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The Peanuts Prowling Pumpkin Patch!

When I decided to limit the Countdown in light of personal frustration/ennui/whatever the other day, my gal took the opportunity to bring home some much needed Halloween spirit in the form of...well, whatever you'd call this thing:


Officially titled the Peanuts Prowling Pumpkin Patch, it's a maddening and beautiful little decoration that reminds me very much of an old electronic football game that I cannot for the life of me remember the name of. You might, though: Remember those football "board" games consisting of a big, electronic football field and a bunch of player figurines that'd slowly shake their way across when you turned it on?

It was the only toy in my godmother's ancient house, and whenever we visited there, I sat on the floor for two hours trying to make sense of it. I'm still not totally sure how it was played or what the general point of it was, but it shared a gimmick with the Prowling Pumpkin Patch: They both have figurines that seem to move under their own power, like magic!


The "base" is "based" on the pumpkin patch where Linus and Sally wasted a very famous Halloween night, complete with Great Pumpkin signage, a couple of dead trees and Snoopy's doghouse. Snoopy's abode has never been located in or beside a pumpkin patch in any form of official canon, but I'm willing to forgive this since the doghouse is actually a button that causes Peanuts music to blare through hidden speakers when pushed.

The real stars of the set are the tiny figurines, made of rubber but with magnetized feet. We get Lucy, Snoopy, Linus and Charlie Brown with a removable ghost costume. I prefer to let Charlie Brown go without a costume and pretend that someone else is under the sheet. This way, my Prowling Pumpkin Patch has five figures, and everyone else's only has four. I like to feel special in any way I can.


Click here to see it in action!

When you smack Snoopy's shack, music plays, and that signals the figurines to make their shaky, vague rotation across the patch. They're prone to falling over, but I don't mind it so much since it doesn't keep them from moving around. Plus, it opens the door for me to start a little betting pool with my imaginary friends over which Peanuts character will last the forty-five seconds without crashing. My money's on Snoopy, who skirts the official rules by starting his trek in a downward position.

This would be as good of a time as any to reiterate the information a reader sent in a few days back: It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown will be shown on October 28th at 8 PM, on ABC. It's almost getting to that time of year where we should all help each other figure out when the real seasonal stuff is going to be on TV. If you've got any tips, post them in the comments. Hopefully, we'll get some good background noise for a few of the upcoming SNTs.

Posted by Matt on 10/05/2007. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 266 comments

Yay! It’s finally cold outside!

Chestnuts roasted by Marty @ 10/10/2007 10:45 AM


Matt, don’t stress man. We know you have a life. I am amazed you have the time to write 500 words a day in the blog let alone 3000 words in an article. Make sure you enjoy the season too.

Speaking of the season I found the creepies Tales From The Crypt episodes on YouTube where Tim Curry plays all three characters in Death Of A Salesman. It messed me up when I was in high school.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=N4kPXVxVgyA

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 10/10/2007 11:08 AM


I thought this thread should have ended with the “Matt, why has thou foraken us?” post :)

Giant ape juice (my first one of those, believe it or not. I have been with the organization for a long time but I never got that one since it was before my time. I FINALLY remembered to look it up so between that and adding on to the PHOTOG thread, the inner-sanctum is mine, ALL MINE!!).

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 10/10/2007 11:08 AM


Manimal, someone posted a much nastier version of that comment; in fact, it was so nasty that they were smart enough to post it in the previous thread, as it was obviously deleted on spot. Mystery person claimed that I only keep a website so I can make enough ad revenue to support a life of heavy drinking and cigarettes. He forgot gossip magazine subscriptions and anything made of cobalt blue glass.

BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS. I feel really bad…it’s just been a bad set of circumstances this month mixed with a personal feeling of “blah” mixed with the fact that it’s been 100 degrees outside. All I can try to do now is end the Countdown strong. Can’t go back in time. Not since “they” came and stole my powers, anyway.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/10/2007 11:14 AM


Don’t feel bad for us Matt. We’ll keep the candle burning.

Post Script:
Heavy drinking? Yeah sure. I bet whoever “Mystery Writer” was doesn’t have a website, a full time job, a woman or five cats.

Chestnuts roasted by RhubarbVelicoraptor @ 10/10/2007 11:59 AM


And one of our cats is blind, requiring even more time and attention!

On the plus side, it’s been pretty chilly the past two days.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/10/2007 12:02 PM


and its only gonna get chillier! that sounds like pumpkin carvin weather to me. im looking forward to seeing more countdown- i love it!! ive been reading old stuff in the breaks though, still good!!!

thats so sad about the blind cat. does it have a little kitty cane and sunglasses? that would be adorable.

Chestnuts roasted by cb @ 10/10/2007 12:08 PM


Annette, I don’t think we have a Hastings here in MI, well at least not in my area. But I found them online, so I could order it that way. Thanks!

Dio and Lex, Thank you! I guess I will have to check the different Targets around here then. So far I have been there everyday this week. They do get some great stuff for Halloween. To bad they don’t bring a few of the same items back each year. I bought a spider plate last year because it was the last one left, hoping that maybe they would have them again. Nope.. so what the heck am I supposed to do with one plate?!

