I got the Spanish, amazing myself. I even remembered the little bunnies!
I tried an anagram generator, too, but I can’t find a good one that’ll give me *every* possible permutation. They all have limits to how many responses they’ll give you.
Frakky, if you want to drop me an email, I can send you the audio. I’m currently just moving the files somewhere and I’ll probably keep the audio on a click link to request so the host doesn’t get all wussy on me.
Ghosted by Guise @ 12/07/2007 7:19 PM EST
haaa! I got cojone and conejito confused.
*snickers*
Ghosted by kittymao @ 12/07/2007 7:20 PM EST
It’s up!
Ghosted by Candace @ 12/07/2007 7:25 PM EST
so… if Hssxxlllo said to let Ms Snowman RIP… Rest in Peace? As in, that’s the wrong direction?
I think they just neeeded her, and isn’t something to worry ourselves over.
Ghosted by kittymao @ 12/07/2007 7:25 PM EST
I got all that Spanish. Obviously in my case there’s no big applause. I guess being Spanish makes is a less ehmmm remarkablous skill
Ben, you just killed the verb, the rest was perfect Congrats!
Conejitos = bunnies
Ghosted by melonian @ 12/07/2007 7:29 PM EST
Yeah its up and the creepy rabbit speaks but what in the world does BIG…HONE…TEXT mean
Ghosted by Rob @ 12/07/2007 7:33 PM EST
Oh man.ohmanohmanohman.
THEY GOT A PEACOCK!
That is the CUTEST FUCKING THING!
okay. well, I feel ill now.
The bunnies talked!
I’m gonna go haead and say that the Big one is Hssxxlllo. He’s speaking in anagrams there.
LittleBit seems civil!
So- They ganked the Princess Peacock and preplaced it with the Knight Jacob. He’s gonna Fuck Shit up.
My tummy feels queasy.
Not the good kind.
Ghosted by kittymao @ 12/07/2007 7:34 PM EST
Never mind I got, BIG…HONE…TEXT is get in teh box
Ghosted by Rob @ 12/07/2007 7:36 PM EST
Bunnies who can only speak in anagrams….I honestly don’t know what to say
Ghosted by Rob @ 12/07/2007 7:37 PM EST
Santa-X, whoo. The rabbits have done their work. Small rabbit talks. But was it Tall Rabbit or Caped guy talking?
Ghosted by Guise @ 12/07/2007 7:39 PM EST
I’m starting to love Mista Snowman even more. lol
Ghosted by Dio and Lex @ 12/07/2007 7:41 PM EST
Wow. So they infiltrated the Princess Calendar, and now are getting into the House… they’re really going ahead with this…
And no update from Knacks. Did anyone try and get ahold of him at MySpace?
Ghosted by Kittymao @ 12/07/2007 7:42 PM EST
It had to be Hssxxlllo, cause Jacob talks JUST FINE.
Ghosted by Kittymao @ 12/07/2007 7:44 PM EST
Waiterbot: You’re wrong. Cher nor Mare are the hottest chicks in the house. Who’s knocking more boots than Mare in the house?
WAITERBETTY. You already have the hottest chick in the house, you’re married to her. Let Cher outta the cage and let Lipton get Inky with her. XD
Jacob is kinda cute…XD I mean, he’s evil. And cute.
Ghosted by Dio and Lex @ 12/07/2007 7:48 PM EST
Kitty, I’m leaning more towards Small Rabbit being Hssxxlllo, because in the audio tracks, if they are from Hssxxlllo, they are always ‘normal speech’.
I’d like to add, Small Rabbit…kinda cute, really. Tall Rabbit, bit of a dick.
Ghosted by Guise @ 12/07/2007 7:48 PM EST
I don’t think anyone did.. Do you think we should? I could, I have a myspace… What should we tell him? Warn him about the rabbit infiltration? The rabbits, if we heard them right, said it wouldn’t matter even if we did warn them.
Ghosted by Candace @ 12/07/2007 7:49 PM EST
Someone asked about the furniture w/ the new house. I think part of it comes furnished and they brought what they had from last year. Behind Legotron when Doc and Box are talking is the caliope music thingy from last year’s last gift.
This is a temporary measure until I get something permanent sorted out.
