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01/16/2009: 7777.

I was hoping my first post after a seventeen year drought of blog entries would be more substantial, but I had work today, so all you get is filler.

The Advent Calendar isn’t finished. I feel okay with this, because we still haven’t taken down our Christmas tree. I’m serious. And it’s a real tree. And the decorations are still on it. And it’s right in the middle of our living room window, so it’s not like we can keep this dastardly secret to ourselves. Believe me, it has nothing to do with refusing to let go. When you get down to it, we’re just kind of disgusting,

Or maybe the Advent Calendar is finished, but linked in mysterious ways. It’s very doubtful and I’m probably lying.

I don’t owe anyone anything. I was quoted on the Ghoulies IV DVD box, for Christ’s sake. You’re lucky I turned down Hollywood.

I hope everyone’s well. I don’t have work tomorrow, so unless I come up with some brillaint excuse to get out of writing, there will be new, actual content here. What will it be about? I’m not allowed to tell you.

Clearly, a survey is in order. In the comments, tell us your least favorite movie of all time. It doesn’t need to be the worst movie you’ve ever seen, because bad movies can be great. Muster all of your personal bias, and present the reasons why “Movie X” makes you want to kill people with rocks.

Once I finish building my robot, I’ll join in.


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So many movies I hate, but I guess I’d have to give the award to “Dude, Where’s My Car?” Aside from featuring the dual black holes of talent called Seann William Scott and Ashton Kutcher, besides a script that could only have been improved upon by a lemur with a red pencil having appendicitis, my friends somehow latched onto this as the film to torment me with whenever they feel like screwing with me. So it’s achieved a new strata of hatred.

Ghosted by BlakeMP @ 01/16/2009 11:23 PM EST

Definitely the one where those 3 ‘ninja’ kids save that amusement park…. from those ‘terrorists’ that have Loni Anderson as their leader? I mean they had goddamn JIM VARNEY AS THEIR “TOUGH BAD-GUY ASSASSIN”, FOR CHRISSAKES!
Big cell phones and puffy, puffy pants….Every kid actor in this turd looks like some ‘You Can’t Do That On Television’ reject….

Ghosted by borloff1313 @ 01/16/2009 11:35 PM EST

I’m going with biggest disappointments. I’ll list 3.
#1 The Avengers. Finnes, Umma and Sean Connery couldn’t make a good spy movie with 75 million bucks in 1998. Hell they couldn’t even get Sean’s lips to synch with his voice. Such an awful movie and an even worse waste of opportunity.

#2 Peter Jackson’s King Kong. Love the original love LOTR hate hate hate this movie. I won’t even get into details as I think the only thing you need to say is King Kong went Ass-skating through central park with Naomi Watts. I know Mare loved it but she is wrong.

#3 Crystal Skull. I wasn’t even expecting a great Indy movie I just wanted watchable. I just wanted a movie with Indy you know..does more than stand around and stare in the last act watching John Hurt and aliens do all the work. I wanted a movie where Ray Winstone did more than say “Jonesy” I didn’t want freaking CGI prairie dogs 3 times in the first 20 minutes. I didn’t want suriving a nuke in a fridge, green screen after green screen after green screen, tower making killer ants, bad snake-quicksand jokes and most of all I wanted Steven Speilberg to give a crap and not just stand behind the camera saying action and cut while George Lucas got to run wild with all the stupid ideas he used to suck this franchise down like he did Star Wars.

Ghosted by thejyav @ 01/16/2009 11:37 PM EST

The one that has Glenn Danzig as the angel and they all have shiny black eyes was kind of a turd, too.

Ghosted by borloff1313 @ 01/16/2009 11:39 PM EST

Cat= Someone is actually making a spoof movie about spoof movies. It’s called Not Another Not Another
Movie. According to Wikipedia, the film spoofs the
ceaseless parody films released every year
revolving around a group of filmakers trying to
conceive a parody film. The film stars Chevy Chase
(Clark Griswold), and Burt Reynolds (Bandit).

I didn’t make this up. Some people hate Ishtar. I
myself like it, it is worth watching.

BlakeMP= Do you think Demi Moore is on drugs? If not,
why did she marry Ashton Kutcher?

I mention months back, that I actually saw Hudson Hawk
on the big screen. Smokey and The Bandit 3 is
considered the worst of the three films. Burt Reynolds
only appears near the end of the film. Under The
Rainbow with Carrie Fisher. I won’t say anymore about
it here anytime soon.