Chestnuts roasted by Alyssa @ 10/10/2007 12:11 PM


C’mon, everyone needs to cheer up; in a little over a week it’s going to be Halloween party season! My condo development is planning the biggest one yet next weekend. The next week can’t go fast enough.

Chestnuts roasted by KJX @ 10/10/2007 12:11 PM


cb: While we haven’t had her extensively tested, vets have said that it appears she has some level of light sensitivity, but is otherwise blind. (You can throw a basketball at her head and she’ll never see it coming.) Still, she manages just fine and you’d really never know she had any trouble unless you spent serious time with her. She walks and runs around just fine, because she is a cat and cats are magical. It’s only really a burden when you’re trying to hand-feed her treats. She just chomps aimlessly into thin air, hoping for a stroke of luck.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/10/2007 12:17 PM


Lmao, the heavy drinking and smoking comment was a good laugh. Least he creative i guess.

So shall we be expecting an entry tonight, or even a blog entry?

The tree across from my window besides this computer is turning more red/brown/orange by the day, that’s slightly helping.

Chestnuts roasted by Dan @ 10/10/2007 12:18 PM


That is the saddest and most hilarious thing I’ve ever read.

I really don’t know what else to write.

Chestnuts roasted by RhubarbVelicoraptor @ 10/10/2007 12:24 PM


It’s finally getting cold around here in the evenings, too. Now if it wasn’t for the whole Daylight Savings thing, we all might be feeling the mood a little more.

Meanwhile, here’s some more Goolies:

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 10/10/2007 12:25 PM


I was watching something today that may not be Halloween themed, but it has monsters and therefore could put someone in the Halloween spirit. Thanks to me having to send home all my DVDs, the few I have I have to saver for they are my only entertainment until I get home. Right now I’m stuck with Knight Rider Season 4 and Volume 1 of Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats. Okay, I found a disc of Chip N Dale cartoons, but it only had nine cartoons so once I got through them, I’m down to two.

Anyway, I’m sure most of you remember the 1980s Heathcliff cartoon that featured a Heathcliff segment and a segment featuring the cats Riff Raff and the Junkyard Cats Hector, Wordsworth, and Mungo. They are more formally known as the Catillac Cats for references obviously to Cadillac. I mean, it doesn’t help the fact that they drive and sleep in a Cadillac in a junkyard anyway. Okay, the story goes that Riff Raff and the other cats are watching a scary movie and everyone but Riff Raff is scared. After they all go to bed, Riff Raff has a dream. He and his girlfriend Cleo (who I have to admit is pretty hot for a cartoon cat, and she obviously makes references to 1980s aerobics by wearing leg warmers) come upon a mysterious castle. Wordsworth, the roller skating cat and who always speaks in rhyme, welcomes them to his mysterious abode and who is disguised as a Mad Scientist Igor. He shows Riff Raff and Cleo a monster he intends to bring to life who is really Mungo, but here he is known and Monstro. Anyway, I’m sure you know that this is a take on the Frankenstein story so you’re not missing much. Hector appears as an inspector and he looks as though he stole Inspector Gadget’s trench coat and hat. I guess Dic Enterprises were cutting back costs that they had to borrow Gadget’s clothes to save money. I got to tell that I dig the scene in the lab when they try to bring Mungo (Monstro) to life. If you ever come across this episode, watch the scene in the lab. Cleo is wearing a lab coat and pretty much nothing underneath. Now, she was like this through the whole series but with her leg warmers, she obviously is made to look like she does aerobics despite the fact she lives in a record store. Anyway, I wouldn’t have thought this if she did not appear at the castle in a coat. Oh yeah, and yes she was wearing those awful leg warmers. She ALWAYS wears the leg warmers!!!!

You don’t really see much else to take note other than the dog that guards the junkyard, Leroy, turns into a werewolf during a full moon. Yeah, what’s so special about that? A canine turns into another type of canine. Oh well, maybe he goes from a bully to a bloodthirsty killer or something. Anyway, he and Monstro scare everyone out of the castle.

At the end, Riff Raff wakes up from his nightmare proving that even he is scared of monster, but his are in his dreams, not in the movies. There’s a knock on the door and when Riff goes to answer, he faints because he sees Monstro in the doorway. Of course, it’s really just Mungo in disguise. Oh, I guess I should have also mentioned that Riff and the gang were going to Cleo’s costume party at midnight. They don’t make references if it’s either midnight that night, because if they did why did they go to sleep when it was dark out? What time was it, nine o’clock? You can pretty much make the determination if the costume party meant to be for Halloween or not.

