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I was hoping my first post after a seventeen year drought of blog entries would be more substantial, but I had work today, so all you get is filler.

The Advent Calendar isn't finished. I feel okay with this, because we still haven't taken down our Christmas tree. I'm serious. And it's a real tree. And the decorations are still on it. And it's right in the middle of our living room window, so it's not like we can keep this dastardly secret to ourselves. Believe me, it has nothing to do with refusing to let go. When you get down to it, we're just kind of disgusting,

Or maybe the Advent Calendar is finished, but linked in mysterious ways. It's very doubtful and I'm probably lying.

I don't owe anyone anything. I was quoted on the Ghoulies IV DVD box, for Christ's sake. You're lucky I turned down Hollywood.

I hope everyone's well. I don't have work tomorrow, so unless I come up with some brillaint excuse to get out of writing, there will be new, actual content here. What will it be about? I'm not allowed to tell you.

Clearly, a survey is in order. In the comments, tell us your least favorite movie of all time. It doesn't need to be the worst movie you've ever seen, because bad movies can be great. Muster all of your personal bias, and present the reasons why "Movie X" makes you want to kill people with rocks.

Once I finish building my robot, I'll join in.

Posted by Matt on 01/16/2009. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 1,241 comments

Oh, great. Safari on the ol’ iMac went belly up. There’s an old version of Explorer on it, but it can’t handle current Yahoo. At least I can still cruise the net, just at slower speed and altitude. So I might be out of the loop for a bit, while this happy indigo gumdrop gets a workover. It’s running on OS X 10.2.8, so just maybe it’ll get an upgrade at most.

Hooray for babies! Only baby-eaters love babies more than X-E.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 01/23/2009 1:51 PM


Yuan Jing – You’re not understanding something. I am IN new york city. I know where ALL the good chow is. I can hook you up with the greyest papaya which is not from around the crappy place. Splendidly! I can hook you up, Yuan Jing. Be mine forever.

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 01/23/2009 2:28 PM


Poor NJ, people treat it like Canada. They make fun of it without actually knowing anything about it. You can’t judge NJ based on Atlantic City and the parts near NYC alone. In fact, NYC being so close is almost the whole reason NJ even has sucky parts to begin with.

There’s a lot of beautiful parts that are mostly woods. I live in a secluded farmy woodland area where the biggest danger you face outside your home is being dive-bombed by a Red-Tailed Hawk.

Chestnuts roasted by Morfnblorsh @ 01/23/2009 2:58 PM


I don’t know why people complain so much about updates around here. Does anyone realize how hard it is to update something like this every damn day? Take a look back at 2007. We had the Summer Megaparty, the Halloween Countdown, and then Christmas/Advent Calendar. All three of those things meant updates almost every day. If that’s not “active” then I don’t know what is. >_> I say Matt deserves a bit of a break after all that.

Also I still think he’s probably doing this on purpose just to fuck with us. XD

Chestnuts roasted by Annette @ 01/23/2009 3:01 PM


Oh yeah, I meant to say 2008, not 2007. I’m not used to this whole “it’s 2009 now” thing yet.

Chestnuts roasted by Annette @ 01/23/2009 3:01 PM


X-E Matt has a whole new website somewhere else, that he maintains diligently. Every day, another article. Every night, a celebration of bloggery.

But he won’t tell us where it is, because we’re the dorks from the old site. The has-beens. The know-nothings. He is slowly disassociating himself from the lowlifes of his past. You and me.

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 01/23/2009 3:08 PM


D: Is it a site about beer and hookers and football, d’you think? Or maybe it’s about cheese logs and beef jerky.

On a different note, somebody pity me. I was spectacularly ill yesterday and I still can’t stand up long enough to make myself anything to eat without doubling over. I wonder if the peanut butter salmonella got me. I had some peanut butter ice cream a few days ago. Damn salmonella, always infecting everything.

Chestnuts roasted by Annette @ 01/23/2009 3:11 PM


Guess what, its been eactly one month since the advent calender was SUPPOSED to be posted. Whats the deal Matt?

Chestnuts roasted by Chris @ 01/23/2009 3:16 PM


Yuan Jing is NOT a joke. Yuan Jing is a serious as a heart attack. Yuan Jing is a hardcore motherfucker. Yuan Jing will mess you up.

