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12/01/2007: The Advent Calendar: 12/1/2007.


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Discussion Thread: 91 comments

YAY 1ST COMMENT! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

Ghosted by CrayfishV2 @ 12/01/2007 12:58 AM EST


Oh shit it’s not Dec. 1st here yet. Oh shit. It’s going to be HARD to wait.

OMG! ADVENT CALENDAR TIME!!!

Ghosted by Cameron T. @ 12/01/2007 1:00 AM EST


*applause*

Ghosted by Mystie @ 12/01/2007 1:01 AM EST


legendary~~

Ghosted by margo @ 12/01/2007 1:02 AM EST


It’s the most wonderful time of the year
ps, this site is fab http://www.accuradio.com/holidays/
The best station is the xmas jazz. A +++

Ghosted by ashley @ 12/01/2007 1:03 AM EST


here we geaux, woo hoo

Ghosted by tigerfan @ 12/01/2007 1:04 AM EST


I heard the Bing Crosby version of “White Christmas” on the radio, and now we have this year’s first Advent Calender entry, and we may even be getting snow here Sunday evening. The holiday season has truly arrived.

Ghosted by starwenn @ 12/01/2007 1:05 AM EST


I thought I’d check just to see and…oh glorious day! This is by far the highlight of my day. BY FAR. I’m already completely engrossed.

Ghosted by Lori @ 12/01/2007 1:05 AM EST


Nice digs!

Ghosted by fistpittingnork @ 12/01/2007 1:07 AM EST


“mutant albino sideways pair of testicles.” You certainly have a way with words, Matt. This year is gonna be so awesome, I might just kill someone…with Holday Cheer.

Can’t wait to see what happens! I love James Lipton and awesome that he’s back!

Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 12/01/2007 1:07 AM EST


awesome entry and everyone is here! love the new house and office space! looks like we are in for a month of shenanigans!

Ghosted by tigerfan @ 12/01/2007 1:15 AM EST


Hey Matt I was looking over one of your old smurf posts, and that smurf mug. I used to have that same one! BTW Smurf cereal was awsometastic.

Ghosted by Mjgrass @ 12/01/2007 1:15 AM EST


I’ve been waiting all year to catch up with the Advent Guys. I hope Legotron doesn’t trick the new kid out of his head.

Ghosted by WT Harmon @ 12/01/2007 1:16 AM EST


ADVENT CALENDAAAAR!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you Matt!

Ghosted by Frakkyfire @ 12/01/2007 1:18 AM EST


WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ADVENT CALENDAR!!!!!!! YAY!

Ghosted by mandy_Reeves @ 12/01/2007 1:19 AM EST


Oh God YES!!!!!!!
It begins, THANK YOU MATT!!!!!

Ghosted by JoshC @ 12/01/2007 1:19 AM EST


I love Math!

Ghosted by dohopoki @ 12/01/2007 1:20 AM EST


It finally feels like christmas. Great first day!!

Ghosted by bob @ 12/01/2007 1:21 AM EST


Glad I stopped to check and see if it was here yet…like seeing a bunch of old friends…

Ghosted by Shuanfu @ 12/01/2007 1:21 AM EST


Oh my god this is so fucking beautiful. Advent time is the best time of year.

I am so using the phrase “Jesus broken glass” in everyday conversation now.

Ghosted by jazzy @ 12/01/2007 1:23 AM EST


Seriously, i think i just poo-ed a little out of excitement. CHRISTMAS!!!! AAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i am sooo fucking excited.

Ghosted by Leigha @ 12/01/2007 1:24 AM EST


yea! christmas is offically here. breakin out the hot toddy!

Ghosted by velouria_78 @ 12/01/2007 1:28 AM EST


Wow, now I’ve actually read the article! :) One word: AWESOME. But did you mean “Neither does Mare” not “Either does Mare”?

By the way, you’ve ushered in some incredible new expressions. “Christ o’fucky” “Jesus broken glass” and “assfrog” are going to be used in my conversations as much as possible from now on!

Ghosted by Frakkyfire @ 12/01/2007 1:29 AM EST


Thanks, all! :)

Frakky: I was going to argue that Knacks is the type of guy who’d confuse the two, but then it started bugging me, and now I will concede defeat with my ninja edit.

Ghosted by Matt @ 12/01/2007 1:31 AM EST


I can’t believe it’s advent calendar time.

Ghosted by Denise @ 12/01/2007 1:33 AM EST


OH WOW. Did NOT see the Advent Calendar for Girls coming. And a LEGO Santa? The hell? Hope we see the real Santa return. This oughta be interesting…

Ghosted by Terror Claws Cole @ 12/01/2007 1:36 AM EST


now i actually read the article instead of just peeing my pants over there being an advent calendar, and i agree with frakky that i love the new sayings you came up with. christ o’fucky is my favorite. i might use it at work tomorrow when i get ink on my hands….it is bound to happen….i cant wait. god bless us….every one

Ghosted by Leigha @ 12/01/2007 1:38 AM EST


Does it matter that I read it while it’s still November 30th here? (Longest 11:37 of my life!)

Great start, and a bitchin’ nice house! But WTF is up with the unicorns?

