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Edy’s Christmas Ice Creams!

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Thanksgiving was nice. Nothing out of the ordinary. I made a slight etiquette faux pas by "calling a wing" early in the day, and after the turkey was carted out, wing-lovers from one tip of the table to the other shot me dirty looks. Worst of all, I didn't even eat it, and no matter how much I tried to hide that fact by building a turkey wing tent out of side dishes, everyone who wanted one couldn't believe that I'd wasted mine. I guess I was in it more for the trophy than the tryptophan.


My artichokes went over swimmingly. I'm glad they did, because I will never make them again.

Spent much of yesterday being as lazy as humanly possible, watching DVDs and taking advantage of online sales to get almost all of my Christmas shopping done in record time. Course, some of the sales were so good that I couldn't help treating myself. I mean, I fought for and won a Thanksgiving turkey wing...clearly I deserved something for that

Not sure if that "something" should've been the Seinfeld Season 1 DVD, but there I was, ordering it. I've come to the conclusion that I'll buy just about anything if it's more than 50% off. It took me a solid fifteen minutes to convince myself to remove a bread maker from my virtual shopping cart, and I'm still not sure if it was the right decision.


Remember the Halloween Countdown? It was pretty awesome and thorough, waddn't it? If you'll recall, one of the few entries I managed to bang out before losing my smile was on Edy's Pumpkin Ice Cream, a delicious dessert imbued with holiday sprit. It only made sense that they'd do the same for Christmas, and this time, they've doubled their efforts!

The new flavors include Egg Nog and Peppermint. The former seems to be adult-skewing, while the latter is obviously more for kids. I have no real basis for that theory, but I'm sticking with it. If you're over 18, you're not allowed to have Edy's Peppermint Ice Cream.


They're both okay, but I'm not into either flavor enough to pray for them to become perennials. Of the two, I like the egg noggy cream a bit better -- it's subtle, it's sweet, and it's one of those newfangled "double churned" ice creams that make me feel like a better person from a higher social class when I eat it.
very pepperminty, complete with swirls of bright red "gel" which provide an extra boost of spicy sugar. If a flavor could ever be called "gimmicky," this is it. Probably serviceable for holiday parties or random Christmas-fueled weekends, but when you're just looking to be a gluttonous pig, stick with chocolate.

Pretty sure we're going back to daily blogging now that the turkey is out of my hair. See ya tomorrow, and have fun SNT'ing!

Posted by Matt on 11/24/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 147 comments

Just wanted to thank everyone for the stocking stuffer ideas. I will definitely look into some of them.

Chestnuts roasted by Magic Toy @ 11/25/2007 10:41 PM


When all else fails, there’s always Yankee Candle and Lindt Chocolate!

Chestnuts roasted by Brian @ 11/25/2007 11:25 PM


DJ D I totally had to get rid of almost all of my DVD’s last year to pay for food, gas and rent….it SUCKS ASS. luckily enough, the fiancee is a genius at tracking down and downloading movies and then burning them for me. The only real DVD’s I still own are Fight Club and the Royal Tennenbaums. Cameron T. I totally have that exact same sebastian plush mcdonalds ornament hanging on my tree as we speak…I have flounder keeping him company. My favorite ornaments are ones that I bought the first christmas I lived on my own: They are glass ornaments of characters from rudolph the rednosed reindeer….one is yukon cornelius and the other is the snowman. I am hoping that an abominable snowman ornament exists AKA: Bumble. My favorite line in the entire special is when Yukon Cornelius says “Bumbles BOUNCE” and I feel like Yukon is without his significant other when my tree lacks the Bumble.

Chestnuts roasted by Leigha @ 11/25/2007 11:31 PM


And MATT Why is it that when I look up “batrib” on google I get this website: http://www.geocities.com/heyelvis_97/BAtrib.html If you are some sort of Bryan Adams minion….then I think I will have to cut myself until I bleed to death…..

Chestnuts roasted by Leigha @ 11/25/2007 11:46 PM


http://www.geocities.com/heyelvis_97/BAtrib.html perhaps that will work….if not, I definitely encourage everyone to search “batrib” on google. It really gives meaning to the word “demented”

Chestnuts roasted by Leigha @ 11/25/2007 11:49 PM


Yeah. I hate being without my own internet. I dont like typing on my PSP. My mom does the santa gifts too. Like the big gifts.

Chestnuts roasted by mandy_Reeves @ 11/26/2007 12:23 AM


Getting back to the SNL most grossed out moments, and I think that because we are still in the same thread, I can still comment about it, I would have to add to that list the parody commercial for “Handi-Off” and “Swill.” “Handi-Off” is about Victoria Jackson and her problem with having too many fingers so she uses this ointment with leprosy and within three days, the extra fingers fall off and they show the fingers rotting off the hand (pretty sick). Swill has Bill Murray pouring mineral water that was taken straight from Lake Erie and delivered in the bottle. As he pours, a beertab pours into the glass as well as other garbage.

