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Cloverfrenzied.

Sorry about the lack of updates lately. I think my brain was going through one of those infrequent bouts of needing a long R&R period. Also, I was pretty exhausted after this year's Advent Calendar, and what was only intended to be "a few days off" turned into...well, however long it's been.

However! I've actually been working on a "real" article on and off for the past week. I generally don't do that, because if I can't knock an article out in one or two sittings, it usually means that I'm not really all that into it. I think I'm into this one, but I just can't muster the gusto to shut the world off for the six hours it'd take to finish it, polish it, publish it and be done with it. But, that'll happen sooner or later. It's a really dumb one, too. Something maybe 5% of you will be at all interested in. But hey.

This post is just my way of saying that I haven't been hit by a train or anything, but there's one other thing I should talk about before it gets too late to do so with purpose:

Went into the office today to kick off a couple of new gigs, which I was happy about for several reasons. One, I got to see my work buds for the first time in over a month. Two, this will eventually lead to paychecks. Three, I was starting to go a bit stir crazy. Four...I got to see giant Cloverfield billboards.


You know, I'm just going to come out and admit that I'm a total 100% Grade A Cloverfield fanboy, and have been since Day 1. I've only mentioned it once or twice on the site, but truth be told, I've been tracking this film like a teenaged loon, day in, day out.

Even if you haven't actively followed it, you've probably heard about the film's screwy viral campaign. I mean, if you're online a lot, it's been kind of hard to miss. I know many of you balk at the thought of such campaigns, and generally speaking, I'm with you: When it's vagueness in place of content and mystery in place of intrigue, that's a bad thing. I don't think Cloverfield falls under that umbrella, though. Having followed the madness, with its many fictitious personalties, faux companies, Flash websites and clues that lead to nowhere and anywhere, I'd feel almost compelled to buy a ticket to the film even if I knew it was going to suck. I've certainly gotten more than ten bucks worth of enjoyment just from the shit they've done to make me want to buy that ticket.

It's a little late to try to explain the movie's marketing to the uninitiated, but Christ, I can't remember the last time I was this amped up for something. I'm not just talking about the usual anticipation of a big movie: I'm talking about anything. Can the film possibly live up to the hype, especially for those of us who spent months digging around endlessly for every tidbit we could find?

I doubt it, but that's not going to be the movie's fault. Hell, I've had dreams about Cloverfield. Completely fleshed out dreams with swooping pans over black seas, towards magnificent shots of monsters-of-my-own-design. How could any movie compete with that?


On the other hand, I have a pretty good idea about what I'm going to see, and I can't imagine leaving that theater without wanting to see the film at least one more time. Cloverfield is going to be remembered chiefly for its marketing, but I don't think we're dealing with another Snakes On A Plane. It's a film featuring a giant monster that kicks the shit out of New York City in a totally unfriendly, uncharming and unforgiving way. No amount of bad dialogue or acting can hamper something that grisly or primal. And given some of the other "aspects" of the film that I'm pretty certain of, good God...it's gonna be visceral.

I'm not worried about having to eat my words. Like I said, the movie can totally suck balls. It doesn't matter. I've already gotten my fair share of happiness from it. Still, as someone who believes that there really isn't such a thing as a bad monster-destroys-the-city movie, my hopes stay high, and January 18th can't come soon enough.

That seems like a good segue into a survey: What are you looking forward to in the coming months? Doesn't have to be a movie. If you're getting a new car or something, that counts.

PS: Yes yes, I'll take down the site's Christmas decorations this week.

Posted by Matt on 01/09/2008. E-mail me!



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How ’bout “properly clothed swimming”, it’s near naked, and I would still show up. Naked volly ball sounds…painful? And I could use a warm sunny beach today.
Is there going to be SNT? If not, then happy non-SNT!

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 01/13/2008 12:03 AM


I can’t swim :(

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 01/13/2008 12:04 AM


On topic of the Death Race 2000 remake, I’m not at all surprised that Tom Cruise would be involved because Tom Cruise has had SOME experience with movies that revolved around killer cars like the Mission: Impossible remake movies and Days of Thunder, a *gasp* racing movie! Fortunately, he’s only one of the producers and the star roster includes some of the usual suspects in this sort of movie like Jason Statham and Tyrese Gibson.

And I do agree that the only people who wouldn’t fuck it up are 1) Eli Roth & Quentin Tarantino and 2) Indie Filmmakers.

Plus you got to remember, when the first movie was made, Hanna Barbara’s Whacky Races was still fresh on people’s minds. I really think the original film makers’ satire on what Hanna Barbara was doing to our country would be lost on a new generation.

Fun Fact: Wacky Races itself was based on a 1965 movie called “The Great Race” and the series was created as Slapstick comedy due to the abundance of “violent” cartoons on tv at the time, like the badly-animated Spiderman cartoon, Batman, etc. I loved that show so much, I even have the DVD for it!

Like all of the Great Hanna-Barberra Classic Shows, HB ripped it off with an 80s remake called “Yogi’s Space Race” which indeed sucked hard.

The more you know…

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 01/13/2008 12:08 AM


Wikipedia is disagreeing with me, but wasn’t one of the racers on Yogi’s Space Race a barbarian woman who had a hair piece that doubled as a boomerang?

