The Advent Calendar has been updated through December 12th. Hopefully, I’ll be back on schedule by the end of the weekend.
Introducing BUMBLE CHASE, a new kind of battery-operated stuff-moves-across-a-surface holiday decoration/toy thingy! Eerily similar to the Peanuts Prowling Pumpkin Patch that I reviewed last year! Did I need another such item? No!
To tell you the truth, I bought it at the start of the season as a contingency plan, not knowing if the retail world was going to provide me with enough material to slink through an entire month of blog posts. As it turns out, it did, but I’ve grown so fond of my BUMBLE CHASE that I’m going to review it anyway. (Behind the scenes at X-E is an incredible party.)
What it is: An icy, battery-operated base that plays music from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, while pushing a quartet of magnet-boosted figures in a vaguely oval pattern. I’d probably come up with something catchier if I was writing its catalog description, but I’m not, so that’s what it is.
The moving figures include Rudolph, Hermey, Yukon and Bumble. (Some prefer to call him “The Bumble” — I do not.) My fascination with yetis makes Bumble my favorite character from the TV special, narrowly edging out the spotted elephant who masterfully danced on one foot while singing about how fucking miserable he was.
Though Bumble converted to heroism by the end of the special, we must assume that he’s still in full-on villain mode here. It certainly helps explain why the four figures chase each other in circles for fifteen seconds whenever you hit the magic button. If Bumble isn’t trying to eat them, what else could be happening? Are they playing tag? That’s so not canonical.
The finale! The figures move, the music plays, and all is well. No clue how CVS gets away with charging $20 each for these sets, but since I bought one, I appear to be part of the problem. Happy SNT. Back with more later.
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Maybe it’s cuz I’m drunk, but did the advent entry seem so short to anyone else today? I’m frothing at the mouth for the next entry. Good, good stuff.