Well, that’s pretty much the episode in a nutshell. Of course I was just mentioning it in case it was needed to put a little Halloween spirit in most of you. My Halloween will pretty much be just the annual viewing of “Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown” and “Garfield’s Halloween Adventure.” Hopefully Best Buy or some other place has “Fat Albert’s Halloween” for sale. Haven’t seen that show in years, and it would make a great addition to my Halloween viewing specials. I can live without Will Vinton’s Halloween special because the only good special they made was the Christmas one. Oh well, I’ll be home in the state in eight days. To me, that’s FAR more important than anything to do with Halloween. Besides, I’ll be home to fully embrace Christmas which is what I’m looking forward to anyway. Okay, I’m rambling and already posted so much. Hope I didn’t lose most of you! Talk to you later!

Chestnuts roasted by BJ @ 10/10/2007 12:28 PM


Blind pets are pretty entertaining. My aunt had a blind shitzu and every wall had ankle-high snot marks from the poor thing running into them every time the doorbell rang.

Chestnuts roasted by Bill @ 10/10/2007 12:33 PM


DAN: The tree next to my window is turning …..around at me and saying that sooner or later i have to fall asleep.

Chestnuts roasted by RhubarbVelicoraptor @ 10/10/2007 12:39 PM


Hector always wore the New Wave skinny tie. And where did they get the Caddy that could turn into a boat and a camper? I always wanted one of those.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 10/10/2007 1:03 PM


Don’t forget it also turned into a plane when it drove off a cliff or a ramp. I believe they used it to fly to Cleo’s record store on a number of occasions.

I thought Hector looked awful with that tie. Worsworth always had those headphones and skates on. Mungo was always in that stupid red knit hat, and Riff Raff? What made him so special thinking he was the leader? How did he end up with a hot girlfriend like Cleo? What was he trying to show with his hat and scarf? If he was able to look spiffy and have a hot girlfriend, why did he insist on living in a junkyard? Such questions that will never be answered. Oh yeah, and did you ever notice how there were never any humans in the Catillac Cats segment, just cats and dogs? They had them in the Heathcliff segments. Old man grandpa and Iggy, but of course they had to look different and of course, Heathcliff had to have a voice, which was given by none other than the late and great Mel Blanc. I won’t get into why the Catillac Cats were the only ones to appear in both the Heathcliff and Riff Raff segments but Heathcliff and Riff Raff never appeared in each other’s segments except in the closing credits.

Oh yeah, something else I forgot to mention. Did you know that John Kricfaulsi, the creator behind Ren and Stimpy, was an Assistant on the Heathcliff cartoon? Assistant what, I don’t know, probably animator. I just noticed his name appear as I was watching the closing credits. Interesting. Anyway, I better wrap this up since I’m rambling on again. Guess I gotta get all of my last two cents in before I leave Iraq!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by BJ @ 10/10/2007 2:25 PM


I don’t know if you guys have heard the good news. but.

Mario V. Sonic is now a reality!!

Sonic the Hedgehog will officially be a playable character in the new Super Smash Bros. Game coming out in December for Wii!

This is super cool for all of us who have dreamed of this battle since the Sega Genesis first came out.

I can die happy.

Chestnuts roasted by Joker @ 10/10/2007 2:28 PM


I’ve been doing a countdown of sorts on my personal blog, in X-E style (a few days ago my Raziel and Kain dolls were decorating my room w/ pumpkins from target). If anyone’s interested, click my name, you know the drill. Its an homage to X-E’s style of articles…XD I warn you though. Its all over the place in terms of content.

Chestnuts roasted by Dio and Lex @ 10/10/2007 2:45 PM


Sorry about your cat, Matt.

On the horror movie front, May and Strangeland are both on IFC tonite.

I saw Slither on HBO Zone last night and it wasn’t bad. Funny, gross, and just plain fun.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 10/10/2007 2:46 PM


Hey Matt. Miss your updates, but they’re worth waiting for!

I feel your pain for dealing with special needs cats. My cat gets an IV every night, and currently also need oral antibiotics and eye ointment as well, plus special food that half the time we have to force-feed him because it looks, smells and probably tastes like someone already ate it and barfed it back up. It’s a damn good thing he’s so cute. We had a mostly-blind/deaf/incontinent/extremely arthritic dog for a couple of years as well. They do take up a lot of time.

It’s getting cooler in the city (thank GOD, it was pushing 90 a few days ago…stupid global warming!) so I hope it’s cooling down in your area as well.

Chestnuts roasted by Molly @ 10/10/2007 3:20 PM


I went crazy when I heard about Sonic. So unexpected! Today’s update was equivalent to about 2 weeks worth.

Chestnuts roasted by Brett @ 10/10/2007 4:06 PM


Hey Matt – don’t feel bad about the count-down. I usually do Halloween up really big, but for some reason, I’m just not into it this year. We’ve had beautiful mild weather (70s) out here in Colorado, but I just can’t get into all the decorating. My 13 year old doesn’t even feel like doing it (he wants me to do the decorating myself, so he can enjoy it). Now it’s almost mid-month, so I’m having a really hard time talking myself into doing anything at all. Oh well…

Chestnuts roasted by Pamalamadingdong @ 10/10/2007 5:51 PM


Those sneaky bastards know I don’t look in past threads.

Geniuses, I say. Assholes, but geniuses, nonetheless.

Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 10/10/2007 6:05 PM


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