Ghosted by Ben @ 12/01/2007 1:38 AM EST


I thought Matt said “that’s all” for a minute there like, “I’m only doing one day this year. See ya next spring”

Ghosted by dohopoki @ 12/01/2007 1:51 AM EST


It just now hit midnight here… This month is Christmas.

Ghosted by fistpittingnork @ 12/01/2007 2:00 AM EST


YAY!! I came here randomly, not even realizing that it is now officially December – way to be on top of things, Matt.

And now – the Holidays can officially begin. Advent Calendar, here I come!

Ghosted by Joey the Girl @ 12/01/2007 2:19 AM EST


PS-I am so happy that matt has decided to use the unicorn paradise playmobil advent calendar. i can only imagine what kind of horrible things await us.

Ghosted by Leigha @ 12/01/2007 2:30 AM EST


Fuckin’ yeah, shit day and this lightened the mood enough to refrain from public access T.V.

Ghosted by Cotter @ 12/01/2007 2:46 AM EST


Why do I suspect that this is gonna turn into some sort of bizarre “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!” thing between the new guy and one of Legotron’s heads?

Ghosted by DocDragon @ 12/01/2007 2:49 AM EST


Aww, poor Kuse :( Work sucks. I hope the house came with a comfy couch.

I read the “either” thing as Knacks’s error, not Matt’s. It made sense to me, and I think he’s used similar mix-ups before.

Ghosted by Bluejay @ 12/01/2007 2:58 AM EST


First day of December! And I have my Christmas shopping done as of yesterday.

…. I feel so empty.

Ghosted by Jace @ 12/01/2007 3:26 AM EST


I just did a jig in my living room while singing “It’s Christmas time, It’s Christmas time. Yaaaaay!” No joke. This after damning the holidays on Black Friday. I have TWO retail jobs this year…AT THE MALL…and I am waaaay too old to work at the mall.

But, now I have much needed motivation to touch my computer more than once a week, and a new happy song to sing. Thanks Matt!

Ghosted by MissJess @ 12/01/2007 3:43 AM EST


AWESOME. It’s finally here! I feel like those Santa hat smilies. Hilarious stuff, Matt!

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 12/01/2007 4:19 AM EST


YAY. I had seen that girly advent calender on Amazon and I was so hoping you’d be using it. So awesome!

Ghosted by Aza @ 12/01/2007 4:24 AM EST


So did Kuse and Knacks go to college together or something before they decided to dig up recently deceased demon women?

A very long train of thought led to this. :P

Ghosted by Ben @ 12/01/2007 4:54 AM EST


IIRC, Kuse and Knacks were either 18 or 19 when they dug up Mare. So they either went to high school together, or grew up together, but not college.

Ghosted by Moony @ 12/01/2007 5:43 AM EST


It almost wouldn’t be the holidays anymore without your advent calendar. Thanks again, Matt.

Ghosted by jhnnywalkr @ 12/01/2007 6:27 AM EST


Loved day 1, not sure how much i’m gonna love the unicorns and shit but we’ll roll with it.

Ghosted by Dan @ 12/01/2007 6:35 AM EST


Oh, this is gonna be an awesome month.

I wish I’d known there was a unicorn-themed calendar. I’d so have gotten myself one.

Ghosted by Molly @ 12/01/2007 6:41 AM EST


You changed the icons. If this were my site no offense, I would be on top of that, that would be the first thing I would change when it would be time to change it and I am tense until it’s changed.

Woot, candy canes and dancing santa smileys :)

This will be the first Calendar I will read and follow till the end. Last year our internet got cut off the end of November and we couldn’t afford to turn it on (remember the nice vacation you guys had from me last December? lol) and the years before that well I wasn’t interested in Kuse and all of his friends I read the blog posts and the articles though.

This year, I will read along with their gifts and let it be a part of my holiday season! I also got one of those cheap chocolate Advent Calendars. I got one when I was 8 and I haven’t had one since. I got it for a dollar at Rite Aid. A buck, what a way to spend it. Tonight was a chocolate with a train on it. Neat. I think this is the exact same one I got when I was a kid too, the picture is the same from what I remember.

Ghosted by Goob @ 12/01/2007 8:03 AM EST


Matt, amazing build up and now it is here everything is all a-buzz!

Really looking forward to the Calendar this year!

Ghosted by Guise @ 12/01/2007 8:28 AM EST


Woohoo! This has totally made up for the fact that in ten minutes I have to walk to an all-day class in the dark and the rain. In fact, I’m pretty sure I could get hit by a car traveling thirty MPH or less and still be ahead of the game. It’s officially the holiday season!

Ghosted by Jedoc @ 12/01/2007 8:42 AM EST


Smashing, what a great start to the festive season! And i have that Lego calendar myself, which makes it even cooler!

Merry christmas!

Ghosted by Dr_Venkman @ 12/01/2007 9:29 AM EST


Ok, I’ve actually read the entry now. What a great start! MISTA SNOWMAN IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!

Ghosted by Cameron T. @ 12/01/2007 9:52 AM EST


Oh man, this made my morning! :D Thanks, Matt!

Ghosted by Ryane @ 12/01/2007 10:03 AM EST


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