Ghosted by LoneStar76 @ 01/16/2009 11:42 PM EST

All of my Christmas stuff is still up, too. And my poor tree that never got finished is still in front of the window. I never was able to put the top piece on because I ran out of lights, energy and the will to finish it at about 4:30 Christmas morning. So I’m going to yank the lights off of it, pack it away, and bring it back out on November 1st and start restringing it with the new lights I bought on clearance after Christmas. But not yet. Next week, maybe. My house has so many beautiful, wonderful decorations that it almost looks like walking into a Christmas shop, and I just hate how empty everything looks when it gets packed away.

JLAJRC – when you said Wes Cravens New Nightmare- Needed more Freddy, all I could picture was Freddy rocking a cowbell…

Movies I’ve hated:

The Mask – I can only take Jim Carrey in very small doses and like him best in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and The Truman Show.

The Grinch – live action. Any live action version of an animated classic, for that matter.

Moulin Rouge – I have a liking problem with Nicole Kidman. I don’t like her.

Ghosted by Trish @ 01/16/2009 11:43 PM EST

Lonestar please say you’re shitting me. That makes me want to vomit.

Trish I could totally picture freddy with a cowbell. But I thought New Nightmare was 6 kinds of awesome. And probably would go up to 11 with the cowbell Freddy.

Ghosted by Cat the Vampire Slayer @ 01/16/2009 11:49 PM EST

thejyav, I was very disappointed in King Kong, too. Especially since that’s the movie Peter Jackson said he’d been wanting to make all his life…I guess I expected something better.

I haven’t even seen The Crystal Skull yet because I’m afraid of being let down. My daughter really liked it and she’s usually a pretty good judge of movies, but still…

Ghosted by Trish @ 01/16/2009 11:56 PM EST

They SURE fucked the Garbage Pail Kids franchise over with that awful, awful movie, too. When my son was like 5, he went through this phase where he wanted to watch JUMANJI like, 50 times. Robin Williams sucked SO BAD in that movie, it makes me actually angry! One of the Wayans brothers was in it, the dad owned a sneaker factory, so much mediocrity trying to be quirky!

Ghosted by borloff1313 @ 01/16/2009 11:56 PM EST

The Swarm. No, no it’s not “so bad it’s good”– it’s just terminally fuckin’ bad.

Ghosted by Beckner @ 01/16/2009 11:57 PM EST

House of the dead.

Good lord. There was even clips from the game randomly thrown in throughout the movie.

Ghosted by Hyper Dingo @ 01/16/2009 11:58 PM EST

Cat- I’m sorry if I make you upset, they are. It’s got an IMDB page. The 3 Last Summer films. Eurotrip, why
did Michelle Trachtenberg do that film? There were
some good things in that film. Michelle and that
blonde girl were hot.

Marci X, do I need a reason? Alot of people hate the
movie Gigli.

Ghosted by LoneStar76 @ 01/17/2009 12:12 AM EST

i hate the neverending story. i hate when that horse dies.

Ghosted by surfing pizza @ 01/17/2009 12:12 AM EST

Ace Ventura…the first one. Did not finish it and never saw the second.

But I still love Empire Records and have no clue why.

Ghosted by kb @ 01/17/2009 12:20 AM EST

CLOVERFIELD omg!!! so awful! Pearl Harbor was almost as bad.

Ghosted by mandy_Reeves @ 01/17/2009 12:24 AM EST

I actually prefer Peter Jackson’s remake over any of the other King Kong films.

Yes, I meant the prequels bored me. Believe it or not I saw the prequels before I saw the original trilogy, so it’s not like I was holding it up to any big standard or anything. Just entertain me.

Trish: All of the movies you hate I like.

Brokeback Mountain was good, but I didn’t find it to be anything special, though.

Hated the Hitcher remake. But I’ve still never seen the original.

Don’t care for Highlander.

Same goes for Blade Runner.

Ghosted by JLAJRC @ 01/17/2009 12:34 AM EST

Cloverfield was a great, GREAT movie. As far as bad movies, though, I’d have to say Snakes On A Train. Yes, you heard me correctly. Snakes. On. A. TRAIN. Makes Plan 9 look like Citizen Kane.

