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BUMBLE CHASE.

The Advent Calendar has been updated through December 12th. Hopefully, I'll be back on schedule by the end of the weekend.

Introducing BUMBLE CHASE, a new kind of battery-operated stuff-moves-across-a-surface holiday decoration/toy thingy! Eerily similar to the Peanuts Prowling Pumpkin Patch that I reviewed last year! Did I need another such item? No!

To tell you the truth, I bought it at the start of the season as a contingency plan, not knowing if the retail world was going to provide me with enough material to slink through an entire month of blog posts. As it turns out, it did, but I've grown so fond of my BUMBLE CHASE that I'm going to review it anyway. (Behind the scenes at X-E is an incredible party.)

What it is: An icy, battery-operated base that plays music from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, while pushing a quartet of magnet-boosted figures in a vaguely oval pattern. I'd probably come up with something catchier if I was writing its catalog description, but I'm not, so that's what it is.

The moving figures include Rudolph, Hermey, Yukon and Bumble. (Some prefer to call him "The Bumble" -- I do not.) My fascination with yetis makes Bumble my favorite character from the TV special, narrowly edging out the spotted elephant who masterfully danced on one foot while singing about how fucking miserable he was.

Though Bumble converted to heroism by the end of the special, we must assume that he's still in full-on villain mode here. It certainly helps explain why the four figures chase each other in circles for fifteen seconds whenever you hit the magic button. If Bumble isn't trying to eat them, what else could be happening? Are they playing tag? That's so not canonical.

The finale! The figures move, the music plays, and all is well. No clue how CVS gets away with charging $20 each for these sets, but since I bought one, I appear to be part of the problem. Happy SNT. Back with more later.

Posted by Matt on 12/13/2008. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 115 comments

Moony: Thank you! I thought about getting battery-operated lights for it (I live in an apartment with no outlets at the front door), but remembered Matt saying that it took like four batteries to power one tiny strand.

ULTRAMAN: True that. Today I was just thinking about how I miss those long, lazy breaks you used to get in school where you’d basically do jack shit for a few weeks. Then you get old and have to go to work. *sigh* All we get is Christmas Day at my company. One measly day is not enough time to properly celebrate the holidays!

Chestnuts roasted by Cheetara @ 12/13/2008 11:03 PM


For the canadian X-E-ers, the Ren & Stimpy Yaksmas Special is on now. I don’t see that one nearly often enough.

Chestnuts roasted by DocDragon @ 12/13/2008 11:09 PM


I think that music is kind of creepy in the Bumble Chase. It reminds me of the mall music in the original Dawn of the Dead for some reason.

Chestnuts roasted by Jack @ 12/13/2008 11:14 PM


I missed Miser Brothers, but I DVR’d it. I’m seeing good reviews here, but I think that the Miser puppets looked AWFUL. Did Michael McKean reprise Snowmiser? Because he really was a good fit for the character in that live-action abomination.

Also: SWINE IS FINE!

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 12/13/2008 11:28 PM


Ah, just saw the commercial for The Christmas Story marathon on TBS.”Ralphyyyyyyy!”

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 12/13/2008 11:30 PM


Invader Norbert: The original voice of Santa and Heatmiser reutrned for the special. I personally thought the models for the original were bad, but to each their own I guess.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 12/13/2008 11:33 PM


Hear ye, hear ye. I have two urgent points to deliver.

1. As a follower of “Bob”, I am a direct descendant of yetis. No kidding. I am Betty the Yeti. You can’t mess around with the yetisyn, we’re abominable.

2. I had an X-E Dream last night!!! SNT was a physical event, that you go to, and you ride around in bumper cars. No guest appearances by any of you specifically, but I was a major outcast with a chip on my shoulder and a real demon behind the wheel of a bumper car. There was a chase scene and everything. I also had a talking dog.

Praise SNT!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 12/13/2008 11:37 PM


Bill: Man, I can’t wait to watch that a time or seven.

Chestnuts roasted by Cheetara @ 12/13/2008 11:43 PM


I have that He-Man She-Ra DVD and it rules! Especially the interview segments where everybody acts so EARNEST about the She-Ra musical number.
Cool wreath!
I saw Bam Bam Bigelow live once. It was King of the Ring 95,which some of you may recall was the worst PPV ever. Those tattoos on his head had to fucking hurt.

