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Edy’s Christmas Ice Creams!

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Thanksgiving was nice. Nothing out of the ordinary. I made a slight etiquette faux pas by "calling a wing" early in the day, and after the turkey was carted out, wing-lovers from one tip of the table to the other shot me dirty looks. Worst of all, I didn't even eat it, and no matter how much I tried to hide that fact by building a turkey wing tent out of side dishes, everyone who wanted one couldn't believe that I'd wasted mine. I guess I was in it more for the trophy than the tryptophan.


My artichokes went over swimmingly. I'm glad they did, because I will never make them again.

Spent much of yesterday being as lazy as humanly possible, watching DVDs and taking advantage of online sales to get almost all of my Christmas shopping done in record time. Course, some of the sales were so good that I couldn't help treating myself. I mean, I fought for and won a Thanksgiving turkey wing...clearly I deserved something for that

Not sure if that "something" should've been the Seinfeld Season 1 DVD, but there I was, ordering it. I've come to the conclusion that I'll buy just about anything if it's more than 50% off. It took me a solid fifteen minutes to convince myself to remove a bread maker from my virtual shopping cart, and I'm still not sure if it was the right decision.


Remember the Halloween Countdown? It was pretty awesome and thorough, waddn't it? If you'll recall, one of the few entries I managed to bang out before losing my smile was on Edy's Pumpkin Ice Cream, a delicious dessert imbued with holiday sprit. It only made sense that they'd do the same for Christmas, and this time, they've doubled their efforts!

The new flavors include Egg Nog and Peppermint. The former seems to be adult-skewing, while the latter is obviously more for kids. I have no real basis for that theory, but I'm sticking with it. If you're over 18, you're not allowed to have Edy's Peppermint Ice Cream.


They're both okay, but I'm not into either flavor enough to pray for them to become perennials. Of the two, I like the egg noggy cream a bit better -- it's subtle, it's sweet, and it's one of those newfangled "double churned" ice creams that make me feel like a better person from a higher social class when I eat it.
very pepperminty, complete with swirls of bright red "gel" which provide an extra boost of spicy sugar. If a flavor could ever be called "gimmicky," this is it. Probably serviceable for holiday parties or random Christmas-fueled weekends, but when you're just looking to be a gluttonous pig, stick with chocolate.

Pretty sure we're going back to daily blogging now that the turkey is out of my hair. See ya tomorrow, and have fun SNT'ing!

Posted by Matt on 11/24/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 147 comments

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Matt are you hiding something about the end of the world that rest of us would benifit from knowing? Don’t be doomsday hog, it’s Christmas. Hopefully it’ll be Christmas.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 11/26/2007 12:33 PM


There’s a proper way to pronounce “Kuse?” I thought it rhymed with juice… But it’s “cues?” Like, “In England they stand in queues, and in America they stand in lines” or pool cues? Hmm….

Chestnuts roasted by Ben @ 11/26/2007 1:00 PM


Magic Toy: Yeah, I’ll be back for Christmas. Can’t be away from home over the holidays now I can be. Of course, I gotta put up with all the protest about the Department stores formerly known as Marshall Fields. Yeah, I’m refering to “Messy’s” I mean “Macys!” Sorry but the thought of Macys in Chicago has blueblooded Chicagoans thinking hell froze over. No, the Cubs winning the World Series will be when hell freezes over, Macys in Chicago must be the coming of the AntiChrist. It’s especially bad in my family because my grandma worked at the Marshall Fields downtown for years so it’s always been part of my family. She’s living in a home up in Conneticut now and when I was out in New York, my family all saw her, feisty as ever and of course, the talk of how bad Macys is doing has this petition going out about bringing Marshall Fields back. Of course, Fields wasn’t doing well for years before Macys bought it out anyway.

Anyway, yeah, don’t think the Bears are going to the playoffs this year. I hope we get the game next week in Texas. I hate the fact that they have a Thursday Night game coming up, and that game will be on NFL Network. Why do you put NFL games on a station that only 13 people actually get? Unless you have either Digital Cable or satellite, you’re can’t get it! Well, in Chicago it will probably be on a local channel so I’ll probably have to go to Buffalo Wild Wings in Killeen to see it. I don’t think they will have this Thursday’s game between the Cowboys and Packers on local TV even though I believe Killeen/Ft. Hood falls under the Dallas market.

North Ave? How far is that place you were talking about from LaSalle and Clark? The church I go to, Moody, is right across the street from the Historical Society on Clark and North so I know North Ave. very well. I almost went to Round Lake Beach on Saturday because the Score (WSCR 670AM) was having a Blackhawks party at the Buffalo Wild Wings located there. Granted, I just wanted to go to meet the Ice Crew which consists of young scantily clad women who do nothing but skate on the ice during a TV timeout and shovel loose pieces of ice. By the way, I happen to be a Hawks fan as well and am VERY happy with the way they are playing this year. Anyway, bottom line is I didn’t go. Oh well, already saw the Hawks played this year and yeah, I’m planning on going to at least two more games next time I come home. Anyway, thanks for the reply!

