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Cloverfrenzied.

Sorry about the lack of updates lately. I think my brain was going through one of those infrequent bouts of needing a long R&R period. Also, I was pretty exhausted after this year's Advent Calendar, and what was only intended to be "a few days off" turned into...well, however long it's been.

However! I've actually been working on a "real" article on and off for the past week. I generally don't do that, because if I can't knock an article out in one or two sittings, it usually means that I'm not really all that into it. I think I'm into this one, but I just can't muster the gusto to shut the world off for the six hours it'd take to finish it, polish it, publish it and be done with it. But, that'll happen sooner or later. It's a really dumb one, too. Something maybe 5% of you will be at all interested in. But hey.

This post is just my way of saying that I haven't been hit by a train or anything, but there's one other thing I should talk about before it gets too late to do so with purpose:

Went into the office today to kick off a couple of new gigs, which I was happy about for several reasons. One, I got to see my work buds for the first time in over a month. Two, this will eventually lead to paychecks. Three, I was starting to go a bit stir crazy. Four...I got to see giant Cloverfield billboards.


You know, I'm just going to come out and admit that I'm a total 100% Grade A Cloverfield fanboy, and have been since Day 1. I've only mentioned it once or twice on the site, but truth be told, I've been tracking this film like a teenaged loon, day in, day out.

Even if you haven't actively followed it, you've probably heard about the film's screwy viral campaign. I mean, if you're online a lot, it's been kind of hard to miss. I know many of you balk at the thought of such campaigns, and generally speaking, I'm with you: When it's vagueness in place of content and mystery in place of intrigue, that's a bad thing. I don't think Cloverfield falls under that umbrella, though. Having followed the madness, with its many fictitious personalties, faux companies, Flash websites and clues that lead to nowhere and anywhere, I'd feel almost compelled to buy a ticket to the film even if I knew it was going to suck. I've certainly gotten more than ten bucks worth of enjoyment just from the shit they've done to make me want to buy that ticket.

It's a little late to try to explain the movie's marketing to the uninitiated, but Christ, I can't remember the last time I was this amped up for something. I'm not just talking about the usual anticipation of a big movie: I'm talking about anything. Can the film possibly live up to the hype, especially for those of us who spent months digging around endlessly for every tidbit we could find?

I doubt it, but that's not going to be the movie's fault. Hell, I've had dreams about Cloverfield. Completely fleshed out dreams with swooping pans over black seas, towards magnificent shots of monsters-of-my-own-design. How could any movie compete with that?


On the other hand, I have a pretty good idea about what I'm going to see, and I can't imagine leaving that theater without wanting to see the film at least one more time. Cloverfield is going to be remembered chiefly for its marketing, but I don't think we're dealing with another Snakes On A Plane. It's a film featuring a giant monster that kicks the shit out of New York City in a totally unfriendly, uncharming and unforgiving way. No amount of bad dialogue or acting can hamper something that grisly or primal. And given some of the other "aspects" of the film that I'm pretty certain of, good God...it's gonna be visceral.

I'm not worried about having to eat my words. Like I said, the movie can totally suck balls. It doesn't matter. I've already gotten my fair share of happiness from it. Still, as someone who believes that there really isn't such a thing as a bad monster-destroys-the-city movie, my hopes stay high, and January 18th can't come soon enough.

That seems like a good segue into a survey: What are you looking forward to in the coming months? Doesn't have to be a movie. If you're getting a new car or something, that counts.

PS: Yes yes, I'll take down the site's Christmas decorations this week.

Posted by Matt on 01/09/2008. E-mail me!



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DJD – Solar and X-O Manowar were easily my favorite titles of the old Valiant line and Quantum and Woody was a pretty fun title after Acclaim took over. It does look like Valiant may be making a come back though as a new company is releasing some hardcover trades of the Valiant series and adding a new story to the book. It looks like they may also be trying to reestablish some of the characters, although they may not be able to do anything with the Gold Key characters of Turok (with has an animated movie coming out), Solar and Magnus.