Yuan Jing is a visitor from another planet, with a message of war and destruction for all earthlings who are not down with Yuan Jing’s mojo.

Yuan Jing’s Greatest Hits: “Liked the of is and I that really.”

What was that other one about the reverse? That was my favorite one.

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 01/23/2009 3:26 PM


Everything calls the splendid cause Jing. You tease exactly. As for me there is really from Japan, travels to the United States for business, it likes the fact that you look at the large place. Because as for me as for those I hear that the fact that it possesses the large party is liked, you think of that you think that I would like to visit New Orleans next. I Marti and Gras or that kind of thing think of that it is called. In order for I to be able come, because my company continues to pay.

Chestnuts roasted by Yuan Jing @ 01/23/2009 3:57 PM


It likes the fact that you look at the large place.

It does this whenever it’s told.

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 01/23/2009 4:38 PM


I never read the Advent stuff. I like the articles much more.

Chestnuts roasted by Clawful @ 01/23/2009 4:39 PM


Well, I will miss you guys. Squee, Cameron T, kingklash, Rev, Goob, Neg, Trish, Mystie etc etc. (especially you,Yuan Jing.) Why am I saying this?

………because I am going to the NHL ALL STAR GAME in Montreal and will be without internet for 3 days!! :) :)
*evil maniacal insanely happy laughter*

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 01/23/2009 4:40 PM


….and it would kick insane amounts of ass if there was a new posting from Matt when I return to the online world. Have a good weekend, all.

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 01/23/2009 4:41 PM


The articles were awesome, I wish they would come back, but I still liked the Advent Calendar!

Chestnuts roasted by Woody @ 01/23/2009 4:42 PM


Safe trip, Muppet Baby!

Happy Friday, guys. Anybody else have any wild weekend plans? I’m trying to kick a case of bronchitis so I’ll have to live vicariously as I’m sipping on cough sizzurp.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 01/23/2009 4:53 PM


My weekends are always pretty fucking boring. Everybody I know either works or always has some kind of family stuff going on. I’ll probably just end up being on the internet the whole time while I recover from whatever the hell it is I’ve got.

Chestnuts roasted by Annette @ 01/23/2009 5:14 PM


Have fun Muppet! We’ll miss you.

Chestnuts roasted by Morfnblorsh @ 01/23/2009 5:43 PM


I don’t have any special plans for my weekend, but that can always change. You never know. I’ll probably hang out with ya’ll and play WoW. Also I bought some nifty new head phones for my system. I like em.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 01/23/2009 5:47 PM


THE FROGS!!! yes!! someone else has seen this thing??

it’s so funny. the frogs don’t do anything. people die of natural causes and the camera cuts to a frong just puffing out his bottom jaw and croaking… i completely forgot about that one!!!

Chestnuts roasted by BgBlyStyle @ 01/23/2009 5:49 PM


until i get a job my weekends are spent sitting around watching old cartoons online, trying not to spend money :-( however tomorrow i am going to a wedding! not just any wedding though… a freakin ROLLER DERBY wedding!!! noy jitat!! glad my friend had a comp ticket, or else i couldnt have afforded to go… click the link to see one of the coolest flyers EVER!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/Tommy0820/rollerderbyweddingflyer.jpg

Chestnuts roasted by TOmmy! @ 01/23/2009 5:51 PM


just testin to see if my posts go through.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 01/23/2009 6:02 PM


MB <333 Have fun!

I’m sick, too, Squee. It’s just a stuffy nose, but that’s always the most annoying thing. I hate having to clean myself out after I sleep. Oh the joys of not being able to breathe, eh?

This weekend will be dedicated to Justice for All and Twilight Princess. I’m in the process of replaying the whole Phoenix Wright arc of Ace Attorney, but I’ll play AJ, too, because I’m that much of a fanboy~

Chestnuts roasted by Neg @ 01/23/2009 6:27 PM


I just realized Stinkor is on the blog button. Wow. Feeling pretty slow on the uptake right now.

Chestnuts roasted by Loneman1 @ 01/23/2009 6:30 PM


Tanta07= If George Romero doesn’t direct a zombie film, I don’t consider it Night of The Living Dead canon.

I wish there were pictures of Cobra Commander from the
upcoming G.I. Jode movie. Hope ther’s a new SNT topic
tomorrow night.

Chestnuts roasted by LoneStar76 @ 01/23/2009 7:09 PM


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