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Cloverfrenzied.

Sorry about the lack of updates lately. I think my brain was going through one of those infrequent bouts of needing a long R&R period. Also, I was pretty exhausted after this year's Advent Calendar, and what was only intended to be "a few days off" turned into...well, however long it's been.

However! I've actually been working on a "real" article on and off for the past week. I generally don't do that, because if I can't knock an article out in one or two sittings, it usually means that I'm not really all that into it. I think I'm into this one, but I just can't muster the gusto to shut the world off for the six hours it'd take to finish it, polish it, publish it and be done with it. But, that'll happen sooner or later. It's a really dumb one, too. Something maybe 5% of you will be at all interested in. But hey.

This post is just my way of saying that I haven't been hit by a train or anything, but there's one other thing I should talk about before it gets too late to do so with purpose:

Went into the office today to kick off a couple of new gigs, which I was happy about for several reasons. One, I got to see my work buds for the first time in over a month. Two, this will eventually lead to paychecks. Three, I was starting to go a bit stir crazy. Four...I got to see giant Cloverfield billboards.


You know, I'm just going to come out and admit that I'm a total 100% Grade A Cloverfield fanboy, and have been since Day 1. I've only mentioned it once or twice on the site, but truth be told, I've been tracking this film like a teenaged loon, day in, day out.

Even if you haven't actively followed it, you've probably heard about the film's screwy viral campaign. I mean, if you're online a lot, it's been kind of hard to miss. I know many of you balk at the thought of such campaigns, and generally speaking, I'm with you: When it's vagueness in place of content and mystery in place of intrigue, that's a bad thing. I don't think Cloverfield falls under that umbrella, though. Having followed the madness, with its many fictitious personalties, faux companies, Flash websites and clues that lead to nowhere and anywhere, I'd feel almost compelled to buy a ticket to the film even if I knew it was going to suck. I've certainly gotten more than ten bucks worth of enjoyment just from the shit they've done to make me want to buy that ticket.

It's a little late to try to explain the movie's marketing to the uninitiated, but Christ, I can't remember the last time I was this amped up for something. I'm not just talking about the usual anticipation of a big movie: I'm talking about anything. Can the film possibly live up to the hype, especially for those of us who spent months digging around endlessly for every tidbit we could find?

I doubt it, but that's not going to be the movie's fault. Hell, I've had dreams about Cloverfield. Completely fleshed out dreams with swooping pans over black seas, towards magnificent shots of monsters-of-my-own-design. How could any movie compete with that?


On the other hand, I have a pretty good idea about what I'm going to see, and I can't imagine leaving that theater without wanting to see the film at least one more time. Cloverfield is going to be remembered chiefly for its marketing, but I don't think we're dealing with another Snakes On A Plane. It's a film featuring a giant monster that kicks the shit out of New York City in a totally unfriendly, uncharming and unforgiving way. No amount of bad dialogue or acting can hamper something that grisly or primal. And given some of the other "aspects" of the film that I'm pretty certain of, good God...it's gonna be visceral.

I'm not worried about having to eat my words. Like I said, the movie can totally suck balls. It doesn't matter. I've already gotten my fair share of happiness from it. Still, as someone who believes that there really isn't such a thing as a bad monster-destroys-the-city movie, my hopes stay high, and January 18th can't come soon enough.

That seems like a good segue into a survey: What are you looking forward to in the coming months? Doesn't have to be a movie. If you're getting a new car or something, that counts.

PS: Yes yes, I'll take down the site's Christmas decorations this week.

Posted by Matt on 01/09/2008. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 619 comments

No one of fame came out of the dot on the map where I currently call home. The city itself has its own claim to fame though. (such as it is) It was the first and only municipality in Minnesota to incorporate as a borough.

Chestnuts roasted by Wenthral @ 01/15/2008 1:56 PM


I’m not sure where to consider my “hometown” but where I was born, Minneapolis, I’d say the most famous resident is probably Prince. Here in St. Paul it would be Charles Schultz, and that is apparent in the fact that every block or so there is a Peanuts statue. And that is in the whole city, they are all over the place. When I first started noticing them I thought there’s be just one of each, but there seems to be a Snoopy doghouse everywhere you look.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 01/15/2008 2:17 PM


Wow. I just typed in my home town in IMDB, and look what came up:

Miscellaneous Company – filmography

In the Bedroom (2001) … Police Assistance

Our little 3 cop police force, is our only claim to fame…LMAO. Has anyone here actually seen “In The Bedroom”? I have not.

My dad reads meters, and he has met that dude that sang “American Pie” he is one of the rich folks that lives in Camden. No one poor can afford to live in an ocean side town. So depressing!

Chestnuts roasted by crazy_mainer @ 01/15/2008 2:37 PM


Sorry, crazy_mainer

While I generally enjoy dramas, “In The Bedroom” sounds like Lifetime movie-of-the-week material, but in large-screen format… not my bag.

Chestnuts roasted by Old Jimj @ 01/15/2008 3:01 PM


and one more that I totally forgot- that movie “Beyond the Mat”… the little rinkydink embarassing “professional” wrestling league… out of my hometown…. a town full of backyard hooligans and gangbangers- all stuck in 1986. woo.

Chestnuts roasted by kittymao @ 01/15/2008 3:05 PM


kb: Charles Schultz and Prince? That’s pretty badass.

Jacksonville, FL is known only for Pat Boone, Lynyrd Skynyrd and stupid Fred Durst *sigh*

However, Ray Charles went to a boarding school in St. Augustine. We can still get some cool points for that, right? Right?