Okay, I’m thankful someone mentioned the Super Fans sketch that was shown on SNL last night. I fell asleep during the show and when I read about it on here, I ran to my TV and rewinded to that sketch. I have had a tendency to fall asleep during either the first song, or shortly after Weekend Update. Never thought that maybe it would help if I taped the show so in case I do fall asleep, I can watch it later. Anyway, I remember that sketch, it’s from 1991 and boy has it aged. First of all, Ditka was their coach, which he hasn’t been since 1992, and they talk about other unfortunate teams such as the Indianapolis Colts in which they call a “terrible team.” Obviously, this is before the Tony Dungy/Peyton Manning days. By the way, I’m sure you all know that one of the little kids in the pilgrim bit was Macaulay Culkin and I think the other one was his kid brother. Anyway, Bob Swerski was played by Chicagoan and the former barfly known as “NORM!” from the Classic TV Series “Cheers” (my favorite sitcom and one of my favorite shows of all-time) George Wendt. You all should know Chris Farley when you see him, another Chicagoan, and Carl Molarski (they guy with the dark hair) was Robert Smigel. I was almost about ready to say Joe Mantegna but he was Bill Swerski in the original Super Fans sketch. If he was Carl, I would have been able to say Mike Meyers was the only Super Fan not from Chicago, and I have no clue where Robert Smigel is from. Anyway, great sketch and has many good memories even though it’s dated. I don’t think they can praise Lovie Smith the way they praised Ditka even though without the old man, George Halas, there never would have been a Ditka!

Okay, as long as I’m on the Bears theme, let me just let everyone know that I was at the Chicago Bears/Denver Broncos game at Soldier Field in Chicago today. I’m not going to go into the game details because that’s something for the blogs on FoxSports.com, but it was great, the Bears 37-34 in overtime, and the seats I had were awesome! I tried doing what my dad did three years ago. I was on Leave from my first tour in Iraq and wanted to go to a Bears game while I was home. My dad called the Ticket Personnel and asked about special seats for military personnel. Well, we were able to get three tickets at a fairly reasonable price. This time around, I did the same thing and got two tickets that were better than the ones we had before. I was sitting first row in the endzone behind the back red marker. The Bears ran to that endzone during the second and third quarters. Actually, a better way to say it would be I was at the endzone that said Chicago because the other one said Bears. I wouldn’t say the seats were the best in the house because anytime the drive was deep in the other zone, I had to watch the plays on the big Jumbotron because I couldn’t see where the ball was going because I was about the opposite end. Anyway, they were good seats, by far the best I’ve ever sat at a Bears game and the game itself was the best Bears game I have ever seen and I’ve been to five now, three Bears wins and two losses. I can see that there are advantages to being in the military to get the seats I got.

Anyway, I’m starting to ramble again so I should wrap this up. So my long Leave time is about to come to an end. I leave tomorrow night and drive down to Central Texas and Ft. Hood. I’ve done it before so it’s not anything new for me. Got myself some more Gingerbread poptarts because I stopped at a supermarket to get detergent without bleach and they had a sale for the poptarts, 2 for $5. This will keep me satisfied in the event I don’t find any down in Texas. One bad thing though, still haven’t scored a bottle of Pomegranate 7-Up yet. I don’t know if Texas will fare any better but I’ll be on the hunt. Anyway, that’s my post. Sorry I rambled on but I hope I got a couple of you to read all the way through, or at least skimmed through and are now reading this as their last line from my post! Cheers, okay, THIS is the last line, SORRY!

Chestnuts roasted by BJ @ 11/26/2007 12:47 AM


Hey everyone, I need some advice. I just signed up for Netflix and I added Christmas Vacation to my queue since I haven’t seen it. What other Christmas movies would you guys consider essential viewing? I have most of the major cartoon Christmas specials, but I’ve seen very few actual feature-length Christmas movies, and I’m pretty in the dark about them.

Chestnuts roasted by jazzy @ 11/26/2007 2:04 AM


Jazzy: A Christmas Story and Scrooged, stat!

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 11/26/2007 2:07 AM


The only people drinking the (nonachoholic) eggnog at Thanksgiving at my house were a 9 year old and a teenager. None of the people who could legally drink the “real” stuff were interested in the least.

Might say more about how it’s more of a Christmas drink than a Thanksgiving one.

