Comments on: Christmas Taffy and Monopoly Ornaments.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:54:39 +0000

my in law is a racist piece of shit.
so i gave him a black angel and a menorrah.
he proudly displays both.

By: Mandey

Mandey — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:22:17 +0000

A few years ago, my favorite ornament was, hands-down, my Hermione Granger one. Older and more mature (*cough* yeah right) now, my favorite is the one with the most sentimental value — my first Christmas ornament. It’s a baby sitting on a crescent moon sleeping. Incidentally, we haven’t really put up even 10% of our ornaments this year. We’re not feeling very Christmasy for some reason.

By: Talia

Talia — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:23:46 +0000

The favorite in this household is a silver glass swan with a tail made of real feathers. It clips onto the tree so it seems to perch on the branches. It usually goes near the top; putting that one on is a much-sought position.

By: hope

hope — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:53:15 +0000

i thought you’d particularly enjoy #4 on this list: http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/tonight_thank_god_its_them

By: Kamuke

Kamuke — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:19:41 +0000

My best tree ornament features Scooby-Doo tangled up in Christmas lights. Coming a close second is Jessica Rabbit in a Santa hat sitting seductively on a pile of presents.

By: Thephatomfreak

Thephatomfreak — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:34:46 +0000

My mom has the weridest decorations on our tree that have been hung up ever since I was little.
She has a family of mushrooms with faces & a pickle.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:08:43 +0000

Great reindeeer ornament! I wish I could have decorated a Hannukah bush with 2 driedels playing Othello.

Instead I got a series of eight frustrating presents, including this weird soap that started out as a bear-shape.

The box promised that the soap was going to “change into another shape” when you used it. Like maybe a rabbit shape or something. Really it turned into a bear-without-a-face shape.

And really, doesn’t all soap start out as one shape and turn into another shape? It’s an insult to the consumer, honestly, to suggest that this is something special. I would have written a letter to “Fight Back With David Horowitz” but I was nine and couldn’t find stamps and lacked follow-through. Thank goodness for that Atari Supersystem on Day 8.
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