Chestnuts roasted by Kid Nicky @ 12/13/2008 11:45 PM


Rev. I think it would be fun to play against you in bumper cars.

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 12/13/2008 11:47 PM


Ultraman: I’m hell on bumpers.

Heehee – Helen Bumpers.

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back It On Up 13 @ 12/13/2008 11:53 PM


There are no CVS on the west coast. I miss them and the packs of random shifty comics that I’d buy there. Allentown cvs bigups!

Chestnuts roasted by Bartleby @ 12/13/2008 11:56 PM


The Miser Brothers was pretty good . It seemed like a rehash of A Year Without a Santa Claus , but i still enjoyed it . Was Kenneth Branagh the North Wind , sounded like him and the puppet looked alot like him too, if you dont know he was on the Harry Potter movie as Professor Gilderoy Lockhart really arrogant and snooty dark arts teacher

Chestnuts roasted by Starscream77 @ 12/14/2008 12:05 AM


I love the CVS on the border of Collingswood and Oaklyn. I actually did see this there, but unlike Matt, not only could I not justify spending the 20 bucks, I genuinely do not have the room for it.

Despite a very long day that involved a very, very long walk after getting off at a totally wrong bus stop in the middle of nowhere, my Christmas spirit is quite high at the moment. I got to see at least a half-hour of “The Nutcracker,” then went out to dinner with a girlfriend and finished my Christmas shopping at the Hamilton Mall in Mays Landing, NJ. Though we almost missed the bus going home twice, once I finally got on the darn thing, it was really enjoyable. There was no traffic whatsoever on the White Horse Pike. The White Horse Pike is mostly teeny-tiny towns like Pomona with lots of space, some of them situated on farmland, so there was lots of room for people to go crazy with massive light displays. They really warmed my heart (literally after my long day).

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 12/14/2008 12:08 AM


Cheetara, I will be trapped in a house with 15 people for Christmas. I need The Christmas Story. I can not emphasize the word “need” enough. Oh, and beer. That too will be emphasized.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 12/14/2008 12:10 AM


X-E gives me the Christmas Joy! It’s deadly!

Here’s Mista Snowman:

_H_
(*o*) <(I LOVE CHRISTMAS)
=( * )=
( * )

Chestnuts roasted by AIF @ 12/14/2008 12:14 AM


I saw this and so wanted to but it, but I do have enough Christmas garb around my house to begin with and I am trying to take on a buy nothing vow until my house is decluttered. But if I give it to my son as a gift it’s different, right?

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 12/14/2008 12:18 AM


kb, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve used that as an excuse.

Chestnuts roasted by Shelby @ 12/14/2008 12:27 AM


We had our family Christmas party at our great grandmas apartments rec center today. They made sliders, had ham, macaroni salad, cheesy potatoes, baked beans, cookies, and pumpkin bundt cake. Played dominoes. Also got some Christmas money as a gift, which I promptly spent on used DVD’s. A good day.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 12/14/2008 12:31 AM


Bill: No matter how many times I see it, it still makes me laugh like a loon.

JLAJRC: Did you by chance play Mexican train dominoes?

Chestnuts roasted by Cheetara @ 12/14/2008 12:36 AM


I know! Every time I think I have a favorite part of the movie, I watch it again and change my mind. Still though, I loved it when Ralphy blamed Schwartz for dropping the F-bomb and you could hear his mom beating the snot out of him over the phone. “What’d I do, Ma? What’d I do?” Hilarious!

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 12/14/2008 12:48 AM


I have to say Bam Bam was awesome in his prime.

Chestnuts roasted by thejyav @ 12/14/2008 12:48 AM


Well, I just watched the Batman: Brave and the Bold Christmas episode that aired last night and still need to watch a few more programs before the big day arrives. Hard to believe we are under two weeks before Christmas. Crazy how fast time flies….

Happy SNT everyone!

Chestnuts roasted by jjwspider @ 12/14/2008 12:52 AM


That’s excellent Shelby, now I feel less guilt:)

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 12/14/2008 12:55 AM


First? (kidding).

Chestnuts roasted by Pamalamadingdong @ 12/14/2008 1:06 AM


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