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Cloverfrenzied.

Sorry about the lack of updates lately. I think my brain was going through one of those infrequent bouts of needing a long R&R period. Also, I was pretty exhausted after this year's Advent Calendar, and what was only intended to be "a few days off" turned into...well, however long it's been.

However! I've actually been working on a "real" article on and off for the past week. I generally don't do that, because if I can't knock an article out in one or two sittings, it usually means that I'm not really all that into it. I think I'm into this one, but I just can't muster the gusto to shut the world off for the six hours it'd take to finish it, polish it, publish it and be done with it. But, that'll happen sooner or later. It's a really dumb one, too. Something maybe 5% of you will be at all interested in. But hey.

This post is just my way of saying that I haven't been hit by a train or anything, but there's one other thing I should talk about before it gets too late to do so with purpose:

Went into the office today to kick off a couple of new gigs, which I was happy about for several reasons. One, I got to see my work buds for the first time in over a month. Two, this will eventually lead to paychecks. Three, I was starting to go a bit stir crazy. Four...I got to see giant Cloverfield billboards.


You know, I'm just going to come out and admit that I'm a total 100% Grade A Cloverfield fanboy, and have been since Day 1. I've only mentioned it once or twice on the site, but truth be told, I've been tracking this film like a teenaged loon, day in, day out.

Even if you haven't actively followed it, you've probably heard about the film's screwy viral campaign. I mean, if you're online a lot, it's been kind of hard to miss. I know many of you balk at the thought of such campaigns, and generally speaking, I'm with you: When it's vagueness in place of content and mystery in place of intrigue, that's a bad thing. I don't think Cloverfield falls under that umbrella, though. Having followed the madness, with its many fictitious personalties, faux companies, Flash websites and clues that lead to nowhere and anywhere, I'd feel almost compelled to buy a ticket to the film even if I knew it was going to suck. I've certainly gotten more than ten bucks worth of enjoyment just from the shit they've done to make me want to buy that ticket.

It's a little late to try to explain the movie's marketing to the uninitiated, but Christ, I can't remember the last time I was this amped up for something. I'm not just talking about the usual anticipation of a big movie: I'm talking about anything. Can the film possibly live up to the hype, especially for those of us who spent months digging around endlessly for every tidbit we could find?

I doubt it, but that's not going to be the movie's fault. Hell, I've had dreams about Cloverfield. Completely fleshed out dreams with swooping pans over black seas, towards magnificent shots of monsters-of-my-own-design. How could any movie compete with that?


On the other hand, I have a pretty good idea about what I'm going to see, and I can't imagine leaving that theater without wanting to see the film at least one more time. Cloverfield is going to be remembered chiefly for its marketing, but I don't think we're dealing with another Snakes On A Plane. It's a film featuring a giant monster that kicks the shit out of New York City in a totally unfriendly, uncharming and unforgiving way. No amount of bad dialogue or acting can hamper something that grisly or primal. And given some of the other "aspects" of the film that I'm pretty certain of, good God...it's gonna be visceral.

I'm not worried about having to eat my words. Like I said, the movie can totally suck balls. It doesn't matter. I've already gotten my fair share of happiness from it. Still, as someone who believes that there really isn't such a thing as a bad monster-destroys-the-city movie, my hopes stay high, and January 18th can't come soon enough.

That seems like a good segue into a survey: What are you looking forward to in the coming months? Doesn't have to be a movie. If you're getting a new car or something, that counts.

PS: Yes yes, I'll take down the site's Christmas decorations this week.

Posted by Matt on 01/09/2008. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 619 comments

I haven’t seen a single online ad for this film, perhaps they don’t advertise on site I frequent. I have seen a commercial or two but thats about it.

Chestnuts roasted by El Loco Gordo @ 01/09/2008 10:15 AM


Waiting for…..
My DS to get fixed
New episodes of Metalocalypse, Family Guy and House
My 30th birthday (02/05)
and as always, payday.

Chestnuts roasted by Toxikfoxx @ 01/09/2008 10:17 AM


Jeez, how could I forget?! Baseball of course!