I asked Matt if he’d mind if I put the altered audio onto YouTube and he gave his Ok, so that may be one route. Until then just drop me an email if there are any you need.
Ghosted by Guise @ 12/07/2007 7:57 PM EST
melonian, which verb did I kill? D= My test was on formal commands and the present perfect, so I still had it on my mind. My last test was on imperfect past tense, so that was where all the “habia”s came from… This is my first Spanish course since sophomore year high school (it’s been about 4 years now) so I’m glad I sounded coherent!
JACOB IS A PLANT! The peacock is going to be used in …something. Santa is resurrected! This is really starting to boil! But why didn’t Legotron say that the present was that walkie-talkie? That would have been believable…
Ben, the bit that gets me is no-one even notices an extra head on the freak!
Ghosted by Guise @ 12/07/2007 8:02 PM EST
I think we Should- it’s the only way to get a hold of them, the only way to HELP them.
We’re using email to converse with the rabbit.
Why not Myspace to talk to Knacks?
Can you imagine- Knacks saying “Some psycho named Candace emailed me saing to watch for the bunnies!” In the Advent Calendar?
You’d be immortalized!
I also agree Tall Rabbit is a dick.
But I dunno what to think about LittleBit and Hssxxlllo. I want to think LittleBit is the techsavvy one, the one that’s doign the messages-He’s hiding it from Hssxxlllo.
Ghosted by Kittymao @ 12/07/2007 8:04 PM EST
lol That sounds fabulous. What about leaving Waiterbot a warning comment?
But what could Knacks do, since he’s on the road with Tigerboy? It’d take him days to get back..
Oh, well, better try it anyway. I’ll message him now.
I knew Matt would manage to get the red big rabbit in the nazi salute hehehe
Ben “he tomado“, but our verb conjugation is just crazy, so you’re excused
Ghosted by melonia @ 12/07/2007 8:06 PM EST
I don’t think Knacks has reliable internet service. He and TB are on the move (how, I have no idea, does the doohickey Knacks is on roll or fly or what?). If he does get the message, it’d prolly be too late. Knacks has the propensity to walk into danger.
Ghosted by Dio and Lex @ 12/07/2007 8:08 PM EST
Kitty, he’s been warned a few times already about rabbits on his MySpace. Hasn’t really made a comment back though.
Also, Knacks and Tigerboy on their epic journey…anybody remember Calvin and Hobbes “Yukon Ho!” story arc?
Ghosted by Guise @ 12/07/2007 8:10 PM EST
I just sent him a message anyway.. I’m actually going to be leaving soon, and I don’t usually get online on the weekends. But I guess I’ll have to try to get on and let you know if I’ve gotten any response.
Ghosted by Candace @ 12/07/2007 8:13 PM EST
melonian: Well, thank God I had all those endings as O on the test. Does gender matter? Because we were supposed to fill in the blanks for some fictional Sara that went to Paris.
I left a comment on Waiterbot’s new vlog, but it has nothing to do with rabbits. I suggested that he give Cher more room to roam… I dunno if that’ll help. =P
Ha, free range Cher instead of battery farming. He really should be setting up a GoGo dancing club.
I can just see them all standing around as a caged Cher has to dance in her cage. Waiterbetty on a table or by a coatstand/pole. Waiterbot with a cane, boa and a huge fedora. Mare walks in, looks around “….”, turns around and walks out.
Ghosted by Guise @ 12/07/2007 8:22 PM EST
Guise, I think u just gave me an idea for a picture….while at the same time giving me a reason to wash my eyes out with bleach.
Ghosted by Dio and Lex @ 12/07/2007 8:25 PM EST
K, guys, I’m out for the day, and maybe for the weekend. Good luck everyone. I’ll try to drop in if I can.
and-
as I am at work, I haven’t been able to watch the Waiterbot Video!
Dammet!
Ghosted by Kittymao @ 12/07/2007 8:27 PM EST
Ben nah, gender is not considered there, so you did great
I left a comment to Waiterbot encouraging to keep Cher…we all would have done the same, lock her in a cage and force to watch reruns of Seinfeld.
Ghosted by melonian @ 12/07/2007 8:27 PM EST
Dio, I aim to please. If you do draw, remember the most important feature…Waiterbetty’s patented and alluring Serious Sex Face!