Ghosted by Steve @ 01/17/2009 12:35 AM EST

Sorry, Teddy Ray, my whore mouth maintains that Empire Records is horrible. Prove me wrong.

Ghosted by Carpeteria @ 01/17/2009 12:37 AM EST

I hate slapstick comedians so you can guess what my worse movies are, fact is if the commercials even look like it will be “that kind of movie” I stay the hell away.( that means no “not another movies, no Napoleon dynamite, No Austen powers, you get the idea)

Let see I hate: any sequel past 2 of an American tail. (ok, I like the second one a little short but I’m fine with that and I would have given the third one a chance… if it hadn’t said that the WHOLE SECOND MOVIE WAS A DAMN DREAM! “click”, No damn way. In my mind there will only be one and two. I have disowned any after that.) any thing past the first Land before time. ( it’s called the land before time, The Comet that “kills” all the dinosaurs actually hits in the first movie so what the heck did the story keep going for another 50 movies and a TV series.)

I love Rocky and Bullwinkle the cartoon, but even though I own the live action movie, I’ve got to admit It try’s WAY TOO HARD to be what the cartoon was. It sucks.

I refuse to watch any resent reincarnation of DR.Suess’s work, They need to quit trying to make his stuff into movies. Just quit. And stop getting Jim Carrie and Mike Myers to do the action, they suck and they are not funny. neither is woody Allen for that matter. (though I’ve got to admit that Carrie’s latter works are better, much.. much better than his older stuff. I liked liar liar, and Bruce almighty..shame they had..to have a sequel)

….Ok, Rant over… don’t like what I said… just forget about it. I’m no one to argue with. You just go ahead and enjoy the number 15th sequel to the land before time, I’m not going to stop you.

Ghosted by Rookeealding @ 01/17/2009 12:37 AM EST

I couldn’t really be disappointed by King Kong (PJ version) since I knew it would be terrible. I just kind of laughed along at the audacity of an overnight sensation director trying to top one of history’s classic movies by adding in more CGI and goofy ice skating hijinx.

Ghosted by Kid Nicky @ 01/17/2009 12:39 AM EST

Adaptation makes me upset. I watched it once and I never want to see it again. It bothered me so much.

The only movie I ever walked out on was Jeepers Creepers. Later I watched it at home and regretted not sticking it out in the theater. But you know when you’re 5 minutes into a movie, and you hope everyone dies? Jeepers Creepers.

Ghosted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 01/17/2009 12:39 AM EST

“School of Rock” and “Stuck on You” were so bad I didn’t enjoy them despite being extremely stoned at the time.

Ghosted by boingophile @ 01/17/2009 12:41 AM EST

The Final Destination movies. What was the point? Stay away from moving trains people.

Ghosted by LoneStar76 @ 01/17/2009 12:42 AM EST

Seabiscuit, Dodgeball, and Bourne Supremacy were all shit.

Ghosted by mezzanine @ 01/17/2009 12:44 AM EST

Stuff from the last thread:
Happy birthday Ultraman! Hope you enjoyed it on your “distant planet land.”

Trish-
Sometimes I still play Centipede on 2600. It’s a classic!

Ghosted by Kid Nicky @ 01/17/2009 12:45 AM EST

Sin City. It does not make me want to kill people with rocks. It makes me want to kill MYSELF with rocks. It’s gosh danged disgusting.
Same with all of those freaking Saw movies.
And the Stepford Wives.

Whoever thought up all that drek owes me hours of my life back. I’d probably just waste them again, but it’s the principle of the thing, gosh dangit! ;p

Ghosted by Cutie Kitsune @ 01/17/2009 12:49 AM EST

Thin Red Line, Napoleon Dynamite. Napoleon Dynamite is one of the most overrated movies ever, and Thin Red Line remains to date the only movie I’ve ever walked out of, though I would have been better off walking out of The Happening.

Ghosted by Whitebacon @ 01/17/2009 12:58 AM EST

The remake of the Wicker Man, the one with Nicolas Cage. Yes, I was one of those people who actually enjoyed the original, its practically a cult classic in some circles.
But to remake it with bees, mute males, feminists and women luring men to their deaths was nothing like the original. It was a complete failure. I can’t stand it.

Ghosted by Mnstn @ 01/17/2009 1:01 AM EST

worst movie ever?