Can’t wait for the Cubs to take it this year. (yeah yeah, I know)

I can’t wait for Thirsty Thursdays at our local games (Oklahoma RedHawks, Texas Rangers Triple-A team). Nachos and beers out of waxy paper cups are must-haves.

Chestnuts roasted by nork @ 01/09/2008 10:20 AM


I got a gift certificate for Charlie Palmer Steak DC(a very nice restaurant I would otherwise never be able to afford– http://www.charliepalmer.com/steak_dc/home.html ), so I am looking forward to dinner there. There’s nothing like a good, aged, properly prepared steak! :-)

Chestnuts roasted by DarkSideofBrightness @ 01/09/2008 10:21 AM


I’m really looking forward to ‘Be Kind, Rewind’ Michelle Gondry is TOTALLY one of my favorite directors.

Also, am I the only one that thinks ‘Iron Man’ looks totally bad ass? I think that’s a movie that’s going to be great even if it’s actaully terrible.

Also, HELLO????? Batman! Batman! BATMAN!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Brilliantpants @ 01/09/2008 10:32 AM


I’m waiting for the return of Battlestar Galactica. It’s the greatest show that’s never on TV.

Also: Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Hell yes…

And I will see Indy IV on opening day. Possibly wearing my official Indiana Jones fedora.

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 01/09/2008 10:43 AM


Off subject, but it’s not a topic-hijacker, so I’ll just get it done and over with.

Here’s how to make your very own Cobra Commander USB flash drive: http://www.joecustoms.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=4998

Chestnuts roasted by nork @ 01/09/2008 10:46 AM


I’d be more jazzed for Cloverfield if it weren’t rated PG-13.

Chestnuts roasted by Ubu Rex @ 01/09/2008 10:54 AM


I am looking forward to: Cloverfield, The Dark Knight, and a whole bunch of other movies. Also, going to LA in March (Disneyland, woo!)and going to bartending school in the summer. Awesome good times are in store for me this year.

Chestnuts roasted by Vanilla Fire @ 01/09/2008 11:29 AM


Hey Deej! We missed you! :D
Ubu Rex, that’s my (only) concern about Cloverfield too. I just think that if I was in a city being destroyed by a huge monster, I’d need to drop a couple of f-bombs and other non-PG friendly phrases.
It kinda bugs on LOST too, because they do such a good job on everything that it really takes me out of it to hear these badass characters, in life-threatening situations, saying stuff like “Son of a mother!” But it’s TV, so what’re you gonna do. Maybe I just curse too much and I have unrealistic ideas.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 01/09/2008 11:48 AM


While I am excited for “Cloverfield,” I just pray to the Gods that it is not a “re-imagined” version of “The Host” which was an excellent Korean monster movie last year. Seriously, see “The Host” it is awesome. But yeah, I’m pretty pumped for “Cloverfield” only because we lack giant monster movies. The cinemas are plagued with “hillbilly horror” and “gore porn.” I just want a good ol’ fashioned monster that tears shit up like Gojira did back in his glory days.

Chestnuts roasted by Josh @ 01/09/2008 11:49 AM


Everything you feel for the Cloverfield movie, I feel for The Dark Knight.

Can’t wait for advent calendar this Christmas, and seeing if Halloween makes a comeback this year on this website.

I’m probably the only one here, but I can’t wait for the Presidential election in November. Right now I’m having fun watching so-called “political pundits” thinking they know what they’re talking about, when they’re obviously just making it up as they go.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 01/09/2008 11:50 AM


I’m still hesitant about Indy IV but I am completely jonesing (no pun intended) for Cloverfield. I also look forward to finally buying a PS3 this year, especially since HD-DVD seems to be entering a downward spiral, the bastards. It seems like I always choose the loser when it comes to technological/electronic stuff. I chose the Atari 5200 over the Colecovision, I bought a Sega Dreamcast. If I had been older at the time, I would have bought a Sony Betamax. The main thing I look forward to – buying up all of the HD-DVDs that people are going to dump when it goes belly-up. Cheap library for me!