Chestnuts roasted by BJ @ 11/26/2007 2:08 PM


Sorry for the double post but my mom is on NetFlix. There was one movie I requested that got here pretty fast, “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.” I don’t know about holiday movies but it doesn’t matter since we own most of them anyway. I don’t think I would get into that down in Texas, especially since I don’t know whether or address is a legit one or not. Oh well, I have easy access to two Blockbusters in Killeen so if I want a movie fix, I can just head to one of them and they usually have what I’m looking for. Plus I can get more than one movie because you only get one at a time from NetFlix. I’d say if you have access to a store, it’s better if you go out and get it yourself other than ordering it online. Hey, if anything, it gets you out of the house/apartment/barracks room for a while and that is ALWAYS a good thing!

Chestnuts roasted by BJ @ 11/26/2007 2:14 PM


#23 has been haunting my every waking moment… It’s like weffriddles right here on x-e… my mind is melting!!

Chestnuts roasted by Nizz @ 11/26/2007 2:40 PM


Found a new holiday movie to look forward to. Last night, ION showed a TV movie based on Terry Pratchett’s “Hogfather.” And what do you want for Hogswatchnight, young human?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 11/26/2007 2:49 PM


hey Dan http://www.x-entertainment.com/BatRib/ArtEvoke/

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 11/26/2007 3:03 PM


DAN (I don’t know how to make it bold): have you got to “brachylagus_277″ in your day-23 mystery? That’s as far as I’ve gotten… HELP!!?? Where’s the walkthrough when you need it?

Chestnuts roasted by Nizz @ 11/26/2007 3:06 PM


Yeah i’d seen that guys, forgot to mention it and didn’t wanna make a 3rd post in a row haha.

A google on “brachylagus” reveals the following article

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_Rabbit

I know we were left with rabbits finding santa last year, could be related. But as far as i saw that’s where it all ends.

Chestnuts roasted by Dan @ 11/26/2007 3:54 PM


Dan, the bottom of the first page has two images that show this when you match them up:

“OURMUSEHAS” on top, with a picture of “Major” Frank Burns from “M*A*S*H” underneath. Took me a second to get it. “Our muse has major burns.” The rabbits are talking about the burned up Santa Claus, mebbe?

Chestnuts roasted by DaS @ 11/26/2007 3:59 PM


brachylagus_277 is the name of the file… Call me crazy but the number 7 comes up ALOT on that page (including 7 sylables in each part of the sentence), and the number 6 comes up on an earlier page. We need to determine what word(s) we add to the weblink to take us to the next page… I’ve tried “brachylagus_277″ – nothing

Chestnuts roasted by Nizz @ 11/26/2007 4:03 PM


That totally makes sense. good work cause i know nothing about MASH sadly lol.

One thing i forgot to mention before, and is one of the most simple, is the URL anagrams,

/BatRib/ArtEvoke/

/rabbit/takeover/

So it’s obviously running up to the whole rabbits are going to takeover the show kinda thing, but the lady in white thing still leaves me puzzled.

I only came online to check my mail and check XE and now i’m doing this again :/

Chestnuts roasted by Dan @ 11/26/2007 4:05 PM


Ok i’m just gonna leave you with this cause i have things to do and really should leave haha.

The URL for the other page i was referencing above is

http://www.x-entertainment.com/RatSee/

ratsee = teaser
ratget = target

target = lady in white = mare?

Chestnuts roasted by Dan @ 11/26/2007 4:13 PM


Uh… what’s all this, then? Is there a mystery to be had, gang? I’ve watched a lot of Scooby Doo in my days, so I may be able to help… But what is this scavenger hunt/rabbit/rainbow eye thing?

Chestnuts roasted by Ben @ 11/26/2007 4:16 PM


Ben: we need all of your Scooby-Doo mystery-solving ability, and we need it now… Christmas may depend on it! I’m not sure if you’re familiar with weffriddles.com but this appears to be exactly that… Everything is relevant, file names, words, colours, images, etc. We need to find a word to add to or replace the url and that will take us to the next clue… Help us Ben Kenobi, you’re our only hope

Chestnuts roasted by Nizz @ 11/26/2007 4:29 PM


Uhhh, where do I start? Can I have a sparknotes version of whatever it is?

Chestnuts roasted by Ben @ 11/26/2007 4:33 PM


Ran across this in the paper today. Thought everybody might be interested.

Monday 11/26

6 p.m. AMC, “Santa Claus: The Movie”: The history of how Santa Claus came to be. 428602

Tuesday

8 p.m. ABC, “A Charlie Brown Christmas”: Charlie Brown is discouraged by the materialism he sees at Christmas and sets out to find the true meaning. 18008

Nov. 28

8:30 p.m. ABC, “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (animated): A mean-hearted hermit descends into Whoville to steal all of the presents from the children but ends up learning the true meaning of Christmas. 9867

Nov. 30

7 p.m. ABC Family, “Frosty’s Winter Wonderland”: The lovable living snowman returns to town in search of a snow-bride. 613030.