ENVY with Jack Black and Ben (no talent) Stiller. OMG this piece of shiat was horrible. Ms tigerfan and I went with another couple who picked the movie. If I ever see Ben Stiller, I will repeatedly punch him in the face until I get my ticket money, time and suffering back. if he can’t pay up, i won’t stop beating him.

Ghosted by tigerfan @ 01/17/2009 1:05 AM EST

Any live action of a classic cartoon — Bullwinkle, Underdog, all the Garfields. I hate them as a class so I don’t even try to watch them anymore. But the last one I walked out on in the theatre was Dances With Wolves.

Ghosted by rabrab @ 01/17/2009 1:06 AM EST

I have something to say. I hope nobody tells me I’m horrible.

In Sin City, the yellow guy? Who was also Ben on Carnivale who could heal your crippled daughter but would kill your fields of corn?

I think that is what X-E Matt looks like. I don’t really know what X-E Matt looks like, but I picture the yellow guy from Sin City. Only not yellow, with regular skin.

Hey X-E Matt: Do you look like Carnivale Ben? Who boned that dowdy chick in the rain and maybe put satan’s baby in her? And saved the carny who got burned up with tar? Or have I assigned a familiar looking face to your holographic persona in order to better understand your blogs when you post them.

Ghosted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 01/17/2009 1:24 AM EST

LoneStar76 — Makes as much sense of anything else.

Looking at my previous post, I realize it may be unclear as to whether I believe the lemur or the pencil could have appendicitis and write a better movie.

Frankly, it could be either one.

Ghosted by BlakeMP @ 01/17/2009 1:29 AM EST

Mr. Holland’s Opus! What a sappy piece of crap.

Ghosted by CS @ 01/17/2009 1:40 AM EST

I’ve seen a lot of stinkers but these are a few that come to mind:

V for Vendetta: the advertisements would lead one to believe there was all kinds of action to be had, but really it seemed more concerned with showing the same flashbacks over and over, a creepy mask bobbling to indicate talking similar to the Power Rangers, closeups of nasty teeth, and pointless sequences. V torments Evey and this somehow convinces her to believe in his cause. Really? Somehow this is on the top 250 on imdb and I have a hard time seeing why.

Speed Racer: hard to believe something with so much color and activity could be so boring. I don’t partake of the herb, but that may be the only way it could have been enjoyed. Also every transition from scene to scene seemed to be footage of somebody’s head sliding past. Ugh. Also it seemed really friggin’ long.

The Punisher (2004) I hear the new one is pretty crap too, but I won’t be subjecting myself to that one. I wanted to walk out of the 2004 one 10 minutes into the movie, but sadly didn’t. From the hamming it up of John Travolta to the corny opera sequence with the apartment dwellers, this movie had me checking my watch many, many times. If I hadn’t been with someone who insisted we stay despite hating it as well, I wouldn’t have stuck around.

Ghosted by Dragonstorm @ 01/17/2009 1:44 AM EST

I mentioned in a previous thread my overall annoyance with “A Smile Like Yours”. I went because I was a Greg Kinnear fan and when he first started doing movies, I went to everything he made whether it looked good or not. What an awful movie. What’s funnier than a comedy about infertility? Ho ho! Two completely selfish people with no redeeming qualities try unsuccessfully to have children, so she tricks her husband into fertility testing (how healthy) and they find out that, of course, they have issues. The movie even attempted to be funny with a “humorous” montage of her enduring invasive procedure after increasingly invasive procedure. The stress ends up driving them to separate, though at the end they decide that their love for each other is more important than babies (which, in another insult to infertile couples everywhere, magically made all their problems irrelevant and they promptly conceived triplets.) Of course, these people are so terrible, you’re actually angry that they managed to reproduce. I was bothered by the movie 10 years ago, and now having actually been through fertility treatments, I hate it even more in retrospect.

Another movie I hated was The Wedding Planner. I was dating my current husband at the time, and I think I lost movie-picking privileges for a while after that, even though I apologized profusely.

I love comedies, but I generally hate movies that beat you over the head with the jokes like you’re too stupid to figure it out. If you do a parody correctly, you don’t have to explain why a joke is funny. Just let the joke stand. It’s like I can feel the writer standing there going, “Get it? I want to make sure you’re getting it.”