Ghosted by Guise @ 12/07/2007 8:29 PM EST
Oh Dio… Sick!
Looks Like we’ll BOTH be doodling this weekend!
Any /next/ info?
Ghosted by kittymao @ 12/07/2007 8:31 PM EST
O_O Serious Sex Face. Ok, Kitty, that’s alllllll yours. XD
Because of her name, I so expect Cher to have like a total Baritone voice.
Ghosted by Dio and Lex @ 12/07/2007 8:37 PM EST
you know, I was thinking today-
How exactly does WaiterBetty have Sex?
And if she doesn’t have… well, anything… is it REALLY that GOOD?
Ghosted by Kittymao @ 12/07/2007 8:47 PM EST
Kitty, I have an explanation but I really, reeeeeally do not think you want to hear it.
Ghosted by Guise @ 12/07/2007 8:49 PM EST
I think our imaginations have worked hard enough, Guise!!! XD
I don’t know why, but I can’t shake the notion that LilBun and Hssxxxllo are 2 different people. I ahve no basis for this, its just a feeling.
Ghosted by Dio and Lex @ 12/07/2007 8:57 PM EST
I’m sure I’ve already grossed myself out thinking about it.
Ghosted by kittymao @ 12/07/2007 8:59 PM EST
Ok, Dio, but if you ever need the final straw to decide whether to see a therapist after this advent calendar, you know where to find me!
Ghosted by Guise @ 12/07/2007 8:59 PM EST
My best bet for intercourse with Waiterbetty would be like the last scene in the trailer for the fake movie “Thanksgiving.” Replace the person-turkey with Waiterbetty and the Pilgrim Slasher with Legotron and… I wish I hadn’t just eaten.
Ben, Imma kill you. You too Guise, I can see you. XD
Why hasn’t Doc given up his head to Legotron? Just hasn’t gotten around to it?
Ghosted by Dio and Lex @ 12/07/2007 9:13 PM EST
Ben, hadn’t seen that before, but seeing as you made the first line-stepper. *smirks*
Well, we know that Waiterbot and Waiterbetty don’t remove the heads before they take on a new host, they just sort of…envelop their carriers craniums…that’s gotta take some muscle strength, right?
Ghosted by Guise @ 12/07/2007 9:16 PM EST
Doc has hair. Legotron can’t handle the hair. (there’s nothing to attach to on top =P)
What about James Lipton? Aside from being remarkablously funny, and a beard, his head is fully exposed! I hope Legotron doesn’t assimilate him.
ok, im to lazy to read the 200 comments from between this afternoon and now
just some things
I WAS WRONG, santa-x? come on, and only water?
y the whole jacob switch
we know atleast ????? can talk
can’t think of anything else
Ghosted by Graham @ 12/07/2007 9:21 PM EST
Speaking of stepping over lines, my name links to the trailer, if anybody wants to watch it.
*WARNING* It was directed by Eli Roth, so it is naturally excessively gruesome. There is also a bit of nudity in it, along with one *ahem* inappropriate scene, so this definitely earns the moniker “Not Safe For Work” (or the faint of heart, for that matter =P)
Ah, Eli Roth. A man who wishes he were Takashi Miike. I’m not a gornography fan, so I’ll keep my distance. I wouldn’t trust you father than I can throw you, Ben, and I’m a weak lil girl. XD
Ghosted by Dio and Lex @ 12/07/2007 9:25 PM EST
I’m heading off, but bfore I go…
Ben, Dio and Kitty, thanks for a good laugh. I can’t wait until the first conversation of the morning…
“So, what’d you do last night, Guise?”
“Oh, you know, the usual. Describe a way for a limbless quasi-parasitic organism that usually acts as a headcrab to Playmobil figures could copulate with a multi-headed Lego figure in a fairly realistic manner.”
“Oh, did you watch that thing on TV with Russell Brand and Jack Dee?”
“Yeah, it was cool”
All, did you notice when Matt didn’t name the rabbits the placeholder was 7 question marks?
Also, Santax sounds too much like a new fangled drug, more than a resurrected Father Christmas.
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Congrats!
I got the Spanish, amazing myself. I even remembered the little bunnies!
I tried an anagram generator, too, but I can’t find a good one that’ll give me *every* possible permutation. They all have limits to how many responses they’ll give you.