Chestnuts roasted by Aileen @ 11/26/2007 2:20 AM


Jingle All the Way, Jazzy.

Nothing like a little Auhnald to brighten your holiday season.

Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 11/26/2007 2:47 AM


Just saw Fred Claus last night and the fiance and I agree, it was pretty good. Not great by Christmas movie standards, but pretty good. Recommendable at least. I’ll probably buy it when it comes out on DVD next year, but I’ve been deemed a “Christmas movie whore,” so that might not be saying much.

jazzy: Do they have One Magic Christmas? It was a Disney movie from the 80′s that is a family favorite. My dad cries every year. Definitely a Christmas classic.

Chestnuts roasted by Special K @ 11/26/2007 3:07 AM


Edy’s has a third holiday variety too, Gingerbread Man. I saw it at Wal-Mart tonight alongside the other two.

Chestnuts roasted by Andy @ 11/26/2007 3:33 AM


I’m watching the ‘Making of a Charlie Brown Christmas’ with Whoopi Goldberg, which is on the ‘I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown’ DVD…and just had a weird sense of deja-vu from a still picture of Schultz at his drawing table in 1961.

Back in 2000, I got the exact same drawing table free from the Air Force. Damn, I regret selling it to that ex-roommate two years ago now. Not that I’d have any room for it, it would have been in storage, but it would have been nice to say I still have it.

And just to add to the weirdness, I have those stuffed Snoopy and Woodstock dolls Whoopi holds for the whole thing, too.

Chestnuts roasted by Moony @ 11/26/2007 3:41 AM


jazzy, in addition to the ones already mentioned, I’d add Home Alone (1 and 2), The Santa Clause, and Mickey’s Christmas Carol. Can’t think of any others I’d consider absolutely essential.
Cheers, BJ. Good luck and have a safe trip down to Texas :)

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 11/26/2007 3:50 AM


Jazzy Bad Santa, funny as hell, but you have to be the type that isn’t too prudish.

And to all, I just saw a commercial for Build a bear workshop, for a limited time you can “build” a Clarice and Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Clarice is the girl deer for those that take a while to catch up.

When I was watching tv I made a snowflake. When I unfolded it in anticipation I instantly realized what I did. I think I need some new things to do.

Chestnuts roasted by Goob @ 11/26/2007 4:08 AM


BJ: I watched the Bears game today and it was great. Sure, we may not make the playoffs this season, but still, a come from behind victory like that makes some of the pain tolerable. Glad to hear you were at the game and had a great time. I was one of the earlier posters talking about the Superfans skit last night. What can I say? I’m from Chi-town too. I also sort of groaned at the reference to the Colts during the sketch, sort of feeling as if karma finally got around to kicking us in the nuts last February. I’ve never been t a Bears game yet, but I swear every August that this will be “the year”. Next August will be no different.

I haven’t been able to find any Pom. 7-Up in the area either. I’ve only checked a few stores, but you are not alone in coming up fruitless (pun intended) in your specialty 7-Up search.

Sorry to hear that your leave is up. Stay safe and come back soon. When you’re back we’ll meet up at Arena on North Ave. Beers and wings are on me.

Chestnuts roasted by Magic Toy @ 11/26/2007 4:36 AM


jazzy: Your Netflix que suggestions have been solid so far, but I want to send you a warning. Sometimes holiday themed movies can be hard to get in season. Last December I waited all month for Scrooged, and it never came. I have been trying to show my lady that movie for a couple of years now, but refuse to do it if it isn’t somewhere between Dec. 15-24th.

I learned my lesson waiting for it last year (from Netflix) and ordered a copy from Amazon.com yesterday. Netflix may come through for you, but if there is one movie that you MUST watch this season, you may want to make other arrangements. I am convinced now that some people check out these movies in mid November and don’t return them until after Christmas.

As of last night Scrooged shows as a “short wait” on Netflix. That may translate to “available on Dec. 27th”.

Chestnuts roasted by Magic Toy @ 11/26/2007 4:47 AM


“Lost my smile”? That was a WWF reference wasn’t it?

I always thought it was weird how my father had the same handwriting as Santa Claus. I STILL didn’t figure it out that it was the same person until a few years later.

Chestnuts roasted by Steve E @ 11/26/2007 5:29 AM


Apparently it is “cyber-monday” and today is the day to get better deals on Amazon than last Friday. I don’t know, that’s what is in the the NY Times this morning. Also it looked like there was a midnight stampede in a NYC Circuit City early this morning. You weren’t there, were you Matt?