Dec. 1

9 p.m. Lifetime, “Holiday Switch”: A married woman buried in debt and the strain of everyday living ponders her fate had she wed her now wealthy high-school beau. 972642

Dec. 2

8 p.m. Disney, “Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas”: Mickey and the gang have an adventure. 713289

Dec. 3

8 p.m. ABC Family, “The Year Without a Santa Claus”: Two of Santa’s elves find children who can convince the Jolly Old Elf that Christmas is important to everyone. 913593

Dec. 4

7 p.m. Food Network, “Emeril Live — Emeril’s Happy Happy Holidays Recipes.” 9545100

Dec. 5

8 p.m. Food Network, “Good Eats School of Hard Nogs”: A serious look at the famed holiday drink. 7585698

Dec. 6

9 p.m. TBS, “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”: A lovable klutz attempts to execute a grand yuletide celebration. 2870438

Dec. 8

8:15 p.m. HBO, “Deck the Halls”: Two neighbors get into a Christmas lights war. 91920595

Dec. 9

5 p.m. Food Network, “An Italian Christmas with Mario & Giada.” 7473809

Dec. 10

9 p.m. Lifetime, “The Road to Christmas”: A fashion photographer becomes stranded on her way to her dream Christmastime wedding. 699565

Dec. 11

7 p.m. TLC, “Crazy Christmas Lights”: An exploration into the homes of decorators who go all out during the holidays. 416237

Dec. 12

9 p.m. HGTV, “Deserving Design Christmas Special”: As firefighters cook their annual charity dinner, the show’s host renews their firehouse’s sleeping quarters and adds a surprise. 2215812

Dec. 13

7:30 p.m., ABC Family, “Little Drummer Boy Book II”: The Romans take a bell maker’s silver bells for taxes, and the little drummer boy and his animal companions try to get them back. 982058

Dec. 14

8 p.m. WGN, “Blizzard”: One of Santa’s new reindeers, born with magical powers, senses a young girl’s loneliness and travels to her home to help her cope with the outside world. 235375

Dec. 15

1 p.m. Lifetime, “A Fare to Remember”: A business executive stranded in Seattle on Christmas Eve befriends the cabbie she hired to drive her home to Los Angeles. 914931

Dec. 16

5 p.m. Lifetime, “Eve’s Christmas”: Eve, a single and successful professional who traded a simple life with family and loved ones for material gain, wishes upon the Christmas Star for a second chance. 242993

Dec. 17

8 p.m. ABC Family, “Jingle All the Way”: A career-driven dad frantically searches the stores for a sold-out toy the day before Christmas. 468291

Dec. 18

8 p.m. ABC Family, “Snowglobe”: A young woman discovers a fantasy world inside her grandmother’s snow globe. 496876

Dec. 19

8 p.m. Disney, “The Santa Clause”: After accidentally killing St. Nick, a divorced dad dons the Jolly Old Elf’s suit and begins transforming into Santa. 750628

Dec. 20

9 p.m. Lifetime, “Christmas on Chestnut Street”: The profit-hungry owner of a store kicks off a Christmas light showdown in an attempt to sell extra lights. 368643

Dec. 21

7 p.m. Food Network, “Emeril Live Happy Happy Holiday.” 9058624

Dec. 22

8 p.m. HBO, “Unaccompanied Minors” : Six teens stuck in the airport are determined to enjoy their holiday. 314551

Dec. 23

8 p.m. TCM, “Christmas in Connecticut”: A chic magazine writer who is supposed to be an expert homemaker must entertain her boss and a war veteran for the holidays. 2039675

Dec. 24

6 p.m. Disney, “The Santa Clause.” 907540.

Dec. 25

8:15 p.m. Disney, “Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas.” 48293090

11 p.m. TCM, “The Greatest Story Ever Told”: An adaptation of the life of Jesus Christ, from his birth in Bethlehem.

Monday, Dec. 31

10 a.m. HGTV, “Making of the Rose Parade 2008.” 9024197

10 p.m. ABC, “Rockin’ New Year’s Eve,” with Dick Clark and Ryan Seacrest.

Chestnuts roasted by Chris Martin @ 11/26/2007 4:52 PM


Ben, you might want to start by clicking 23 on the Advent calendar. All the mystery and the inclusion of the number 23 kinda reminds me of the LOST Experience. And much like the LOST Experience, I’m going to have to leave it to smarter minds then my own to actually figure things out :D

I was checking out Hogfather at Borders the other day. Is it appropriate for someone’s first Pratchett book? Or are there other books I should read first?

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 11/26/2007 4:58 PM


I was told by former poster Arete aka Childlike Empress that due to the overall structure of the Discworld series, you can start with the first book, but picking any book wont rip you up too badly. Although, there are various arcs that you might want to indulge in if you want to see how a particular character fares. Since Death is the main man in Hogfather, you can also read The Colour of Magic, the Light Fantastic, Mort, Reaper Man, Soul Music in that order. Which means I have some heavy reading to do myself, as I am not very well versed on Pratchett. Damn my eyes.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 11/26/2007 5:56 PM


I got Rabbit Takeover but I didn’t put them together and say them outloud. I totally buy it.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 11/26/2007 7:40 PM


So, has anyone else found the coded message and email rebus yet?

Chestnuts roasted by DocDragon @ 11/26/2007 10:56 PM


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