Chestnuts roasted by jjwspider @ 01/12/2008 1:42 AM


Oh I’ve been looking forward to Celebrity Rehab! I think Stryker has done a pretty good job taking over from Adam on Loveline now that he’s settled into it. Of course I love Adam’s morning show. I never get tired of listening to Adam complain, and every time I’m stuck at a damn red turn signal I reflect on his wisdom…I’m really not even missing Danny Bonaduce much since he’s left, and that surprises me because I thought I would. BTW, they do podcast the show, Kneg. Pain in the ass, I know, but better than nothing.
I tend to be a bit more hesitant to post once there are a ton of comments, because I’ve usually contributed a few times by that point and I hate feeling like I’m babysitting the thread.
January is kicking my ass even worse than I was afraid it would. I’ve decided that JJ Abrams was somehow aware of this eventuality and provided Cloverfield and LOST as shining beacons of hope to get me through this bleak month. I just hope I can make it ;)

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 01/12/2008 1:46 AM


i know that no one has probably mentioned american gladiators in a few comments, but am i the only one who when they hear the words “american gladiators” the mental image of that disgusting gladiator candy pops into mind? seriously, that was one of my favorite articles ever, and now i relive it everytime i see a commercial for that god damn dirty ape of a show.

Chestnuts roasted by Leigha @ 01/12/2008 2:38 AM


I am also looking forward to Cloverfield. Yesterday, I heard a radio interview withJ.J. Abrams, and he said that the movie does contain a few subtle nods to LOST, but was careful to point out that they should not be construed as “clues”. Personally, I am looking forward to seeing how he handles Star Trek (Cloverfield is carrying Trek’s first teaser).
To answer Matt’s question, they are a few movies I am looking forward to seeing:
-Cloverfield (of course)
-Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
-Speed Racer
-Iron Man
-The Dark Knight
-The X-Files 2
-Star Trek

Chestnuts roasted by Thomas @ 01/12/2008 3:26 AM


Wait wait wait, Theres a Speed Racer movie comin out??
I have a new reason to live.

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 01/12/2008 3:34 AM


LB I’ve been on a LEGO kick lately, ever since I’ve discovered a knockoff brand (called Enlighten) that mostly focuses on reproducing older, out of production set, so I have obtained a lot of Castle, Pirates and Forestmen sets from the old days dirt cheap.

Chestnuts roasted by Papa_Taz @ 01/12/2008 3:40 AM


jjwspider, Yeah, I think I saw something about them releasing a hardcover of Harbinger or some such. One thing about Valiant that I noticed even back then was the way they colored their books. It didn’t look like anything else out at the time, or since really. It almost looked like it was painted with water colors.

JoshC, Oh yes. There is a Speed Racer movie. And the best part about it is that it’s got the love of my life in it. The most gorgeous thing to ever walk the face of this earth and the woman who I’m sure will one day bear my children and has been carrying a secret love for me for lo these many years (despite all those restraining orders).

Christina Ricci. (aka sex on feet)

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 01/12/2008 4:03 AM


Heh, DJ, I forgot about the Christina Ricci thing, so for a second I wondered if you were talking about Matthew Fox :lol: I’m not really crazy about the Wachowski brothers, but I’m interested in seeing what they do with the movie.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 01/12/2008 7:20 AM


I know next to nothing about Speed Racer the cartoon, but I’m already interested in seeing the movie, simply because it’s being directed by the Wachowski brothers (The Matrix, V for Vendetta). If anyone could make this good, they could..

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 01/12/2008 10:48 AM


I haven’t seen any trailers for Cloverfield and I don’t watch TV. I think I’ll go to the show anyway, just to see what the fuss is about. I can’t be disappointed by something I know nothing about, unlike my experience watching “Golden Compass” when the trailers made it look outstanding and I could have been out standing in the lobby instead of watching the show and enjoyed my popcorn just as much…

Chestnuts roasted by luckycanucky @ 01/12/2008 12:09 PM


SPOILER-slash-5-in-1 Christmas pen reference:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a351/UltimaThule8888/pencloverfield.jpg

Chestnuts roasted by Ultima @ 01/12/2008 12:21 PM


Did anyone else get to experience the hollywood gold known as death race 2000 last night on TCM?
better than rocky anyday…

Chestnuts roasted by Leigha @ 01/12/2008 1:01 PM


Leigha, not on TCM but I have a taped version of it.