Ghosted by Lori @ 01/17/2009 1:53 AM EST

Dr. T and The Women. What an asinine ending. And did that tornado really send him to Mexico? It didn’t
look much like Oz. Matt reviewed a movie on this
site some years ago. Penitentiary 2. Starring Ernie
Hudson as a killer, rapist, and a guy you do not
want to meet in a dark alley, let alone a well lit
alley. And Mister T. as Mister T.. Look it up on
this site.

I didn’t see all of this movie, it was shown on Encore.
Aria. Considered crap. Parts of it are just plain
awful.

Commando, I like it, though it’s incredible how the
film goes. Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger), gets off
a plane while it’s taking off with no serious
injuries, crashes a car without him and the lady
he’s with getting killed (watch that scene), and
kills an entire army before getting to the big
fight at the end. The way he kills the bad guy is
pretty funny, and then he says the now famous line.
“Let off some steam, Bennett.”

Ghosted by LoneStar76 @ 01/17/2009 1:56 AM EST

Kid Nicky: Thanks I had a great B-Day! :) Got some very touching cards and nice gifts. DELICIOUS cake and ice cream too! Anyway, my most hated movie off the top of my head is without a doubt, freddy got fingered! I can’t begin to describe how much I loath this thing. I don’t even consider it a movie. It’s nothin, and I mean NOTHIN but an hour and a half of tom green(who’s EASILY one of the LEAST funny and most ANNOYING people ever) acting like a TOTAL idiot. It’s also EXTREMELY disgustin in some parts. I’m not alone in this opinion either. Anytime a worst movies of all time list in constructed, freddy got fingered makes the list. High up there too. All the flicks that ya’ll mentioned may be bad to you, but at least they’re movies. Bad movies in your eyes maybe, but movies none the less. freddy got fingered is, well, i’m not sure what it is, but I KNOW it is’nt a movie! End of line.

Ghosted by ULTRAMAN @ 01/17/2009 2:04 AM EST

i can understand everyones worst movie choice for the most part even if i dont necessarily agree…but… i am horrified to see The Dark Crystal and The Neverending Story put down with little to no explanation for such ludicrous statements… Matt, you may need to mediate soon here, or this could disintegrate into childish name calling and lewd hand gestures very quickly… next i suppose someone will say they didnt like Labyrinth!

P.S.- I consider Chasing Amy and Mallrats to be almost unwatchable… THERE, i’ve said it and i wont take it back…

Ghosted by TOmmy! @ 01/17/2009 2:06 AM EST

I can’t stand Zoolander.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m totally capable of appreciating “dumb” humor, but that movie is just inane. And unfunny. Plain, old unfunny.

Ghosted by Hey I'm Jeff @ 01/17/2009 2:20 AM EST

I do have work tomorrow, which makes me want to kill people with rocks.

My best friend hated Cloverfield too. We’ve been over it so many times…The other night he started harshing on LOST too, and I had to tell him straight up if he was going to be hating like that we were going to have real problems.

I have randomly been thinking about Carnivale lately. Rev, your synopsis of the series makes me happy, when usually I get bummed thinking about how it ended. Stupid dowdy chick shooting the poor carny after Ben went to all the trouble of saving him.

I am having trouble with my least favorite movie. I was really disappointed in 300. I could have forgiven them for making it bloated and fillery, because for all that there was the cool factor of seeing the stuff from the novel on screen. But I absolutely HATED the shoehorned-in storyline with the queen, it was such a blatant attempt to appeal to female audiences and it was a complete misfire…it completely ruined the movie for me. I never bothered to see it again. I’m really looking forward to Watchmen, but only for the snark and Carla Gugino in tight outfits.

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 01/17/2009 2:24 AM EST

I don’t find either Anchorman or Bad Santa funny.

Ghosted by JLAJRC @ 01/17/2009 2:28 AM EST

Lonestar YES! Dr. T is so awful! A friend and I were huge Andy Ricter fans so we went to see it. This is the only movie to give me a actual headache. 2 hours of cackling from all those women and then yes there was the tornado.