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 01/13/2008 12:14 AM


Man I am so glad other people know of death race 2000. i seriously need to get a copy of it somehow. i looked it up on imdb last night and saw that they were remaking it and got very upset. the old version is verging on perfection as is. i just love stallone’s character and how he says “son of a bitch” so much. also i was a bit surprised to see boobs on TCM last night. it kinda weirded me out, but after the initial shock i was happy that it wasnt all cut to pieces. i also love that mathilda the hun says “blitzkrieg” when she runs over that navigator’s head. great movie indeed. i would like to say that im turning 30 this year….but only 23 for me…

Chestnuts roasted by Leigha @ 01/13/2008 12:17 AM


doho, are you sure you’re not thinking of Captain Caveman? (didn’t bother to check wikipedia, so my memory could be playing tricks on me…)

Chestnuts roasted by Old Jim @ 01/13/2008 12:21 AM


No, Captain Caveman wasn’t a woman.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 01/13/2008 12:23 AM


Doho- you can borrow my son’s water wings.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 01/13/2008 12:25 AM


Wikipedia is disagreeing with me, but wasn’t one of the racers on Yogi’s Space Race a barbarian woman who had a hair piece that doubled as a boomerang?

Coincidentally, I was looking at the Wikipedia entry for Yogi’s Space Race the other day (following a chain after looking up the entry for Harvey Birdman), and I haven’t watched it in several years (I’m only 20, so I only saw these shows when CN ran it one time in some obscure timeslot a singly day every year) and I don’t remember the character you described. It might’ve been one minor detail that the wikipedia ediotr missed, but they are known to cover some minor detail like that. It could’ve been some random villain character that appeared in one episode and used it to attack the racers, but there’s really no detail for that show. I also must correct myself, as the show was made in the 70s and not the 80s.

How would that work in space? And then I thought it must be some other show, like one of the Scooby-Doo ripoffs. I looked up Captain Caveman’s show and wondered if it might have been one of the Teen Angels, but no luck there either.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 01/13/2008 12:45 AM


This is going to drive me nuts because it’s like the only memory I actually have of that show. If I don’t have it, I have nothing.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 01/13/2008 12:53 AM


I just got back from a church choir Christmas party (you see, we had it *after* Christmas so we would actually have time. We’re episcopalians so a good time was had by all and much wine and beer was consumed.

Anyhow, I’m all for “properly clothed” swimming. Or hell, co-ed skinny dipping would be fine, too.

Happy SNT to those here.

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 01/13/2008 12:55 AM


Its not a ‘ripoff’ if the company owns the show being ‘ripped off’ in the first place. ;)

Chestnuts roasted by Moony @ 01/13/2008 1:05 AM


Well that settles it, We need to get an X-E co-ed skinny dipping party aranged.
Not feasible?
Perhaps An X-E DS Game night??

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 01/13/2008 1:08 AM


I have Mario Kart and Metroid Prime Hunters.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 01/13/2008 1:11 AM


My favorite part of Death Race is when they nurses line up all the old people in their wheel chairs for easy points for the racers, But instead the racers hit all the nurses standing behind the old folk. It was a touching momment and gave the movie a moral anchor. Yeah right.

Chestnuts roasted by Mortalwind @ 01/13/2008 1:14 AM


I have a rock. :D

Chestnuts roasted by Moony @ 01/13/2008 1:15 AM


I’ve got Revanant Wings, Animal Crossing, Diamond, Phantom Hourglass and Trials And Tribulations.
Picking up Mario Kart this week, Less than 10 bucks at my local store, yessss.
Who knows, if a bunch of us get together for a game night, might be fun.

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 01/13/2008 1:41 AM


If animal crossing DS had the NES games, I’d be all over it.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 01/13/2008 1:45 AM


I have Pearl (JoshC, any ones you want?), and the original Phoenix Wright.

And if I remember right, the original Mario Kart was on SNES. Too bad the E-Reader & the GBA-GCN Link Cable fizzled so Animal Crossing’s ultimate extra features were wasted.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 01/13/2008 1:59 AM


Dohop: I had to wiki the Animal Crossing/NES connection, I didnt have It for GC, But now that Im in the know, Im wondering why they dont have the NES games with the DS version, Space issue maybe.
Either way, I want me some Excitebike with my wildworld.(damn how awesome would multiplayer Excitebike be!)

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 01/13/2008 1:59 AM


Because JoshC, Animal Crossing Gamecube was an Era of Nintendo where they put all those games on Animal Crossing, let you unlock games like the original Metroid in the new Metroid games and gave away disc with the two Nes Zelda and N64 Zelda games for nothing more than having 3 registered games on their website. They made an American version of the Zelda Master Quest and released it as a pre-order gift for Wind Waker. They made the best damn Pac-man game ever and gave it out in various ways.

The Animal Crossing came out after Nintendo decided that they could charge 20 dollars per pop for the GBA and people would buy them (Matt!!!) and ready to unvail their virtual console where they charge 5 dollars per NES game, sometimes 6. Consider the fact that with the GBA link cable, you could transfer most of the NES games from Animal Crossing to the GBA and you can see why I kind of get angry at Nintendo when thinking about this stuff.

Worst cluster fuck of words ever.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 01/13/2008 2:07 AM


Dohop, Norb, Kneg, Others, Maybe one of you can help me out, is my MAC address what I would use to connect for battles over Wi-Fi?

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 01/13/2008 3:19 AM


What kind of wi-fi connection do you got JoshC? What brand of router or what have you.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 01/13/2008 3:21 AM


My router’s a dell..

Chestnuts roasted by JoshC @ 01/13/2008 3:24 AM


Do you know it’s IP address?

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 01/13/2008 3:25 AM


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