Comments on: Spumoni Claus.

By: Saturn Robot

Saturn Robot — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:43:24 +0000

Spumoni Face was also what Dorthy’s Dad secret nickname for her on The Golden Girls.

By: gl2899

gl2899 — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:52:26 +0000

And Matt let’s an entry like this go by without Golden Girls trivia?

Dorothy’s father’s nickname for her as a little girl was “Spumoni Face”.

I am so disappointed, Matt.

By: tanta07

tanta07 — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:36:53 +0000

I dig Rachel Ray’s husky voice. She’s got Demi Moore’s voice, but in a little pixie body. I would shag her rotten. The fact that she could cook me a meal afterwards is just gravy.

By: Teddy Ray

Teddy Ray — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:07:57 +0000

Morfblorsh, I’ll leave her for you when I’m done, but I want Rachael all to myself…just us and a great big bottle of EVOO.

Mitch, there are indeed box sets of Elvis’s older stuff. I’ve got a ton of Elvis CDs, due mainly to those box sets, three different ones: ’50s, ’60s, and ’70s. 5 CDs each…I love Elvis, but…damn, that’s a lot of Elvis.

By: Mitch

Mitch — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:05:02 +0000

My #1 wish this year is the same as it has been every year – for someone to buy me a good CD without asking me what I want. Like a box set of Elvis’ early stuff. I’m not sure if such a thing exists, but that would be rad to have.

People think I have so many CDs that there’s nothing they can buy me. That seems counter-intuitive to me. If I have a zillion CDs, I obviously like them, so just buy me more!

And a big LCD TV.

By: kingklash

kingklash — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:22:34 +0000

Hey, look at that funny looking crab! Where’s my mallet?

By: Morfblorsh

Morfblorsh — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:46:49 +0000

Rachel Ray has one of those smoky, gravelly voices that only ONE of the girls in the “popular” kids group was allowed to have in High School. And it just so happens that the girl with that voice also happens to be the loose, slutty, fun-loving girl with a tramp-stamp tattoo of cherries.

Another thing I’ve noticed about Rachel Ray is that she’s very small in just about every way. She has stubby little cocktail-frank fingers that match her stature perfectly. At first glance she appears to have two fried eggs under her shirt, but then you realize those are just her breasts. She’s pretty weird looking and sounding, and a lot of people are really put off by her.

Not me though, what hotel are you going to Teddy? I’ll bring the packing tape.