Finishing up some business here in W.Palm and I can’t believe it but lights on palm trees have grown on me. I didn’t think it was possible but fake reindeer and Santa on the roof of a tiki hut really gets me in the spirit. Mele Kalikimaka is on constant replay in my head.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 11/26/2007 7:15 AM


I think I finally realized Santa wasn’t real when I was eight, but I pretended to believe (just in case I was wrong and he was real) until I was 11. Even then I didn’t come right out and say it, but from that point on my parents used the overly-perky voice for the word “Santa.” So it was like, “Maybe you should ask Santa for that for Christmas!” It just became a family joke. But they still write “Santa” on the gifts they didn’t feel like wrapping because they were too weirdly shaped or whatever.

Ooo! Gingerbread ice cream?! I’m all for that!

And does anyone know where the hell I would get a bonsai tree?! I’m getting one for the fiance for Christmas, but I don’t even know where to begin looking. I know there are websites for them, but I would prefer to find it offline.

Chestnuts roasted by Special K @ 11/26/2007 8:16 AM


Continuing my theory on the pages behind the 23rd window, the filename for the main pic is an anagram of “Red Herring”.

One out of the many pics links to Wiki’s entry for “Number of the beast” and another links to a National geographic article about irish bog men having manicures :/

Also “ormusehas” has 959 anagrams, so i have no idea.

If anyone was as bored as me maybe you could try and put this together.

Chestnuts roasted by Dan @ 11/26/2007 8:20 AM


Pardon the double but i missed something more substantial i think.

There’s a hidden pic linking to a page called RATSEE, which is an anagram of “teaser” and on that page is a weird picture with the text “RATGET” under it, which is an anagram of “target”.

Also, RATGET, has “lady in white” written next to it (reference to the movie?), but not all of it is visible, you have to highlight. Now we all know Matt loves to shop at target, so teaser for something from target maybe? I could be way off, or this could all be some sick joke on Matt’s end haha.

Someone may be able to figure out what that picture is, the filename is “literallyistooeasy” so yeah.

Chestnuts roasted by Dan @ 11/26/2007 8:36 AM


jazzy, I second Magic Toy’s warning about Netflix. It can be a bit dodgy getting stuff sometimes. I requested the Superman: Doomsday animated thing that came out like 2 months ago and as far as I know it’s still on “short wait”. I haven’t looked at my queue in about a week though so that might be different now. I’m glad you brought this up though, cause I was kind of wondering about putting together a list myself. And yeah, Scrooged is an absolute must see. Top priority.

Today was just a solidly good day. I don’t have many days where I can say that, but it was just an all around good day today. Wow, you know what, it was actually yesterday, but I’ve been up for so long I didn’t realize the time. Holy crap, it’s Monday and I’m still up! I gotta get to bed!

Anyway, yeah yesterday I got up and went to work only to find that we had been so efficient on Fri. and Sat. that there was literally only like 4 hours worth of work to do. After about 4 hours we were completely out of work, and got to go home early. At this point it was 11:30. I decided on a whim to go to the movies, so I went and saw Lions For Lambs. Great movie, really though provoking. It does a good job of arguing for and against the war equally without really taking a solid position one way or the other. After that, I came home, watched some TV, and took a nap. Woke up in time to watch Desperate Housewives and then got a text from a friend of mine who I work with that he was out at a bar near my house and that I should come join him. So, I went there and spent a few hours just sitting there and talking about work and music and stuff. Then after he left, I was settling up and about to leave and ran into another friend who I haven’t seen in about 4 years. We ended up sitting there for another hour or so talking about music as well. Then I came home, and hung out with my roommate for a bit and watched TV, got on the computer and caught up some more on Advent calendars, then hoppped over here to see what was happening on the thread, and here I am. It’s about 7:45 and I haven’t been to bed at all, except for that mid afternoon nap. Now I HAVE to go to bed, cause I have a job interview at 3:00 today for a second job. Man, I’m totally screwing up my sleeping cycle. Oh, one more thing. This is kind of cool. Before I left to go to the bar last night I was watching A Christmas Carol on AMC. When I got back from the bar and sat down at the computer a few hours ago, I turned on the TV and there it was again, exactly at the same place where I left off when I left like 7 hours earlier. I guess they were running a marathon of it and I timed it just right. Well, that was a sign as far as I was concerned so while I was reading Advents I finished watching the rest of it. It’s the one with George C. Scott, and was pretty good. I had never seen it before. Well, I’m off to bed. Swear to God.

Chestnuts roasted by DJ D @ 11/26/2007 8:46 AM


So, I’ve been pronouncing Kuse wrong for over two years now? The way I see it, if Matt can make up a name, I can make up how I read it in my head. Kooze it is. Sadly, I think it’d be too much work for my brain to change it now.

Chestnuts roasted by MaryJane @ 11/26/2007 12:01 PM


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