Monthly Archives: April 2008

Cracker Victory.

It’s impossible to know for sure, but I have to assume that I’ve eaten at least fourteen million saltine crackers over the course of my many years spent on your fair planet. Tastiness and soup condimentiness aside, my voracity for … Continue reading

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There’s something in the mist ahhhhh!

With a rare weekend work project taking place early this morning, I stayed at a hotel in the city last night to avoid being late and/or needing to get up three hours earlier just to make it there in time … Continue reading

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The Hundred Dollar Toys “R” Us Shopping Spree: Part 3!

It’s gorgeous out. Sitting inside to write about toys I bought a week ago probably isn’t the best way to take advantage of this, but the joke’s on you: I snapped the pictures for this entry outside. It’s time to … Continue reading

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The Hundred Dollar Toys “R” Us Shopping Spree: Part 2!

I might be too tired to write this tonight, but since tomorrow boasts the only morning that I don’t need to be somewhere by 9 AM, let’s give it a shot. Please heed the caveat that my current level of … Continue reading

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The Hundred Dollar Toys “R” Us Shopping Spree: Part 1!

I was originally going to compile all of this into one big article, but then I remembered that I work during the week and tend to dissolve into slush on the weekends. Rather than fuck myself again, let’s split it … Continue reading

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Chicken McNuggets Shanghai!

It took almost an hour to cook up the right mix of junk, but I’m back from Toys “R” Us with a hundred bucks worth of whatever. And it was freakin’ fun, let me tell you. Notwithstanding the pain one … Continue reading

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Baby steps.

I suck. I guess my current status as a nonentity can’t be attributed to any single thing. I’ve been really, really busy with work, but not in a bad way, and Lord knows that I’ve managed to post even when … Continue reading

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