Chestnuts roasted by jazzy @ 01/15/2008 4:06 PM


Jesse Jane (porn star) has a house in the small town I grew up in (Harrah, OK), but isn’t originally from there.

Paul and Lloyd Waner are two brothers who are from the same town. Baseball fans will recognize their name. They played for the Pirates up until about the mid-90s. Both are in the Baseball Hall of Fame and we have Waner Park, which has a bunch of baseball fields.

Chestnuts roasted by nork @ 01/15/2008 4:43 PM


Sorry, DP time. Really swamped at work.

Correction: mid-1900s.

Chestnuts roasted by nork @ 01/15/2008 4:45 PM


No problem, Matt. Whenever you can round to it. I’m all for this month being over with as soon as possible. It’s been a really busy one.

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 01/15/2008 4:52 PM


Just popping in to say hey and that JUNO totally rocked my face off. Michael Cena and Jason Bateman continue to make me happy. Also, JK Simmons was really good! Plus, there is a cameo by Rainn Wilson…what more could one ask for??

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 01/15/2008 11:37 PM


crazy_mainerIn The Bedroom is actually a really good movie about murder and revenge. Not a chick flick at all, but definitely some heavy drama. The title is a reference to lobster pots and is actually a pretty dark piece of information relating to the overall story. A little too heavy and morose to be a good date movie, but definitely worth checking out. I enjoyed it, even though it was thoroughly depressing. Not something you’d want to watch too often.

Chestnuts roasted by Chris @ 01/16/2008 1:31 AM


Chris- I agree. I watched it when it first came out (It seemed to get a lot of buzz here in Canada) and I really enjoyed it, mostly due to the great acting. Yet, I have never felt the need to watch it again.

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 01/16/2008 2:37 AM


I do love me some Michael Cera and Jason Bateman, but I was kinda thinking I would wait for the DVD on Juno since I haven’t had a chance to go see it yet. Then again, I do want to support the Arrested boys when they actually make decent movies.
So speaking (in a totally roundabout way) of Dax Shepard movies, I watched Idiocracy again last night. I might love that movie even more than Office Space, if only for the production design.
Anybody notice the souped up Cloverfield commercials they’re playing now? Even the logo is all beefy.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 01/16/2008 3:35 AM


Hey peoples.

Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 01/16/2008 4:01 AM


Hi, Kneg.

Wow, what a week. First off, I’m a hero at work for busting my balls and getting a very important office back up and running. Second, as of yesterday, I am no longer on the market. Had a chat with the girl I’ve been seeing and we’ve decided to date exclusively. Third, our first official date as a couple will be movie night (Cloverfield). Fourth, tomorrow is the grand opening of a Chick-Fil-A right across the street from work. First 100 people get vouchers for 1 free combo meal per week for the next 12 months.

The only thing that sucks is that there’s a group known as The Chicken Herd (or something similar) that travels and camps out in front of Chick-Fil-As and on my way in to work this morning, I counted 3 tents already. If they ruin the chance for locals to enjoy 1 free combo meal per week, I’m going to be pissed.

Chestnuts roasted by nork @ 01/16/2008 11:19 AM


Nork, there’s only one thing to do at a time like this, when your town is besieged by chicken-fanciers wanting to deprive locals of their birthright – you must unless a horde of rabid roosters in to their camp come nightfall, rabid roosters and a budgie with a case of the flu. That’ll teach the grockles!

That way, you’ll have the girl, you’ll be a hero at work and in the community, you’ll have fended off the evil herd AND you can dine on coupons. Dine like a king!

Unleash The Budgerigar Of DOOM!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Guise @ 01/16/2008 12:34 PM


A king you say?

Hmmm, I [i]do[/i] have a pair of budgies laying around the house somewhere. If only I could obtain a small sampling of avian influenza….

Chestnuts roasted by nork @ 01/16/2008 12:59 PM


Lets give it up for vB code, ladies and gentlemen.

Chestnuts roasted by nork @ 01/16/2008 1:02 PM


nork We just had a chick-fil-a open up across the street from where i work too. i have yet to try it out seeing as how i always have a lunch break when everyone else in northeastern ohio has a hankerin’ for some chicken delicacies. anyways, its on my agenda. the idea of the people traveling to see a new chick-fil-a open up reminds me of the simpsons episode when all of the hippies follow the mcrib around the country…

Chestnuts roasted by Leigha @ 01/16/2008 1:11 PM


I ate at a Chick-Fil-A once in my life…it was in Florida, when I went to Kissimmee. (sp?) Great times. I actually remember it as being really good.

As for JUNO, I recommend seeing it in theaters if you can. The crowd experience adds something to it. Also, guaranteed that someone will say AWWWWWW really loudly during a silent moment with regards to Michael Cera at least once and then the theater patrons will laugh at her.

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 01/16/2008 1:12 PM


Nork…you have budgies laying around the house? Do you have a hamster nailed to the wall too? I’ve been looking for home decor tips…

Chestnuts roasted by Guise @ 01/16/2008 1:40 PM


Hey-a kneg.
nork: Stop making me covet your chicken.

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 01/16/2008 2:11 PM


And a Norwegian Blue, I’d wager…

Chestnuts roasted by Old Jim @ 01/16/2008 2:13 PM


“this is an Ex-Parrot”

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 01/16/2008 2:17 PM


crazy_mainer

HEY! I’m one of those rich people that live in Camden! Except. I’m not rich…In The Bedroom filmed a bit in Rockland I remember that week totally sucked traffic wise.

Chestnuts roasted by ksteeves @ 01/16/2008 2:19 PM


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