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Spumoni Claus.

It's December! And it's Cyber Monday! I may be in the minority, but I love the concept of Cyber Monday. If you aren't aware, "Cyber Monday" is intended to be the web-version of Black Friday, featuring the year's biggest online sales and assorted brouhahas.

There are some who claim that Cyber Monday is a myth -- a baseless term created by retailers to turn a non-event into a cash cow. Bah. The same could be said for Black Friday. Despite its reputation, Black Friday isn't the busiest shopping day of the year. It isn't even the second biggest. And while Black Friday sales can be noteworthy, it's mostly the aura of the thing that makes it so newsworthy. If a bunch of online retailers want to extend that aura to another day of the year, what's the big deal? Surely we the people have more important things to worry about. Killer birds with razor talons, for example.

It isn't easy to choose the "right day" to blow several hundred dollars on Christmas presents for eighty-four children who will each get at least ten other gifts that they'll like better than whatever I give them anyway. I'll take all the help I can get.

Click here for a vast collection of Cyber Monday promotions.

Spumoni, once merely a misspelling of one of Dick Tracy's lesser-known adversaries' surnames, is now also an ice cream flavor from Edy's. More correctly, it's spumoni ice cream based on spumoni ice cream. True Italian spumoni is a little more rustic, so I guess this is more of a Neapolitan ice cream (also based on spumoni) with extra pizzazz.

As the previous paragraph proves, I seriously enjoy the word "spumoni." Say it aloud. Type it a few times. You'll see what I mean. Makes me want to run out and buy some kind of toy breed just so I can name it "Spumoni" and have an excuse to say "spumoni" all day everyday.

What is spumoni? In this incarnation, it's compartments of chocolate, pistachio and strawberry ice cream, fortified with nuts and little bits of cherries. The color combination is very on-brand for Christmas, and between that and my love for that special word, I can only repay Edy's with a blood sacrifice.

If SPUMONI isn't your thing, Edy's sells holiday-themed ice cream in many other flavors. I reviewed their peppermint and egg nog flavors last year, if those are more your style. If they aren't, there is no satisfying people like you.

Oh, and the Advent Calendar has begun. That too. :)

Survey: What's the #1 thing on your wishlist this year? Note that "world peace" is so played.

Posted by Matt on 12/01/2008. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 197 comments

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sadly the only thing on my christmas list this year is rent money… and more old records… or new ones… whichever…

Chestnuts roasted by TOmmy! @ 12/02/2008 8:57 PM


also, the word “spumoni” has appeared 21 times in the comments thus far…. i mean 23… SPUMONI!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by TOmmy! @ 12/02/2008 9:00 PM


I just put my SECOND tree up! Might do a little decorating tonight. On the trees I mean. Naturally I have the X-E Christmas Jukebox going too. =) Oh how I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Christmas!

Chestnuts roasted by ULTRAMAN @ 12/02/2008 9:19 PM


Did I miss some sort of box 23 discussion thread? I pieced together the email in Untitled-10. It was fun. XD

Chestnuts roasted by Katherine @ 12/02/2008 9:27 PM


Goob: Son of a whore, that’s one crazy ass bitch. I bet your cousin just wants to suffocate her sometimes! I’m glad the judge sided with him though, as that is rare from what I have heard. I think I am in the situation that the Iraq guy’s brother is in with the chick giving women a bad name
…yeah. However, it does give me hope that they were able to be civil about things.
Not sure where I stand on the marriage thing especially since here in CA 1 out of every 2 marriages ends in divorce and the rates are even higher for younger couples. Just doesn’t seem worth the trouble. We werewolves can love and trust a person and still be monogamous without a piece of paper. I think the idea that you have the freedom to break up if you wanted to actually makes you stay together, you don’t feel constrained or anything. If i had a girl like kingklash described I’m pretty sure I would be good and after a while, if she really wanted to, I’d marry her. I would just have to be sure she didn’t show any signs of being like that chick your 40 year old cousin got pregnant. :)

Chestnuts roasted by WolfMan @ 12/02/2008 9:28 PM


I sooo want to see Waiterbot dropkick Lipton…

Chestnuts roasted by Moony @ 12/02/2008 11:20 PM


Thanks guys for the congrats. ^_^ I haven’t gotten the ring yet, well, at least a “real” one anyway, but the fake one is fine, most women wind up not even wearing theirs after a while. But we’ll do the whole official down on one knee with a ring thing at some point. We both changed our MySpace status, so that totally makes it official.

The sad thing, tho is it’s made my single friends like super emo. Which is especially odd because my bf is a raving occultist, insists his kung fu is better when he’s high, sweats like a maniac, makes me watch terrible horror movies, and medically is considered mildly autistic (but I think it’s total crap). But he loves the hell out of me, so it’s all good… my friends just need to go out and actually meet some guys.

Oh and Mandy, my CPC exam is this Saturday at Hershey. I’ll let you know how it goes!!

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 12/02/2008 11:40 PM


Wow Mystie, that was quick with the classes and stuff!

I had a decent budget wedding myself. 2000 dollars. We had it in my sis in laws back yard on the deck. it was fun. we blew bubbles instead of throwing rice. and we all went to this BIG buffet place for dinner.

Oh the best part, is my car was totally decorated with just married stuff, and driving down the highway toward maryland to our honey moon in ocean city, everyone kept honking and truckers blew the air horns
it was AWESOME!