Chestnuts roasted by freudguy @ 01/09/2008 11:52 AM


I’m looking forward to…
1)My b’day vacation (Toxikfoxx, I’m 30 on 2/2)! Isolated cabin in the NC woods. Hot tub. Fireplace. Total old person vacation. I may even watch some Hallmark Channel and ION to really let the oldness seep into my bones. Who am I kidding. I do that anyway.
2)Our zombie movie that we’ve been making for the last year finally being done. All that’s left is scoring and color correction. I think we’re all ready to birth this undead baby and wash our hands of it.

Chestnuts roasted by velouria_78 @ 01/09/2008 11:57 AM


i ran into them filming Cloverfield in my hood. nothing to terribly exciting, but i am definately looking forward to seeing my neighborhood get torn up by giant parasites.

other than that the only thing i’m looking forward to is a long nap after work. damn you open bars!!!

also,

Chestnuts roasted by DR WORM @ 01/09/2008 12:26 PM


Re: Cloverfield being PG-13: Doesn’t worry me at all. Like others have mentioned, we’ve seen enough blood and guts in cinema recently…it’s not at all what this flick needs to be. And blood and guts don’t always make for a scary story.

PG-13 has been really broadened in recent years: I think you’ll get to see enough onscreen terror and hear enough curses to make it work. (Not that curses are all that important, but if someone is being chased by a giant monster, they need to say “shit.”)

I was surprised when the rating came out as well, mainly because a lot of the commercials had positioned it as so dark, dreary and horrific.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 01/09/2008 12:32 PM


I am really looking forward to seeing the movie, ‘Charlie Bartlett’…anyone? anyone?

I am hosting my first adult dinner party type thing, for my friend’s b-day. I am even baking the cake, and making lasagna (using all the kitchen gifts I got for Xmas)

Hmmmm….what else? I want my amazon order to arrive!!

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 01/09/2008 12:40 PM


I’ve got a friend who does work for Paramount and he’s getting me into an advance screening for media-types on Monday. Can’t wait for that!

Chestnuts roasted by Chris Martin @ 01/09/2008 1:00 PM


Glad to see ya back!

Looking forward to getting my HD Tivo hooked up, building my Darth Vader mannequin, Metal Gear 4 and tapping a keg of Hoegaarden this weekend!

Chestnuts roasted by JBUNGIE @ 01/09/2008 1:12 PM


My Prediction: The Cloverfield monster will be…Blowhole, the giant running whale from “The Tick” animated series!

Chestnuts roasted by Steve @ 01/09/2008 1:18 PM


Very much looking forward to:

Super Smash Bros Brawl for Wii

and

Advanced Wars: Days of Ruin for DS

Chestnuts roasted by beSharp @ 01/09/2008 1:38 PM


I was looking forward to Cloverfield just from the trailer I saw a while ago, now I’m excited to get into the viral stuff even if I’m really late for the party at least my fever pitch should hit right as the movie comes out. Also I can’t wait for the new season of Lost, and hopefully the writer strike ends so we can get a proper full season. Most of all I’m looking forward to an AC trip coming up in March, considering that last time we left the casino thinking it was like 4am only to find it bright outside since it was actually after 9 it should be a good time.

Chestnuts roasted by Rob @ 01/09/2008 1:42 PM


Are you all serious? I cannot get excited for Cloverfield at all.

Chestnuts roasted by Jessica Marie @ 01/09/2008 2:08 PM


I too am not feeling the Cloverfield… fieldness. I am dieing to see The Dark Knight though. I’m that jerk that’s been supportive of Heath Ledger as the Joker from day one but no one believes now that everyone is on his bandwagon. I think Iron Man is going to surprise some people too.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 01/09/2008 2:20 PM


Personally I have no interest in Cloverfield, but then I rarely get interested in new movies unless it’s something like the Simpsons Movie where I’m already hooked on the franchise.

I’m looking forward to finding out if I’ll get a new caregiver job. The agency called and said their personnel department was going to try and find me another position, so I’m just waiting to hear back from them. Other than that, we’re getting a new dining table and chairs soon, and I just started two classes I’m really interested in.

It’s kind of sad how I’m a total kid at Christmas, then as soon as January hits I return to boring grownup status :/

Chestnuts roasted by jazzy @ 01/09/2008 2:28 PM


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