? Unless it is Matt’s ghost. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPOOOOOKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Chestnuts roasted by Justin @ 02/01/2009 12:25 PM

Maybe he just never found the instructions to building that robot. Anyone have instructions for building a robot?

Or maybe when he was building said robot, he accidentally created an alternate space time continuum. In doing so, we were transported to the non-updated world of XE. While he is the only one in his world. Just imagine how insane he’s going seeing no one comment on his blogs in his world.

Chestnuts roasted by squidboy @ 02/01/2009 12:56 PM

when i posted yesterday i was #1,249…. now it says there are only 1,208 comments… matt must be tidying up… which means he’s been keeping up with us to some extent… hmm… moving on, does anyone know where i can find old episodes of EEK! The Cat? it’s one of the few shows from my childhood that i cant find ANYWHERE… i did find a bunch of episodes of Life With Louie, but they were all in romanian… apparently that show was much beloved in romania…

Chestnuts roasted by TOmmy! @ 02/01/2009 1:03 PM

I have “It’s a Very Merry Eek’s-Mas” on one of my custom Christmas special DVDs but that’s about it.

Chestnuts roasted by Andy R @ 02/01/2009 1:28 PM

Or maybe he did build that robot, but like all robots it turned on it’s creator and is now keeping him hostage. Furthermore, it’s the evil robots that are impersonating us.

Examples:
Ultron
Brainiac
Amazo
Data’s evil bro, Lore.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 02/01/2009 2:15 PM

Dammit. I was hoping for a Superbowl article, man! Got two sheets full of 3-D glasses at Wal-Marts for some stuff in the 2nd quarter…I thought Matt would be all over that.

Chestnuts roasted by Zischkale @ 02/01/2009 4:17 PM

I think if we all read every artical in order, then by the time we are finished, Matt will be back.

Chestnuts roasted by Jay @ 02/01/2009 4:28 PM

Im starting to think Matt’s robot turned out like Homers BBQ grill

Chestnuts roasted by thejyav @ 02/01/2009 4:31 PM

Matt, I think I speak for all of your readers when I saw we love you and need you in our lives desperately.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 02/01/2009 5:03 PM

Clockwork, was “I’m a grammar nazi myself” incorrect? If so, I was unaware, I sit corrected, and I will try to do better in the future.

Chestnuts roasted by Teddy Ray @ 02/01/2009 5:18 PM

this is an amazingly wonderful article…

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/52/52-after-hours.html

it reminds me that i need to have another party when my house thaws out in the spring… and i have money…

Chestnuts roasted by TOmmy! @ 02/01/2009 5:22 PM

Maybe Matt’s robot is a blog moderating-bot. That’s who has been deleting posts.

Chestnuts roasted by Robert Viscera @ 02/01/2009 5:25 PM

I think I’m starting to remember why I only used to read the articles and not read the comments section very often….

Chestnuts roasted by 8 bit Icarus @ 02/01/2009 5:57 PM

Teddy Ray – No, I wasn’t referring to you; you were correct. Although, many people use “myself” when they should be using “me”.

Chestnuts roasted by Clockwork @ 02/01/2009 6:09 PM

If indeed Matt has decided not to continue with this site, I just wanted to say “Thank you” to him. I’ve wasted many entertaining hours here and I appreciate all the effort that he put into it.

Chestnuts roasted by Michelle @ 02/01/2009 6:19 PM

X-E can’t die so easily. It’s like Jason Voorhees or Chucky.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 02/01/2009 6:43 PM

If he decides he isn’t going to update the site at all anymore I see no reason why he would want to pay to keep it up.

Chestnuts roasted by Justin @ 02/01/2009 8:55 PM

alright so I’m going to be honest here, I think Mystie is funny. Also I’ve never seen porn screw up something that bad. porn sites sometimes…thats what filters and blocks are for. also please someone call trying to find a seedy motel and ask for a squeaky bed.

Chestnuts roasted by RAS @ 02/01/2009 9:01 PM

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