Chestnuts roasted by mandy_Reeves @ 12/03/2008 12:10 AM


Alton Brown is pretty cool. I haven’t seen his show in years though. My favourites are Nigella and Jamie Oliver (his actual cooking shows, not those stupid reality-start-a-restaurant-with-wayward kids shows). I like how English the shows are, and how English the food is, and Jamie’s enthusiasm for vegetables from his garden. And even though Nigella is always giving smiles to the camera, I like how she seems normal and uses normal shortcuts, plus she raids her fridge at the end or Nigella Express. Unfortunately FoodTV here in Canada shuffled the listings and now these two shows are on at inconvenient TV watching times, I think because of the east coast/west coast time difference.

Chestnuts roasted by CMJ @ 12/03/2008 2:59 AM


If I could have anything in the world…. I would want my world to go back the way it was a few months ago. I miss having a husband, and not just a reclusive stranger in my house.

If I could have any MATERIAL thing? Um. I really want Lyrical Magical Girl Nanoha DVD boxset.
No one is going to buy that for me. But I really, really want it in a desperate way.

I like the word Spumoni. When I was little there was a line of clothes called Spumoni for children. They made these puffy design shirts that had cute animal scenes on it (I had one with animals in Christmas stockings, there were teddy bears camping and roasting marshmellows, bunnies for easter, etc). I wish they still made those, my kids would love them. Though they do like Gymborees clothes quite alot anyway.

Chestnuts roasted by kittygirl @ 12/03/2008 4:35 AM


Night Gallery Season 2 on dvd. Finally, I can review Pickman’s Model and Silent Snow – Secret Snow at my leisure and not whenever I happen to catch them in syndication.

Chestnuts roasted by Sick Fixx @ 12/03/2008 10:47 AM


*thinks about some things Rev. has said*

“…but if I ever meet Giada, I’m gonna cave her face in…”

“My husband threatened to gut a guy like a fish…”

“…as a third generation american Italian…

“My husband is in the funeral business…”

*backs away slowly*

Chestnuts roasted by Morfnblorsh @ 12/03/2008 10:54 AM


Morfnblorsh,

He’s also a kung fu teacher and we’re in a doomsday cult. You might want to back away a little faster!

Chestnuts roasted by Rev. Back it On Up 13 @ 12/03/2008 11:04 AM


*tucks into a hurried sideways crab-walk*

Chestnuts roasted by Morfnblorsh @ 12/03/2008 12:01 PM


Darth Galvatron, I’ll take Rachael Ray off the air for you. Take her off the air, take her to a cheap motel, and…perhaps I’ve said too much.

kingklash, I can’t think of any local holiday commercials, but I agree with Cameron T., I love the Hershey’s Kiss We Wish You a Merry Christmas commercial.

Chestnuts roasted by Teddy Ray @ 12/03/2008 4:59 PM


Rachel Ray has one of those smoky, gravelly voices that only ONE of the girls in the “popular” kids group was allowed to have in High School. And it just so happens that the girl with that voice also happens to be the loose, slutty, fun-loving girl with a tramp-stamp tattoo of cherries.

Another thing I’ve noticed about Rachel Ray is that she’s very small in just about every way. She has stubby little cocktail-frank fingers that match her stature perfectly. At first glance she appears to have two fried eggs under her shirt, but then you realize those are just her breasts. She’s pretty weird looking and sounding, and a lot of people are really put off by her.

Not me though, what hotel are you going to Teddy? I’ll bring the packing tape.

Chestnuts roasted by Morfblorsh @ 12/03/2008 5:46 PM


Hey, look at that funny looking crab! Where’s my mallet?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 12/03/2008 6:22 PM


My #1 wish this year is the same as it has been every year – for someone to buy me a good CD without asking me what I want. Like a box set of Elvis’ early stuff. I’m not sure if such a thing exists, but that would be rad to have.

People think I have so many CDs that there’s nothing they can buy me. That seems counter-intuitive to me. If I have a zillion CDs, I obviously like them, so just buy me more!

And a big LCD TV.

Chestnuts roasted by Mitch @ 12/03/2008 8:05 PM


Morfblorsh, I’ll leave her for you when I’m done, but I want Rachael all to myself…just us and a great big bottle of EVOO. :)

Mitch, there are indeed box sets of Elvis’s older stuff. I’ve got a ton of Elvis CDs, due mainly to those box sets, three different ones: ’50s, ’60s, and ’70s. 5 CDs each…I love Elvis, but…damn, that’s a lot of Elvis.

Chestnuts roasted by Teddy Ray @ 12/04/2008 5:07 PM


I dig Rachel Ray’s husky voice. She’s got Demi Moore’s voice, but in a little pixie body. I would shag her rotten. The fact that she could cook me a meal afterwards is just gravy.

Chestnuts roasted by tanta07 @ 12/05/2008 10:36 AM


And Matt let’s an entry like this go by without Golden Girls trivia?

Dorothy’s father’s nickname for her as a little girl was “Spumoni Face”.

I am so disappointed, Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by gl2899 @ 12/05/2008 12:52 PM


Spumoni Face was also what Dorthy’s Dad secret nickname for her on The Golden Girls.

Chestnuts roasted by Saturn Robot @ 12/15/2008 4:43 PM


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