Comments on: Drinking and driving will turn you into BONES.

By: DJ D

DJ D — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:46:24 +0000

Guise, The way you phrased it, it looks like Mrs. Waterbreakin is working the ladies unmentionables counter as well as working the kids of the diner. She gets around.

I’m having visions of what the opening credits would look like. You’ve got a shot of the cop dad at the dinner table loading his revolver. It goes off accidently and the whole family kind of points at him and laughs as he turns toward camera and shrugs.

Next shot–Teenagers grabbing handfulls of ladies’ unmentionables from the counter and running off with them. Mrs Waterbeakin looks shocked then shakes her head and smiles at the camera slowly zooms in, as if to say her famous catchphrase, “Them kids looooove my undershorts!”

JLAJRC, Well done, then. I had no idea what the number up there represented. I don’t know if your final tally is completely accurate, but I’m cool with whatever you come up with. Now I’m really intrigued as to what the big 1000 might be. No Pressure, Matt. It’s only your 1000th article that we’re all waiting with baited breath to read.

Oh, and it’s Pennywise the Clown from “IT” without a doubt. To this day, if you ever find yourself walking down a sidewalk with me and I see a yellow balloon bouncing along by itself, I’m leaving your ass right then and there. I’m gone. The only thing you’ll see left of me will be the trail of dust I leave behind.

Pennywise will fuck your shit up.

By: JLAJRC

JLAJRC — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:21:03 +0000

I got one more:

Killer Klowns from Outer Space vs. Stephen King’s “IT”

By: JLAJRC

JLAJRC — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:03:20 +0000

DJD: It’s kinda simple.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0969/

As you can see, the number in the link above is 969. If you combine that number with all of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade reviews Matt has done, the number is 975 (give or take an article or two).

By: Guise

Guise — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:59:28 +0000

DJ D, “Lookin’ Good, OKC” best damn theme song for a 1980s sitcom about a family growing up in the suburbs of OKC and their neighbours (the good cop who always teaches little Danny a valuable lesson, Mrs Waterbreakin who works the ladies unmentionables counter, and the kids of the diner). Who can forget their classic catchphrases “Oh, OKC, really!”, “Danny, go fetch my revolver” and “Well, now were all Lookin’ Good!”

By: DJ D

DJ D — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:31:22 +0000

Speaking of PSA’s, here’s a couple more, just for you Okies…

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/6058/

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/6210/

Lookin’ good, OKC!

By: DJ D

DJ D — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:16:23 +0000

I swear, I turn my back for one 3-day bender….
(that’s a little Squidbillies quote for you, folks)

No, actually I spent the majority of last night (like I do most SNT’s) at work, and am back at work now and just checking this for the first time since yesterday afternoon. I don’t even know where to start responding to all this. Last weekend I posted up the first so-and-so vs. so-and-so, thinking we’d have just a little fun. I never thought that a week later, it would get so out of control. What in the hell did I start? I don’t think at this point I could add anything else that would top Guise’s last post anyway. I agree with all that, although I’ve never seen Ed, Edd, and Eddy so I have no clue about such things. Oh, what the heck. I’m a horror nut, so here goes with some JLAJRC action:

Hannibal would make lunch of Norman Bates, after entertaining himself by just messing with him for a while. Then he’d sit down to some Bates stew with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Poltergeist would kick the crap out of the Amytiville Horror house, although I really like that house. Either way, whoever’s living there would be screwed cause both families would be too stupid to get the hell out of the house as soon as some little girl says “There here” or the house starts whispering “Get out” to you. I mean, seriously. If your house is LITERALLY telling you to “get out!”, get the fuck out! You ain’t gotta tell me twice.

I’m going with Chucky. He’s older, a little bigger, and nastier. Not cause I want him to win. I just think he would.

Again, I’m going with Damian. I’m rooting for Rosemary’s Baby, but I think Damian’s got it.

As for the 1000th article (how did you figure out it had been 975?), I think Matt should either do the retrospective thing, or do that ONE article that he’s been dying to do for the longest of times but has been waiting for a special occasion or a time when he can get round to actually writing it cause he’s been procrastinating on it for years–that is assuming that he has one of those that he’s been sitting on for a while.

By: Guise

Guise — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:24:31 +0000

The Keebler Elves vs. The Smurfs Smurfs. Heck, Smurfette alone. Conan vs. He-Man He-Man...though it might be the most homo-erotic beefcake match EVA! She-Ra vs. Red Sonja Sonja...though it might be etc etc Orko vs. Snarf Snarf, because Orko is just a magical screw up. I'd like Presto from D&D vs Orko. Scrappy Doo vs. Odie I'd cheer Odie, but Scrappy would likely win. Bagels vs. English Muffins vs. regular toast Toast. Pancakes vs. French Toast Pancakes or maybe french crepes. Brownies vs. cupcakes Double fudge chocolate brownies. Bono vs Sting Bono would get his butt whooped by Sting and the whine about Police brutality. Heckyl vs Jeckyl Jeckyl. Heckyl was Jeckyl's bitch. Ed vs Edd vs Eddy Mandy from Billy and Mandy infamy.