Ghosted by thejyav @ 01/17/2009 2:35 AM EST

I really hated “Transformers.” I know it’s a Michael Bay movie, and can therefore not be taken too seriously, but..SERIOUSLY. I can enjoy other Bay movies, especially “The Rock” and “Bad Boys” and “Armageddon” just because of their fun and cheesiness, but “Transformers” just made me angry. Every single character was an infuriating stereotype. More so than other Michael Bay movies. Like – the very attractive blond girl dressed in the height of fashion is nerdy because she has glasses and kind of messy hair? The annoying fat guy who plays football video games (who has played the exact same role in every movie I’ve ever seen him in) is helpful to the hot/nerdy girl? Megan Fox is supposed to be desirable? Maybe as a female I can’t understand this whole wish-fulfillment thing, in which the nerdy, socially awkward kid ends up with the hot, car-fixing girl and the awesome car which is also a transforming robot. “Dick-flicks” like this are just as bad as cheesy “chick-flicks.” I didn’t walk out of the theater on this one, but I came close. I guess I liked the CG robot fighting enough to stay.

Ghosted by Bunny @ 01/17/2009 2:47 AM EST

Dungeons and Dragons. The one with Jeremy Irons and whatever Waynes brother that was. I think that’s one of those rare instances where a movie’s not even bad enough to warrant a “this is so bad it’s good” response. It’s just awful.
Not the worst movie I’ve ever seen, but easily the worst big buget, had potential, pissed off the fans novie I’ve ever seen.
The only saving grace?
Nothing.
I can easily say I never want to see it again. Even if it got the Riff Track treatment.

Ghosted by Lucky Mesmer @ 01/17/2009 2:54 AM EST

P.S. I read some other people’s comments, and I must agree: “Napoleon Dynamite” was so overrated – maybe if I had seen if without all the the hype (i.e “vote for Pedro” shirts), I might have liked it a little, but GAWD was that painful.

And I saw “Sin City” in the theater in college with my then-boyfriend, and I thought it was horrific. Violent and exploitative without any artistic merit at all. Recently I visited my parents and my dad was watching it on cable and I felt like puking.

Ghosted by Bunny @ 01/17/2009 2:54 AM EST

My all time hated movie has got to be Harriet the spy. Like good/bad horror flicks I can sit through and like some pretty awful kids movies. I mean I LIKE Casper meets Wendy, Benji and Escape from Witch mountain.

But Harriet the spy, Man, I want to hunt down everyone of the people responsible from the producers to that key grip guy and beat them to death.
Make a movie with 50 freaking plots and no closure on any of them? Death to them all.

Ghosted by Wenthral @ 01/17/2009 3:00 AM EST

Rev: There’s a picture of Matt on the X-E “About” page.

TOmmy!: No Chasing Amy? That’s blasphemy!

I think offhand my least favorite film would be Hollow Man. That’s some painfully stupid shit right there.

Ghosted by Review the World @ 01/17/2009 3:03 AM EST

Helen Hunt’s character probably broke up with that guy anyway Jyav. Disney starts doing movies based on their
rides. First, Tower of Terror for the Disney Channel.
It starred Steve Guttenberg, Kirsten Dunst, Mike
McShane, and the pretty Nia Peeples. Then came the
Country Bears. Didn’t see it at Disney World. I rode
Thunder Mountain. Then came Pirates of The Caribbean.
I liked it, I haven’t bought the other 2 yet. And then
came The Haunted Mansion. What do you think will come
next, Space Mountain?

Many people consider Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier to
be the worst of the Star Trek films. Some of you have
probably heard of the rock monster in the deleted
footage of the film. Galaxy Quest makes fun of that.

Ghosted by LoneStar76 @ 01/17/2009 3:11 AM EST

Worst movies, hands down

“Return to Horror High” alongside with “Zombie Ninja Gangbangers”(you think i’m making this movie up, you are quite mistaken.

I watched them both, and I’m fairly certain that had I watched them alone, and not with friends there to make fun of those films with me, I would have commited suicide via slapchop

Ghosted by Precursor @ 01/17/2009 3:12 AM EST

I can’t stand those so-called satirical comedies which get spewed out every year. ‘Date Movie’, ‘Epic Movie’, ‘Meet The Spartans’ and ‘Disaster Movie’ fall under this category. I swear, the writers’ sole purpose with these films is to cram as many current pop culture references as possible over the course of 90 minutes. They are uninspired, unfunny, and 20 years from now, no one’s going to remember what was parodied in the first place because of how current (and brief) many of them were. Give me “Airplane”, “Naked Gun” and “Hot Shots” any day of the week. At least effort was put into those films.

Ghosted by Andy R @ 01/17/2009 3:19 AM EST

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