It is, without a doubt one of my favourite movies and one of the few I’d love to see remade – but with strict requirements so that you don’t end up with a mistake the size of The Italian Job.

Hell, I think they could make an excellent ‘real-time’ faux-reality show played out over a tv channel or on multi-DVD where you pick whose car and what camera you are watching on, with a score ticker at the bottom for missed action elsewhere. A selection of commentators to pick from too, maybe regional racing celebrities to commentate as they drive through cities.

Chestnuts roasted by Guise @ 01/12/2008 2:08 PM


DJ D: I know what you mean man, I’ve been digging the lovely Ms. Ricci since I saw Casper when I was younger. Loved her in Sleepy Hollow, Good luck with the restraining order!!

Leigha: Yes!, I was hoping somebody else was watching! Best. Movie. Ever. God I love Frankensteins “Hand-Grenade”

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 01/12/2008 2:10 PM


Guise: Dammit man, Start sending some of your ideas To T.V Producers, I would love to see that, And The Necrolympics?? I mean, come on.

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 01/12/2008 2:12 PM


Guise:
Actually, Death Race 2000 is being remade and is being produced by Tom Cruise! Who knew he was a fan? And funny you mention The Italian Job, as Jason Statham is the star.

Click my name for the wikipedia article

Chestnuts roasted by wingspan @ 01/12/2008 2:23 PM


Wingspan, I saw “And it’s set further in the future, so the cars are even more futuristic. So you’ve got cars with rockets, machine guns, force fields; cars that can split apart and re-form, a bit like Transformers. Cars that become invisible,”…and I think I just died a little…

Chestnuts roasted by Guise @ 01/12/2008 2:42 PM


Wait, the Wachowskis are doing Speed Racer?

COUNT ME IN BY DEFINITION.

Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 01/12/2008 3:33 PM


Have you seen the trailer for Speed Racer yet? It looks literally like a live action version of the old cartoon.

Chestnuts roasted by Dan H @ 01/12/2008 3:39 PM


Re: Speed Racer, does anyone know if Chim-Chim will be CGI, or will he be a puppet, or will he be played by a real chimpanzee?

Also, I am one of those people who has difficulty separating an actor’s public views from his vehicles, thus I am boycotting anything created, directed, produced or performed by Mr. Cruise, due to his outlandish views. Shame, too, as I enjoyed the original Death Race 2000.

Chestnuts roasted by Old Jim @ 01/12/2008 3:46 PM


Old Jim: Just watched the trailor, Chim-Chim is indeed a real Chimpanzee.

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 01/12/2008 3:50 PM


There’s no way a Death Race 2000 remake won’t be sissified.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 01/12/2008 4:00 PM


Doho, or more to the point, there’s no way a Death Race 2000 remake won’t be sissified unless it’s made by independents as an ‘art piece’ for some forgettable film festival, where upon it will be banned from ever being released on distributed media in any country without over three quarters of the content editted…

…actually, that pretty much could sum up about anything I’d like to see made.

Chestnuts roasted by Guise @ 01/12/2008 4:07 PM


Plus you got to remember, when the first movie was made, Hanna Barbara’s Whacky Races was still fresh on people’s minds. I really think the original film makers’ satire on what Hanna Barbara was doing to our country would be lost on a new generation.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 01/12/2008 4:14 PM


Nah, cos now we have Grand Theft Auto, Jackass and Pimp My Ride.

I could just see the race starting with a couple dozen competitors and part way through the first few miles one team decides they want to ghost ride the whip, end up slipping and getting their legs torn up under the wheels of their own Death Race car and for a while the tire treads on the road are blood and flesh chunks. Soon after they both look up and see the licence plates of two later positioned race cars, it’s the last thing they see as the plates smash in to them at excesses of 90mph.

Chestnuts roasted by Guise @ 01/12/2008 4:36 PM


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